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GLENN:  You know, I can't -- you know, we were talking earlier today that the -- this green bubble is going to burst because that's exactly what it is.  It's gotten too hot, too fast, and we know that it's bogus.  The American people know this is about money and product placement.  It's horrible.  This is really going to be bad.  If you really care about the planet, you've got to get off this green bandwagon and tell these companies, whoa, whoa, whoa, because they're all jumping in, they're all making money off it.  You've got to tell people like Al Gore, debate with the other side.  You don't want to take on your weakest argument.  They will take on people like me:  Glenn Beck, he's just (mumbling).  Don't take me on.  That's a strawman argument.  Take on the real scientists and do it in public and debate them and do it without any, "Well, you're just a Nazi.  You're a Holocaust denier," without any of that stuff.  You win the argument, you know, if science would back you up, if you actually had facts and figures that worked, you would win the argument.  You don't do it because you know you can't win.  And Americans, they know -- I mean, especially this Earth Day, you know.  Oh, everybody is with the green little logos in the corner.  Would you stop it, please?  Please stop it.

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Let me just give you some of the predictions from scientists in the last 35, 30 years.  Scientists and environmentalists, okay?  Here they are.  Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against the problems we're facing as mankind.  Biologist George Wald, Harvard.  Yeah, made that statement in 1970.  So... I didn't know we were all dead by 1985.  Oh, yeah, we all died in 2000.

"By 1995 somewhere between 75 and 85% of all species of living animals will be extinct."  Wow.  That came from a senator, Senator Gaylord Nelson.  Like Senator Al Gore.  No, he's bigger than the senator.  He's vice president, a Nobel Prize winner.

"Because of increased dust, cloud cover and water vapor, the planet will cool.  The water vapor will fall and freeze and a new ice age will be born," Newsweek magazine.  "The world will be 11 degrees colder in the year 2000.  That's twice what it would take to put us in an ice age."  That's good.  "By 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching Earth by 1/2."  Wow.  By 1985.  That would have been sweet, huh?  Especially now with this global warming.  Wouldn't it be convenient if we only got 1/2 the sunlight?  "Air pollution is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone," biologist Paul Erlich.  By the way, he also -- that was 1970.  In 1973 he also went on to say 200,000 Americans would die from air pollution and that by 1980 the life expectancy of Americans would be 42 years.  I've been dead for three.  So, sucks to be me.

Meanwhile all they do is just make everything worse.  Meanwhile they just create more problems and a new bubble.  You mark my words.  It will be the green bubble.  While they predict -- I mean, those things sound crazy, but now global warming has been -- Dan, I need something, some sort of green song.  Do we have anything, you know, anything -- what's the greenest group we have?  Do we have any -- oh, do we have that rinse, repeat, recycle, whatever that thing is from Jack Johnson?  I love that song.  We have that?  Because I've got a list now of all the things that global warming, these are new.  This is old -- this is not 1970.  This is the new stuff.  All the things that global warming cause.  You ready?  Here we go.

Acne, African aid threatened, Alaska reshaped, American dream end, amphibians breeding earlier and then not breeding at all, anxiety, asthma, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches reduced, avalanches increased, Baghdad snow, bananas destroyed, bananas grow, beetle infestation, better beer, no beer, blue tongue, boredom, bridge collapse in Minneapolis, brothels struggle.  By the way, I just want to point out these are actual -- there are stories attached to each of these that because of global warming brothels may struggle.  That may make me for global warming but then I see the next one, the bubonic plague.  Buddhist Temple threatened, bridge collapse, camel deaths, cancer deaths in England, cardiac arrest, cave paintings are threatened, childhood insomnia.  Yeah, because they are watching all these stupid shows on TV saying, you're all going to die.  Cholera, circumcision in decline.  I was trying to figure that one out.  It is so hot.  If I just had a little extra shaved from a little extra -- I mean, what is, I don't -- how is that... civil unrest, cockroach migration.  Oh, I told you we needed the fence.  Coffee threatened, cold spells, cold wave, Cougar attacks, crocodile sex.

Stu?

STU:  Yes?

GLENN:  I've only been to a Bublé concert a few times.  I didn't know if this was code.  Crocodile sex.

STU:  I don't think that's code.  I think that's the mating habits of crocodiles.

GLENN:  Causing more or less?

STU:  I don't have that answer right now but I can look into it.

GLENN:  Crumbling roads, bridges and sewage system, Darfur, hemorrhagic fever, which is the Ebola, dermatitis, diarrhea, early marriages.  Is this like that FLDS thing?  Is that what that is?

STU:  I don't think so.

