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Farmer Glenn?

March 03, 2008
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The Glenn Beck Program


Thanks to Insider clyattvillan for sending this one on...

GLENN: It's been a tough weekend. It's been a tough year, man. It really has. I look at the calendar and I'm like, it's March? Really? 2008? I thought maybe it was, like, August 2012 but then I realized, no, nope, I'm not paying 97% in income tax. So I know it's not 2012 and, you know, the Progressives are in office. Just, I mean, it's just been -- as a family we're just having some things and I, you know, talked to the Insiders about it in the past and without getting into any specifics I just ask for your prayers in the family. It's just been tough and then it's the election season and I'm also trying to -- you know, I want to plant a garden in my yard. I can't even do that. I can't even do that in my own -- on my own property in the town that I live in. Can't do that, no, no, no.

Yesterday -- or day before yesterday, Saturday, I had the people that were going to bring the dirt, I had to have an architect, an engineer. I'm talking about a 10, what is it, a 10 by 8 garden? 10 by 20 garden, okay? Small garden, 10 by 20 on my property. I mean, I have property. 10 by 20. Have to have permits, have to have an architect, have to have an engineer, have to have someone from the wetlands commission involved... to grow a carrot! So I'm a little on the edge right now. Just a little on the edge. And Stu, I just saw the message from you on my computer. I don't think, I don't think this is going to improve my mood.

STU: I don't understand what you mean.

GLENN: The Green Acres.

STU: Well, what --

GLENN: I don't think that's going to improve my mood.

STU: I think there's some -- I think people are talking about it and I think it's something we should address.

GLENN: Nobody's talking about it.

STU: Well, I was talking about it.

GLENN: You and Dan have been going back and forth with the Green Acres theme.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: The last I heard, you couldn't decide between two of them.

STU: That's what I mean. Dan and I have been talking about it.

GLENN: Go ahead.

STU: Well, there's two versions and I think -- I mean, it's all about you, you know, doing the garden at your house and what the neighborhood's thinking about it. But there's two versions. I don't know which one we should use because there's -- I mean, as you know there's a female version in here, in the song, and we didn't have a female singer at the time. So there's kind of like one where Tania's played sort of like by a Richard Simmons-esque character and the other one is sort of like maybe a foreign chipmunk.

GLENN: This is really not going to improve my mood. Go ahead.

(Music playing.)

GLENN: Again let me hear the other version. The other version is just, Tania's voice is different?

STU: Well, yeah, it's more of a Richard Simmons...

GLENN: Play it.

(Music playing.)


STU: See, I'm not sure, I kind of like -- I don't know. I think I like that version a lot.

DAN: I like it. The other one's good, too.

GLENN: And the web poll, it's showing you are not good friends. Last how are you guys were telling me that I should start drinking.

STU: Uh-huh, yes. Well, we should start drinking again. You should point out that you drank quite a bit in your past and you --

GLENN: The web poll, yes, sounds like Glenn was a happy drunk, 37%, no. Stu and Dan are horrible friends for suggesting it, 62%.

STU: You have to look, you have to understand, though. What people don't understand, it's not a question of whether you will be a happy drunk. You were a happy drunk. So I mean, it was just a matter of whether you think you should return to being a happy drunk. I mean, there's a lot of people out there -- 37%, that's a lot of people. And again, I think people out there that want entertaining radio, that want to see you drunk on the air, I think they should.

VACATION or INTERNMENT? What's really going on in Australia’s COVID camps?

The government of the Northern Territory of Australia is now running "mandatory supervised" COVID-19 quarantine facilities, and there are a lot of conflicting reports going around about what's really happening in these "camps." Are they internment camps, summer vacation spots, or something in between?

On "The Glenn Beck Program" Monday, Glenn and Producer Stu Burguiere discussed the case of 26-year-old Australian resident Hayley Hodgson, who detailed her experience at the Center of National Resilience in Howard Springs during a recent interview with UnHerd. They compared Hodgson's description of the Howard Springs facility to images of bikini-clad Australians in quarantine who appear to be on holiday at the same facility.

