Stu the Swinger?
GLENN: Anyway, so you went to Michael Bublé.
STU: Yes, I did.
GLENN: The first time. I've only been recommending this for three years?
STU: What are you talking -- oh, I'm sorry I don't get to jetset around the country.
GLENN: Oh, you don't jetset around the country. He's been to town several times.
STU: I didn't make it. I mean, I made it to this one.
GLENN: You know why? Because you don't love your wife. That's why.
STU: No, believe me. The last thing, after seeing this concert the last thing I want to do is let my wife anywhere near Michael Bublé. Don't want to get that relationship going.
GLENN: May I, I don't need -- did you reap any benefits from Michael Bublé?
STU: Well, I mean, I have to say that I was --
GLENN: You know what? No, no, no. Gentlemen never discuss this. Just cough.
STU: Well, I can't cough. I was in a room with mixed company.
GLENN: You were what?
STU: I was in a room with friends. I mean, not to mention my wife had --
GLENN: What kind of weird Governor Spitzer thing is this turning into?
STU: Well, I mean, again I don't jetset around the country and it's very expensive.
GLENN: Hang on, hang on. Are you telling me you, your wife, and someone else shared a room in Atlantic City?
STU: Glenn, when rooms are as expensive as they are at the fabulous Borgata, yes, a lot of times people share rooms. Again not jetsetting around the country.
DAN: Glenn, I have to interject here and call Stu out on something around here. Not jetting around the country, how many Super Bowls have you gone to?
GLENN: And I can show America his pay stub. I'm the one who has control of his pay stub. I can show it. Don't try to paint me into an elitist.
STU: No, I'm just saying that -- and by the way, all those games, again because they're very expensive, rooms have been shared with other people.
GLENN: But it was you and another guy. I totally understand that. You and another guy go to the Super Bowl. That's totally -- it's the Super Bowl. I get it. You going to see a Michael Bublé concert that's -- I mean, Dan.
GLENN: Is this comedy gold?
DAN: This is comedy gold.
GLENN: Stu goes to a Michael Bublé concert and then has a sleepover.
GLENN: Well, there is --
STU: This is one of the worst arguments I've ever heard.
GLENN: Stu is having a -- was it girl, girl, guy or was it guy, guy, girl this weekend, Stu?
STU: Neither of those two would describe it well. So to answer that question neither one is accurate.
GLENN: Wait a minute. How many people were staying in your hotel room after the Michael Bublé concert?
STU: It was a total room with multiple beds in which I was in with a wife and a friend.
GLENN: For multiple partners, I guess.
STU: That doesn't make any sense. You just completely disproved your argument. If it was for multiple partners, you wouldn't need two beds.
GLENN: Well, unless you guys were so incredibly active, you know.
STU: Yeah, keep reaching. Yeah, I got it. Keep going.
GLENN: So anyway, so you were with how many people this weekend?
STU: Well, we were there. We also met another couple down there, friends of ours.
GLENN: Oh. So it wasn't -- so it wasn't girl, girl, guy action. It was wife-swapping which explains now the two beds.
STU: This doesn't -- no, they weren't sleeping in the room. We just met them for dinner.
GLENN: Of course they weren't sleeping.
DAN: Was there an ad on Craig's list for this weekend or what?
GLENN: I mean, Stu, how have we lost you to the Spitzer world?
STU: I don't think you have, Glenn.
GLENN: You've gone all -- well, of course not. You know, you wouldn't pay for the expensive hookers. You just get them for free, I guess.
STU: This is such a strange argument coming from two people that I have specifically shared hotel rooms with in the past. Two people, both Glenn and Dan I have, with my wife and -- I don't think I've ever -- if Dan's ever --
STU: But Glenn has. So this is a very --
GLENN: Wait a minute here. I've slept with you and your wife?
STU: Yep, in the same -- by your definition we pretty much had a threesome.
GLENN: What scenario was that?
STU: It's happened several times.
GLENN: Come on.
STU: Yes, in a hotel room as well. What happens, Glenn, is when --
GLENN: No, no, no, no, no.
GLENN: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What you're claiming now is when you and your wife stay over at my house.
STU: Nope, not what I'm claiming. Get your memory fired up there, Glenn.
GLENN: What are you claiming?
STU: I'm claiming that I've had at least one time that I can remember staying in the same hotel room with your wife and you.
GLENN: Now it was, you know, -- first it was several, now it was one. Where was it? Give it to me. Give it to me. Where?
STU: New York City, Millennium Hilton, across the street from what was at that point still the World Trade Center.
DAN: Must have been bad. You sound like you've blocked it out of your memory bank.
GLENN: Stu, you have got to be kidding me.
STU: Uh-huh. Why am I kidding? Because it's true and now you are trying to back off?
GLENN: No, no, no. Because at that time the poverty cry worked.
STU: Oh, did it?
STU: Did it work, Mr. You were probably still making more than I'm making now. Did it work?
GLENN: No, I was not making more.
STU: Did it, sir?