GLENN:  They are going to start marrying at 13?  What does that mean?  Here's one of my favorites:  Earth lopsided, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode.  Again these are all -- these are real stories.  Earth to explode, Earth upside down.  From whose perspective?  I mean, I know people who go to China and they don't come back and they are like, my head hurts, man.  All the blood was rushing to my head for a week!  I was upside down!  What are they even talking about?  By the way, I'm only at the E's.  We'll finish the alphabet in a second.

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GLENN:  Okay.  So we're in the E's on all of the things that have been blamed on global warming.  These are all -- Stu, is there any way that -- do we have the links to all of these stories?

STU:  Yeah, we can put it in the newsletter today.

GLENN:  We've got to put it in the newsletter.  These are all the things that are -- that global warming has been blamed for, with the links to the story.

STU:  I will say, though, this list is abridged.  Actually we had to take a lot out because we were --

GLENN:  You are kidding me.

STU:  Yes, I swear there's a lot that we actually had to take out of this.

GLENN:  Okay, we were at Earth lopsided, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, Earth upside down.  Again whose perspective.  Earthquakes, equality threatened.  Oh, there's one that Obama should get on.  Evolution accelerating.  That would be good, wouldn't it?  I mean, evolution into things get better.  We were monkeys.  Soon we could be the giraffe with batwings.  Wouldn't that be great?  Fading fall foliage.  I'm not kidding you, blamed on global warming, fashion disaster.  I missed that in An Inconvenient Truth.  My goodness, the fashions will be out of control!  Flesh-eating disease, food poisoning, food prices rise.  Oh, they're right!  Foot path erosion.  Boy, that one pisses me off.  Fungi invasion.  I hope our Navy, I hope our Navy SEALs are prepared and Homeland Security is ready for that fungi invasion.  Garden of Eden wilts.  I would like the story of where we found it.  Giant squid migrate.  Not kidding you, an actual story, gingerbread houses collapse.  From global warming!  Golf masters wrecked.  Gray whales lose weight.  That's good because they're fat as a whale.  Heart attacks and strokes.  Hibernation ends too soon.  Hibernation ends too late.  Homeless, 50 million.  Human develop faces unprecedented reversal.  Human race oblivion.  Hurricane reduction.  Hurricanes increase.  Infrastructure failure, infectious diseases, inflation in China, insect explosion, insurance premium rises, invasion of cats.  Holy cow.  I wonder who gets here first and who wins.  Is it going to be the fungi?  If the fungi get here first and they beat us, then the cats come in, will the cats know that the fungi is here?  Will it be a sneak attack?  Would the fungi allow a wooden horse filled with cats inside the walls?  Invasion of herons, invasion of jellyfish.  That's not invasion of midgets.

STU:  I don't know.  It's invasion of midges.

GLENN:  I thought it was midget.

STU:  Just another invasion.

GLENN:  Islands sinking, itchier poison ivy.  Oh, I hate when that happens.  Jellyfish explosion, kitten boom, krill decline, lake shrinking and blowing, lawyers income increased, lightning related, insurance claims, Loch Ness monster finally dead.  That one, did we ever get a chance to do that story?  I love that story.  Dead serious.  Nessy has now been pronounced dead.  We'll never know what happened to her.  We'll never, ever know for sure if Nessy were real because now she's dead.  Global warming.

Lyme disease, malaria, malnutrition.  Malaria, oh, the audacity to hope that they could ever tell the truth on malaria.  Mammoth dung melt.  I hate when that happens.  Maple syrup shortage, micrometers, melanoma, methane burps, monkeys on the move, mountains taller.  Well, that would be nice.  New islands, NFL threatened, ocean waves speed up, opera house destroyed.  Again I'm thinking I'm for global warming.  Outdoor hockey threatened, oyster diseases, plankton blooms, plankton destabilized, plankton loss, plant viruses, polar bears aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic, polar bears starved, porpoise stray, railroad tracks deformed, rape wave.  That doesn't sound good.  Release of ancient frozen viruses.  You've got to be kidding me.  The viruses that have been trapped in the polar ice shelf are going to be released.  Ahhhhhh!  And the fungi are going to kill us, too!  Rioting and nuclear war, rivers dry up, river flow impacted, rivers raised, ruins ruined.  That's an actual headline:  The ruins ruined.  Damn, don't you hate the thing that was just ruined was ruined again?  It's kind of like throwing salt on an open wound, insult to injury.  They've ruined the ruins!

I Heart Halliburton!Salinity reduction, increased salmonella, salmon stronger.  Salmon stronger?  What do you mean salmon stronger?  What, is there like a weight lifting thing with salmon?  They are out with their little fins and they are with -- what, they can swim upriver.  What else can they do?  What do you mean they're stronger?  They're fighting back?  They are like, yeah, come on and get me, jack!  What is a salmon stronger?  Sex change.  Stu, you need to explain the global warming sex change story.  Do you know it offhand?

