Glenn Beck: Cannibal Run


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Glenn: He's quite the character. That, he is. He'll just show you how nuts man can go. Here is Ted Turner on global warming. Listen to this.

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Glenn: Stop. Stu, you're our global warming guy. You've been I asked you about two years ago to start doing research on global warming. Name one, name one scientist that says that it will be 8 degrees hotter and not 10.

Stu: Because that would be ridiculous.

Glenn: That was ridiculous at first. He said 10. Then he said 30 to 40. I said, oh, we've got lots of time. Name one scientist that says we're going to be 8 degrees hotter in 30 to 40 years.

Stu: I have never heard any scientist say that. That's not to say that isn't one. Maybe there is, but I'm looking at the 8 honestly, I don't think there is, but I'm looking at the eight projections, the main ones that they use for the big reports on global warming. You know, there are a bunch of graphs, but I'm just eyeballing them here. I would say it's safe to say that not one in 30 years, says it is anywhere over a degree I'm not a mathematics, so, that could have

Glenn: He could have meant 800 degrees Kelvin. We could be at absolute zero which, remember, is a little colder than zero on the Fahrenheit scale, but I heard in 50 years, if it's global cooling, not global warming because, remember, it's global climate change, we could be at least zero. Start making your muffs now. So, what are the ramifications, according to Ted Turner, speaking on Charlie Rose, PBS, that it's going to be 8 degrees warmer in 30 to 40 years, what are the ramifications of that?

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Glenn: Stop, stop! This is the greatest stuff I've ever seen. Most people will within 30 to 40 years, this makes Al Gore look like a skeptic. Within 30 to 40 years, most people will have died, those that remain will be cannibals. So, we know that Stu is not going to survive because he doesn't eat meat. Wait a minute. Do you eat fat?

Stu: What do you mean?

Glenn: Do you eat fat? Will you eat animal fat?

Stu: No.

Glenn: Yeah. So, Stu won't survive. I thought maybe it was just Stu around I left.

Stu: I might eat people. That's I haven't drawn that line yet.

Glenn: You haven't drawn that line?

Stu: No. I think I might eat people. Again, I haven't tasted

Glenn: I didn't think the meat thing was a taste thing.

Stu: No, it's not, but

Glenn: But people might be

Stu: People, they might be that good.

Glenn: People, people who eat people! It's a very good possibility. I don't know. I've never had people, either. Do we have anyone in the audience where's our there must be somebody who.

Stu: Oh, my gosh. We haven't done this in awhile. This is one I don't know that there is going to be someone who. I don't know that there must be someone.

Glenn: We have 8 million people who listen to this show.

Stu: Well, I realize that, but I don't think it's particularly

Glenn: That many people listening to the program, come on! There must be somebody, there must be somebody who

Voice: And now, it's I'm for another episode of There Must Be Somebody Who Has Eaten Human Flesh! Tasted, tasted people, eat extent people. You don't have to eat the whole person.

Stu: Do you have to swallow?

Glenn: No. And no money could be involved. It couldn't be, like, Hey, I'll give you $50 if you taste this human flesh. It's got to be because you wanted to do it.

Stu: I disagree with that completely. If you've taken a bet to eat human flesh, please call. I definitely want you to call. I want that to be explained. Where are you getting the human flesh from? Remember, we had that story a while ago about the woman who put the finger in the chili at Wendy's and then tried to claim that she got it that way.

Glenn: Uh huh.

Stu: I would talk to her.

Glenn: She had the chili around the finger.

Stu: I don't think we need to make this any other focused. I think we need to it up a little. .

Dan: Remember the prank game show, where it was like a fake setup to get people to get on a reality show and they told these people will be human flesh and somebody ate it. So, they thought they were eating human flesh and they actually ate it.

Glenn: For a reality show.

Stu: Does that count?

Glenn: No. We want to know what it taste like. We're all going to be dining on it. If we haven't died, we're going to be eating it in 30 to 40 years according to Ted Turner. I mean, geez. I'll be 70.

