Bob the Anti Christ




Bob the Anti Christ currently works as a grocery bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto where he's amassed more than $38 trillion in savings.

GLENN: I don't think I could endorse, no matter how -- no, I was going to say no matter how much cash. No, there's enough cash to endorse Dennis Kucinich and I'm willing to do it, I am.

Well, let's talk a little bit about, let's talk a little bit about politics and how yesterday I think the race actually began. Yesterday what we had was Barack Obama going after John McCain on the war and they started talking about the war. Oh, I tell you I'll never find a war this way. It's going to be 100 years old, it's going to be -- (loss of audio)

VOICE: Live from studios in beautiful Hell, Michigan, just 34 shy of the 700 club, here's your host, the Prince of Darkness and the King of Fun. Lucifer!

LUCIFER: Well, thank you very much. Yes, it is I, the Prince of Darkness. Oh, it doesn't matter what you call me. Just call me. Our phone lines are open now at 666-666-6666. And today we're going to spend just a few minutes with Bob the Antichrist and he's with us now. Hello, Bob.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Hello, Satan. Well, first of all, let me just say I love the show and thank you for taking my call.

LUCIFER: Thank you. Now, we've had you on before and regular listeners of the Lucifer program will know that you are, of course, the one that I have selected to bring my kingdom to Earth.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Which brings me to my point. I'm pretty hacked off right now. I'm a little pissed. This whole Barack Obama thing. Everybody's thinking that Barack Obama might be the antichrist now. This is ridiculous.

LUCIFER: Yeah.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And look at this guy. He's got big ears, he's so obvious, he's a Democrat. I mean, please. Everything's there. Isn't the antichrist supposed to be a little bit subtle?

LUCIFER: Well, I -- personally as the devil himself, I thought Barack -- I considered Barack Obama. I thought he would be pretty subtle. I didn't think anyone would see him being the antichrist.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Lucy, look, you've got people fainting at hits events. I mean, hello.

LUCIFER: Well, that's what I was toying -- that's what I was toying with the idea of anointing him the antichrist and, you know, then people started fainting and crying and I thought, oh, boy, this is going to get a little obvious here. So I might as well go back to Bob the Antichrist who is, of course, from Modesto, California and you work at --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And I've been doing this work for you for a good long time and I'm a little hacked off that you --

LUCIFER: I'm not sure -- Bob, I'm not sure that your plan is really working for me.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: What? I mean, with all due respect, I mean, look at what's going on around here. I got them on this global warming fiasco to take America and bring back communism. I got them on board with that.

LUCIFER: Well, that wasn't really you. Again that was the Democratic party that did that. But you are doing your small part there as a bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I think I'm doing some pretty good work here, too.

LUCIFER: You are encouraging people when you say paper or plastic to go for the plastic.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right. And then that's playing into the whole global warming fiasco.

LUCIFER: Right. And you were leading the charge on the minimum wage increase as well.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, that was me.

LUCIFER: I mean, just for the people there at Ralphs.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, at this particular Ralphs in my checkout stand. Actually I got my minimum wage up to, I'm now making $6.38 an hour.

LUCIFER: Which is kind of misleading because not a lot of people know this and would never see it coming from Bob the Antichrist who again is just a bagger of groceries at the Ralphs Supermarket.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I mean, I'm a little offended by that. I work pretty hard, you know.

LUCIFER: But tell us a little bit about your finances, the hidden finances.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I've been able to sock away $38 1/2 trillion into a savings account, pretty good yield on that going right now.

LUCIFER: Are you a little concerned? Is that in an ING account?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: I'm a little concerned about it because some of the work I do conflicts with continuing to build up the stash of funds I'm going to need when I take over. On the one hand --

LUCIFER: Bob, where's some --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: -- I'm trying to wreck the economy. On the other hand I'm trying to benefit. Bob Bobby do know, starting the Progressive movement. I'm well aware of that.

LUCIFER: What are some of the plans that you have when you finally announce to the world, the antichrist is here, paper or plastic?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, of course, one of them was, you know, there's been some signs lately and I'm a little surprised that more people aren't hip to them but again that's part of my subtlety, isn't it? Like the other night. Last week when the moon went blood-red, hello, it's a sign of the antichrist.

LUCIFER: That was just a glimpse. Bob Bobby mean, the moon went red. Stars falling from the sky, it was on that same night, did anybody notice that the U.S. blew up a satellite, was like a star falling from the sky?

LUCIFER: Again I'm the -- again I'm Satan.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right.

