| The Christmas Sweater: A Picture Book|
By Glenn Beck
VOICE: Ladies and gentlemen, it's indoctrination Tuesday.
GLENN: Yes, it's indoctrination Tuesday where we can indoctrinate actually this is more like a vaccine. That's what this show is. More of a vaccine so you are not indoctrinated.
PAT: Yeah, we give you a little indoctrination so that you are indoctrinated against the bad indoctrination.
GLENN: Is that what it is?
GLENN: How does that work again?
PAT: It's a little bit of an indoctrination so that you've got that indoctrination in your system, you can find out the other indoctrination.
GLENN: Got it. Okay.
PAT: It's good indoctrination.
GLENN: Yeah. And actually we're starting young. Where is the book? We're starting young. Today
PAT: We had like nine copies oh, we do have one. There it is. Beautiful.
GLENN: This book is disappearing like crazy.
PAT: Is it?
GLENN: Yeah. I mean, from the
PAT: Oh, from here.
GLENN: From here, yeah. It's actually, it's out in bookstores today. It's a brand new book, The Christmas Sweater. It is the picture book for kids.
PAT: The illustration is unbelievable. Absolutely world class.
GLENN: Yeah. Brandon Dorman is the guy who did the illustration and he an award winning illustrator. It is really, really great. I kind of made it feel like my childhood from the 1960s and 1970s.
GLENN: And it's just a great story. It is the story of the Christmas Sweater without all the really freaky sad parts. And it's a story about, you know, how you don't always get you know, kids don't always get what they want for Christmas. Sometimes they get something much, much better. The story of belief and the story of faith and the story of love. The Christmas Sweater for kids now in bookstores everywhere starting today. Indoctrinate your kids from an early, early age on the real meaning of Christmas. It ain't the toys, it ain't the stuff. It is the magic and the love of the holiday season.
PAT: And this way you don't need a needle and you don't need to shoot anything up their nose.
PAT: Just, you know, it's a pleasant experience.
GLENN: It doesn't come with a chip where they can track you. Oops, did I say that out loud?
PAT: Yeah, unfortunately you did.
GLENN: Gosh darn it.
PAT: Glenn Beck says it's going to contain a chip that controls your mind.
GLENN: No, no, it doesn't... yet.