Glenn Beck: The green hype list


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GLENN:  You know, I can't -- you know, we were talking earlier today that the -- this green bubble is going to burst because that's exactly what it is.  It's gotten too hot, too fast, and we know that it's bogus.  The American people know this is about money and product placement.  It's horrible.  This is really going to be bad.  If you really care about the planet, you've got to get off this green bandwagon and tell these companies, whoa, whoa, whoa, because they're all jumping in, they're all making money off it.  You've got to tell people like Al Gore, debate with the other side.  You don't want to take on your weakest argument.  They will take on people like me:  Glenn Beck, he's just (mumbling).  Don't take me on.  That's a strawman argument.  Take on the real scientists and do it in public and debate them and do it without any, "Well, you're just a Nazi.  You're a Holocaust denier," without any of that stuff.  You win the argument, you know, if science would back you up, if you actually had facts and figures that worked, you would win the argument.  You don't do it because you know you can't win.  And Americans, they know -- I mean, especially this Earth Day, you know.  Oh, everybody is with the green little logos in the corner.  Would you stop it, please?  Please stop it.

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Let me just give you some of the predictions from scientists in the last 35, 30 years.  Scientists and environmentalists, okay?  Here they are.  Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against the problems we're facing as mankind.  Biologist George Wald, Harvard.  Yeah, made that statement in 1970.  So... I didn't know we were all dead by 1985.  Oh, yeah, we all died in 2000.

"By 1995 somewhere between 75 and 85% of all species of living animals will be extinct."  Wow.  That came from a senator, Senator Gaylord Nelson.  Like Senator Al Gore.  No, he's bigger than the senator.  He's vice president, a Nobel Prize winner.

"Because of increased dust, cloud cover and water vapor, the planet will cool.  The water vapor will fall and freeze and a new ice age will be born," Newsweek magazine.  "The world will be 11 degrees colder in the year 2000.  That's twice what it would take to put us in an ice age."  That's good.  "By 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching Earth by 1/2."  Wow.  By 1985.  That would have been sweet, huh?  Especially now with this global warming.  Wouldn't it be convenient if we only got 1/2 the sunlight?  "Air pollution is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone," biologist Paul Erlich.  By the way, he also -- that was 1970.  In 1973 he also went on to say 200,000 Americans would die from air pollution and that by 1980 the life expectancy of Americans would be 42 years.  I've been dead for three.  So, sucks to be me.

Meanwhile all they do is just make everything worse.  Meanwhile they just create more problems and a new bubble.  You mark my words.  It will be the green bubble.  While they predict -- I mean, those things sound crazy, but now global warming has been -- Dan, I need something, some sort of green song.  Do we have anything, you know, anything -- what's the greenest group we have?  Do we have any -- oh, do we have that rinse, repeat, recycle, whatever that thing is from Jack Johnson?  I love that song.  We have that?  Because I've got a list now of all the things that global warming, these are new.  This is old -- this is not 1970.  This is the new stuff.  All the things that global warming cause.  You ready?  Here we go.

Acne, African aid threatened, Alaska reshaped, American dream end, amphibians breeding earlier and then not breeding at all, anxiety, asthma, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches reduced, avalanches increased, Baghdad snow, bananas destroyed, bananas grow, beetle infestation, better beer, no beer, blue tongue, boredom, bridge collapse in Minneapolis, brothels struggle.  By the way, I just want to point out these are actual -- there are stories attached to each of these that because of global warming brothels may struggle.  That may make me for global warming but then I see the next one, the bubonic plague.  Buddhist Temple threatened, bridge collapse, camel deaths, cancer deaths in England, cardiac arrest, cave paintings are threatened, childhood insomnia.  Yeah, because they are watching all these stupid shows on TV saying, you're all going to die.  Cholera, circumcision in decline.  I was trying to figure that one out.  It is so hot.  If I just had a little extra shaved from a little extra -- I mean, what is, I don't -- how is that... civil unrest, cockroach migration.  Oh, I told you we needed the fence.  Coffee threatened, cold spells, cold wave, Cougar attacks, crocodile sex.

