The day has arrived. Hillary Clinton, the only person so unpleasant that even full-blown feminists voted against her even though she would've been the first woman President, is not repeating her mistaken, delusional dream of achieving the Presidency of the United States.
It appears she will have to manipulate large swathes of the country from behind the scenes, with much less glory.
She can still ominously wring her hands while cackling in front of an open flame, but no squadron of photographers will be present to capture the scene.
"I'm not running, but I'm going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe," Clinton told New York's News 12 TV channel.
When asked if she'd be running for any public office in the future again, she replied, "I don't think so."
President Trump did his own victory lap — well, technically his second victory lap:
"Crooked" Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.' Aw-shucks, does that mean I won't get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!
She did, however, have a word of advice for all the Democrats running for President: "I've told every one of them, don't take anything for granted," she said.
Naturally, and in a sign of true leadership, Clinton responded with a gif from the movie Mean Girls, in which the main character asks, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
To be honest, though, it might be one of the only funny things she's ever done.