Brady's bunch...of models



GLENN: 888-727-BECK. 888-727-BECK. Do I go to Hillary Clinton and she's a victim, she's a victim, I'm the strongest woman in the world, I'm a victim? Do I do that, or do I go to Gisele, the hot model that no longer wants to be paid in dollars? I'm not -- I'm not really sure.

Stu, hot model no longer in dollars or Hillary Clinton, I'm a victim, I'm the strongest woman in the world?

STU: I can't tell the difference between the stories, Glenn. You said hot model and Hillary Clinton. Which story's which?

GLENN: I don't know. Which one? Hey, you are not judging, (you're not judging, are you? You're not -- they're all the same. There's no difference between people and --

STU: Hot model here.

GLENN: Hot model?

STU: Hot model.

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GLENN: This is kind of a change story. Isn't this Tiger Woods' babe?

STU: No.

GLENN: Who's that?

DAN: That's Elin Nordegren.

GLENN: I love her.

DAN: Not that I'm up on my supermodels.

GLENN: Not that I have them ranked on my myspace page. So she's decided that she doesn't want to be paid anymore in U.S. dollars. Where is she from, Gisele? Isn't that what you go hunting for in the mountains of, like, Wyoming? I'm going Gisele hunting.

STU: That's more where what you go hunting for in bars in Paris.

DAN: She's from Germany, no? I mean, not that it's on my profile.

GLENN: What's her last name?

STU: No, she's a Brazilian supermodel.


STU: It does look like a German name, I should say.

GLENN: What's the last name? Hang on, wait a second. A German in Brazil? No!

STU: Usually they try to keep a lot more under the radar than this.

GLENN: She's not blonde hair, blue eyes, is she?

So anyway, the Brazilian German supermodel is asking for her papers to be anything but American. She wants to be paid in Euros. She doesn't have confidence in the U.S. dollar, which makes me ask a couple of questions. I've been saying that we should worry about the dollar. Now I get backing from a Brazilian supermodel? First question: Hurts my case, doesn't it, Stu?

STU: Definitely does.

GLENN: Second question is, maybe it doesn't. Maybe if the Brazilian supermodel can figure it out. No.

STU: Well, here's the thing, Glenn. This is not just any Brazilian supermodel. This is the one that was hooking up with Tom Brady. So I mean, she's hooked up to the right quarterback. As supermodel you are -- it's part of your right to life to date a quarterback.

GLENN: Imagine she's -- is this the one who had the --

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: The baby?

STU: She had the baby and then right after they broke up, she found out she was pregnant.

GLENN: That is so great.

STU: So hot, great American love story.

GLENN: It really is. You know, you've got the unwed couple, she's hot, she's, you know, having babies. I don't even think he came back for the birth of the baby. He was with some other model, right? In some sun-drenched town? That's a beautiful, tender story. He's still real popular, isn't he?

GLENN: Tom Brady? (Stu)

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: Won the big game, proving Moron Trivia incorrect, by the way, at the same time. But they are now undefeated and continue for quite some time.

GLENN: Is he a good guy?

STU: He's seen as a little bit of a playboy but I don't see -- outside of that it's -- I mean, as far as sports thing goes, I haven't seen any -- I haven't seen him -- he hasn't hung any dogs from a jungle gym lately.

GLENN: We really have, beef lowered the bar, (we've lowered the bar, haven't we?

STU: Oh, God, yeah.

GLENN: I mean, we've really lowered the bar. Tom Brady, you know, the all-American guy, out knocking up pregnant -- you know, knocking up models, not showing up for the -- you know, not showing up for the birth. I'm sure he's giving, you know, money for the kid but that's the problem with our society. I mean, it's just all about the money and, you know, how about being a dad? How about being there the whole time? How about saying for the 400th time, poopy in the potty? You know what I mean?

STU: Look at you. You just, this little Norman Rockwell America you believe you live in.

GLENN: Yeah, yeah, I do.

STU: You expect sports stars to show up for father hood?

GLENN: No, but --

STU: Touchdown passes?

GLENN: But here's the thing. I mean, isn't he still kind of known as one of the real good guys?

DAN: He's a nice guy. Just has a little proclivity for supermodels.

STU: He is level known as a playboy, I would say.

GLENN: There's a difference being a playboy and just having children out of wedlock. I know, I know that is taking the Norman Rockwell bar and lowering it yet even again, you know, but I mean, okay. So you're -- you know, you're a football star and you're going to go, you know, bed supermodels, okay, not the greatest, but can you not -- can you -- here's an idea. Try a condom. I mean, maybe, maybe he's from Boston. Maybe, you know, Ted Kennedy didn't have a condom program for football stars.

STU: That's a good point.

GLENN: And he was like, how did I know? There wasn't some government program that said I should use a condom.

STU: By the way, Glenn, every female I know is instant messaging me telling me it wasn't Gisele who was pregnant. She's the one who came into the picture when his old girlfriend was pregnant. So he was with the old girlfriend -- Bridget Moynihan, am I rate? Am I getting this right? Sarah is one of the women I know. So she was --

GLENN: Who's Bridget Moynihan?