STU:  Off the top of my head I don't but I will find out.

GLENN:  Sheep shrink, short-nose dogs endangered, shrimp sex problems, ski resorts threatened, slow deaths, smaller brains, snowfall increase, snowfall reduction, soaring food prices, societal collapse, song birds change eating habits.  Song bird (gunfire).  Sour grapes, spiders invade Scotland.  Oh, no.  Quid squid population explosion, spectacular orchids.  That one sounds kind of good.  Street crime to increase, suicide, that bass co- tragedy, tech tonic plate movement, teenage drink -- teenage drinking?  Stu, can you look that one up for me as well?

STU:  You have a lot I'm going through here.  I've already got the sex change one.

GLENN:  What's the sex change one?

STU:  Apparently got warm a long time ago, may have changed the sex change in an animal in the prehistoric times.  If it continues getting warmer, we could have too many mails continuing each individual species.

GLENN:  But if we continue circumcision which, of course, cools the body.

STU:  That's not --

GLENN:  Apparently I think that's -- if circumcision is in decline because of global warming, it must be -- no, it must mean -- well, I don't know what it means, but I'm glad I'll be changing from a male or my wife will be turning to a male.  I don't know.

Anyone paying attention can see that President Biden is in dire straights come 2024, regardless of who his opponent may be. His administration has been workshopping several ideas to try and craft just the right message. One that will cut through all the noise (failures) and put him on a more solid footing should he go head-to-head in a rematch with the former President.

Biden called in the big guns and he wasn't afraid to call in a few favors either. He drew on his stint as VP and called Anita Dunn out of the bullpen and tapped the Center for American Progress Action Fund to try and help pull this one out. After an exhaustive six-month-long study into how President Trump was able to summon the magic of MAGA — they finally feel they have the winning message.

Dunn has gotten sloppy, however, since her days in the Obama administration. We obtained her contemporaneous notes and emails showing how they coined the term "ultra-MAGA," trying to get a little "extra pop" to his rhetoric. The leaked emails also show the evolution of the messaging over that same six-month period.


[The preceding Memo was a parody written by MRA writers Josh Jennings and Jon Boldt – not the Biden administration.]

Almost every week, new incriminating evidence is mined from Hunter’s wild laptop. And the proof is mounting that President Joe Biden is lying about his knowledge of his family’s crooked deal-making. Everyone knows Hunter Biden is a seriously degenerate guy. Anyone who has handled his infamous laptop needs a tetanus shot.

The salacious stuff on the laptop is sad and pathetic for sure, but that stuff is NOT what is most relevant to the United States. Glenn Beck exposes how the laptop is REALLY about Joe Biden, his abuse of power as vice president, and his ongoing denials now as president.

Now that the 2020 election has passed and their man is in office, the mainstream media have suddenly decided to admit Hunter’s laptop is not Russian disinformation after all. No one has done more research into the Biden family corruption than journalist and best-selling author Peter Schweizer. He has researched the depths of Hunter’s laptop and found more than racy photos. “These aren’t HUNTER’S business deals,” Peter says, “they benefit the WHOLE family.” And he has the emails to prove it.

But the mainstream media still insist President Biden is as pure as his thinning white hair in all of this. As Glenn reveals tonight, he is not. But will anyone in the Biden family see jail time? Americans are fed up with two sets of rules – one for regular citizens and one for the ruling elites.

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Intelligent people know that wokerness plagues society and must be ridiculed and eradicated from conversations. But what happens when people lose their jobs for calling out the absurdity of woke ideology? What happens when corporations and media sources weaponize wokeness?

Here are five videos that will help us better understand a few of the many issues that wokeness inflicts on society and how we can stand against it.

Bye bye, Target. You crossed the line!

In this clip, BlazeTV host Allie Stuckey of "Relatable" explains how Target recently announced the sale of chest binders and "packing underwear" for women. She expresses how children can be negatively impacted by the sale of confusing clothing items for people suffering from gender dysphoria and the importance of loving the body God gave us.

Today, Allie notices that Target's stock experienced a 35-year record drop. Apparel was named as one of the two underperforming departments. Was pushback from critics of gender-affirming apparel the cause? It is hard to tell, but Allie encourages her audience to continue speaking out when corporations cross the line by making harmful products available for sale to the public.

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Wokeness can get you fired

In this clip, Stu Burguiere covers a story about a man who challenged Black Lives Matter using nothing but data and was fired.

