Bob the Anti Christ

Bob the Anti Christ currently works as a grocery bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto where he's amassed more than $38 trillion in savings.

GLENN: I don't think I could endorse, no matter how -- no, I was going to say no matter how much cash. No, there's enough cash to endorse Dennis Kucinich and I'm willing to do it, I am.

Well, let's talk a little bit about, let's talk a little bit about politics and how yesterday I think the race actually began. Yesterday what we had was Barack Obama going after John McCain on the war and they started talking about the war. Oh, I tell you I'll never find a war this way. It's going to be 100 years old, it's going to be -- (loss of audio)

VOICE: Live from studios in beautiful Hell, Michigan, just 34 shy of the 700 club, here's your host, the Prince of Darkness and the King of Fun. Lucifer!

LUCIFER: Well, thank you very much. Yes, it is I, the Prince of Darkness. Oh, it doesn't matter what you call me. Just call me. Our phone lines are open now at 666-666-6666. And today we're going to spend just a few minutes with Bob the Antichrist and he's with us now. Hello, Bob.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Hello, Satan. Well, first of all, let me just say I love the show and thank you for taking my call.

LUCIFER: Thank you. Now, we've had you on before and regular listeners of the Lucifer program will know that you are, of course, the one that I have selected to bring my kingdom to Earth.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Which brings me to my point. I'm pretty hacked off right now. I'm a little pissed. This whole Barack Obama thing. Everybody's thinking that Barack Obama might be the antichrist now. This is ridiculous.


BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And look at this guy. He's got big ears, he's so obvious, he's a Democrat. I mean, please. Everything's there. Isn't the antichrist supposed to be a little bit subtle?

LUCIFER: Well, I -- personally as the devil himself, I thought Barack -- I considered Barack Obama. I thought he would be pretty subtle. I didn't think anyone would see him being the antichrist.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Lucy, look, you've got people fainting at hits events. I mean, hello.

LUCIFER: Well, that's what I was toying -- that's what I was toying with the idea of anointing him the antichrist and, you know, then people started fainting and crying and I thought, oh, boy, this is going to get a little obvious here. So I might as well go back to Bob the Antichrist who is, of course, from Modesto, California and you work at --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And I've been doing this work for you for a good long time and I'm a little hacked off that you --

LUCIFER: I'm not sure -- Bob, I'm not sure that your plan is really working for me.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: What? I mean, with all due respect, I mean, look at what's going on around here. I got them on this global warming fiasco to take America and bring back communism. I got them on board with that.

LUCIFER: Well, that wasn't really you. Again that was the Democratic party that did that. But you are doing your small part there as a bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I think I'm doing some pretty good work here, too.

LUCIFER: You are encouraging people when you say paper or plastic to go for the plastic.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right. And then that's playing into the whole global warming fiasco.

LUCIFER: Right. And you were leading the charge on the minimum wage increase as well.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, that was me.

LUCIFER: I mean, just for the people there at Ralphs.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, at this particular Ralphs in my checkout stand. Actually I got my minimum wage up to, I'm now making $6.38 an hour.

LUCIFER: Which is kind of misleading because not a lot of people know this and would never see it coming from Bob the Antichrist who again is just a bagger of groceries at the Ralphs Supermarket.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I mean, I'm a little offended by that. I work pretty hard, you know.

LUCIFER: But tell us a little bit about your finances, the hidden finances.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I've been able to sock away $38 1/2 trillion into a savings account, pretty good yield on that going right now.

LUCIFER: Are you a little concerned? Is that in an ING account?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: I'm a little concerned about it because some of the work I do conflicts with continuing to build up the stash of funds I'm going to need when I take over. On the one hand --

LUCIFER: Bob, where's some --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: -- I'm trying to wreck the economy. On the other hand I'm trying to benefit. Bob Bobby do know, starting the Progressive movement. I'm well aware of that.

LUCIFER: What are some of the plans that you have when you finally announce to the world, the antichrist is here, paper or plastic?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, of course, one of them was, you know, there's been some signs lately and I'm a little surprised that more people aren't hip to them but again that's part of my subtlety, isn't it? Like the other night. Last week when the moon went blood-red, hello, it's a sign of the antichrist.

LUCIFER: That was just a glimpse. Bob Bobby mean, the moon went red. Stars falling from the sky, it was on that same night, did anybody notice that the U.S. blew up a satellite, was like a star falling from the sky?

LUCIFER: Again I'm the -- again I'm Satan.


LUCIFER: So I'm a pretty good authority on some of these things, but that was just a satellite and an eclipse.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: No, those were signs, my coming. Just about ready to take things over now and my plan is working as I've plotted all along and so, you know, look. I mean, I got Dancing with the Stars on network TV.