STU: You would know her.

GLENN: Really? Is she a model or is she like Patrick Moynihan's daughter, which would be a bad thing?

STU: She's an actress, right? She's an actress. So they were together and they broke up and now he's with Gisele, the Gisele not the thing you hunt but the actual woman and she -- the old Bridget Moynihan is having the kid. Are you confused?

GLENN: Yes, I am. Here's the deal. The hot supermodel from Brazil no longer wants to be paid in American dollars and apparently she's not alone. There are a lot of celebrities -- what a surprise. There are a lot of celebrities that don't want to be paid in American dollars. I just wish before I sign this contract, I wish I would have known that was an option. I could have just been paid in pesos. It would have been seat.

STU: We should let all the celebrities know, though, Glenn, if you don't want to be paid in American dollars, we will take them off your hands. Just so you know. 


On Monday's episode of "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn opened up about the tragic death of his brother-in-law, Vincent Colonna Jr., who passed away unexpectedly on April 5. He also shared some of the important thoughts and insights he's learned through the grieving process.

"Last Monday, I was sitting in this chair ... the two-minute warning comes and Stu said to me, 'You ready for the show?'' ... And that's when my wife [Tania] came to the door of the studio here at our house and said, 'I...' and she held the phone up. And then she collapsed on the floor in tears," Glenn began. "Tania's brother had passed. To say this was a shock, is an understatement."

Glenn described his brother-in-law as having "a servant's spirit."

"He was always the guy who lit up the room. He was always the guy helping others. He would never stop, because he was always helping others," Glenn said of Vincent. "He was on the school board. He was a little league coach. He was the soccer coach. He helped build the church. He took care of the lawn of the church. He was constantly doing things, raising money for charity, working over here, helping to organize this. But he was never the guy in the spotlight. He was just the guy doing it, and you had no idea how much he had done because he never talked about it.

"We also didn't know how much mental anguish he was in because he never talked about it. And last Monday morning, after spending Easter with the family ... he killed himself. This is now the third family member of mine that has gone through this. And I keep seeing it play out over and over and over again, in exactly the same way."

Glenn described his thoughts as he, Tania, and her family struggled to come to grips with the devastating loss.

"I learned some really important things as I was watching this wake. I'm seeing these people from all walks of life ... the people that were there, were there because [Vince] made a difference in their life. He was a true servant. As I'm watching this, all that kept going through my mind was, 'by their fruits, ye shall know them.' The fruits of his labor were on display. He was a servant all the time. All the time ... he found a way to love everybody.

"There are two great commandments: Love God with all your heart and mind and soul. And love your neighbor. So those two great commandments boil down to: Love truth. Because that's what God is," Glenn said.

"Love thy neighbor. That's where joy comes from. The opposite of joy is despair, and that is the complete absence of hope ... and how do you find joy? You find joy by rooting yourself in the truth. Even if that's a truth you don't want to accept. Accept the truth," he added. "But we have to stop saying that there's nothing we can do. What are we going to do? Well, here's the first thing: stop living a lie."

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After imprisoning a pastor for refusing to follow COVID-19 restrictions, Canadian officials barricaded his church. And when some church members retaliated by tearing down part of the fence, Canadian Mounties arrived in riot gear.

Rebel News Founder Ezra Levant joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to give his insight on the crazy situation. He described the new, armed police presence surrounding GraceLife Church in Edmonton, Alberta, and how it not only encouraged hundreds of protesters to stand with the church in support but forced congregation members underground to worship as well.

What's happening is eerily similar to what occurs everyday in China, Levant says, and it must stop. Who would have thought this type of tyranny would be so close to home?

Watch the video below to hear Ezra describe the religious persecution taking place in Canada.

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Enough prayers? Why is supposed Catholic Joe Biden suggesting that Congress ought to stop praying for after someone commits acts of gun violence?

On Friday, Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray filled in for Glenn and discussed President Joe Biden's remarks during his speech on gun control. "Enough prayers. Time for some action," Biden said. Stu and Pat were surprised how dismissive Biden appeared to be on the idea of prayer.

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Just days after Canadian pastor James Coates was released from prison for refusing to bow to COVID-19 lockdown restrictions, several police officers showed up at another church to ensure restrictions were being followed. But Polish pastor Artur Pawlowski of the Cave of Adullam Church in Alberta, Canada, knew his rights, telling the cops not to come back until they had a warrant in hand.

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere played a video of the interaction.

"Please get out. Please get out of this property immediately. Get out!" Pawlowski can be heard yelling at the six officers who entered his church.

"Out! Out! Out! Get out of this property immediately until you come back with a warrant," he continued. "Go out and don't come back. I don't want to talk to you. You Nazis, Gestapo is not allowed here! ... Nazis are not welcome here! Do not come back you Nazi psychopaths. Unbelievable sick, evil people. Intimidating people in a church during the Passover! You Gestapo, Nazi, communist fascists! Don't you dare come back here!"

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