...until the end of the Fatty Five Challenge. Yeah, I've heard something about some show on Fox News ending around that time too, but who cares about that. This is the big time. A reminder--the challenge for 5 overweight dudes was to lose 8% of their body weight by July 1st. At stake, a large portion of money. Fail at the goal, lose the cash. Succeed, split the pot with everyone else who succeeds.
Here is where we stand...
Total Loss = 8.45%
Yes, I have crossed the finish line and currently just have to stop myself from falling back over it by next Friday. That will be difficult because of various concerts and parties I have scheduled for this weekend. Wish me luck. I will need it.
While the rest of the Fatty Five is anonymous unless they out themselves every week, I can say that along with myself, three other members have very solid chances of crossing the finish line, but none have done so yet. The fifth member is apparently building the drama as he has not reported his progress in the last couple of weeks. I'm still rooting for all of them to fail, so that I can have a romantic vacation with myself, paid for by them. I have a secret shipment of Hostess products coming their way at the last second to screw them up.