STU: Look, when you're Glenn Beck it's okay to just go wherever you want and pay whatever you want for whatever we get.
DAN: This is typical liberal argument right here by Stu. He is just deflecting it back on you, Glenn. I think he's done a --
STU: You have done the same thing before. You can't come out and accuse me. I am saying here that I had wonderful --
GLENN: You know what it is? You know what it is, Dan?
GLENN: You know what it is? He's the stereotypical swinger who, you know, is bred into swinging.
GLENN: And, you know, he can't -- you know, he doesn't see it. He doesn't see it coming. He just, you know, he sees what he wants to see.
DAN: And then this is just how he's been bred to react to these types of situations.
GLENN: This is the way he is bred to react. He can't really hold it against me.
STU: Let's just make this a little bit more broad so I understand. Anyone in the audience who's ever gone away on a weekend and slept in a hotel room with someone else to keep costs down is a swinger. Now, I just want to make sure that your -- everybody in your audience, I'm sure there's no one out there who's done that.
GLENN: That's not what I'm saying. Is that what I'm saying, Dan?
DAN: You've got to consider. It's Michael Bublé.
STU: And also went to a casino to gamble.
GLENN: Hang on a sec. Let's put it into context. So Stu and his wife go to -- they want a romantic weekend. They go to --
STU: I'm sorry, you flew there that last part of the sentence there that were just fabricating.
GLENN: Okay. Go to a Michael Bublé concert and, you know, get all liquored up, I'm sure, and then bring their friends along and then they all stay in the room. But all of their friends.
STU: Friends, plural, already incorrect again.
GLENN: Okay. So it is just the one friend.
STU: That's what I've said, yes, several times. We met another couple for dinner. Yes, we met another couple for dinner.
GLENN: So staying in the room. May I ask, the guy who is staying in your room, does he make more money than you do?
STU: I would say probably yes.
GLENN: If I know this individual, this person is making a substantial -- is the wealthiest 1%.
STU: He is definitely the wealthiest 1%.
GLENN: He is the wealthiest 1%. So the argument of, what, your listeners can't relate to sharing a room? No, they can't. They can't relate to the wealthiest 1% going to a Michael Bublé concert and then trying to cover their tracks by saying --
STU: Cover their -- what am I covering?
GLENN: Dan, are you hearing this?
DAN: This is pretty damning evidence here, Glenn.
GLENN: I can't believe this came out at the end of the show. What we have on our staff. And you know what? You will stand trial in a freak jury tomorrow.
STU: Well, of course. Look at the way you are presenting this.
GLENN: I'm just saying.
STU: The facts are clear.
GLENN: You will stand trial tomorrow.
STU: Dan is the worst example of this. I've shared more hotel rooms with Dan Andros than probably my own wife.
DAN: This is just slanderous. This is just slanderous right here.
GLENN: And you know what, Dan?
GLENN: When you were going, probably when you shared rooms, first of all -- because you guys have known each other since you were teenagers.
DAN: Right. Before that.
GLENN: So you were probably doing that. Hey, experimentation happens.
GLENN: You were also -- you also probably -- you know, I understand it. You go to the Super Bowl. You go to a baseball game or whatever, you go with a buddy and you are like, come on, let's just share a room.
STU: Something like a casino or something.
GLENN: Not with a Michael Bublé concert.
STU: Sorry. I like Michael Bublé.
GLENN: And your wife. My wife would not share a room with another guy. Dan would your wife do it?
DAN: Yeah, that wouldn't happen.
STU: Your wife has done it. I was there. It's happened.
STU: Not you, Andros. I'm talking to Beck.
GLENN: Did we go see Michael Bublé that night?
STU: No, we had a nice tour around the city and a nice romantic dinner together. Yes, you did. I absolutely did. Thank you. It was really nice. In fact, you paid.
GLENN: He's interpreted a dinner with another guy and his wife as romantic.
STU: No, it was romantic. It was nice music.
GLENN: We're not swingers. We don't follow your lifestyle. We don't understand your lifestyle. It's wrong.
STU: No, it was, it was nice romantic music, it was an expensive dinner. I believe it was at a rotating restaurant or something of the sort. I mean, it was beautiful. A nice walk through the city.
GLENN: So anyway, how is Michael Bublé, Mr. Swinger?
STU: You think I'm answering that now? You're crazy.
DAN: Because that will just be more damning evidence.
GLENN: You know what he said before we even went on the air? He said, I went to the Michael Bublé concert. He said, it's fantastic. He said, you've never described anything more accurately than a Michael Bublé concert.
STU: He's really funny. It was almost part standup comedy. It was fantastic.
GLENN: I want to remind the audience that part of what I described was the benefits of a Michael Bublé concert.
STU: You joked about the benefits. You talked about that.
GLENN: Exactly right. Exactly right.
STU: That -- I just said the opposite of you and you just said, exactly right. Listen to that argument from the beginning.
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STU: Exactly right to what was said even if it disagrees with you.
GLENN: "You know what, if it doesn't work with my wife, hey, I got this other guy who's sleeping in the bed next to me."