Farmer Glenn?


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GLENN: It's been a tough weekend. It's been a tough year, man. It really has. I look at the calendar and I'm like, it's March? Really? 2008? I thought maybe it was, like, August 2012 but then I realized, no, nope, I'm not paying 97% in income tax. So I know it's not 2012 and, you know, the Progressives are in office. Just, I mean, it's just been -- as a family we're just having some things and I, you know, talked to the Insiders about it in the past and without getting into any specifics I just ask for your prayers in the family. It's just been tough and then it's the election season and I'm also trying to -- you know, I want to plant a garden in my yard. I can't even do that. I can't even do that in my own -- on my own property in the town that I live in. Can't do that, no, no, no.

Yesterday -- or day before yesterday, Saturday, I had the people that were going to bring the dirt, I had to have an architect, an engineer. I'm talking about a 10, what is it, a 10 by 8 garden? 10 by 20 garden, okay? Small garden, 10 by 20 on my property. I mean, I have property. 10 by 20. Have to have permits, have to have an architect, have to have an engineer, have to have someone from the wetlands commission involved... to grow a carrot! So I'm a little on the edge right now. Just a little on the edge. And Stu, I just saw the message from you on my computer. I don't think, I don't think this is going to improve my mood.

STU: I don't understand what you mean.

GLENN: The Green Acres.

STU: Well, what --

GLENN: I don't think that's going to improve my mood.

STU: I think there's some -- I think people are talking about it and I think it's something we should address.

GLENN: Nobody's talking about it.

STU: Well, I was talking about it.

GLENN: You and Dan have been going back and forth with the Green Acres theme.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: The last I heard, you couldn't decide between two of them.

STU: That's what I mean. Dan and I have been talking about it.

GLENN: Go ahead.

STU: Well, there's two versions and I think -- I mean, it's all about you, you know, doing the garden at your house and what the neighborhood's thinking about it. But there's two versions. I don't know which one we should use because there's -- I mean, as you know there's a female version in here, in the song, and we didn't have a female singer at the time. So there's kind of like one where Tania's played sort of like by a Richard Simmons-esque character and the other one is sort of like maybe a foreign chipmunk.

GLENN: This is really not going to improve my mood. Go ahead.

(Music playing.)

GLENN: Again let me hear the other version. The other version is just, Tania's voice is different?

STU: Well, yeah, it's more of a Richard Simmons...

GLENN: Play it.

(Music playing.)


STU: See, I'm not sure, I kind of like -- I don't know. I think I like that version a lot.

DAN: I like it. The other one's good, too.

GLENN: And the web poll, it's showing you are not good friends. Last how are you guys were telling me that I should start drinking.

STU: Uh-huh, yes. Well, we should start drinking again. You should point out that you drank quite a bit in your past and you --

GLENN: The web poll, yes, sounds like Glenn was a happy drunk, 37%, no. Stu and Dan are horrible friends for suggesting it, 62%.

STU: You have to look, you have to understand, though. What people don't understand, it's not a question of whether you will be a happy drunk. You were a happy drunk. So I mean, it was just a matter of whether you think you should return to being a happy drunk. I mean, there's a lot of people out there -- 37%, that's a lot of people. And again, I think people out there that want entertaining radio, that want to see you drunk on the air, I think they should.

How many times must the corporate media get something completely wrong — and attack anyone who dares to disagree — before we realize who they have become?

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck shared an article from the Daily Caller titled, "Eight Anti-Trump Narratives the Media Finally Had to Admit Were False All Along." From the Lafayette Square controversy to the denial that COVID-19 could have anything to do with a lab in China to the "Russian bounties" story, the list of mainstream media conspiracy theories goes on and on. If it were anyone but the liberal media who got the facts this embarrassingly wrong, they would have been out of a job long ago.

Watch the video clip below to hear eight of the most anti-Trump the narratives shamelessly pushed by the media — that were completely wrong.


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Former President Barack Obama sat down with CNN's Anderson Cooper recently for an interview scheduled to air in full on Friday. During the interview, Obama scoffed at the idea that critical race theory could be a "threat to our Republic," while claiming that "right-wing media venues" are "stoking the fear and resentment of a white population."

On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck set the record straight: the right-wing media's efforts to call out the far-left have nothing to do with race in America, but rather everything to do with protecting our way of life that is being threatened more and more each day by the radical, Marxist ideology seeping into government.

"Mr. Obama, you lied," Glenn asserted. "You used the IRS to hunt down your enemy. You spied on the media. And your health care package, which was supposed to save every American $3,000 per year, has helped some, perhaps, while raising the cost of everyone's health care in double and triple percentages. But the worst thing that you did, is you planted, you watered, and you protected the Marxist seeds, by crying race."

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Our sacred republic has never been in more danger than it is today. Little by little, industry by industry, the far Left is fundamentally transforming the country we love. And it's an aggressive, hostile kind of takeover we've only seen in some of the world's darkest societies.

On Glenn TV this week, Glenn Beck exposes how the Biden administration and Democrats are aggressively scrambling to reset everything: our free and fair voting system, our kids' education, our policing, immigration and border security, our economy, our military, and our energy supply.

Finally, Congressman Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) joins to discuss how Biden's "woke" policies are threatening America's national security and our way of life.

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Apparel company The North Face recently stated that it would no longer make jackets for oil and gas companies because it doesn't want to be associated with the fossil fuel industry. In response, Colorado-based oil and gas company Liberty Oilfield Services rented full billboard ads to remind The North Face of the truth: "Globally, 60% of all clothing fibers are made out of oil and gas. For North Face, it is likely 90% or more."

Liberty CEO Chris Wright joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss just how much of our economy — beyond outdoor apparel and energy — wouldn't exist in a world without fossil fuels. And he warns that many companies are now deeming this truth to be "controversial."

"I have been for years, trying to get a real, honest dialogue about energy going," Chris told Glenn. "So we took this opportunity to point out that North Face jackets are ... almost completely made out of oil and gas. How can you choose not to associate with the essential material your equipment [is] made out of? So we put a billboard up ... the billboard says, 'That North Face puffer looks good on you. And it was made from fossil fuels.'"

"Most billboard companies did not want to run that billboard. They thought it was controversial," he added. "And Facebook put a hold on our brief video just saying the jacket looks good, this is what it's made out of. In today's world, that is controversial."

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