As the Weiner situation developed yesterday, I found it important to cover the Twitter based meltdown with Twitter based mockery. Make sure to stick to the end for the apparent new place of employment for Weiner.
You can follow me on twitter at twitter.com/stu_gbp Unfortunately, I don't typically tweet flexing pictures of my chest or junk shots. Sorry about that.
STU_GBP There's no way Weiner survives this...is there? http://ow.ly/5bkcP
STU_GBP Sad day in Weinerfacts land. http://ow.ly/5bm7O
STU_GBP RT @jwe3: @STU_GBP No doubt Glenn Beck and his robber baron friends at Gold Line were behind this vicious attack on Weiner.
STU_GBPRT @adamsbaldwin: BREAKING: #weinergate presser to commence prematurely.
STU_GBPPrediction: Weiner admits to it all, comes out as a swinger, and we spend the next 3 weeks being called intolerant of his lifestyle
STU_GBPWeiner is about to get crushed for playing yfrogger. #Weinergate
STU_GBP You have to admit--whoever did this was the best hacker ever. #Weinergate
STU_GBP Sure Weiner took a few pictures, but at least he didn't scam people into doubling their money in gold. #Weinergate
STU_GBP Side note-- Martin Bashir just did a horrible defense of his Palin flag comments. Hopefully Weiner has better material.
STU_GBP My main takeaway from the latest #Weinergate pics? I need to do some push-ups.
STU_GBP RT @jezipper: @STU_GBP This Twitter incident is not the sum total of Weiner's actions.
STU_GBP Something tells me the Sheraton is classier than the typical places Weiner takes his Weinerpics. #Weinergate
STU_GBP BREAKING: Weiner requests media only use Blackberries for photos. #Weinergate#Ehh#NotWorthFindingABetterWayToWordIt
STU_GBPRT @howardkurtz: To twerps demanding I cover Weiner scandal: Whole thing appears to be faked. Sometimes it pays to wait for the facts.
STU_GBPThis hurts Weiners campaign for mayor of New York. But it helps his chances for governor. #Weinergate
STU_GBP"I didn't see the pictures released today." NO CREDIBILITY.#Weinergate
STU_GBPWife knew about them before marriage. Then he kept doing them, only telling her about that part of it this morning. #Weinergate
STU_GBPReporter: "Where's your wife right now?" Weiner: "She's not here."#Weinergate
STU_GBPPhone sex was apparently "consensual." Glad he's officially ruling out phone rape. #Classy#Weinergate
STU_GBPWeiner absolves wife of responsibility for incident. That's nice of him. #Weinergate
STU_GBP RT @balfec: "They were all adults to the best of my knowledge." #Weinergate#HellomynameisChrisHansen
STU_GBP This underage women thing is not going to play well.. #Weinergate
STU_GBP BREAKING: Weiner says his Weinerpics are, in fact, constitutional. #Weinergate
STU_GBP "I don't know their ages." - Weiner. #Weinergate
STU_GBP Twitter is "something that I've found useful." #Weinergate
STU_GBP After watching his claims about Goldline, I can assure you the WeinerPics are at least the second sleeziest thing he's ever done.
STU_GBP "Anthony Weiner. That was the guy who last year was holding hearings calling me unethical." - @glennbeck
STU_GBP RT @danfosternro: "Sadly, the Internet is the predator's venue of choice today." http://www.weiner.house.gov/issue_display.aspx?id=844
STU_GBP BREAKING: Anthony Weiner signs long term contract to appear in Shake Weight commercials. #weinergate
If anyone wants to photoshop Weiner's Chest Flex pics and Shake Weight video (it just seems like a perfect fit, doesn't it?) feel free to email to Stu@glennbeck.com.