Bob the Anti Christ




Bob the Anti Christ currently works as a grocery bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto where he's amassed more than $38 trillion in savings.

GLENN: I don't think I could endorse, no matter how -- no, I was going to say no matter how much cash. No, there's enough cash to endorse Dennis Kucinich and I'm willing to do it, I am.

Well, let's talk a little bit about, let's talk a little bit about politics and how yesterday I think the race actually began. Yesterday what we had was Barack Obama going after John McCain on the war and they started talking about the war. Oh, I tell you I'll never find a war this way. It's going to be 100 years old, it's going to be -- (loss of audio)

VOICE: Live from studios in beautiful Hell, Michigan, just 34 shy of the 700 club, here's your host, the Prince of Darkness and the King of Fun. Lucifer!

LUCIFER: Well, thank you very much. Yes, it is I, the Prince of Darkness. Oh, it doesn't matter what you call me. Just call me. Our phone lines are open now at 666-666-6666. And today we're going to spend just a few minutes with Bob the Antichrist and he's with us now. Hello, Bob.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Hello, Satan. Well, first of all, let me just say I love the show and thank you for taking my call.

LUCIFER: Thank you. Now, we've had you on before and regular listeners of the Lucifer program will know that you are, of course, the one that I have selected to bring my kingdom to Earth.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Which brings me to my point. I'm pretty hacked off right now. I'm a little pissed. This whole Barack Obama thing. Everybody's thinking that Barack Obama might be the antichrist now. This is ridiculous.

LUCIFER: Yeah.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And look at this guy. He's got big ears, he's so obvious, he's a Democrat. I mean, please. Everything's there. Isn't the antichrist supposed to be a little bit subtle?

LUCIFER: Well, I -- personally as the devil himself, I thought Barack -- I considered Barack Obama. I thought he would be pretty subtle. I didn't think anyone would see him being the antichrist.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Lucy, look, you've got people fainting at hits events. I mean, hello.

LUCIFER: Well, that's what I was toying -- that's what I was toying with the idea of anointing him the antichrist and, you know, then people started fainting and crying and I thought, oh, boy, this is going to get a little obvious here. So I might as well go back to Bob the Antichrist who is, of course, from Modesto, California and you work at --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And I've been doing this work for you for a good long time and I'm a little hacked off that you --

LUCIFER: I'm not sure -- Bob, I'm not sure that your plan is really working for me.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: What? I mean, with all due respect, I mean, look at what's going on around here. I got them on this global warming fiasco to take America and bring back communism. I got them on board with that.

LUCIFER: Well, that wasn't really you. Again that was the Democratic party that did that. But you are doing your small part there as a bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I think I'm doing some pretty good work here, too.

LUCIFER: You are encouraging people when you say paper or plastic to go for the plastic.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right. And then that's playing into the whole global warming fiasco.

LUCIFER: Right. And you were leading the charge on the minimum wage increase as well.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, that was me.

LUCIFER: I mean, just for the people there at Ralphs.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, at this particular Ralphs in my checkout stand. Actually I got my minimum wage up to, I'm now making $6.38 an hour.

LUCIFER: Which is kind of misleading because not a lot of people know this and would never see it coming from Bob the Antichrist who again is just a bagger of groceries at the Ralphs Supermarket.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I mean, I'm a little offended by that. I work pretty hard, you know.

LUCIFER: But tell us a little bit about your finances, the hidden finances.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I've been able to sock away $38 1/2 trillion into a savings account, pretty good yield on that going right now.

LUCIFER: Are you a little concerned? Is that in an ING account?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: I'm a little concerned about it because some of the work I do conflicts with continuing to build up the stash of funds I'm going to need when I take over. On the one hand --

LUCIFER: Bob, where's some --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: -- I'm trying to wreck the economy. On the other hand I'm trying to benefit. Bob Bobby do know, starting the Progressive movement. I'm well aware of that.

LUCIFER: What are some of the plans that you have when you finally announce to the world, the antichrist is here, paper or plastic?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, of course, one of them was, you know, there's been some signs lately and I'm a little surprised that more people aren't hip to them but again that's part of my subtlety, isn't it? Like the other night. Last week when the moon went blood-red, hello, it's a sign of the antichrist.

LUCIFER: That was just a glimpse. Bob Bobby mean, the moon went red. Stars falling from the sky, it was on that same night, did anybody notice that the U.S. blew up a satellite, was like a star falling from the sky?

LUCIFER: Again I'm the -- again I'm Satan.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right.

