Glenn Beck: Cannibal Run



Glenn: He's quite the character. That, he is. He'll just show you how nuts man can go. Here is Ted Turner on global warming. Listen to this.

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Glenn: Stop. Stu, you're our global warming guy. You've been I asked you about two years ago to start doing research on global warming. Name one, name one scientist that says that it will be 8 degrees hotter and not 10.

Stu: Because that would be ridiculous.

Glenn: That was ridiculous at first. He said 10. Then he said 30 to 40. I said, oh, we've got lots of time. Name one scientist that says we're going to be 8 degrees hotter in 30 to 40 years.

Stu: I have never heard any scientist say that. That's not to say that isn't one. Maybe there is, but I'm looking at the 8 honestly, I don't think there is, but I'm looking at the eight projections, the main ones that they use for the big reports on global warming. You know, there are a bunch of graphs, but I'm just eyeballing them here. I would say it's safe to say that not one in 30 years, says it is anywhere over a degree I'm not a mathematics, so, that could have

Glenn: He could have meant 800 degrees Kelvin. We could be at absolute zero which, remember, is a little colder than zero on the Fahrenheit scale, but I heard in 50 years, if it's global cooling, not global warming because, remember, it's global climate change, we could be at least zero. Start making your muffs now. So, what are the ramifications, according to Ted Turner, speaking on Charlie Rose, PBS, that it's going to be 8 degrees warmer in 30 to 40 years, what are the ramifications of that?

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Glenn: Stop, stop! This is the greatest stuff I've ever seen. Most people will within 30 to 40 years, this makes Al Gore look like a skeptic. Within 30 to 40 years, most people will have died, those that remain will be cannibals. So, we know that Stu is not going to survive because he doesn't eat meat. Wait a minute. Do you eat fat?

Stu: What do you mean?

Glenn: Do you eat fat? Will you eat animal fat?

Stu: No.

Glenn: Yeah. So, Stu won't survive. I thought maybe it was just Stu around I left.

Stu: I might eat people. That's I haven't drawn that line yet.

Glenn: You haven't drawn that line?

Stu: No. I think I might eat people. Again, I haven't tasted

Glenn: I didn't think the meat thing was a taste thing.

Stu: No, it's not, but

Glenn: But people might be

Stu: People, they might be that good.

Glenn: People, people who eat people! It's a very good possibility. I don't know. I've never had people, either. Do we have anyone in the audience where's our there must be somebody who.

Stu: Oh, my gosh. We haven't done this in awhile. This is one I don't know that there is going to be someone who. I don't know that there must be someone.

Glenn: We have 8 million people who listen to this show.

Stu: Well, I realize that, but I don't think it's particularly

Glenn: That many people listening to the program, come on! There must be somebody, there must be somebody who

Voice: And now, it's I'm for another episode of There Must Be Somebody Who Has Eaten Human Flesh! Tasted, tasted people, eat extent people. You don't have to eat the whole person.

Stu: Do you have to swallow?

Glenn: No. And no money could be involved. It couldn't be, like, Hey, I'll give you $50 if you taste this human flesh. It's got to be because you wanted to do it.

Stu: I disagree with that completely. If you've taken a bet to eat human flesh, please call. I definitely want you to call. I want that to be explained. Where are you getting the human flesh from? Remember, we had that story a while ago about the woman who put the finger in the chili at Wendy's and then tried to claim that she got it that way.

Glenn: Uh huh.

Stu: I would talk to her.

Glenn: She had the chili around the finger.

Stu: I don't think we need to make this any other focused. I think we need to it up a little. .

Dan: Remember the prank game show, where it was like a fake setup to get people to get on a reality show and they told these people will be human flesh and somebody ate it. So, they thought they were eating human flesh and they actually ate it.

Glenn: For a reality show.

Stu: Does that count?

Glenn: No. We want to know what it taste like. We're all going to be dining on it. If we haven't died, we're going to be eating it in 30 to 40 years according to Ted Turner. I mean, geez. I'll be 70.

Stu: 30 years in 1978. You're talking after rocky I.

Glenn: Yeah. So, it's going to happen in our lifetime. We're going to be either the eaten or the eaters. This is Ted Turner. This is the guy that started one of the biggest news corporations in the world. I mean, this guy it's got credibility.

Stu: Yeah. I mean, 8 degrees.

Glenn: Stu?

Stu: Yes.

Glenn: Odds that if Ted Turner ever got control of CNN again, that he would have someone eat me and Lou Dobbs?

Stu: I don't know the answer to that. That's, again, not in the

Glenn: I'm just asking you a speculate. I'm not asking for a I know this isn't scientific. There's no scientific

Stu: The debate it open here.

Glenn: Yeah. It's not

Stu: This isn't global warming.

Glenn: There's no consensus here on if he would eat me and Lou Dobbs, but I do the odds.

Stu: It would seem that it would be a bet that you wouldn't want to say.

Glenn: You wouldn't take

Stu: No. Just an estimate. Just a

Glenn: He would at least prepare me. He would at least have somebody prepare me. Do you know what I'm saying?

Stu: We thought the same thing about George Clooney, that he hated you. Maybe you guys would get along.

Glenn: No, no. Huh uh. I'm clear that Ted Turner hates me.

Stu: What if you guys, you know, go out for a cup of coffee and

Glenn: I don't drink coffee.

Stu: Again, maybe a cup of seltzer.

Glenn: I don't drink seltzer, either. And I'm not going to his steakhouse. Do you think I'm going to be sitting there in his steakhouse where he's got steak knives and I know he wants to eat me? I don't think so.

Stu: You know what's really weird, that is a guy is complaining about global warming when the meat industry causes more emissions than all the

Glenn: Bub, bub, bub. Hey, Hey, Hey.

