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GLENN:  888-727-BECK, 888-727-BECK.  You know, can I just change the subject just for a second to, have you heard the story about the guy who bought the Mike's Hard lemonade for his kid?

STU:  I've seen the headline but I don't know anything about it.p>

GLENN:  I don't have the -- I don't know what ballpark it was and I don't know the age of the kid.  Can you look that up for me?

STU:  Sure.

GLENN:  But the dad went in, he went with this kid to this ballpark.

STU:  Which ballpark was it?

GLENN:  I don't know the ballpark.  That's why I asked could you --

STU:  That's not important.  How old was the kid?  Was it an older kid?

DAN:  He was probably 21.

GLENN:  The only facts of the story I don't have, how old -- Sarah, could you look up how old the kid was and what the ballpark was?

DAN:  Do you at least know what year the kid was born in?

STU:  What company sponsors the ballpark, if you can tell me that.

GLENN:  I have no idea.

DAN:  What's the home team of the ballpark?

GLENN:  Don't know.  Don't know.  Thank you, though.  Thank you.  You've made it delightful to first do no harm to the kid.

STU:  Was the kid of drinking age?  At least we know that.

GLENN:  No, he wasn't of drinking age.  So the dad takes a kid and let's just imagine that he's 7.

STU:  He is 7.

GLENN:  How do you know he's 7?

STU:  I looked it up.  When you brought this story to the table without any of the facts that we needed, I decided to do some research of my own.  He's 7 years old, Comerica Park, Detroit.

GLENN:  Why don't you tell the story, Stu.

STU:  It's funny because this guy brings his --

GLENN:  You are not to tell the story!  So this 7-year-old kid goes to the ballpark with his dad and they walk up to, you know, where you buy, you know, lemonade and hot dogs and everything else and I saw the sign.  The sign just says, Mike's Lemonade.  So the dad looks at his son and says, you want some lemonade?  Kid says yeah.  Kid goes, buys two lemonades, goes back to their seats.  They are sitting in the seats.

STU:  Wait.  How much did he buy the lemonade for?

GLENN:  I'm going to say $6.

STU:  $7.  So he goes back to his seat in Comerica Park with his 7-year-old son that he bought lemonade for, for $7, and?

GLENN:  So they're sitting there in their seats and they're just drinking the lemonade and pretty soon, I believe it was an usher or a security guard.  Who the hell was it that came up to him, Stu?

STU:  You don't know?

GLENN:  Oh, it's not in your story, huh?

STU:  I haven't got that far.

GLENN:  So anyway, somebody comes up to him and says, excuse me, sir, is your kid drinking?  And the guy says, yeah.  Because he's thinking, yes, he's drinking liquid.

STU:  Security guard, Glenn.

GLENN:  Thank you.

STU:  Comerica Park.

GLENN:  Thank you.  So he said, so is your kid drinking?  And he says, yeah.  He said, do you realize that's alcoholic?  And he says, oh, my gosh, I had no idea.  Takes it away from his son.  Well, they arrest him.  Now here's the rest of the story.  They've taken the son away from the father because that's the law.  He was giving his son alcohol.  This is where common sense has disappeared in America.  We no longer -- we know what the right thing to do is but we either choose not to do it or we don't allow common sense to happen anymore.  We don't allow anything to -- we can't -- God forbid we can't.  We have to now take the son away from the father.

I saw the father on television crying his eyes out.  The guy had no idea.  I mean, don't you think this is a little unreasonable?  I mean, I get it, I'm sorry, I don't know.  It's like, I don't drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.  It said lemonade on the sign.

STU:  They have a picture of the sign.  It just says Mike's Lemonade.