LUCIFER: So I'm a pretty good authority on some of these things, but that was just a satellite and an eclipse.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: No, those were signs, my coming. Just about ready to take things over now and my plan is working as I've plotted all along and so, you know, look. I mean, I got Dancing with the Stars on network TV.

LUCIFER: Bob the Antichrist in Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California. So nice talking to you, sir, and best of luck. Coming up in just a few minutes, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, I can't decide.

During a lecture at the Yale School of Medicine's Child Study Center, a New York City-based psychiatrist told students and faculty that she fantasizes about "unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way," among several other shockingly race-hating statements.

In April, Dr. Aruna Khilanani — a New York-based forensic psychiatrist and psychoanalyst — delivered the talk called "The Psychopathic Problem of the White Mind" virtually as part of the Yale School of Medicine's "Child Study Center Grand Rounds," a lecture program for "trainees in child psychiatry, psychology, and social work, faculty, clinicians, and scientists."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck shared several quotes from an audio recording of the lecture provided by Bari Weiss, a former opinion writer and editor for the New York Times.

Here are a few of Khilanani's statements from the audio:

  • "This is the cost of talking to white people at all. The cost of your own life, as they suck you dry. There are no good apples out there. White people make my blood boil."
  • "I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way, burying their body, and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away relatively guiltless with a bounce in my step. Like I did the world a f***ing favor."
  • "White people are out of their minds. And they have been for a long time."
  • "White people feel that we are bullying them when we bring up race. They feel that we should be thanking them for all that they have done for us. They are confused, and so are we. We keep forgetting that directly talking about race is a waste of our breath."
  • "We are asking a demented, violent predator who thinks that they are a saint or a superhero, to accept responsibility. It ain't gonna happen. They have five holes in their brain. It's like banging your head against a brick wall. It's just like sort of not a good idea."

"We must take a stand. We must speak out, because this is evil," Glenn said in response to Khilanani's shocking lecture. "I don't care who you voted for, you know this is evil."

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The prices of our houses and food are already rising fast, but they will skyrocket to record highs if we don't fix the problem soon. So what's causing the inflation?

On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck said he doesn't believe it's the fault of our loggers, farmers, or truckers — many of them are really struggling. But the big corporations that control these industries are making record profits, all while the Biden administration is making some very odd decisions that could make the crises even worse.

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The crisis at the border continues to worsen, with the U.S. Border Patrol recently releasing some shocking statistics that illuminate just how bad the situation has become. But Texas Governor Greg Abbott (R) is doing everything he can to prevent any additional unlawful crossings into the Lone Star State.

Abbott joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to describe recent action he has taken to ensure that those who do cross into Texas illegally know they came to the "wrong state."

After noting that both President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris "have completely abandoned post as it concerns the Texas border," Abbott explained how "Texas is stepping up" to combat the flood of dangerous gangs and cartels, human traffickers and drugs he says are pouring into border communities.

"Beginning in March, I deployed a thousand Texas Department of Public Safety officers to the border. I deployed the National Guard to the border. And they made well over a thousand arrests of some of these criminals we talked about. They've apprehended more than 33,000 illegal immigrants coming across the border." Abbott said. "But because of the way the Biden administration has abandoned the border, we are now elevating our game. What I did yesterday, in response to more than a dozen counties along the border ... I granted their request for a disaster declaration," he added.

Abbott went on to describe how his disaster declaration gives Texas the authority to toughen penalties for lawbreakers, including criminal trespassing, smuggling, and human trafficking.

"We're going to begin arresting everybody coming across the border and charging them with criminal trespass and putting them in jail. They are coming in here, thinking they'll get the Biden free-ride, and go wherever they want to go. Not in the state of Texas. We'll start arresting them right and left, and putting them behind bars, and saying they came in to the wrong state."

Asked by Glenn if he is prepared for the inevitable "media onslaught", Abbott simply answered, "We're prepared to see a reduction in the number of people coming across the border — because Texas is enforcing the law, period."

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California has gone to hell. Homelessness and violence have spiked. Civil liberties and businesses have been destroyed in the name of "COVID safety." Children have been brainwashed with racist critical race theory. And yet, Democrats want to use California as the test model for the entire country. Your state and your town are next. They want their FAILURE to become YOUR FUTURE.

Dave Rubin, host of BlazeTV's "The Rubin Report," moved to Los Angeles about a decade ago. In that time, he's watched it descend into absolute chaos. While most of his news and comedy friends have fled, Dave tells Glenn Beck why he's riding it out and how the rest of the country must save itself from progressive policies and "evil" governors like Gavin Newsom — or else the great American experiment will be over.

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