Stu: 30 years in 1978. You're talking after rocky I.

Glenn: Yeah. So, it's going to happen in our lifetime. We're going to be either the eaten or the eaters. This is Ted Turner. This is the guy that started one of the biggest news corporations in the world. I mean, this guy it's got credibility.

Stu: Yeah. I mean, 8 degrees.

Glenn: Stu?

Stu: Yes.

Glenn: Odds that if Ted Turner ever got control of CNN again, that he would have someone eat me and Lou Dobbs?

Stu: I don't know the answer to that. That's, again, not in the

Glenn: I'm just asking you a speculate. I'm not asking for a I know this isn't scientific. There's no scientific

Stu: The debate it open here.

Glenn: Yeah. It's not

Stu: This isn't global warming.

Glenn: There's no consensus here on if he would eat me and Lou Dobbs, but I do the odds.

Stu: It would seem that it would be a bet that you wouldn't want to say.

Glenn: You wouldn't take

Stu: No. Just an estimate. Just a

Glenn: He would at least prepare me. He would at least have somebody prepare me. Do you know what I'm saying?

Stu: We thought the same thing about George Clooney, that he hated you. Maybe you guys would get along.

Glenn: No, no. Huh uh. I'm clear that Ted Turner hates me.

Stu: What if you guys, you know, go out for a cup of coffee and

Glenn: I don't drink coffee.

Stu: Again, maybe a cup of seltzer.

Glenn: I don't drink seltzer, either. And I'm not going to his steakhouse. Do you think I'm going to be sitting there in his steakhouse where he's got steak knives and I know he wants to eat me? I don't think so.

Stu: You know what's really weird, that is a guy is complaining about global warming when the meat industry causes more emissions than all the

Glenn: Bub, bub, bub. Hey, Hey, Hey.

Stu: That's odd.

Glenn: Hey, Hey! Knock it off. I don't know why you expect people on the global warming side to be consistent. They're right. Okay? They're right. They don't have to be

Stu: They can't be right both times.

Glenn: That's like Jesus. If that Jesus character wasn't completely fictitious, they would be Jesus. So, they can't be right all the time. And quite honestly, Ted's got to make money in meat.

Stu: He's got plenty of money.

Glenn: No. Listen to me. He's got to make money on meat this is speculation on my part, because what he's doing is he's making the money to be able to buy up a bunch of freezers in the middle of the country and he's disguising them as buffalo freezers, cow freezers. In 30 to 40 years, while everybody else is just out, you know, in the street eating people, Ted will have a string of fine people steakhouses for those discerning cannibals.

Stu: Well

Glenn: And everybody will be sitting in there going, I never saw this coming.

Stu: Thank God.

Glenn: And he'll say, I've been talking about cannibalism for 40 years. That's what I've been doing.

Stu: That's the worth impression.

Glenn: I don't know. I don't spend a lot of time with Ted Turner. So, I don't know if that's what he really sounds like or if that's what he's planning. I'm just saying, if I knew we would be cannibals in 40 years

Stu: Uh huh.

Glenn: I would do one of two things. One, I would try to buy the network back to be able to get that cannibal story out as much as I could because I would think I have a responsibility to the human race to let them know in 40 years you're going to be tasting meat or I would check myself into a lunatic asylum or I would start a steakhouse.

Stu: I would start stockpiling seasoning.

Glenn: And I would prepare to prepare.

Stu: I don't know, Glenn. It may very will be true. I mean, looking at these numbers, he obviously has information no one else has.

Glenn: No one else has. Not even the IPCC. Al Gore hasn't been privy not cannibalism. Could you play it again, because it is so when he says it, it's just so accurate in its feel.

Stu: It's a very measured, precise statement.


 

Dear EV drivers: Think you're safe from soaring gas prices? Think again.

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Diesel fuel prices have surged to record levels, adding to already record-high inflation in the U.S. But most Americans don't drive cars that run on diesel, and many have turned to electric vehicles (EVs) to avoid the ever-increasing pain at the pump. So, how would diesel supply shortages — and the resulting sky-high prices — affect you or your budget?

