GLENN: All right. So the Clinton papers have come out and I just don't care about this story. I really don't. But there is some funny parts about it that, I mean, can we laugh for a few minutes? I know I've been so incredibly heavy this week, and I mean that in more ways than one. But it is -- I've just got to laugh for a second and this I read and it made me laugh. It's the schedule that came out from the National Archives. You know they have been trying to get these records on what exactly was Hillary Clinton during, you know, the Clinton years and so what they have, what they've released, part of the records were a look at his schedule and a look at his schedule at the same time and it's so matter of fact. I mean it's just, you know, it's just from the National Archives and it's just, you know, here it is, November 15th, 1995. First Lady was in a midafternoon meet-and-greet photo opportunity at the White House with various Nobel Laureates and their families. That night Lewinsky had what she later said was her first sexual encounter with the President in the private study off the Oval Office. November 17th, 1995, Ms. Clinton had no public schedule and was at the White House. That night Lewinsky had a sexual encounter with the President while he was on the telephone in the White House with a member of congress. December 31st, 1995, Lewinsky said she had -- she and the President had a sexual encounter early that afternoon in a study down the hall from the Oval Office. Sometime afterward the President, First Lady and their daughter Chelsea flew to Hilton Head to spend New Year's Eve with hundreds of friends. January 7th, 1996, Sunday afternoon, Lewinsky and the President spent most of the afternoon in the Oval Office. The First Lady had a small dinner party with 20 people in the old family dining room at the White House.

I've been at the White House. The old family dining room is, like, right down the hall from the Oval Office. I mean, how bizarre would that be? Can you imagine? I mean, think of the -- think of this. Let's say you're having an affair. Think of the lengths you go to, to cover up an affair. In your wildest dreams would you be having an affair in your house while your wife was at the house? I mean, that's what this was. This is crazy.

Let's see. January 21st, 1996, First Lady had no public schedule. She and the President privately toured an exhibit at the National Gallery of Art. Lewinsky and the President later had an afternoon sexual encounter in the hallway in the private study next to the Oval Office. February 4th, Mrs. Clinton and the President attended the national governor's association annual dinner. Lewinsky said she and the President had a sexual encounter that day and sat and talked in the Oval Office for about 45 minutes. March 31st Mrs. Clinton toured the archeological society to the museum in Delphi, grease and watched a folk dance. Lewinsky and the President resumed their sexual contact. April 7th, Easter Sunday, Mrs. Clinton had no public schedule. At the President's suggestion, Ms. Lewinsky performed oral sex while he was on the telephone in the Oval Office. Well, it was Easter, you know. It's an Easter surprise. Did you bring your Easter basket? I could go so many really inappropriate places here, but I want you to know I'm not the man that I used to be. So I'm not going those places, even though the scriptures do say if I go there in my head, I've already been there. So really is there more to violate? Yes. Yes, there is.

March 29th, 1997 on the day Lewinsky later told independent counsel Kenneth Starr that she had her final sexual encounter with the President, Mrs. Clinton was thousands of miles away. In his grand jury testimony the President denied this encounter. The First Lady that day toured a cemetery where she participated in a wreath laying ceremony and a tree planting. She also visited a healthcare clinic.

I wonder when she went to the healthcare if she just talked about disease. Maybe -- I'm just saying.