Here's the story: "I had been at Thomson Reuters for over six years—most recently, leading a team of data scientists applying new machine learning and artificial intelligence algorithms to our legal, tax and news data. We advised any number of divisions inside the company, including Westlaw, an online legal research service used by most every law firm in the country, and the newsroom, which reaches an audience of one billion every day around the globe. I briefed the Chief Technology Officer regularly. My total annual compensation package exceeded $350,000." Read more

"We live in the era of woke religion," says Stu.

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Coca-Cola circumvents Constitution with TERRIFYING mandates on diversity

Glenn Beck loves Coca-Cola. So much so, in fact, that he refuses to drink Pepsi if Coke isn't available. But ... he says the time has come for him to give up his favorite soda. Why? Because Coca-Cola just announced some terrifying new company policies on diversity and equity. It sent out notices to all partnered law firms, demanding a required percentage of diverse attorneys on any legal team working for the corporation. The notice says all legal teams also must report these numbers quarterly and they will lose Coca-Cola's business if they do not comply.

"Equity is not the same thing as equality," Glenn said, adding that equality means we all have an equal chance, while equality means we all have the same outcome.

Glenn explains how mandates like this could affect everybody — even the guy working on the factory line or the truck driver delivering the drinks. Glenn also explains how Coke's new move is nothing less than a circumvention of the Constitution, and he predicts more companies (especially those in support of the Great Reset) will follow with similar policies, too.

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Coca-Cola takes a 'pause' on woke initiatives after after pressure from the Right

Glenn followed up on a story about Coca-Cola becoming the poster child for how a corporation could shove leftist ideologies onto its consumers. The company suspended advertising on Facebook in a push to censor former President Donald Trump, published a manifesto about racial equity, and demanded all legal teams working for Coke meet certain diversity quotas.

But, after Trump, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), and many other conservative voices called for a boycott of the company's products, Coca-Cola appeared to shift directions.

Read more on this story here.

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Calvin Klein's gender blender ruins sex and Mothers' Day

Chad Prather reflected back to the Great Depression era of enticing photographic entertainment, otherwise known as the callow and deprived years of his youth, when a Calvin Klein pictorial of old would have represented something exciting, something to, say, think about at the end of the day. Had he run across this present weird concept at that age, he would have either been disgusted on sight … or possibly really disgusted when his dumb a** put two and two together the next day. Anyway, his point is: Has the whole world gone crazy? Do we really need this? At this inclusive embracing point in our recent history, what in the world makes Calvin Klein feel the need to be the standard-bearer for a lifestyle screamed largely into existence by a very vocal minority?

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Former Disney artist SPEAKS OUT: ‘It’s time to do something’

A former Disney artist, who wishes to remain anonymous, joins Glenn to describe WHY he recently took action against his former employer: ‘I'm tired of watching my country go down the drain. And it's time to do something.’ Today’s woke Disney is not what Walt once imagined, he says, and his recent video release — "It’s A Woke World After All" — exposes Disney’s large stray from its roots ...

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Rolling Stone magazine on Sunday published an article that argued in no uncertain terms that the suspect who grotesquely took the lives of ten people in Buffalo, New York, last weekend was a "mainstream Republican."

Like so many in the corporate media, the article's author Talia Lavin — who in 2018 resigned from the New Yorker after falsely accusing a combat-wounded veteran and ICE agent of having a Nazi tattoo — has painted the Buffalo killer as a right-wing, white supremacist, Tucker Carlson-worshipping conservative who is "gripped by a racist delusion."

On the radio program Tuesday, Glenn Beck revealed what the killer actually wrote in his alleged "manifesto," which proves he was far from a freedom-loving constitutionalist, and explained why blatantly ignoring his words will only make the problem worse.

"The corporate media has, from the very get-go, tried to associate [the killer] with the Republicans, to say that he's a conservative, to say that he got all of his training from Tucker Carlson," Glenn began. "But you know it's weird, in the 180-page document authored by the shooter, he doesn't mention Tucker Carlson — not even once. Not at all. There is one mention of Fox News, and it's an infographic showing the top Fox News host, such as Maria Bartiromo and Greg Gutfeld, as being Jewish. He also says Rupert Murdoch is a Christian Zionist who may have Jewish ancestry though it's never been publicly admitted," he continued.

"Oh, another thing. Ben Shapiro is mentioned multiple times, including as an example as the 'rat of the Jewish people.' So gosh, that doesn't sound conservative to me, doesn't sound Republican, doesn't sound like he's learned anything from anybody that is on the right. Moreover, he has described himself as an ethno-nationalist and eco-fascist national socialist. He loathes libertarianism and conservatism in particular."

Watch the video clip below to hear more of the criminal's own words, which prove he was no right-winger and certainly NOT a "mainstream Republican."

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