Roid Roger testifies

GLENN: Here's what's interesting to me, and it's a microcosm of what is going wrong with our country right now. People, to make money, will do whatever they have to do. They don't care. As long as they can make millions of dollars and be famous, they don't care. They will do whatever it takes. Giant businesses will allow people to do whatever it is. It doesn't matter if it's unethical. It doesn't matter if it's really right. They will just do whatever they have to do, as long as they make money. So they will hire these dirtbags and it's kind of a nice symbiotic relationship because everybody makes money. But then if they ever get caught, then "I never knew. What are you talking about? That's bad." And they blame each other, and they're completely in denial. But all the while everyone knew they were cheating. Everyone knew it was bogus. Just, nobody ever said it out loud. And then on top of it you have congress who created the problem in the first place by not allowing major league baseball to have a competitor. So now they have to go in, and this is what congress does. They try to fix the mistakes that they themselves created. However, they're so good at it, at creating mistakes, that nobody ever blames them for the hearing in the first place. And nobody is above them except for you, but we'll get to you in a second. Nobody is above them that can ever hold their feet to the fire, and that's where you come in. You, who are in the minority, you do hold their feet to the fire and they get a little freaked out. But then the rest of the people who you've woken up and went, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, congress, full of idiots. And they are like, "What? I was sleeping." You say, "Congress, full of idiots, let's go get the idiots." Like, "Yeah, yeah, the idiots." And then congress gets spooked and they're like, "What? We're not idiots. Look how smart we are. We're fixing that idiot problem." And you're like, "No, you won't. That's why me and my friend -- hey, where did my friend go? Hey!" Meanwhile the other friends are sitting in the back going (snoring), and congress does it again. And so you wake your friend up again and you're like, "Congress is an idiot. " They're like, "What? Still talking about congress being an idiot?" And those friends who aren't asleep are just watching it for entertainment purposes because the people who aren't asleep and aren't charging and saying, "Wait a minute, congress is an idiot" are those people, generally speaking, that were the first on the ship going, "Wait a minute, congress is an idiot, wake up." And they've realized nothing's ever going to change. So I'm just going to sit here, wear my sweat pants because doesn't matter how much I eat; I never feel like I'm fat because they're my fat pants. And I'll just wear my fat pants and watch real life, rich people getting richer by doing whatever they have to, unethically, never really -- just blaming it on somebody else and congressional weasels getting more powerful by putting their puss on the face -- on the TV, bashing rich celebrities because they were sticking needles in their arm. Where are they on Amy Winehouse? I don't even know who this chick is. I confuse her with the chick from the B-52s all the time. They look alike. Apparently not the same person. And Amy Winehouse is sticking needles in her arm all the time with actual poison, heroin. Why doesn't congress care about that one? Why isn't congress investigating all of the needles that are stuck into celebrities' arms with heroin? Because they don't regulate the music industry. If they did, we could have more hearings and then once in a while we could all sit around and watch those hearings and maybe one of them would break out into song once in a while. So it would be ultra entertaining.

Legal scholar and famed criminal defense attorney Alan Dershowitz has a message for partisans dividing America: "A plague on both your houses." He voted for Hillary Clinton. He endorsed Joe Biden. He's a man who is basically the Forrest Gump of American judicial history.

Look up a big court case over the past few decades, and you'll probably see him standing in the background. He's represented notorious clients like Mike Tyson, Patty Hearst, Harry Reems, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and yes, Donald Trump. It's made him a target for both the left and right.

Alan also describes himself as a "civil libertarian," and that's probably why he and Glenn Beck get along despite their opposing political views. His story is like a history lesson, spanning half a century, and it just might be the key to bridging the political divide.

On this week's podcast, Alan explained that while he's a strong defender of the Constitution, he's never been a big fan of the Second Amendment. In the past he's called it absurd and outdated, and even today, he admits that he wouldn't have ingrained it into our Constitution if he was a framer. However, with the whole Bill of Rights under attack, he's now fully in defense of our right to bear arms. Because if the Second Amendment changes, any amendment could be next.

"I'm now a supporter of the Second Amendment. I don't want to change it. I don't want to change one word of it, because I'm afraid that if I get to change the Second Amendment, other people will get to change the First Amendment, and the Fifth Amendment," Alan said. "So, I am committed to preserving the Bill of Rights, every single word, every comma, and every space between the words."

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Investigative reporter David Steinberg joined the radio program Monday, to explain how a new video may provide enough evidence to begin a FBI investigation into alleged illegal practices by Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's campaign.

In the video, which was produced and released by Project Veritas, residents of Omar's community describe campaign teams that not only conduct illegal ballot harvesting practices but also pay people for their blank absentee ballots.

Steinberg told Glenn that, if these charges prove to be true, the federal government could bypass Omar's friend and protector, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison. Could 2020 be the beginning of the end for Omar's political career?

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Mike Fratantuono is the manager of Sunset Restaurant in Glen Burnie, Maryland. He wrote in the Washington Post's COVID-19 series about the recent, heartbreaking loss of his business, a restaurant that has been in his family for "four generations and counting."

"I know this virus is real, okay? It's real and it's awful. I'm not disputing any of that," Mike wrote. "But our national hysteria is worse. We allowed the virus to take over our economy, our small businesses, our schools, our social lives, our whole quality of life. We surrendered, and now everything is infected."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck reacted to Mike's letter, which he shared in full, adding his hope that those in government are ultimately held responsible for what he called the biggest theft of the Western world.

"This is the biggest theft of, not only money, but of heritage and of hope," Glenn said. "The United States government and many of the states are responsible for this, not you. And hopefully someday soon, we'll return to some semblance of sanity, and those responsible for this theft, this rape of the Western world, will be held responsible."

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]