Stu "I was waiting until we killed Osama before getting serious" Burguiere
Week 6 -1.21%
In the second biggest story of the week, I actually did pretty well on the Fatty Five Challenge, leading to a bizarre realization. This is the lowest I've weighed since the Clinton administration. That's not something to be proud of, it just means I've been a fatter, lazier slob for longer than I remembered. Or it means that my unfortunate growth in size was George W. Bush's fault. Yep--I blame Bush.
Kevin “Top 40% of Participants” Balfe
Week 6 -0.23%
Fun Fact: I was the only other member of the Fatty Five (besides Stu) to lose weight last week. That’s right, only 40% of the members of a weight-loss competition actually lost any weight. Even worse, if you add up the gain/loss from all members last week the group lost a total of zero pounds, which leads me to wonder: what would’ve happened we WEREN’T in the middle of a major weight-loss competition?