GLENN:  And let me tell you something, I have been dumb as a box of rocks but I've been out of the alcohol industry for a long time.  I mean, I always joke about this.  I mean, before -- you know, before they had, like, really cool things to drink when it was -- I mean, I was just -- I'm like a cowboy.  When I was drinking, it was just whiskey, give me whiskey.  Now they got all these different flavors and, you know, Mike's Hard Lemonade.  My gosh, I would have been having Mike's Hard Lemonade at 4:00 a.m. in the morning, this is fantastic stuff.  I've been out of it for a while.  First time I saw Mike's Hard Lemonade, no idea.  No idea.  Picked it up in a store, was going to buy it and drink it and somebody who was with me said, got something to tell me, Glenn?  I'm like, no.  What?  "I don't think you want that."  I said, lemonade?  I don't know.  It sounds good.  Have you ever had it?  I don't know.  It's Mike's.  And he's like, yeah, it's got booze in it.  I'm like, oh, hang on, let me get a six-pack.  I had no idea.  Especially if the sign -- you know what tipped me off?  I did look at it and go, oh, Hard Lemonade, I guess that should have clicked.  But I don't know.  If the sign just said Mike's Lemonade, who's Mike?  I don't know.  I thought he was the guy with the hot dog.  I don't know, wearing the paper hat.  Who's Mike?  Must have been good.  It's got his name on it, Mike.  Thought it was lemonade with some credibility.

STU:  You thought Mike was giving a testimonial about his lemonade?

GLENN:  It's like, we go to the ballpark here at where?

STU:  Comerica Park.

GLENN:  Comerica Park's known for Mike and his lemonade.  Been happening here since the stadium was built.

STU:  What section did it happen in, Glenn, by the way, this whole incident?  Do you know?  That's an important detail to -- Section 116.

GLENN:  That's not the way I roll, Stu, just not the way I roll.

Almost every week, new incriminating evidence is mined from Hunter’s wild laptop. And the proof is mounting that President Joe Biden is lying about his knowledge of his family’s crooked deal-making. Everyone knows Hunter Biden is a seriously degenerate guy. Anyone who has handled his infamous laptop needs a tetanus shot.

The salacious stuff on the laptop is sad and pathetic for sure, but that stuff is NOT what is most relevant to the United States. Glenn Beck exposes how the laptop is REALLY about Joe Biden, his abuse of power as vice president, and his ongoing denials now as president.

Now that the 2020 election has passed and their man is in office, the mainstream media have suddenly decided to admit Hunter’s laptop is not Russian disinformation after all. No one has done more research into the Biden family corruption than journalist and best-selling author Peter Schweizer. He has researched the depths of Hunter’s laptop and found more than racy photos. “These aren’t HUNTER’S business deals,” Peter says, “they benefit the WHOLE family.” And he has the emails to prove it.

But the mainstream media still insist President Biden is as pure as his thinning white hair in all of this. As Glenn reveals tonight, he is not. But will anyone in the Biden family see jail time? Americans are fed up with two sets of rules – one for regular citizens and one for the ruling elites.

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Intelligent people know that wokerness plagues society and must be ridiculed and eradicated from conversations. But what happens when people lose their jobs for calling out the absurdity of woke ideology? What happens when corporations and media sources weaponize wokeness?

Here are five videos that will help us better understand a few of the many issues that wokeness inflicts on society and how we can stand against it.

Bye bye, Target. You crossed the line!

In this clip, BlazeTV host Allie Stuckey of "Relatable" explains how Target recently announced the sale of chest binders and "packing underwear" for women. She expresses how children can be negatively impacted by the sale of confusing clothing items for people suffering from gender dysphoria and the importance of loving the body God gave us.

Today, Allie notices that Target's stock experienced a 35-year record drop. Apparel was named as one of the two underperforming departments. Was pushback from critics of gender-affirming apparel the cause? It is hard to tell, but Allie encourages her audience to continue speaking out when corporations cross the line by making harmful products available for sale to the public.

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Wokeness can get you fired

In this clip, Stu Burguiere covers a story about a man who challenged Black Lives Matter using nothing but data and was fired.

