Glenn Beck: King slams troops




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When Rolling Stone called Glenn's television show, "...one of the weirdest news programs in American history" we thought we'd reached the pinnacle of creative insults. But man were we wrong! Fiction author/legend Stephen King, not only beat Rolling Stone's comment, but he possessed it with demons, lit it on fire and cut off its head. In January 2007, King used his Entertainment Weekly column to call Glenn, "Satan's mentally challenged younger brother" a remark that set a new benchmark for public insult. Now you can commemorate and share that insult by buying this new t-shirt, featuring an artist's rendering of what Glenn would look like if it were true. It's not often that Glenn is insulted with such creative venom by an American legend -- don't miss your chance to spend money on it.

GLENN:  One of the jobs that apparently you just can't do, Americans just won't do or Americans just won't, you know, shouldn't do because it's just a job for stupid people, apparently our troops have gone from heroes, some of the most amazing people I've ever met, to just, they are just illiterate, they are just stupid.  There are two Americans.  There are two Americas.  There's the elitist America that hates this country, that hates capitalism, that so looks down their nose at the rest of us and then there are those of us who don't even care what those boobs say.  "Just get out of my way, will you?  I'm busy creating something over here."  There's a people who are actually doing it every day.  We're living it every day.  And then there's people like Stephen King.  This is actual audio from the Library of Congress yesterday.  Listen to this.

KING:  Reading -- I don't want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV but the fact is that if you can read, you can walk into a job later on.  If you don't, then you got the army, Iraq, I don't know, something like that.  It's not as bright.  So that's my little commercial for that.

GLENN:  Stop.


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GLENN:  Stop.  You've got to be kidding me.  I admire the people in our military.  I've yet to meet a dummy in our military.  By the way, that's taking down two of my family members.  One in the army, one in the Navy.  Thank you.  Thank you for telling them that they're stupid.  I'm sorry that they can write, you know, 1500 page novels about somebody killing somebody with a butcher knife.  Sorry.  Have you read the end of it, Stephen King?  Please.  A giant spider?  It's a giant spider? Don't tell me I'm stupid, please.

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GLENN:  I'm just calling Marcus Luttrell because Stephen King said, you know, you're really stupid, you might end up in the army.  He didn't say the Navy SEALs.  Marcus Luttrell, the author of Lone Survivor.

CALLER:  Hey, this is Marcus, can't get to the phone right now, leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.

GLENN:  Marcus, I don't know if you heard about the comment from Stephen King, but I wanted to talk to you about it.  I know I'm speaking slowly, but you apparently are a slow learner.  So call me.  That's something to do on the telephone, tele-phone.  You don't have to worry about spelling it, but when you look at your telephone, just ask somebody to point it out to you.  Push the 1 button and then 888, that looks like a snake eating itself, 888, that's three 8s, but I don't want to use you, just push the 8 button three times.  I'm sorry.  I keep saying 3.  Forget about the 3.  It's just a 1.  And then you push 888.  Don't worry about how many times.  Just do it like that, 888.  And then 7 -- that's right next to the 8, the 2 -- right next to the 1 -- then back to the 7, which is the second seven.  You can remember that because of the 2, but that might be a little too complex for somebody like you.  And then Beck.  Forget about it.  I know you wrote that number one best seller but you probably don't know how to spell.  So just, I'll call you later, Marcus.  Thanks.  If you hear a ringing, just pick it up.  Not the whole phone, just the hand part.  No, don't pick up the whole phone -- are you there?  Maybe you are there just listening but you don't know.  Marcus, this voice is Glenn.  I'm not in this little box there on your table.  I'm actually calling from another state and I'm just calling, just -- I'll see you in a couple of weeks, Marcus.  I mean, I don't even know.  I mean, he'll never understand that.  He won't know what to do.  He is probably standing in his kitchen right now going, duh, duh, I don't know -- because as Stephen King said, you know, you're going to be a dummy if you get into the army.

STU:  You know, it actually crossed my mind for a second as you were doing that, maybe you should just e-mail him.  Can you imagine a soldier answering e-mail?  He can't read, he doesn't know about computers.  How would you even know how to plug in a computer?