Stu?

STU:  Yes?

GLENN:  I've only been to a Bublé concert a few times.  I didn't know if this was code.  Crocodile sex.

STU:  I don't think that's code.  I think that's the mating habits of crocodiles.

GLENN:  Causing more or less?

STU:  I don't have that answer right now but I can look into it.

GLENN:  Crumbling roads, bridges and sewage system, Darfur, hemorrhagic fever, which is the Ebola, dermatitis, diarrhea, early marriages.  Is this like that FLDS thing?  Is that what that is?

STU:  I don't think so.

GLENN:  They are going to start marrying at 13?  What does that mean?  Here's one of my favorites:  Earth lopsided, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode.  Again these are all -- these are real stories.  Earth to explode, Earth upside down.  From whose perspective?  I mean, I know people who go to China and they don't come back and they are like, my head hurts, man.  All the blood was rushing to my head for a week!  I was upside down!  What are they even talking about?  By the way, I'm only at the E's.  We'll finish the alphabet in a second.

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GLENN:  Okay.  So we're in the E's on all of the things that have been blamed on global warming.  These are all -- Stu, is there any way that -- do we have the links to all of these stories?

STU:  Yeah, we can put it in the newsletter today.

GLENN:  We've got to put it in the newsletter.  These are all the things that are -- that global warming has been blamed for, with the links to the story.

STU:  I will say, though, this list is abridged.  Actually we had to take a lot out because we were --

GLENN:  You are kidding me.

STU:  Yes, I swear there's a lot that we actually had to take out of this.

GLENN:  Okay, we were at Earth lopsided, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, Earth upside down.  Again whose perspective.  Earthquakes, equality threatened.  Oh, there's one that Obama should get on.  Evolution accelerating.  That would be good, wouldn't it?  I mean, evolution into things get better.  We were monkeys.  Soon we could be the giraffe with batwings.  Wouldn't that be great?  Fading fall foliage.  I'm not kidding you, blamed on global warming, fashion disaster.  I missed that in An Inconvenient Truth.  My goodness, the fashions will be out of control!  Flesh-eating disease, food poisoning, food prices rise.  Oh, they're right!  Foot path erosion.  Boy, that one pisses me off.  Fungi invasion.  I hope our Navy, I hope our Navy SEALs are prepared and Homeland Security is ready for that fungi invasion.  Garden of Eden wilts.  I would like the story of where we found it.  Giant squid migrate.  Not kidding you, an actual story, gingerbread houses collapse.  From global warming!  Golf masters wrecked.  Gray whales lose weight.  That's good because they're fat as a whale.  Heart attacks and strokes.  Hibernation ends too soon.  Hibernation ends too late.  Homeless, 50 million.  Human develop faces unprecedented reversal.  Human race oblivion.  Hurricane reduction.  Hurricanes increase.  Infrastructure failure, infectious diseases, inflation in China, insect explosion, insurance premium rises, invasion of cats.  Holy cow.  I wonder who gets here first and who wins.  Is it going to be the fungi?  If the fungi get here first and they beat us, then the cats come in, will the cats know that the fungi is here?  Will it be a sneak attack?  Would the fungi allow a wooden horse filled with cats inside the walls?  Invasion of herons, invasion of jellyfish.  That's not invasion of midgets.

STU:  I don't know.  It's invasion of midges.

GLENN:  I thought it was midget.

STU:  Just another invasion.

GLENN:  Islands sinking, itchier poison ivy.  Oh, I hate when that happens.  Jellyfish explosion, kitten boom, krill decline, lake shrinking and blowing, lawyers income increased, lightning related, insurance claims, Loch Ness monster finally dead.  That one, did we ever get a chance to do that story?  I love that story.  Dead serious.  Nessy has now been pronounced dead.  We'll never know what happened to her.  We'll never, ever know for sure if Nessy were real because now she's dead.  Global warming.