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck explained why every American should be concerned about the rising cost of diesel.

"Diesel fuel is the fuel that powers the economy," Glenn began. "How does that work? Well, let's start over in China. You want something from China, you have to put it onto a big boat, a slow boat from China, and that's powered by diesel.

"Then, it gets to our docks," he continued. "You know all of those big cranes and everything else that take that crap off of the ship and then put it on the ground? Run by diesel. And then the forklifts that come and pick it up and then bring it over to the train, those run on diesel. And then the train, those engines, they run on diesel. And then the trucks that get it halfway across the country from the train where they're picked up again by the forklifts, run by diesel. Then they're put into another truck, also run by diesel."

"I sure hope all the people bragging about their electric cars as gas prices skyrocket have a backup plan for their food too. Because as diesel prices go crazy, so does the price of EVERYTHING," Glenn posted on Twitter.

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President Joe Biden said “This MAGA crowd is really the most extreme political organization that’s existed in American history, in recent American history,” during a speech from the White House on Wednesday.

BlazeTV host Glenn Beck took to Twitter to respond to Biden's outrageous assertion by sharing 50 incidents of far-left violence from 2016 to 2020.

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In addition to those 50 relatively recent incidents, Glenn also brought up a few earlier examples of far-left violence that, no doubt, our president would rather forget.

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On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck had words for any of the unhinged pro-abortion advocates who've lost their minds over the leaked draft majority opinion, which indicates that the U.S. Supreme Court plans to overturn Roe v. Wade, the controversial 1973 decision to legalize abortion nationwide.

Glenn said that people in this country who lament that "just five people are going to make the decision for the rest of us" in reference to the five Supreme Court Justices who are in favor of overturning Roe v. Wade, should actually welcome the idea of having duly elected state officials making decisions instead of Supreme Court justices who are appointed by the president.

"What the Supreme Court did yesterday was very clear. It did not ban abortion. It didn't. What it did was return the power to the people," Glenn stated.



"These five people should not be making the decision on something so personal," he said of the Supreme Court justices. "That is up to the people themselves to decide. It's empowering for the average person [to turn abortion laws over to state legislature.]"

"It's amazing how dumb Americans have become, because of our teachers' unions, because of our media, and, quite honestly, because of our political parties," Glenn added. "America, you're an idiot. Now, do you want to stop being an idiot? Then maybe you should educate yourself."

Glenn went on to review the latest examples of "leftist short-term memory loss," as pundits use the same arguments in support of Roe v. Wade that would have kept in place other terrible Supreme Court decisions, like "separate but equal." Do they know their fearmongering completely contradicts everything they've been saying prior to this? Or is it that they just don't care?

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The leak heard ‘round the world over the Supreme Court case Dobbs v. Jackson is about to set the country on fire — both figuratively and literally. While some may be rejoicing with hope, the Left is preparing an outbreak of something else. Some activists are calling for a “revolution” and to “burn this place down.”

The Mississippi governor at the center of the Supreme Court controversy, Tate Reeves, said his legislation to stop abortion at 15 weeks was strategic — he wanted this to go all the way to the Supreme Court. “Nowhere in the Constitution does it preclude states from putting restrictions on abortion,” Reeves says, “nor does it provide an automatic right to abortion.”

Author of “The New Right” Michael Malice explains why he is for some legal abortion but against Roe. He calls the leaked decision “a bigger gut punch than the Trump election” for the pro-choice movement and corporate media, and he says, “overturning Roe would be a massive, if not the most massive, step towards national divorce.”

Finally, Shemeka Michelle, a regular contributor for BlazeTV’s “Fearless with Jason Whitlock” shares a gut-wrenching story about her own abortion despite being pro-life. “I was a product of rape … but a doctor told me there was nothing to see in my ultrasound.” She argues the black population might not be a minority group if black women didn’t have the highest abortion rate in the nation. “Stop shouting your abortion and stop telling lies about life!”

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