GLENN:  Because you're a soldier.  I mean, oh.  It's a good thing that we have Stephen King around, isn't it, and John Kerry?  And all of these people that are smarter than us?  How long -- Stu, how long will it be before someone in the New York Times writes that Barack Obama is just too smart for the average American?

STU:  Right.

GLENN:  They don't understand him.

STU:  If he doesn't succeed, that will clearly be the cause.

GLENN:  It will be.  He's just too far ahead of us slowpokes.  He's just, he's too enlightened, he's too smart, he's too nonracist for all of us dumb, backward racists.

STU:  Especially if he gets beaten by that soldier John McCain who can't even read.

GLENN:  I don't think John McCain can read.  He's a dummy, you know.

STU:  Stephen King said so.  He wrote Pet Cemetery.

GLENN:  Did you read Pet -- well, I didn't read Pet Cemetery because I can't read, but I saw the movie and it was pretty good.  And isn't he the guy who wrote that other really good book about the car that drives itself?

STU:  The killer car?

GLENN:  Yeah, it was almost like Kit and Night Rider?  Wow, that was a great show.

STU:  But a really mean Kit and Night Rider.

GLENN:  Night Rider was like upstairs/downstairs for us dummies.

An Afghan interpreter who helped save then-Sen. Joe Biden's life in 2008 was among those stranded in Afghanistan after Biden's troop withdrawal. He has now escaped the country with his family, but not with President Biden's help.

Thanks to private organizations, including The Nazarene Fund, the interpreter and his family have now been rescued.

Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn Beck share the details:

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A shocking new report by The Daily Wire reveals that the furious father whose arrest at a school board meeting likely sparked the call for the FBI to investigate anti-CRT parents like domestic terrorists was furious for good reasons: The Loudoun County School Board allegedly tried to cover up his daughter's rape.

Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the incident and explain why he joined 60 lawmakers in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding answers for why the FBI is targeting parents.

"We want to know ... what kind of coordination took place between the White House, activist groups and teachers unions, and the Department of Justice," Stewart told Glenn. "Because we have evidence that there was [coordination] and, in fact, that the White House are the ones who initiated this. They asked for these activist groups to write this inflammatory letter to the Department of Justice saying they were 'intimidated' and that they 'felt threatened', giving the Department of Justice Attorney General Garland, the excuse to say, 'Okay, well, we have to respond'."

Stewart went on to say he believes the federal government would only involve the FBI in such an issue if its purpose is to silence and intimidate parents concerned about the "poison" being taught to their kids in school. So, what can he and the other representatives who disagree with the Biden administration's overreach of power do to stop it?

Watch the video clip below to hear Stewart explain:

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Taiwan's Foreign Minister Joseph Wu is now warning that his nation is preparing for war with China after Beijing flew a record number of warplanes over Taiwanese territory. Wu reached out to another country for help, but it wasn't the United States.

In a video, Wu urged Australia to help prepare for a possible invasion, but gave the U.S. no mention.

"The defense of Taiwan is in our own hands, and we are absolutely committed to that. And if China is going to launch a war against Taiwan, we will fight until the end. And that is our commitment. And, of course, during this period of time, we would like to exchange with other countries for security cooperation," Wu said on ABC News In-depth's China Tonight program. "We would like to engage in security or intelligence exchanges with other like-minded partners, Australia included, so that Taiwan is better prepared to deal with the war situation. And so far, our relations with Australia is very good. And that is what we appreciate it for."

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere discussed whether or not America would do anything during such a conflict — because it sure seems like President Joe Biden is more focused on working with China to fight climate change. Plus, why did China just cut off all cryptocurrency?

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On "Glenn TV" tonight, Glenn Beck heads to the chalkboard to reveal how the fundamental transformation of America has already begun by turning the Declaration of Independence upside down.

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You never hear the Left talk about the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights any more, unless it's to "reimagine" the Constitution or slap a "harmful content" warning on our founding documents. Seriously. The National Archives said while its website label wasn't targeting the Constitution specifically, "some of the materials presented here may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions." The Left finds basic, guaranteed rights so offensive they now spend all of their time on workarounds to deal with America's annoying founding documents.

Watch the full episode of "Glenn TV" below to see Glenn outline the aggressive unconstitutional abuses "King Biden" is jamming down our throats and teaches Americans how we can defend against presidential tyranny.

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