Lyme disease, malaria, malnutrition.  Malaria, oh, the audacity to hope that they could ever tell the truth on malaria.  Mammoth dung melt.  I hate when that happens.  Maple syrup shortage, micrometers, melanoma, methane burps, monkeys on the move, mountains taller.  Well, that would be nice.  New islands, NFL threatened, ocean waves speed up, opera house destroyed.  Again I'm thinking I'm for global warming.  Outdoor hockey threatened, oyster diseases, plankton blooms, plankton destabilized, plankton loss, plant viruses, polar bears aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic, polar bears starved, porpoise stray, railroad tracks deformed, rape wave.  That doesn't sound good.  Release of ancient frozen viruses.  You've got to be kidding me.  The viruses that have been trapped in the polar ice shelf are going to be released.  Ahhhhhh!  And the fungi are going to kill us, too!  Rioting and nuclear war, rivers dry up, river flow impacted, rivers raised, ruins ruined.  That's an actual headline:  The ruins ruined.  Damn, don't you hate the thing that was just ruined was ruined again?  It's kind of like throwing salt on an open wound, insult to injury.  They've ruined the ruins!

I Heart Halliburton!Salinity reduction, increased salmonella, salmon stronger.  Salmon stronger?  What do you mean salmon stronger?  What, is there like a weight lifting thing with salmon?  They are out with their little fins and they are with -- what, they can swim upriver.  What else can they do?  What do you mean they're stronger?  They're fighting back?  They are like, yeah, come on and get me, jack!  What is a salmon stronger?  Sex change.  Stu, you need to explain the global warming sex change story.  Do you know it offhand?

STU:  Off the top of my head I don't but I will find out.

GLENN:  Sheep shrink, short-nose dogs endangered, shrimp sex problems, ski resorts threatened, slow deaths, smaller brains, snowfall increase, snowfall reduction, soaring food prices, societal collapse, song birds change eating habits.  Song bird (gunfire).  Sour grapes, spiders invade Scotland.  Oh, no.  Quid squid population explosion, spectacular orchids.  That one sounds kind of good.  Street crime to increase, suicide, that bass co- tragedy, tech tonic plate movement, teenage drink -- teenage drinking?  Stu, can you look that one up for me as well?

STU:  You have a lot I'm going through here.  I've already got the sex change one.

GLENN:  What's the sex change one?

STU:  Apparently got warm a long time ago, may have changed the sex change in an animal in the prehistoric times.  If it continues getting warmer, we could have too many mails continuing each individual species.

GLENN:  But if we continue circumcision which, of course, cools the body.

STU:  That's not --

GLENN:  Apparently I think that's -- if circumcision is in decline because of global warming, it must be -- no, it must mean -- well, I don't know what it means, but I'm glad I'll be changing from a male or my wife will be turning to a male.  I don't know.

Nearly two years after the January 6 riot at the Capitol, the mystery of who planted two pipe bombs outside the Republican and Democratic National Committee offices remains unsolved. Thankfully, the bombs were found and disabled before they could cause any harm, but with their potential for devastating consequences — not to mention the massive investigations into all things relating to Jan.6 — why does it seem like this story has practically fallen off the face of the earth?

No one in the corporate media has even tried to look into it, and the government's narrative that the bombs were meant to be a diversion for the Capitol riot doesn't make sense when you look at the timeline of events.

So, on this week's episode of "Glenn TV," Glenn Beck broke down the timeline of events that led up to the discovery of the bombs and how the facts appear to point toward one sinister conclusion:

  • Security footage reportedly shows that the two pipe bombs were planted in front of the DNC and RNC the day before the riot.
  • Neither bomb was concealed.
  • Then-Vice President-elect Kamala Harris entered the DNC headquarters at approximately 11: 30 am on January 6.
  • At approximately 12:40 pm on January 6, the first pipe bomb was discovered sitting in plain sight outside the DNC headquarters, raising questions as to why the incoming vice president didn't have better security.
  • The pipe bomb had a one-hour kitchen timer that had apparently stopped with 20 minutes left on the timer. (Remember, the bombs were planted on January 5.)
  • The Secret Service reportedly erased their communications from January 5t and January 6 by "accident."

