Bob the Anti Christ




Bob the Anti Christ currently works as a grocery bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto where he's amassed more than $38 trillion in savings.

GLENN: I don't think I could endorse, no matter how -- no, I was going to say no matter how much cash. No, there's enough cash to endorse Dennis Kucinich and I'm willing to do it, I am.

Well, let's talk a little bit about, let's talk a little bit about politics and how yesterday I think the race actually began. Yesterday what we had was Barack Obama going after John McCain on the war and they started talking about the war. Oh, I tell you I'll never find a war this way. It's going to be 100 years old, it's going to be -- (loss of audio)

VOICE: Live from studios in beautiful Hell, Michigan, just 34 shy of the 700 club, here's your host, the Prince of Darkness and the King of Fun. Lucifer!

LUCIFER: Well, thank you very much. Yes, it is I, the Prince of Darkness. Oh, it doesn't matter what you call me. Just call me. Our phone lines are open now at 666-666-6666. And today we're going to spend just a few minutes with Bob the Antichrist and he's with us now. Hello, Bob.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Hello, Satan. Well, first of all, let me just say I love the show and thank you for taking my call.

LUCIFER: Thank you. Now, we've had you on before and regular listeners of the Lucifer program will know that you are, of course, the one that I have selected to bring my kingdom to Earth.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Which brings me to my point. I'm pretty hacked off right now. I'm a little pissed. This whole Barack Obama thing. Everybody's thinking that Barack Obama might be the antichrist now. This is ridiculous.

LUCIFER: Yeah.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And look at this guy. He's got big ears, he's so obvious, he's a Democrat. I mean, please. Everything's there. Isn't the antichrist supposed to be a little bit subtle?

LUCIFER: Well, I -- personally as the devil himself, I thought Barack -- I considered Barack Obama. I thought he would be pretty subtle. I didn't think anyone would see him being the antichrist.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Lucy, look, you've got people fainting at hits events. I mean, hello.

LUCIFER: Well, that's what I was toying -- that's what I was toying with the idea of anointing him the antichrist and, you know, then people started fainting and crying and I thought, oh, boy, this is going to get a little obvious here. So I might as well go back to Bob the Antichrist who is, of course, from Modesto, California and you work at --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: And I've been doing this work for you for a good long time and I'm a little hacked off that you --

LUCIFER: I'm not sure -- Bob, I'm not sure that your plan is really working for me.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: What? I mean, with all due respect, I mean, look at what's going on around here. I got them on this global warming fiasco to take America and bring back communism. I got them on board with that.

LUCIFER: Well, that wasn't really you. Again that was the Democratic party that did that. But you are doing your small part there as a bagger at Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I think I'm doing some pretty good work here, too.

LUCIFER: You are encouraging people when you say paper or plastic to go for the plastic.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right. And then that's playing into the whole global warming fiasco.

LUCIFER: Right. And you were leading the charge on the minimum wage increase as well.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, that was me.

LUCIFER: I mean, just for the people there at Ralphs.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right, at this particular Ralphs in my checkout stand. Actually I got my minimum wage up to, I'm now making $6.38 an hour.

LUCIFER: Which is kind of misleading because not a lot of people know this and would never see it coming from Bob the Antichrist who again is just a bagger of groceries at the Ralphs Supermarket.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I mean, I'm a little offended by that. I work pretty hard, you know.

LUCIFER: But tell us a little bit about your finances, the hidden finances.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, I've been able to sock away $38 1/2 trillion into a savings account, pretty good yield on that going right now.

LUCIFER: Are you a little concerned? Is that in an ING account?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: I'm a little concerned about it because some of the work I do conflicts with continuing to build up the stash of funds I'm going to need when I take over. On the one hand --

LUCIFER: Bob, where's some --

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: -- I'm trying to wreck the economy. On the other hand I'm trying to benefit. Bob Bobby do know, starting the Progressive movement. I'm well aware of that.

LUCIFER: What are some of the plans that you have when you finally announce to the world, the antichrist is here, paper or plastic?

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Well, of course, one of them was, you know, there's been some signs lately and I'm a little surprised that more people aren't hip to them but again that's part of my subtlety, isn't it? Like the other night. Last week when the moon went blood-red, hello, it's a sign of the antichrist.

LUCIFER: That was just a glimpse. Bob Bobby mean, the moon went red. Stars falling from the sky, it was on that same night, did anybody notice that the U.S. blew up a satellite, was like a star falling from the sky?

LUCIFER: Again I'm the -- again I'm Satan.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: Right.

