Glenn Beck: King slams troops




Satan's Mentally Challenged Younger Brother T-shirt


When Rolling Stone called Glenn's television show, "...one of the weirdest news programs in American history" we thought we'd reached the pinnacle of creative insults. But man were we wrong! Fiction author/legend Stephen King, not only beat Rolling Stone's comment, but he possessed it with demons, lit it on fire and cut off its head. In January 2007, King used his Entertainment Weekly column to call Glenn, "Satan's mentally challenged younger brother" a remark that set a new benchmark for public insult. Now you can commemorate and share that insult by buying this new t-shirt, featuring an artist's rendering of what Glenn would look like if it were true. It's not often that Glenn is insulted with such creative venom by an American legend -- don't miss your chance to spend money on it.

GLENN:  One of the jobs that apparently you just can't do, Americans just won't do or Americans just won't, you know, shouldn't do because it's just a job for stupid people, apparently our troops have gone from heroes, some of the most amazing people I've ever met, to just, they are just illiterate, they are just stupid.  There are two Americans.  There are two Americas.  There's the elitist America that hates this country, that hates capitalism, that so looks down their nose at the rest of us and then there are those of us who don't even care what those boobs say.  "Just get out of my way, will you?  I'm busy creating something over here."  There's a people who are actually doing it every day.  We're living it every day.  And then there's people like Stephen King.  This is actual audio from the Library of Congress yesterday.  Listen to this.

KING:  Reading -- I don't want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV but the fact is that if you can read, you can walk into a job later on.  If you don't, then you got the army, Iraq, I don't know, something like that.  It's not as bright.  So that's my little commercial for that.

GLENN:  Stop.


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GLENN:  Stop.  You've got to be kidding me.  I admire the people in our military.  I've yet to meet a dummy in our military.  By the way, that's taking down two of my family members.  One in the army, one in the Navy.  Thank you.  Thank you for telling them that they're stupid.  I'm sorry that they can write, you know, 1500 page novels about somebody killing somebody with a butcher knife.  Sorry.  Have you read the end of it, Stephen King?  Please.  A giant spider?  It's a giant spider? Don't tell me I'm stupid, please.

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GLENN:  I'm just calling Marcus Luttrell because Stephen King said, you know, you're really stupid, you might end up in the army.  He didn't say the Navy SEALs.  Marcus Luttrell, the author of Lone Survivor.

CALLER:  Hey, this is Marcus, can't get to the phone right now, leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.

GLENN:  Marcus, I don't know if you heard about the comment from Stephen King, but I wanted to talk to you about it.  I know I'm speaking slowly, but you apparently are a slow learner.  So call me.  That's something to do on the telephone, tele-phone.  You don't have to worry about spelling it, but when you look at your telephone, just ask somebody to point it out to you.  Push the 1 button and then 888, that looks like a snake eating itself, 888, that's three 8s, but I don't want to use you, just push the 8 button three times.  I'm sorry.  I keep saying 3.  Forget about the 3.  It's just a 1.  And then you push 888.  Don't worry about how many times.  Just do it like that, 888.  And then 7 -- that's right next to the 8, the 2 -- right next to the 1 -- then back to the 7, which is the second seven.  You can remember that because of the 2, but that might be a little too complex for somebody like you.  And then Beck.  Forget about it.  I know you wrote that number one best seller but you probably don't know how to spell.  So just, I'll call you later, Marcus.  Thanks.  If you hear a ringing, just pick it up.  Not the whole phone, just the hand part.  No, don't pick up the whole phone -- are you there?  Maybe you are there just listening but you don't know.  Marcus, this voice is Glenn.  I'm not in this little box there on your table.  I'm actually calling from another state and I'm just calling, just -- I'll see you in a couple of weeks, Marcus.  I mean, I don't even know.  I mean, he'll never understand that.  He won't know what to do.  He is probably standing in his kitchen right now going, duh, duh, I don't know -- because as Stephen King said, you know, you're going to be a dummy if you get into the army.

STU:  You know, it actually crossed my mind for a second as you were doing that, maybe you should just e-mail him.  Can you imagine a soldier answering e-mail?  He can't read, he doesn't know about computers.  How would you even know how to plug in a computer?

GLENN:  Because you're a soldier.  I mean, oh.  It's a good thing that we have Stephen King around, isn't it, and John Kerry?  And all of these people that are smarter than us?  How long -- Stu, how long will it be before someone in the New York Times writes that Barack Obama is just too smart for the average American?

STU:  Right.

GLENN:  They don't understand him.

STU:  If he doesn't succeed, that will clearly be the cause.

GLENN:  It will be.  He's just too far ahead of us slowpokes.  He's just, he's too enlightened, he's too smart, he's too nonracist for all of us dumb, backward racists.

STU:  Especially if he gets beaten by that soldier John McCain who can't even read.

GLENN:  I don't think John McCain can read.  He's a dummy, you know.

STU:  Stephen King said so.  He wrote Pet Cemetery.