Here's the story: "I had been at Thomson Reuters for over six years—most recently, leading a team of data scientists applying new machine learning and artificial intelligence algorithms to our legal, tax and news data. We advised any number of divisions inside the company, including Westlaw, an online legal research service used by most every law firm in the country, and the newsroom, which reaches an audience of one billion every day around the globe. I briefed the Chief Technology Officer regularly. My total annual compensation package exceeded $350,000." Read more

"We live in the era of woke religion," says Stu.

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Coca-Cola circumvents Constitution with TERRIFYING mandates on diversity

Glenn Beck loves Coca-Cola. So much so, in fact, that he refuses to drink Pepsi if Coke isn't available. But ... he says the time has come for him to give up his favorite soda. Why? Because Coca-Cola just announced some terrifying new company policies on diversity and equity. It sent out notices to all partnered law firms, demanding a required percentage of diverse attorneys on any legal team working for the corporation. The notice says all legal teams also must report these numbers quarterly and they will lose Coca-Cola's business if they do not comply.

"Equity is not the same thing as equality," Glenn said, adding that equality means we all have an equal chance, while equality means we all have the same outcome.

Glenn explains how mandates like this could affect everybody — even the guy working on the factory line or the truck driver delivering the drinks. Glenn also explains how Coke's new move is nothing less than a circumvention of the Constitution, and he predicts more companies (especially those in support of the Great Reset) will follow with similar policies, too.

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Coca-Cola takes a 'pause' on woke initiatives after after pressure from the Right

Glenn followed up on a story about Coca-Cola becoming the poster child for how a corporation could shove leftist ideologies onto its consumers. The company suspended advertising on Facebook in a push to censor former President Donald Trump, published a manifesto about racial equity, and demanded all legal teams working for Coke meet certain diversity quotas.

But, after Trump, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), and many other conservative voices called for a boycott of the company's products, Coca-Cola appeared to shift directions.

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Calvin Klein's gender blender ruins sex and Mothers' Day

Chad Prather reflected back to the Great Depression era of enticing photographic entertainment, otherwise known as the callow and deprived years of his youth, when a Calvin Klein pictorial of old would have represented something exciting, something to, say, think about at the end of the day. Had he run across this present weird concept at that age, he would have either been disgusted on sight … or possibly really disgusted when his dumb a** put two and two together the next day. Anyway, his point is: Has the whole world gone crazy? Do we really need this? At this inclusive embracing point in our recent history, what in the world makes Calvin Klein feel the need to be the standard-bearer for a lifestyle screamed largely into existence by a very vocal minority?

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Former Disney artist SPEAKS OUT: ‘It’s time to do something’

A former Disney artist, who wishes to remain anonymous, joins Glenn to describe WHY he recently took action against his former employer: ‘I'm tired of watching my country go down the drain. And it's time to do something.’ Today’s woke Disney is not what Walt once imagined, he says, and his recent video release — "It’s A Woke World After All" — exposes Disney’s large stray from its roots ...

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Rolling Stone magazine on Sunday published an article that argued in no uncertain terms that the suspect who grotesquely took the lives of ten people in Buffalo, New York, last weekend was a "mainstream Republican."

Like so many in the corporate media, the article's author Talia Lavin — who in 2018 resigned from the New Yorker after falsely accusing a combat-wounded veteran and ICE agent of having a Nazi tattoo — has painted the Buffalo killer as a right-wing, white supremacist, Tucker Carlson-worshipping conservative who is "gripped by a racist delusion."

On the radio program Tuesday, Glenn Beck revealed what the killer actually wrote in his alleged "manifesto," which proves he was far from a freedom-loving constitutionalist, and explained why blatantly ignoring his words will only make the problem worse.

