During The finale of American idol last night, which I have seen exactly zero minutes of this season, I started paying attention at one key moment and took to twitter (you can follow me at twitter.com/stu_gbp)
It was then I stumbled upon the ultimate, unbeatable ticket for 2012.
Sure, there are some constitutional problems here, but I'm willing to accept the 'living document' premise if it gets me Carrie Underwood speeches about lower taxes. With the help of our artist Paul Nunn , who certainly had nothing better to do, I present America's greatest hope for the future. Good luck dealing with this President Obama.