GLENN BECK PROGRAM
GLENN: 888-727-BECK. 888-727-BECK. Do I go to Hillary Clinton and she's a victim, she's a victim, I'm the strongest woman in the world, I'm a victim? Do I do that, or do I go to Gisele, the hot model that no longer wants to be paid in dollars? I'm not -- I'm not really sure.
Stu, hot model no longer in dollars or Hillary Clinton, I'm a victim, I'm the strongest woman in the world?
STU: I can't tell the difference between the stories, Glenn. You said hot model and Hillary Clinton. Which story's which?
GLENN: I don't know. Which one? Hey, you are not judging, (you're not judging, are you? You're not -- they're all the same. There's no difference between people and --
STU: Hot model here.
GLENN: Hot model?
STU: Hot model.
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GLENN: This is kind of a change story. Isn't this Tiger Woods' babe?
GLENN: Who's that?
DAN: That's Elin Nordegren.
GLENN: I love her.
DAN: Not that I'm up on my supermodels.
GLENN: Not that I have them ranked on my myspace page. So she's decided that she doesn't want to be paid anymore in U.S. dollars. Where is she from, Gisele? Isn't that what you go hunting for in the mountains of, like, Wyoming? I'm going Gisele hunting.
STU: That's more where what you go hunting for in bars in Paris.
DAN: She's from Germany, no? I mean, not that it's on my profile.
GLENN: What's her last name?
STU: No, she's a Brazilian supermodel.
STU: It does look like a German name, I should say.
GLENN: What's the last name? Hang on, wait a second. A German in Brazil? No!
STU: Usually they try to keep a lot more under the radar than this.
GLENN: She's not blonde hair, blue eyes, is she?
So anyway, the Brazilian German supermodel is asking for her papers to be anything but American. She wants to be paid in Euros. She doesn't have confidence in the U.S. dollar, which makes me ask a couple of questions. I've been saying that we should worry about the dollar. Now I get backing from a Brazilian supermodel? First question: Hurts my case, doesn't it, Stu?
STU: Definitely does.
GLENN: Second question is, maybe it doesn't. Maybe if the Brazilian supermodel can figure it out. No.
STU: Well, here's the thing, Glenn. This is not just any Brazilian supermodel. This is the one that was hooking up with Tom Brady. So I mean, she's hooked up to the right quarterback. As supermodel you are -- it's part of your right to life to date a quarterback.
GLENN: Imagine she's -- is this the one who had the --
GLENN: The baby?
STU: She had the baby and then right after they broke up, she found out she was pregnant.
GLENN: That is so great.
STU: So hot, great American love story.
GLENN: It really is. You know, you've got the unwed couple, she's hot, she's, you know, having babies. I don't even think he came back for the birth of the baby. He was with some other model, right? In some sun-drenched town? That's a beautiful, tender story. He's still real popular, isn't he?
GLENN: Tom Brady? (Stu)
STU: Won the big game, proving Moron Trivia incorrect, by the way, at the same time. But they are now undefeated and continue for quite some time.
GLENN: Is he a good guy?
STU: He's seen as a little bit of a playboy but I don't see -- outside of that it's -- I mean, as far as sports thing goes, I haven't seen any -- I haven't seen him -- he hasn't hung any dogs from a jungle gym lately.
GLENN: We really have, beef lowered the bar, (we've lowered the bar, haven't we?
STU: Oh, God, yeah.
GLENN: I mean, we've really lowered the bar. Tom Brady, you know, the all-American guy, out knocking up pregnant -- you know, knocking up models, not showing up for the -- you know, not showing up for the birth. I'm sure he's giving, you know, money for the kid but that's the problem with our society. I mean, it's just all about the money and, you know, how about being a dad? How about being there the whole time? How about saying for the 400th time, poopy in the potty? You know what I mean?
STU: Look at you. You just, this little Norman Rockwell America you believe you live in.
GLENN: Yeah, yeah, I do.
STU: You expect sports stars to show up for father hood?
GLENN: No, but --
STU: Touchdown passes?
GLENN: But here's the thing. I mean, isn't he still kind of known as one of the real good guys?
DAN: He's a nice guy. Just has a little proclivity for supermodels.
STU: He is level known as a playboy, I would say.
GLENN: There's a difference being a playboy and just having children out of wedlock. I know, I know that is taking the Norman Rockwell bar and lowering it yet even again, you know, but I mean, okay. So you're -- you know, you're a football star and you're going to go, you know, bed supermodels, okay, not the greatest, but can you not -- can you -- here's an idea. Try a condom. I mean, maybe, maybe he's from Boston. Maybe, you know, Ted Kennedy didn't have a condom program for football stars.
STU: That's a good point.
GLENN: And he was like, how did I know? There wasn't some government program that said I should use a condom.
STU: By the way, Glenn, every female I know is instant messaging me telling me it wasn't Gisele who was pregnant. She's the one who came into the picture when his old girlfriend was pregnant. So he was with the old girlfriend -- Bridget Moynihan, am I rate? Am I getting this right? Sarah is one of the women I know. So she was --
GLENN: Who's Bridget Moynihan?
STU: You would know her.
GLENN: Really? Is she a model or is she like Patrick Moynihan's daughter, which would be a bad thing?
STU: She's an actress, right? She's an actress. So they were together and they broke up and now he's with Gisele, the Gisele not the thing you hunt but the actual woman and she -- the old Bridget Moynihan is having the kid. Are you confused?
GLENN: Yes, I am. Here's the deal. The hot supermodel from Brazil no longer wants to be paid in American dollars and apparently she's not alone. There are a lot of celebrities -- what a surprise. There are a lot of celebrities that don't want to be paid in American dollars. I just wish before I sign this contract, I wish I would have known that was an option. I could have just been paid in pesos. It would have been seat.
STU: We should let all the celebrities know, though, Glenn, if you don't want to be paid in American dollars, we will take them off your hands. Just so you know.