LUCIFER: So I'm a pretty good authority on some of these things, but that was just a satellite and an eclipse.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: No, those were signs, my coming. Just about ready to take things over now and my plan is working as I've plotted all along and so, you know, look. I mean, I got Dancing with the Stars on network TV.

LUCIFER: Bob the Antichrist in Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California. So nice talking to you, sir, and best of luck. Coming up in just a few minutes, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, I can't decide.

On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck and Pat Gray discussed a series of recent polls that suggest presidential nominee Joe Biden's expected lead may be slipping with traditionally Democratic voters.

A new poll conducted by the Jewish Electorate Institute shows that two-thirds of Jewish voters still plan to vote for the Biden-Harris ticket in November. However, President Donald Trump's support within the Jewish community is also the highest among any Republican candidate in recent history.

In more bad news for Biden, a CNN poll (yes, CNN) released last month showed growing support for President Trump among black voters in swing states. Meanwhile, his support among Latino voters remains at roughly 33%.

"I don't think it's going to go the way the Democrats hope that it will," Glenn said of the election. "If you look at the groups that the Democrats have carefully fostered ... that's falling apart. If Donald Trump can grow that by 5%, and hurt the Democrats by 5% ... that alone could swing the election."

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We're being set up for a civil war. The Left is grooming us for an Eastern European-style revolution this election, and they're not even trying to hide it any more. The playbook for Mainstreet USA is the exact same that has been used in places like Ukraine, initiated by the same people in order to completely upend the American system.

On his Wednesday night special this week, Glenn Beck takes us through a tale of three chalkboards that will connect the dots: the Obama admin in Ukraine, the State Department's relationship with George Soros, Black Lives Matter and Antifa riots, the Great Reset, public school indoctrination, mail-in voting. It all points to something dangerous happening in November if we don't act now.

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The left has already determined that the wildfires raging across the West Coast were definitely caused by climate change and Big Tech is determined to silence anyone who dares suggest otherwise. Facebook even announced a sweeping policy on Saturday to remove posts that claim the fires were caused by arson from far-left activists.

But on his radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck revealed multiple arrest records for suspected arsonists in California, Oregon, and Washington — and several of those charged and arrested were also instigators in Black Lives Matter rallies, violent protests, and Antifa riots. He also called out the "news gods" in Big Tech, daring them to try to censor his video.

"I asked my staff, to see if there was any evidence [of arson] on the fires. And I don't mean evidence from Twitter. I mean evidence. Is there anybody who has been arrested for arson?" Glenn said. "Well, here they are. And YouTube and Facebook, go ahead. I want you to demonetize this clip. I want you to somehow or another say that we're lying. I want you to throttle this. Go ahead. Because then you're going to have to explain what we got wrong. And I happen to have all the documents right here. So my attorney is really ready for that throttling or demonetization. You say you're a protector of the truth? Great, here it is."

Glenn read off the first 10 arrest records, which combined allege the destruction of more than 120,000 acres and 700 structures, as well as tens of thousands of people evacuated from their homes.

"You want to tell us, PolitiFact, how you came to the conclusion ... that there was no arson in these fires?" Glenn asked. "Can you tell me how you came to that conclusion? Because your fact-check seems to be entirely false."

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Former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders joined Glenn Beck on this week's podcast to share her unique perspective as a trusted adviser and confidante to President Donald Trump for two and a half years, which she also details in her new book, "Speaking for Myself: Faith, Freedom, and the Fight of Our Lives Inside the Trump White House."

Sarah described the unprecedented levels of corruption she saw firsthand during the Russia probe and shocking lengths to which Democratic leaders and the mainstream media would go to "take the president down."

Sarah said she often saw sides of Donald Trump that the media never covered. Recently, she went on the record denying the Atlantic's claims that the president mocked our military during a 2018 trip to France. She was on that trip, she told Glenn, and her account of what really happened paints a very different picture.

"The people who are making this outrageous charge are such cowards for doing so in an anonymous way. If you really believed this, and believed it was wrong, one, why did it take you so long? And, two, put your name on it the way the rest of us have," Sarah said.

"He didn't say those things. Not only was I there that day, Glenn, I spent two and a half years traveling all over the world with the president, watching him interact with men and women of our armed forces almost every single day during that two-and-a-half year period," she added.

"This is a person who loves America and loves the people who allow the rest of us to live in America, free, and have prosperity. And I got to see that a lot. I think it is shameful that people are trying to distort who he is and what he has done, particularly when it comes to the men and women in the military."

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