GLENN:  Did you read Pet -- well, I didn't read Pet Cemetery because I can't read, but I saw the movie and it was pretty good.  And isn't he the guy who wrote that other really good book about the car that drives itself?

STU:  The killer car?

GLENN:  Yeah, it was almost like Kit and Night Rider?  Wow, that was a great show.

STU:  But a really mean Kit and Night Rider.

GLENN:  Night Rider was like upstairs/downstairs for us dummies.

Did Biden just let slip that record-high gas prices were PLANNED?

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President Joe Biden on Monday appeared to praise record-high gas prices, saying it's all part of an “incredible transition” that will make America and the world better off.

“When it comes to the gas prices, we’re going through an incredible transition that is taking place that, God willing, when it’s over, we’ll be stronger and the world will be stronger and less reliant on fossil fuels when this is over,” Biden explained during a joint press conference with Japan Prime Minister Fumio Kishida in Tokyo.

Twitter wasn't buying Biden's most recent bunch of malarkey:





Glenn Beck has long been warning that progressive policies and regulations intended to cripple the fossil fuel industry would lead to skyrocketing oil and gas prices — and it's all by design. Back in 2008, President Barack Obama all but admitted as much when he said energy costs would "necessarily skyrocket” under his cap-and-trade plan.

On a recent episode of BlazeTV's "Glenn Beck Program," Glenn explained why he believes the current oil and gas catastrophe is all "part of the plan," as leftists continue to push their radical ESG agenda.

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Elon Musk responded to allegations that he exposed himself to a corporate jet flight attendant by daring his accuser to "describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public."

"I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me “exposed” – describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public. She won’t be able to do so, because it never happened," Musk posted on twitter.

A Business Insider report on Thursday, alleged that a flight attendant for SpaceX's private jet fleet was paid $250,000 in 2018 to settle a sexual misconduct claim against the company's founder and CEO. A friend of the flight attendant signed a declaration accusing the tech billionaire of exposing himself to the attendant, who is also a licensed massage therapist, during an in-flight massage.

According to the declaration, the flight attendant told her friend that Musk asked her to come to his private cabin "for a full body massage" during a flight in late 2016. When she arrived, Musk "was completely naked except for a sheet covering the lower half of his body." The friend also told Insider that Musk propositioned the flight attendant, then "touched her thigh and told her he would buy her a horse."

One day before the Insider story was published, Musk predicted an escalation in political attacks against him after revealing on a podcast that he plans to vote Republican in the next election cycle.

Musk called the sexual misconduct allegations "wild accusations [that] are utterly untrue" and challenged his accuser to verify her claims by describing a certain something “not known by the public" about his private parts.

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck and Pat Gray reacted to the incredible "coincidence" of such allegations cropping up just days after the SpaceX CEO announced his intention to vote Republican in the next election cycle — not to mention joining Glenn's longrunning anti-ESG crusade by calling the corporate score system a "scam."

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Anyone paying attention can see that President Biden is in dire straights come 2024, regardless of who his opponent may be. His administration has been workshopping several ideas to try and craft just the right message. One that will cut through all the noise (failures) and put him on a more solid footing should he go head-to-head in a rematch with the former President.

Biden called in the big guns and he wasn't afraid to call in a few favors either. He drew on his stint as VP and called Anita Dunn out of the bullpen and tapped the Center for American Progress Action Fund to try and help pull this one out. After an exhaustive six-month-long study into how President Trump was able to summon the magic of MAGA — they finally feel they have the winning message.

Dunn has gotten sloppy, however, since her days in the Obama administration. We obtained her contemporaneous notes and emails showing how they coined the term "ultra-MAGA," trying to get a little "extra pop" to his rhetoric. The leaked emails also show the evolution of the messaging over that same six-month period.


[The preceding Memo was a parody written by MRA writers Josh Jennings and Jon Boldt – not the Biden administration.]

Almost every week, new incriminating evidence is mined from Hunter’s wild laptop. And the proof is mounting that President Joe Biden is lying about his knowledge of his family’s crooked deal-making. Everyone knows Hunter Biden is a seriously degenerate guy. Anyone who has handled his infamous laptop needs a tetanus shot.

The salacious stuff on the laptop is sad and pathetic for sure, but that stuff is NOT what is most relevant to the United States. Glenn Beck exposes how the laptop is REALLY about Joe Biden, his abuse of power as vice president, and his ongoing denials now as president.

Now that the 2020 election has passed and their man is in office, the mainstream media have suddenly decided to admit Hunter’s laptop is not Russian disinformation after all. No one has done more research into the Biden family corruption than journalist and best-selling author Peter Schweizer. He has researched the depths of Hunter’s laptop and found more than racy photos. “These aren’t HUNTER’S business deals,” Peter says, “they benefit the WHOLE family.” And he has the emails to prove it.

But the mainstream media still insist President Biden is as pure as his thinning white hair in all of this. As Glenn reveals tonight, he is not. But will anyone in the Biden family see jail time? Americans are fed up with two sets of rules – one for regular citizens and one for the ruling elites.

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