California poopin': You won't believe how much the 💩 Patrol makes

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California's crappy policies are now literally yielding crappy results. In just one week last month, the city of San Francisco logged over 16,000 complaints of human poop on the streets. Let me say that again: 16,000 complaints in just seven days. The mounds of vagrant generated poop actually forced the closure of a convention being held near downtown.

But if you live in San Francisco, help is on the way. Mayor London Breed was "absolutely shocked" after walking around town and seeing, not only all the poop, but also all the used drug needles. She decided that she was mad as hell, and she wasn't gonna take it anymore! It was time to break out the big guns. A new breed of hero. The San Francisco version of Delta Force or Navy SEALs. You may have actually seen them patrolling your neighborhood already. Dressed in hazmat suits and patrolling neighborhoods with a state of the art patrol vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner and disinfectant, they are the men and women of the Poop Patrol.

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Keep in mind, this story isn't a parody… although I wish it were. San Francisco has allocated over $100 million to combat their poop and needle problem. Now you might be thinking, "Holy crap $100 million sounds like a colossal waste of a ton of money," but remember this is California and especially San Francisco. $100 million doesn't quite go as far as anywhere else, not in a progressive hell hole.

$100 mill in San Fran might get you a 1992 beat up Hyundai or a months subscription to the jelly of the month club. It was either the Hyundai, jelly, or cleaning up all the vagrant poop. I personally would have gone for the jelly, but Mayor London Breed went with the Poop Patrol.

The new San Francisco public works budget includes: $72.5 million for street cleaning, $12 million for housekeepers to - get this - clean homeless encampments, $2.8 million for washing down the camps and removing biohazards, $2.3 million to steam the poop infested streets, $3.1 million for portable toilets, $700K for a 10-member needle cleanup squad, and - of course - nearly $900K for the Poop Patrol. Each member of the Poop Patrol takes in over $184K in salary and benefits. Being elite and the best of the best has its privileges after all.

$100 mill in San Fran might get you a 1992 beat up Hyundai or a months subscription to the jelly of the month club.

If I may, I'd like to give some advice to this new unit patrolling California's streets. If you really want to clean up all the crap in your cities, start with the politicians that are throwing all this money at failed policies. I mean, as you know, you can't get rid of the scent of poop by simply spraying something on it to cover up the scent.

You gotta shovel it out. Start at the capital building in Sacramento and then work your way down every city government from there. We could be on to something here. Poop Patrol for Progressive Politicians and Policy… or the PPPPP. Anyone wanna join me in funding a PPPPP Department in Washington?

Keep an eye out. Patrolling the streets of D.C. soon!

How many times must the corporate media get something completely wrong — and attack anyone who dares to disagree — before we realize who they have become?

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck shared an article from the Daily Caller titled, "Eight Anti-Trump Narratives the Media Finally Had to Admit Were False All Along." From the Lafayette Square controversy to the denial that COVID-19 could have anything to do with a lab in China to the "Russian bounties" story, the list of mainstream media conspiracy theories goes on and on. If it were anyone but the liberal media who got the facts this embarrassingly wrong, they would have been out of a job long ago.

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Former President Barack Obama sat down with CNN's Anderson Cooper recently for an interview scheduled to air in full on Friday. During the interview, Obama scoffed at the idea that critical race theory could be a "threat to our Republic," while claiming that "right-wing media venues" are "stoking the fear and resentment of a white population."

On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck set the record straight: the right-wing media's efforts to call out the far-left have nothing to do with race in America, but rather everything to do with protecting our way of life that is being threatened more and more each day by the radical, Marxist ideology seeping into government.

"Mr. Obama, you lied," Glenn asserted. "You used the IRS to hunt down your enemy. You spied on the media. And your health care package, which was supposed to save every American $3,000 per year, has helped some, perhaps, while raising the cost of everyone's health care in double and triple percentages. But the worst thing that you did, is you planted, you watered, and you protected the Marxist seeds, by crying race."

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Our sacred republic has never been in more danger than it is today. Little by little, industry by industry, the far Left is fundamentally transforming the country we love. And it's an aggressive, hostile kind of takeover we've only seen in some of the world's darkest societies.

On Glenn TV this week, Glenn Beck exposes how the Biden administration and Democrats are aggressively scrambling to reset everything: our free and fair voting system, our kids' education, our policing, immigration and border security, our economy, our military, and our energy supply.

Finally, Congressman Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) joins to discuss how Biden's "woke" policies are threatening America's national security and our way of life.

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Apparel company The North Face recently stated that it would no longer make jackets for oil and gas companies because it doesn't want to be associated with the fossil fuel industry. In response, Colorado-based oil and gas company Liberty Oilfield Services rented full billboard ads to remind The North Face of the truth: "Globally, 60% of all clothing fibers are made out of oil and gas. For North Face, it is likely 90% or more."

Liberty CEO Chris Wright joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss just how much of our economy — beyond outdoor apparel and energy — wouldn't exist in a world without fossil fuels. And he warns that many companies are now deeming this truth to be "controversial."

"I have been for years, trying to get a real, honest dialogue about energy going," Chris told Glenn. "So we took this opportunity to point out that North Face jackets are ... almost completely made out of oil and gas. How can you choose not to associate with the essential material your equipment [is] made out of? So we put a billboard up ... the billboard says, 'That North Face puffer looks good on you. And it was made from fossil fuels.'"

"Most billboard companies did not want to run that billboard. They thought it was controversial," he added. "And Facebook put a hold on our brief video just saying the jacket looks good, this is what it's made out of. In today's world, that is controversial."

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