I am not a guy who will be supporting Donald Trump for president. I am also not a guy who considers his candidacy to be serious in any way.
Here are 3 serious reasons:
And, if you are actually thinking of supporting Trump, I beg of you--listen to this interview. Watch Donald Trumps republican nomination disappear in six minutes. With crap like this out there, I simply don't believe he will actually run. He has absolutely no chance of winning the republican nomination. None.
But, who wants serious reasons when you can have ridiculous ones? Yesterday, Brian Sack tweeted something about the Trump doctrine. After retweeting his initial idea, I came up with my own, and then everything snowballed. Here are our attempts to define the Trump Doctrine. Please feel free to tweet some of your own as well... #trumpdoctrine
brian_sack Brian Sack
Protect this country's supply of brass. #trumpdoctrine
STU_GBPSTU BURGUIERE
Cease all imports except for Eastern Bloc women. #trumpdoctrine
iwasawildone Shawna
Hairplugs covered by HCR #trumpdoctrine
brian_sack Brian Sack
Double our strategic reserves of hubris. #trumpdoctrine
LJHerman LJ
Protect international naming rights for buildings. #trumpdoctrine
AnthonyBialy Anthony Bialy
Goodbye, White House; hello, Black Glass House #trumpdoctrine
brian_sack Brian Sack
Alimony-free divorce, as the Founding Fathers probably intended #trumpdoctrine
kbalfe Kevin Balfe
We make no distinction between real celebrities and those who harbor them on reality TV shows. #trumpdoctrine
STU_GBPSTU BURGUIERE
Minimum of one third of cabinet made up of former Miss Teen USA contestants. #TrumpDoctrine
LJHerman LJ
Mandatory prenups. #trumpdoctrine
kbalfe Kevin Balfe
The FCC forces broadcast networks to all carry USFL games in primetime for "the good of the country." #trumpdoctrine
LJHerman LJ
All wind power shall be used for hair styling. #trumpdoctrine
STU_GBPSTU BURGUIERE
Win the war on subtlety. #TrumpDoctrine
bloodless_coup bloodless coup
No smoking in any Trump properties. Screw cancer. My hair will catch fire. #trumpdoctrine
Tek_Roo Tek Roo
@STU_GBP @brian_sack Toupe Tape is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Constitution. #TrumpDoctrine
brian_sack Brian Sack
End all speeches by pointing at the camera and saying "Trump Out." #trumpdoctrine
BalfeC Colin Balfe
The White House rose garden is now a par 4. #TrumpDoctrine
ERIKmarto Erik Martin
#trumpdoctrine new intern selection process will air on NBC called "The Intern"
LJHerman LJ
End all cabinet meetings end with one staff member getting fired. #trumpdoctrine
BalfeC Colin Balfe
Make America profitable, then bankrupt us again. #TrumpDoctrine
BalfeC Colin Balfe
Make China show their birth certificate. Wait, what?! #TrumpDoctrine
LJHerman LJ
Rename White House Trump House. #TrumpDoctrine
miqcie Chris McConnell
#TrumpDoctrine Will pick chief of staff on the newest season of #apprentice
Brandon007 Brandon Reilly
Preemptive War-hair #TrumpDoctrine
Brandon007 Brandon Reilly
Little "You're fired!" decal on the Big Red Button #TrumpDoctrine
STU_GBPSTU BURGUIERE
Borrow $14 trillion. Bet on black. No more debt. #TrumpDoctrine