"The corporate media has, from the very get-go, tried to associate [the killer] with the Republicans, to say that he's a conservative, to say that he got all of his training from Tucker Carlson," Glenn began. "But you know it's weird, in the 180-page document authored by the shooter, he doesn't mention Tucker Carlson — not even once. Not at all. There is one mention of Fox News, and it's an infographic showing the top Fox News host, such as Maria Bartiromo and Greg Gutfeld, as being Jewish. He also says Rupert Murdoch is a Christian Zionist who may have Jewish ancestry though it's never been publicly admitted," he continued.

"Oh, another thing. Ben Shapiro is mentioned multiple times, including as an example as the 'rat of the Jewish people.' So gosh, that doesn't sound conservative to me, doesn't sound Republican, doesn't sound like he's learned anything from anybody that is on the right. Moreover, he has described himself as an ethno-nationalist and eco-fascist national socialist. He loathes libertarianism and conservatism in particular."

Watch the video clip below to hear more of the criminal's own words, which prove he was no right-winger and certainly NOT a "mainstream Republican."

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A Colorado mother of three, Erin Lee, said her 12-year-old daughter was recruited by teachers to attend an "art club" after school, only to find it was a GSA or Gay Straight Awareness/Alliance Club. Not only was the family misled about the purpose of the club, but a guest speaker — who told the middle school students that "if they're not fully comfortable in their bodies, that means they're transgender" — also encouraged the kids to keep secrets from their parents.

Lee told Glenn Beck on the radio program Monday that her "shy, vulnerable, barely 12-year-old daughter" had just moved to Wellington Middle School in Fort Collins, Colorado, when she was invited by her art and home room teachers to attend an "art club" after school.

"She texted us [and] we gave her permission for art club," Lee said of her daughter. "When she got there, it was actually GSA, or Gender and Sexuality Awareness or Alliance Club. The teacher had invited in a completely unqualified outside presenter who did unthinkable things with the children. I'll give you the CliffsNotes version. She told them, 'what you hear in here, keep in here.' She used flags to use defining words, telling them if they're not fully comfortable in their bodies, that means they're transgender. Then she would hand out the flags and stickers and bracelets and other swag. She told them that 'queer' is a label for when they're still figuring out their sexuality.

"She did the 'Genderbread person,' which explicitly asked kids who they're sexually attracted to, so 11, 12, 13-year-olds with peers and adults in the room, talking about their sexuality. She handed out her personal contact information and invited them to connect on teen chat platforms, like WhatsApp and Discord, where she knows that parents are not monitoring the conversation. She told them that families may not be safe, and it's okay to lie about where they are. And in fact, the art teacher, as my daughter was leaving the room that day, pulled her aside and said, 'remember, you don't have to tell your mom.'"

The outside presenter, Kimberly Chambers, is the director of SPLASH Youth of Northern Colorado, an organization that targets children as young as 5 years old, as indicated on its own website. Chambers is a paid employee of the Larimer County Department of Health and Environment with access to children’s information, according to a Parents Defending Education incident report.

Lee went on to say that, after learning from her daughter what happened, she and her husband contacted the school principal, who confirmed that the meeting was, in fact, held in secret and they are always held in secret because as a public school they have to offer children a "safe space." Lee then turned to the school board, but said she was ignored "for months." Finally, she was able to meet with board member Kristen Draper, who turned out to be a close friend and "strong ally" to Chambers. Draper also volunteers for an arm of SPLASH called SKITTLES.

"FOIA emails showed that [the school] immediately colluded when I objected to what happened," Lee told Glenn. "They immediately colluded with the school board to keep me quiet. They referenced parents who find out as 'barriers' that the school board has removed. They talked about sending social services into my home because I didn't like what they did with my child," she continued.

"My daughter had never expressed gender dysphoria before. She never expressed that she'd had any trouble at home. They never spoke to me. I never spoke to any of the people that did these things before they decided to talk about calling CPS ... In the state of Colorado, if my child had said to the CPS that I wasn't affirming her transgender identity, I firmly believe they would have removed her from the home. And the people knew this when they suggested that CPS come to our home to remove our child," Lee warned. "Colorado is off the rails in particular, but this is happening everywhere."

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