So, what's really going on with Australia's COVID quarantine facilities? Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn and Stu break down what we know so far:

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Glenn Beck: Here's how YOU can fix the Great Reset's housing crisis

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How's the housing market looking these days? Because under Build Back Better (aka the Great Reset), investors are grabbing up homes at a record pace.

On "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn discussed a recent Redfin News report, which shows that almost one in five homes sold in the U.S. during the third quarter of 2021 was purchased by an investment firm, and many are paying tens of thousands of dollars over the asking price.

"Think of that, one in every five homes that are sold are going to a big investment firm," Glenn said. "Investors bought more than 90,000 homes, totaling more than $63 billion, representing 18% of all homes sold in the quarter. The numbers broke all records."

"The same factors have pushed more Americans to rent, which also creates opportunities for investors, because investors typically turn the homes they purchase into rentals," he continued. "And now they can charge higher rents. Rent for single-family homes surged by more than 10% in the 12 months, through September. The fastest annual rent inflation in 16 years."

"And nearly 77% purchased were bought in an all-cash transaction," Glenn added. "That's not your average person. These investment firms, like BlackRock, are going in and buying entire neighborhoods. They are the people that come in, and say, 'I'll give you $70,000 over the asking price.' ... Now, why would investment firms think they will just be able to make money paying $70,000 over the asking price? What is it that they know, that you don't know? Could they know, as the Great Reset states, that by 2030, you will own nothing and you'll like it?"

Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn offer his thoughts on how you can solve the Great Reset's housing crisis:


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WATCH: From Russia to Waukesha: The Lying Media's Assault on Truth

On "Glenn TV" Wednesday, Glenn Beck exposes the radical plan to flip the United States from capitalism to socialism and into a lawless nation. It's an old strategy that mirrors a communist Cold War playbook. The goal now, as it was then, is this: How do they get a revolution without all that civil war stuff? It’s a five-step plan, and we're deep into several of the main steps RIGHT NOW.

Our justice system has been infiltrated by woke leftists, and something called "the progressive prosecutor movement" is methodically transforming Main Street USA into Main Street Gotham City. We can see it all over the country in places like San Francisco, with the Waukesha massacre as a terrifying glimpse into more of what's coming. And the media? They're currently running interference in one of the largest misinformation operations in history.

It’s happening at the city, state, AND federal levels. And President Trump might be one of the biggest victims of them all, a fact that even Trump critic Joe Rogan has realized on the Russia collusion hoax: “No one is being held accountable!” That ends now, as Glenn calls on Americans to push back on the lies that keep us divided in a cold civil war.

Watch the full episode below:

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'This WILL bring darkness': Glenn Beck warns 'new global religion' being formed right NOW

A "one-world government" is being formed right now and it’s called the Great Reset, Glenn Beck said on the radio program Monday. And now, rebuild plans for the fire-damaged Notre Dame Cathedral hint at the formation of a global church, too.

In this clip, Glenn detailed plans for the iconic, 850-year-old church’s "woke" renovations that sound more like a 'politically correct Disneyland' complete with a "discovery trail," "emotional spaces," and 14 themed chapels.

"Notre Dame is now being built back better as a 'woke theme park' dedicated to environmentalism and social justice," Glenn explained.

"There will be several different chapels within, [for example] a chapel for social justice, and then chapel for environmental justice," he continued. "Which leads me to this point. The 'one-world government' is being formed, right now. One-world government. It is being formed and it's called The Great Reset."

Glenn went on to predict that one of the first steps in the direction of a one-world government will be a push for a global religion.

"I think we're seeing the first church now being dedicated to the new global religion — and it is social justice, environmental justice, and all this gobbledygook. We all know, it's not just wrong, it is dangerous. That's the first church, the cathedral of Notre Dame, in France, is the first global church. Mark my words. Christian, Jews, Muslims ... this global church will bring darkness unlike you've ever seen."

Watch the video clip from "The Glenn Beck Program" below:

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