Thanks to SJW's, we'll now be stuck with a lot more Lisa and a lot less funny

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Rest In Peace artistic freedom. Rest In Peace comedy. The leeching Politically Correct brigade have once again gotten their way. The Simpsons — a show that, let's be honest, hardly anyone even watches anymore — has surrendered to the unwavering demands of a small group of PC babies, who have screamed and wailed and moaned that the Apu character is "culturally insensitive."

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A few weeks ago South Park had an episode about it. Two PC Parents give birth to five PC Babies, and the PC Babies throw a tantrum anytime someone offends them, and the tantrums don't stop till the babies get what they want, resulting in the people of South Park having to banish one of their oldest, most offensive characters. They send him...to the Simpsons, that cesspool of racism and hatred. Yeah, we live in a world where a group of coddled, whiny people have determined that The Simpsons is hateful. The Simpsons.

They'll be heading for Ned Flanders next, that white supremacist cis-gender man, the symbol of the patriarchy. Then it'll be Moe, the bartender: Why has he taken the job of a minority/woman/transgender? Where's the diversity?! Because, in the world of the PC babies—and, with every small surrender like this one, the world becomes theirs just that much more—"comedy" should adhere to cultural sensitivity; to the rigorous standards of postmodern social doctrine.

In a few weeks' time, they'll be demanding that the show feature more racial diversity. More transgender characters. Fewer white — well, yellow characters. Fewer police. More, uh, professors. The plot lines will take subjects like Marxism, veganism, toxic masculinity, into consideration. Oh, and of course cultural appropriation, the idea that got us in this mess to begin with.

It will be the crowning achievement of the social justice movement. And not one single moment of it will be enjoyable or funny.

The show will become exactly like Lisa, but not Lisa, because even Lisa, who is a stereotype of the annoying PC kid who ruins the fun for everyone, even Lisa is not PC enough.

It won't be the Simpsons at all. But it will be the most culturally-sensitive, most forward-thinking tv show ever made. It will be the crowning achievement of the social justice movement. And not one single moment of it will be enjoyable or funny.

During his campaign, President Joe Biden survived scandal after scandal involving his son Hunter — the Ukraine/Burisma scandal, the laptop scandal, the one involving a stripper from Arkansas and a long-lost child. And yet, after it all appeared to have been swept under the rug, Hunter has now released a memoir — "Beautiful Things."

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere discussed Hunter's "horrible" response when asked on "CBS This Morning" if the laptop seized by the FBI in 2019 belonged to him and reviewed a few segments from his new book, which they agreed raises the question: Is Hunter trying to sabotage his father's career?

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Countless corporations — from Delta Air Lines, Coca-Cola, and Porsche to UPS and LinkedIn — are calling out the Georgia voting laws, calling them "restrictive," "racist," and "discriminative." Meanwhile, words like "stakeholder" and "equitable" are starting to show up in their arguments.

On the radio program, Glenn Beck gave the "decoder ring" for what's really going on here, because our society is being completely redesigned in front of our eyes.

There's a reason why all these big businesses are speaking out now, and it has very little to do with genuine ideology, Glenn explained. It's all about ESG scores and forcing "compliance" through the monetization of social justice.

Glenn went on to detail exactly what ESG scores are, how they're calculated, and why these social credit scores explain the latest moves from "woke" companies.

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Dallas Jenkins is a storyteller — and he's telling the most important story of all time in a way that many believed was impossible.

Jenkins is the creator of "The Chosen," a free, crowdfunded series about the life of Jesus that rivals Hollywood productions. And Season 2 could not have arrived at a better time — on Easter weekend 2021. Church attendance has dropped, people are hungry for something bigger than all of us, and many are choosing social justice activism, political parties, or even the climate change movement as "religions" over God.

This Easter weekend, Jenkins joined Glenn on the "Glenn Beck Podcast" to discuss the aspects of Jesus that often get overlooked and break through the misconceptions about who Jesus really is to paint a clear picture of why America needs Emmanuel, "God with us," now more than ever.

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Award-winning investigative journalist Lara Logan joined Glenn Beck on the radio program this week to argue the Biden administration's border crisis is "enabling" drug cartels, allowing them to exploit migrants, use border wall construction roads, and cross the border much more easily.

Lara, who has witnessed and experienced firsthand some of the worst violence around the world as a war correspondent for CBS News, told Glenn it's "not an overstatement" to call the cartels in Mexico "the most violent and powerful criminal organizations on the face of the earth." And while they're "at war with us, we've been asleep at the wheel."

But Lara also offers solutions that the U.S. can enact to stop these horrific atrocities.

"There's more than 30,000 Mexican civilians who are massacred every year in Mexico by the cartels. And that's just the bodies that the Mexican government owns up to or knows about, right?" Lara said. "There's Mexicans buried in unmarked mass graves all across the country. I mean, everyone knows that the violence of the cartels is not like anything anyone has ever seen before. It even pales in comparison to, at times, to what terrorist groups like ISIS have done."

Lara went on to explain some of the unspeakable acts of violence and murder that occur at the hands of the Mexican cartels — 98% of which go uninvestigated.

"That's not unprosecuted, Glenn. That's uninvestigated," Lara emphasized. "[Cartels] operate with impunity. So the law enforcement guy, the policemen, the marine, the National Guardsmen, who are trying to do the right thing, who are not in the pocket of the cartels — what chance do those guys have? They've got no chance. You know where they end up? In one of those unmarked graves."

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