LUCIFER: Bob the Antichrist in Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California. So nice talking to you, sir, and best of luck. Coming up in just a few minutes, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, I can't decide.

Glenn Beck can't help but wonder, "What is wrong with us?" in light of the Left's latest move — canceling six Dr. Seuss books due to "hurtful and wrong" illustrations — that takes America one step closer to complete insanity. And now, school districts are jumping on board after President Joe Biden seems to have dropped Dr. Seuss from the White House's annual "Read Across America Day" proclamation.

On the radio program Tuesday, Glenn argued that deleting books is the perfect example of fascism, and asked when we as a country will finally realize it.

"They are banning Dr. Seuss books. How much more do you need to see before all of America wakes up? ... This is fascism!" Glenn said. "We don't destroy books. What is wrong with us, America?"

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Former Democratic presidential candidate and Hawaii representative Tulsi Gabbard and Glenn Beck don't agree much on policy, but they're in lockstep on principles.

On "The Glenn Beck Podcast" this week, Tulsi spoke with Glenn about one of her last acts in Congress, introducing the "Protect Women's Sports Act," which she says would "strengthen, clarify, and uphold the intent of Title IX to provide a level playing field for girls and women in sports." But since then, the Biden administration has gone in the opposite direction, and has supported allowing biological men to compete in women's sports.

Watch the video clip below to hear why Tulsi took a stand for female athletes:

Watch the full interview with Tulsi Gabbard here.

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Later this week, former President Trump will attend CPAC and give his first major policy appearance since leaving office. Sources close to the President reveal he will focus on "the future of the Republican Party and the conservative movement."

The future of the GOP is a question that demands real discussion before elections in 2022 and 2024. Right now, I can see three possible answers for how you act:

  1. Those in power and senior positions will ignore the reasons behind Donald Trump winning in 2016. They will be vindicated in their minds because they outlasted him, as they view DC as a job for life. These leaders will go back to business as usual and seek forgiveness from the left, hoping for unity and acceptance in the future.
  2. The second outcome is another section of the party that is understandably very angry over the left's Presidents treatment. They still support and believe in Trump. They think it's time to take off the gloves and treat Biden/the left exactly how they treated Trump.
  3. The few policy positions offered in public will be centered solely around opposing the left. They will also make the case how the left suck, are dangerous, and how you need them in power. The next four years are merely a countdown for Trump to run again and right the wrong of 2020.
  4. The third outcome is very similar to the second, but with one key difference. While they appreciate everything Trump accomplished while in office, they feel it's time to unite behind another candidate.

Which of these three positions will work best for the American people? Which helps built a political base for elections in both 2022 and 2024?

If you seek to help save America, it is critical to do some soul searching. Whether you love or hate him, Donald Trump got 75 million votes and made advancements in key demographics. What did he do well that you can develop further? In what areas was he poor, and how can you improve?

I want to raise six principled points everyone on the right should be forced to consider in the run-up to 2024.

1 - Understanding American Exceptionalism

FACT: America is an exceptional nation. If you read enough of world history, you will find ample evidence that America acted in ways that made it unique and significantly different from other countries in the past and modern times. These reasons must be understood and promoted through the culture and body politic.

One of those reasons is the layout of your Declaration of Independence. If you look around politics today, you will see people on all political sides telling you what they hate, why the other side is the enemy, and how they must be defeated.

In the Declaration of Independence, Jefferson also made that case against the English when he listed 27 grievances against the King. So how is the layout key? It took Jefferson 357 words to get to those grievances. Your Declaration is your mission statement: it tells everyone in the world what America aspires to be. It states the belief that all were created equal, all had certain rights that come directly from God, and that it is the government's job to protect rights -- not give people rights.

The left is successfully painting everyone on the right to be a terrorist who enjoyed the Capitol Hill riots. If you ever want to win another election, it will be critical to explain what you stand for to the American people.

After all, ask yourself which makes you the most passionate to vote - removing someone from office or voting for a vision and change you believe in?

2 - The Constitution

Is there a better place to start this vision than the Constitution? Yes, it is mostly ignored today by those in power and is only referenced by politicians and media when it fits a narrative.

The Constitution is a beautiful and complex document but is primarily based on a straightforward principle. The government should be extremely limited in its power, but it should be as close to the people as possible where there is a clear need for government. Who can argue with this principle?

Who wants someone they have never met, dictating how they live their life?

This is why the Constitution grants the President no real power, and gives Congress 18 clauses of power, listed under Article 1, Section 8. Any and every power not mentioned there belongs at the state level.

3 - Finances

The power structure in DC has changed many times over the last twenty years, with both parties having the opportunity to rule the different federal branches. There have been two periods where one party controlled all the power in DC:

  • 2008-2010: Obama / Dem
  • 2016-2018: Trump / GOP

Despite these changes, your government continually grows, you continue to spend money you don't have, and in ten out of the last thirteen years, you have added over $1,000,000,000,000 to your national debt, which now sits just under $28 trillion. Does this seem sustainable to you? Of course not, but sadly your finances only get worse.

