GLENN: I can't believe that it's Thanksgiving, I mean, it's ‑‑
GLENN: It's Halloween already.
GLENN: It's Halloween and, you know, I've got the kids dressing up and I was driving out. Have you seen the Halloween store right down the street, Pat, here in Times Square?
GLENN: Yeah, with the ‑‑
PAT: They get the costumes in the window and you've got that wide variety?
GLENN: Wide variety that you could be for guys, you could be Robinhood.
PAT: Oh, construction worker.
GLENN: You could be Superman?
PAT: Spider‑Man costumes, all kinds of stuff.
PAT: For women it's really diverse.
GLENN: It's really diverse. You could be a slut.
PAT: Or, you could be a slut.
GLENN: A slut, a slut. I do believe they have a whore outfit, too.
PAT: Technically, yes, I think there is a whore.
GLENN: A whore?
PAT: Or you could be ‑‑
GLENN: You know what? I want to call this place. I want to find out if you can actually get the whore. Because you can get the slutty nurse, the slutty Wonder Woman, you can get the slutty pirate wench, you could get the ‑‑ I'm trying to think of some of the other things that they have.
PAT: I think they actually have a street walker outfit.
GLENN: I'm not sure.
PAT: I think it was just a whore.
GLENN: Maybe it's in Times Square, you might have seen just the actual ‑‑
PAT: Could be.
GLENN: I'm looking at this ‑‑ I mean, Sarah.
PAT: Have you seen that, Sarah? I mean, every outfit.
GLENN: Everything for women is just, just a slut.
SARAH: Yep, even the prison guard.
GLENN: Yeah, yeah.
PAT: Oh, there's a prison guard slut, that's right.
GLENN: The police officer.
PAT: Which one did you get, Sarah?
GLENN: Which slut are you?
SARAH: I got the slutty vampire.
GLENN: The slutty vampire.
PAT: I forgot about the slutty vampire. Hey, but guys could be Spock. Guys could be Spock. They have got the whole ‑‑ and he's fully clothed. He's got all of it. He's fully clothed and it comes with the ears.
PAT: Doesn't even show chest hair which is ‑‑
GLENN: Right, right. Or you can be the hot slutty nurse. So ‑‑
PAT: But I mean, the variety just doesn't end.
GLENN: It doesn't end.
PAT: So a lot of diversity there.
GLENN: I want to know if there's anything that's not slutty for women for Halloween. And it's truly amazing. It's truly amazing when you look at it.
PAT: We've got to call them because ‑‑
GLENN: You are thinking maybe they are out, you don't want them to run out of slutty outfits?
PAT: Right, yeah.
GLENN: For your wife?
PAT: Jackie's really into that. So look what I got?
GLENN: Hey, honey, you're going to be the hot, slutty nurse. I'm going to be Spock.
PAT: Can you imagine that?
GLENN: You know, part of the thing is, part of the problem is that our wives generally don't want to see us in anything kind of skimpy.
PAT: Anything slutty, no, no.
GLENN: No. They are like, can you ‑‑ you know, hey, you're Spock. Can you put a blanket over your head, too?