New York Governor Eliot Spitzer addresses the media with his wife Silda Wall Spitzer at his office in New York, March 10, 2008.
GLENN: So I don't know if I'm more hacked off at him or his wife. I'm sick and tired of these wives. In fact, when we come back, Stu, in the break I want to get Tania on the phone. I'd like to come back. I'm with hookers. Not just one. Hey, I spent Valentine's Day with you. All right, so I was with a hooker on Valentine's Eve. But I have priorities. You're my sweetheart. You're my true Valentine.
By the way, do you remember what I said on February 14th? I started the show with, "This is the day if you're cheating, you're gonna get caught and good, dirtbag." The tryst happened Valentine's Eve. He was having sex on Valentine's night, Valentine's morning, I should say. And it's the day he got caught. Good, dirtbag. Where are the politicians' wives that are not going to stand at the podium? If my wife -- and I'll ask her when we get back. Did you ask your wife? Stu?
STU: Yes, Glenn?
GLENN: Did you ask your wife last night? I know I didn't, but --
STU: To check and see if she'll be okay with hookers?
GLENN: Honey, if I had to give a speech right after and say, boy, I am so sorry to the executive producer people that I'm over right now, that I violated their trust and put them in jeopardy and I cheated on my wife but it's a personal thing because I was doing it with hookers, would she --
STU: High class hookers.
GLENN: I'm sorry.
STU: This is not just street walkers. Everyone would realize that.
GLENN: These are clean hookers and pretty hookers.
STU: We're talking -- I mean, because the scale on the website was 1 to 7 diamonds and I'm talking 6, 7 diamonds here. We're not going down to 1 or 2 diamonds.
STU: This is $3500 an hour.
GLENN: That helps.
GLENN: The diamonds usually do help. So your wife gonna stand next to you?
STU: Well, she's listening right now and she is not approving. She would not -- she's telling me by text message.
GLENN: By text message?
STU: Right now as we speak that no on that one.
GLENN: Hey Dan, Dan, you have sex with hookers, not just one. I mean, maybe your wife would say, it was just one hooker. And I don't mean like you had sex with three hookers on the same night because I think that still technically only counts as one night of hookers.
GLENN: "Honey, it was once. Sure, it was 14 at a time but it was just one night."
STU: An expensive night but one night.
GLENN: Very expensive night. I'm specifically asking about a pattern of hookerness in your life. Would your wife stand on the podium next to you?
DAN: My wife, what she would probably do is maybe decorate a tree with my individual body parts that she dismembered and maybe have like a little --
STU: My wife just said she would leave me.
DAN: I'm just speculating.
GLENN: My wife might lose control of herself and do the -- to do the organ tree. She might lose control of herself. My wife has told me if I ever start drinking, she'll leave me. I mean, that was one of the first things before we even got married. You take a drink, we're done. I mean, so "Honey, I wasn't drinking. I was sober when I was with the hookers! What!".