"It doesn't really hit you unless you look at it as a timeline, and then you're like, 'wait a minute that doesn't seem right.' The unsolved mystery of the pipe bomb has been used by the government to show that January 6 riot was part of a larger coordinated attack ... that the bombs were a diversion to get the Capitol police away from the Capitol," Glenn explained.

"But the bomb had a one-hour timer and it was planted at 8 p.m. the night before. So the bomb would have to go off the night before at about 9 p.m. on January 5. How's that a diversion? It's not physically even possible."

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The Biden administration has weaponized the federal government against the American people. But officials have hidden most of their attacks behind a secretive and cavernous bureaucracy.

There are so many unsolved mysteries that Joe Biden and the Democrats not only refuse to answer, but in some cases appear as though they are ACTIVELY trying to cover up. Like what happened on January 6? Who is Ray Epps? Who planted the pipe bombs? What’s in Biden’s executive order on elections? What happened to the SCOTUS Dobbs leaker? What’s the COVID origin story? What’s happening with crypto, FTX, and the Central Bank Digital Currency?

These are just a few of the unsolved mysteries that we need to DEMAND answers on. On his Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck outlines a chalkboard that will leave you convinced the DOJ and FBI are LYING to the American people. The more secrets the Deep State holds, the more its power over us grows.

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'I NEVER thought I'd talk about this': Was Glenn Beck's CHILLING dream actually a WARNING?

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On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck decided to share a very unusual, extremely vivid dream he had ten years ago — a dream he thought he'd never talk about on the air until he began to see it as a warning that we should all know about.

"I never ever thought I would talk about this on the air, but I feel compelled to tell you that seasons have changed again, and it is becoming more and more apparent. You need to know what you're dealing with," Glenn began.

"If you are a long-time listener of this program, you know that one of the reasons I left New York ... was that I had a medical condition. Part of it was brought on by no REM sleep for about 10 years ... and for 10 years, I never had a dream," he explained. "However, during this period I had what could be described as a dream. I do not believe it was."

"In this 'dream' ... I am in a hallway of the White House. And I'm walking into a big room where there's a bunch of cubicles, and people look up like, 'who's walking in?' There are people behind me, but I don't know who they are yet. I just know I'm being pushed forward by them," Glenn continued. "I realize that everybody in the White House is terrified of who's ever behind me ... I glance back and I see people that are in uniforms that I've never seen before. I have seen them since, but that will be for some other time...."

"So, these guys in the uniforms are in the hallway, and one guy says, 'him, him, and him, take them out' ... and I'm the only one still sitting at the table. They go out ... then I hear three gunshots and they say, 'yeah, that happened pretty quickly for them. However, you, we're going to get to know ... because you really have no idea who you're dealing with.' And that's when one of them ... ripped off his face and he was Satan. Or, he was a demon, okay? Horrifying. Then I wake up."

Glenn went on to explain that, while the dream was so vivid and disturbing that he thought about it almost daily for well over a year, it was what happened next — during a discussion with a prominent religious leader — that really hinted his "dream" might actually have been a vision of the future and a warning.

"I will never forget it, and I will never dismiss it," Glenn said of what he learned. "I'm sharing it with you today because you must not dismiss what you're dealing with. We are not in a battle [of] politics ... our whole culture has become evil."

"You have to get to a point where you are going to choose a side. There will be no one left on the benches, and if you think you can sit it out you will end up on the wrong side. I urge you to know who you serve. This is a different time in human experience. This is not normal. None of this is normal," he warned.

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