GLENN: You know, I'm beginning to think that just based on the Drudge headline that was earlier today, "Ten in a row," it's ten in a row, Obama, he's like a radio station. He's like a really crappy top 40 radio station that really doesn't -- do you remember those songs -- well, Shannon was one of them. I never knew that was about a dead dog. I had no idea it was about a dead dog. You know, I was like, (humming), no idea. Do you ever listen to the words of songs and you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, what does that one say? You have no idea? You just like the song? That's Obama. He's one of those songs that you love but then you listen to the lyrics and you're like, uh-oh, that's not good. That's what he is... "Ten in a row."
So I say we start listening to his lyrics. Dan, did you finish the station? Because I think we should build a whole Obama station. Did you finish the sweeper? You know, go ahead. Play it. Here it is.
VOICE: Ten in a row. This is your ten in a row superstation. Superstation, Obama FM. Hi, you're on Obama FM in Atlanta. Hello, Dan. Dan? See, now -- Dan? He's there. He's just -- you know what he's doing? He's listening to the radio. It's like a 12 second delay. Hello?
GLENN: Yes, Dan, go ahead, caller, you're on.
CALLER: Glenn, I'm trying to talk you down off the ledge here.
GLENN: Can't be done. Can't be done.
CALLER: I mean, come on, Glenn. It's February, for crying out loud, February.
GLENN: Yes. Yes.
CALLER: Okay? Barack Obama is not going to carry Texas in the general election. He's just not. And as far as the early voting coming in right now, I heard a couple of callers last week on Rush saying that they were from Texas and that they were going to -- they were Republicans and they were going to cross over and vote for Obama to (inaudible).
GLENN: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Obama is not the guy to beat. Anybody -- I hope Rush said this -- that anybody who says they're going to cross over and vote for Obama is a moron. The one that is beatable out of the two is Hillary Clinton, for the love of Pete. And even -- you know what? Let me ask you. Which one would you rather vote for as a conservative? Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama? If you answer Barack Obama, you're just on that change of hope. That's all that's happening. You're just, you're on -- I'm on the hope train: That's me. I'm on the hope train. I haven't listened to a word he said. Turn the lyrics up and listen to the lyrics. Do your homework and read a little bit about it. I'm sorry but I -- you know what? Unless this country -- here's the caveat. Unless this country pays attention to what the man's policies are, which, come on. Really. I know you'll pay attention. I'll pay attention. Do you see the dope in the car next to you? Look at them. Look at them right now. Speed up. Look at them. Look at their face. Do you think they're going to pay attention? Right now they're in their car right now just thinking either stupid thoughts or they're in their car and they're just (humming), and they're just belting it out at the top of their lungs because they don't think anybody's looking. Like all of a sudden I'm invisible, in my car. We can see you, dummy. Do you think they're going to pay attention?
If people pay attention to what this man is suggesting, he won't be President of the United States. You can't talk me off of that ledge. I just don't think that one's going to happen.
VOICE: When the lyrics don't seem to have any substance to you, but your kids love it anyway, this is Obama FM. Obama FM.