Stu: That's odd.

Glenn: Hey, Hey! Knock it off. I don't know why you expect people on the global warming side to be consistent. They're right. Okay? They're right. They don't have to be

Stu: They can't be right both times.

Glenn: That's like Jesus. If that Jesus character wasn't completely fictitious, they would be Jesus. So, they can't be right all the time. And quite honestly, Ted's got to make money in meat.

Stu: He's got plenty of money.

Glenn: No. Listen to me. He's got to make money on meat this is speculation on my part, because what he's doing is he's making the money to be able to buy up a bunch of freezers in the middle of the country and he's disguising them as buffalo freezers, cow freezers. In 30 to 40 years, while everybody else is just out, you know, in the street eating people, Ted will have a string of fine people steakhouses for those discerning cannibals.

Stu: Well

Glenn: And everybody will be sitting in there going, I never saw this coming.

Stu: Thank God.

Glenn: And he'll say, I've been talking about cannibalism for 40 years. That's what I've been doing.

Stu: That's the worth impression.

Glenn: I don't know. I don't spend a lot of time with Ted Turner. So, I don't know if that's what he really sounds like or if that's what he's planning. I'm just saying, if I knew we would be cannibals in 40 years

Stu: Uh huh.

Glenn: I would do one of two things. One, I would try to buy the network back to be able to get that cannibal story out as much as I could because I would think I have a responsibility to the human race to let them know in 40 years you're going to be tasting meat or I would check myself into a lunatic asylum or I would start a steakhouse.

Stu: I would start stockpiling seasoning.

Glenn: And I would prepare to prepare.

Stu: I don't know, Glenn. It may very will be true. I mean, looking at these numbers, he obviously has information no one else has.

Glenn: No one else has. Not even the IPCC. Al Gore hasn't been privy not cannibalism. Could you play it again, because it is so when he says it, it's just so accurate in its feel.

Stu: It's a very measured, precise statement.


 

As the left tries to erase America's history and disparage nearly everything about our nation's founding, Glenn Beck set the record straight about the Declaration of Independence, what it really says, and why he believes it is the "greatest mission statement of all time."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn read something you've probably never heard before: a section of the earliest known draft of the Declaration of Independence, written by Thomas Jefferson in July 1776 and lost for more than a century and a half.

"This wasn't found until 1947; the original draft of the Declaration was found in a bunch of Thomas Jefferson's writings, in a box in the Library of Congress," Glenn said. "This takes everything that you have learned about Thomas Jefferson and turns it upside down. It also explains why we didn't eliminate slavery. It also explains that our Founders felt passionately about slavery, that they tried to end slavery. I want to read just this paragraph to you. This changes absolutely everything."

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On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere reacted to a recent Washington Post op-ed in which the author, Ron Charles, suggests that "as Confederate statues finally tumble across America, [and] television networks are marching through their catalogues looking to take down racially offensive content," perhaps the next items that should be up on the cancel-culture chopping block are "problematic books."

"Monuments celebrating racist traitors, which were erected to fabricate history and terrify black Americans, are not works of art that deserve our respect or preservation. Similarly, scenes of modern-day white comedians reenacting minstrel-show caricatures are not ironical interrogations of racism that we have to stomach any longer. But complex works of literature are large, they contain multitudes," Charles wrote.

He goes on to argue that "calibrating our Racism Detector to spot only a few obvious sins" is but an insidious source of self-satisfaction when compared to the process of critical debate on the values and intentions of history's literary legends.

"If cancel culture has a weakness, it's that it risks short-circuiting the process of critical engagement that leads to our enlightenment," Charles wrote. "Scanning videos for blackface or searching text files for the n-word is so much easier than contending with, say, the systemic tokenism of TV rom-coms or the unbearable whiteness of Jane Austen."

Could cancel culture really spiral all the way down to book burning? In the clip below, Glenn, Pat, and Stu agreed that this radical progressive movement is really about erasing America's history and overturning the foundation of our country. The fundamental transformation of America is happening now.

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It's been a tough year, America. Our news media is inundating us with images of destruction, violence, and division in attempts not only to desecrate our nation, but to make us turn our backs on it. That's why now, more than ever, we need to take an up-close look at America's history to remember what it is we're fighting for and how to fight for it with practical action.

Join Glenn Beck, broadcasting from Standing Rock Ranch, as he takes us to Plymouth, Gettysburg, and Federal Hall on an important journey through America's remarkable history to inspire a brighter future. Glenn asks the hard questions of every American. Is this system worth saving? Is there a better way? Where do we go from here, and how do we answer those questions?

Featuring performances from the Millennial Choirs and Orchestras, David Osmond, a very special children's choir, and guests Bob Woodson, Tim Ballard, David Barton, Burgess Owens, Kathy Barnette, Anna Paulina Luna, and Tim Barton.

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"Restoring Hope" has been a labor of love for Glenn and his team and tonight is the night! "Restoring the Covenant" was supposed to take place in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Gettysburg and Washington D.C. but thanks to COVID-19, that plan had to be scrapped. "Restoring Hope" is what was left after having to scrap nearly two years of planning. The Herald Journal in Idaho detailed what the event was supposed to be and what it turned into. Check out the article below to get all the details.

Glenn Beck discusses patriotic, religious program filmed at Idaho ranch

On July 2, commentator Glenn Beck and his partners will issue a challenge from Beck's corner of Franklin County to anyone who will listen: "Learn the truth, commit to the truth, then act on the truth."

Over the last few weeks, he has brought about 1,000 people to his ranch to record different portions of the program that accompanies the challenge. On June 19, about 400 members of the Millennial Choir and Orchestra met at West Side High School before boarding WSSD buses to travel to a still spring-green section of Beck's ranch to record their portion of the program.

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