Former president Barack Obama recently joined his wife Michelle Obama and her brother on their podcast to finally put the divorce rumors to rest … but it didn’t exactly work. Glenn Beck and Pat Gray review the awkward footage, including a kiss that could compete for “most awkward TV kiss in history.”
Transcript
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GLENN: Now, let me -- let me take you to some place. I think kind of entertaining.
Michelle Obama has a podcast. Who knew?
She does it with her brother. Who knew? It's -- you know, I mean, it's so -- it's a podcast with two brothers. Right?
And -- and it -- they wanted to address the rumors, that they're getting a divorce. And this thing seems so staged.
I want you to -- listen to this awkward exchange on the podcast.
Cut one please.
VOICE: Wait, you guys like each other.
MICHELLE: Oh, yeah. The rumor mill. It's my husband, y'all! Now, don't start.
OBAMA: It's good to be back. It was touch-and-go for a while.
VOICE: It's so nice to have you both in the same room today.
OBAMA: I know. I know.
MICHELLE: I know, because when we aren't, folks things we're divorced. There hasn't been one moment in our marriage, where I thought about quitting my man.
And we've had some really hard times. We've had a lot of fun times. A lot of adventures. And I have become a better person because of the man I'm married to.
VOICE: Okay. Don't make me cry.
PAT: Aw.
GLENN: I believed her. Now, this is just so hokey.
VOICE: And welcome to IMO.
MICHELLE: Get you all teared up. See, but this is why I can't -- see, you can take the hard stuff, but when I start talking about the sweet stuff, you're like, stop. No, I can't do it.
VOICE: I love it. I'm enjoying it.
MICHELLE: But thank you, honey, for being on our show. Thank you for making the time. We had a great --
VOICE: Of course, I've been listening.
PAT: What? No!
GLENN: They're not doing good. They're not doing good.
Okay. And then there was this at the beginning. And some people say, this was very awkward. Some people say, no. It was very nice.
When he walks in the room, he gives her a hug and a kiss. Watch.
Gives her a little peck on the cheek.
PAT: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
GLENN: Does that --
PAT: Does that look like they're totally into each other?
GLENN: Well, I give my wife a peck on the cheek, if she walks into a room.
PAT: Do you? If you haven't seen her in months and it seems like they haven't, would you kiss her on the cheek? Probably not.
GLENN: No, that's a little different. That would be a little different. But I wouldn't make our first seeing of each other on television.
PAT: Yeah, right, that's true. That's true.
GLENN: But, you know, in listening to the staff talk about this. And they were like, it was a really uncomfortable -- okay.
Well, maybe.
PAT: I think it was a little uncomfortable.
GLENN: It was a little uncomfortable.
It's still, maybe. Maybe.
But I don't think that rivals -- and I can't decide which is the worst, most uncomfortable kiss.
Let me roll you back into the time machine, to Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. Do you remember this kiss?
(applauding)
GLENN: He turns away, immediately away from the camera. Because he's like.
PAT: He was about to vomit. Yeah.
GLENN: It was so awkward. When that happened, all of us went, oh, my gosh. He has only kissed little boys. What are we doing? What is happening?
He doesn't like women, what is happening?
And then there's the other one that sticks out in my mind of -- and I'm not sure which is worse. The Lisa Marie or the Tipper in Al Gore.
VOICE: The kiss. The famous exchange during the 2000 democratic convention was to some lovely, to others icky.
(laughter)
GLENN: That's an ABC reporter. To some lovely, others icky.
And it really was. And it was -- I believe his global warming stuff more than that kiss.
(laughter)
And you know where I stand on global warming.
That was the most awkward kiss I think ever on television!
PAT: Yeah. It was pretty bad. Pretty bad.
GLENN: Yeah. Yeah.
So when people who are, you know -- these youngsters.
These days. They look at Barack and Michelle. They're like, that was an awkward kiss.
Don't even start with me.
We knew when we were kids, what awkward kisses were like.
PAT: The other awkward thing about that.
She claims, there was not been one moment in their marriage.
Where she's considered reeving him.
GLENN: Yeah.
PAT: She just said a while ago. A month or a year ago, she hated his guts for ten years. She hated it.
GLENN: Yeah. But that doesn't mean you'll give up.
PAT: I guess not. I guess not. Maybe you enjoy being miserable.
I don't know.
GLENN: No. I have to tell you the truth.
My grandmother when I got a divorce, just busted me up forever. I call her up, and I said, on my first marriage.
Grandma, we're getting a divorce.
And my sweet little 80-year-old grandmother, who never said a bad thing in her life said, excuse me?
And I said, what?
We're getting a divorce.
And she said, how dare you.
I said, what's happening. And she said, I really thought you would be the one that would understand. Out of everybody in this family, I thought you would understand.
And I said, what?
And she said, this just -- this just crushed me when she said it.
Do you think your grandfather and I liked each other all these years? I was like, well, yeah.
PAT: Wow.
GLENN: Kind of. And she said, we loved each other. But we didn't always like each other. And there were times that we were so mad at each other.
PAT: Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.
STU: But we knew one thing: Marriage lasts until death!
PAT: Did she know your first wife?
GLENN: Okay. All right. That's just not necessary.