LUCIFER: So I'm a pretty good authority on some of these things, but that was just a satellite and an eclipse.

BOB THE ANTICHRIST: No, those were signs, my coming. Just about ready to take things over now and my plan is working as I've plotted all along and so, you know, look. I mean, I got Dancing with the Stars on network TV.

LUCIFER: Bob the Antichrist in Ralphs Supermarket in Modesto, California. So nice talking to you, sir, and best of luck. Coming up in just a few minutes, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, I can't decide.

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere reacted to a recent Washington Post op-ed in which the author, Ron Charles, suggests that "as Confederate statues finally tumble across America, [and] television networks are marching through their catalogues looking to take down racially offensive content," perhaps the next items that should be up on the cancel-culture chopping block are "problematic books."

"Monuments celebrating racist traitors, which were erected to fabricate history and terrify black Americans, are not works of art that deserve our respect or preservation. Similarly, scenes of modern-day white comedians reenacting minstrel-show caricatures are not ironical interrogations of racism that we have to stomach any longer. But complex works of literature are large, they contain multitudes," Charles wrote.

He goes on to argue that "calibrating our Racism Detector to spot only a few obvious sins" is but an insidious source of self-satisfaction when compared to the process of critical debate on the values and intentions of history's literary legends.

"If cancel culture has a weakness, it's that it risks short-circuiting the process of critical engagement that leads to our enlightenment," Charles wrote. "Scanning videos for blackface or searching text files for the n-word is so much easier than contending with, say, the systemic tokenism of TV rom-coms or the unbearable whiteness of Jane Austen."

Could cancel culture really spiral all the way down to book burning? In the clip below, Glenn, Pat, and Stu agreed that this radical progressive movement is really about erasing America's history and overturning the foundation of our country. The fundamental transformation of America is happening now.

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It's been a tough year, America. Our news media is inundating us with images of destruction, violence, and division in attempts not only to desecrate our nation, but to make us turn our backs on it. That's why now, more than ever, we need to take an up-close look at America's history to remember what it is we're fighting for and how to fight for it with practical action.

Join Glenn Beck, broadcasting from Standing Rock Ranch, as he takes us to Plymouth, Gettysburg, and Federal Hall on an important journey through America's remarkable history to inspire a brighter future. Glenn asks the hard questions of every American. Is this system worth saving? Is there a better way? Where do we go from here, and how do we answer those questions?

Featuring performances from the Millennial Choirs and Orchestras, David Osmond, a very special children's choir, and guests Bob Woodson, Tim Ballard, David Barton, Burgess Owens, Kathy Barnette, Anna Paulina Luna, and Tim Barton.

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"Restoring Hope" has been a labor of love for Glenn and his team and tonight is the night! "Restoring the Covenant" was supposed to take place in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Gettysburg and Washington D.C. but thanks to COVID-19, that plan had to be scrapped. "Restoring Hope" is what was left after having to scrap nearly two years of planning. The Herald Journal in Idaho detailed what the event was supposed to be and what it turned into. Check out the article below to get all the details.

Glenn Beck discusses patriotic, religious program filmed at Idaho ranch

On July 2, commentator Glenn Beck and his partners will issue a challenge from Beck's corner of Franklin County to anyone who will listen: "Learn the truth, commit to the truth, then act on the truth."

Over the last few weeks, he has brought about 1,000 people to his ranch to record different portions of the program that accompanies the challenge. On June 19, about 400 members of the Millennial Choir and Orchestra met at West Side High School before boarding WSSD buses to travel to a still spring-green section of Beck's ranch to record their portion of the program.

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The current riots and movement to erase America's history are exactly in line with the New York Times' "1619 Project," which argues that America was rotten at its beginning, and that slavery and systemic racism are the roots of everything from capitalism to our lack of universal health care.

On this week's Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck exposed the true intent of the "1619 Project" and its creator, who justifies remaking America into a Marxist society. This clever lie is disguised as history, and it has already infiltrated our schools.

"The '1619 Project' desperately wants to pass itself off as legitimate history, but it totally kneecaps itself by ignoring so much of the American story. There's no mention of any black Americans who succeeded in spite of slavery, due to the free market capitalist system. In the 1619 Project's effort to take down America, black success stories are not allowed. Because they don't fit with the narrative. The role of white Americans in abolishing slavery doesn't fit the narrative either," Glenn said.

"The agenda is not ultimately about history," he added. "It's just yet another vehicle in the fleet now driven by elites in America toward socialism."

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