America has revenue of over $3.2 trillion every year, yet DC has not passed a budget since 2008. Can you imagine any business running that way? Do you think Apple, Amazon, or Disney have a budget? It is time to get America on a path to financial sustainability, work towards a balanced budget, and explain to the American people how you will achieve it.

4 - Taxes

Do you remember discussing taxes during the Tea Party?

We used to make the simple moral case to the American people: any money you earn is yours, you should use it to plan your life, and the government has no right to take it from you. This was so successful around 2012 that Herman Cain ran for President with one primary policy: the 9-9-9 plan.

If America is to return to prosperity after Covid, lower taxes and a simpler tax code must be a central theme.

5 - Cutting Government

Look at the size of the US government in 2021. Are you happy? Can you name the numerous departments? Is it now the freedom-loving Americans' position that agencies like Education, Energy, EPA, and Commerce are constitutional bodies of government and are well-run?

How about the IRS, which targeted Tea-Party groups under President Obama? Do they deserve support, or is it time to start sharing a vision of the departments that should be abolished?

This principle used to be a big part of the Conservative platform. It played a massive role in 2012 when Rick Perry ran for President. His campaign was destroyed in 45 short seconds when he could not remember the three agencies he would abolish.

Maybe it's time to refresh this debate but change the parameters. How about we discuss the agencies that should be kept?

6 - Bill of Rights

Today, the Bill of Rights is under constant attack. The far-left/woke mob hates free speech, and they seek to cancel anyone with an opposing view. However, the attacks on the Bill of Rights don't always come from the left.

America has a second amendment that guarantees you the right to bear arms. The last time the GOP held both houses of Congress and the Presidency, they banned bump stocks - but who really NEEDS a bump stock?

As the years have passed, some have admitted they are open to red flag laws. Is this still the case?

While the second amendment may be under attack, it is clear the fourth amendment is dead. Regardless of which party holds power in DC, the NSA is given continuous ability to spy on Americans. The simple, principled case from Rand Paul of "get a warrant" always falls on deaf ears.

The Bill of Rights should be a unifying document for most Americans, as the principles are self-evident and a significant part of any freedom platform going forward.


America will face significant challenges over the coming years. As the government continues to grow, the far left get more hostile, and central planners seek a great reset. If you share my concern, then now is the time to forget our tribes and ignore the debate on who should be President in 2024.

It's time to work hard to build a platform by raising a banner of bold colors, not pale pastels. We must share a clear vision to the American people of a bright future where they are free, prosperous, and can pursue their happiness.

When the platform is built and successful, people can identify the best candidate to run in 2024.

"First, you win the argument, and then you win the election." — Margaret Thatcher

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Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) is under fire for questioning President Joe Biden's nominee for an assistant health secretary position, Dr. Rachel Levine, about her alleged support for giving children puberty blockers and sex-change surgeries.

During a confirmation hearing Thursday, Paul pointedly asked Levine, who is a transgender woman, about her support for allowing children to change their sex, and whether she believes children are capable of making such life-altering decisions.

Levine evaded the question, answering instead with a vague statement about the complexities of transgender medicine, which she would again reiterate for Paul's subsequent questions.

Watch a video clip of the confirmation hearing here.

Predictably, Paul has been labeled "transphobic" and accused of trying to derail Levine with "transphobic misinformation" by the leftist media.

On the Glenn Beck Radio Program Friday, Paul said his questioning Levine had nothing to do with who she is or the fact that she is a transgender adult, but was about the question of gender changes for children.

"The interesting thing is, none of it was directed towards her personally or who she is. It was directed towards the question of whether children can consent. And this is an intellectual question. It's not an inflammatory question. It's a question of serious consequences," he explained. "Most people would argue that children can't really make an informed consent. You know, we have laws against a man having sex with a 12-year-old, even if the 12-year-old says 'yes', because we don't think a 12-year-old is capable of consenting. They just aren't old enough to make the decision."

Paul went on to add, "I guess the danger is, you have to have some chutzpah. You have to have some guts, some courage to stand up because it is a culture out there where ... everybody is saying I made transphobic comments yesterday. All I did was ask whether a minor could consent to this kind of dramatic surgery. Nothing I ever said was hateful. I said nothing hateful about these people. I said nothing hateful about adults who choose to do this. But the culture is out there is so strong that so many in office are afraid to speak out. And it's getting worse.

"There's a handful of us that will speak out in the Senate. There's a handful in the House, and we just have to grow our ranks. But we have to resist or it just will roll over us. And we'll live in this terrible cancel culture world where nobody speaks out, and everybody is afraid to say anything."

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