President Biden suffered a major blow due to his embarrassing CNN Presidential Debate performance: He came across as way too elderly and now, many in his party are considering replacing him. But don't worry! His campaign has a plan! Glenn speaks with the just-as-ancient "Biden advisor," Wilfred, who is an expert at youth outreach. Wilfred (totally not Stu) lays out all the wonderful ways that Biden can reinvigorate his campaign ... and also why the President may actually be "TOO youthful!"
Transcript
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GLENN: Well, this is an amazing turn of events, from the -- I guess what do you say who did you say. White House spokesperson.
Wilfred. I don't know if I have your last name. Hi.
How are you?
STU: May I speak to Rush?
GLENN: Oh, yeah. Rush? Let's just say, Rush doesn't work here anymore.
STU: Yes.
Right. My name is Wilford.
And I'm calling from Sun City Florida.
GLENN: Yes. Okay.
And you're a Biden adviser.
STU: Yes. I'm one of his campaign spokespeople. Person.
GLENN: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And -- and it's my understanding, that you have some inside news of what happened this weekend. Were you there at Camp David?
STU: No.
GLENN: With the family?
STU: Positions would not let me involved in air travel. However --
GLENN: Positions. Yeah.
STU: I have been in close touch with the campaign.
GLENN: Okay. All right.
STU: I've been working in campaigns, like this, for quite some time.
GLENN: Quite some time. Really?
STU: And I watch the debate on the television set.
GLENN: Yes.
STU: And I -- and look, did Joe Biden have a good night?
No. No.
GLENN: No. He didn't. No.
STU: He -- it -- it was -- look, it was a catastrophe. Let's be honest about it.
GLENN: All right.
STU: Joe Biden. It's like the time I tried to make a move on Ethel, at the prom.
GLENN: Ethel. Okay. What happened there?
STU: She -- well, she seemed to be into it.
But she had so many layers of pantaloons.
(laughter)
And I was unable -- to get --
GLENN: Right.
STU: To get to the conclusion of the evening. And the sun came up. I was still trying to remove layers.
GLENN: Right. Okay. All right.
So Wilfred, we're really looking.
We're looking towards the future here, on whether he's going to drop out from the campaign.
Or, I mean, what has been decided?
STU: Well, the first thing that was decided, was that his entire campaign would now be sponsored by Prevagen.
So we can get the donations from the Prevagen Corporation. And really, if we fill him up, to make his internal digestive systems approximately 80 percent Prevagen. We believe multiple sentences will come out!
GLENN: Really? Really?
STU: Together. Yes.
GLENN: Right. Okay. All right.
STU: So there are decisions we can make, but this is similar to when I worked on the Fillmore campaign.
We had --
GLENN: The what?
STU: When I worked on the Fillmore campaign? Millard Fillmore.
STU: The Fillmore campaign. Millard Fillmore. When I was working.
GLENN: Hang on. I'm sorry to -- just trying to remember what year that might have been. I can't remember.
STU: Oh, you were -- well, you were -- he was lucky 13. Thirteenth president.
GLENN: Thirteen.
Okay. Good. All right. Go ahead.
STU: And I was working with him, on messaging.
And it was difficult. Because, for example, we must have really electricity.
Pretty much at that point.
GLENN: Right. Right.
STU: And we were trying to communicate to the people. Now, fill more was a much better communicator than Joe Biden, obviously.
GLENN: Right. Right. Sure.
STU: But he also beat Medicare with be and I'm -- I think that's a good thing for him to come back to.
Joe Biden beat Medicare. And Millard fill --
GLENN: Yes.
STU: Millard fill more did as well. And I think he can stand on that.
GLENN: All right.
STU: By the way, am I speaking with Don? Is this Mr. Imus?
GLENN: No. He's -- let's just say, Don does not work here anymore.
STU: I listen every day, Don.
GLENN: All right.
STU: And I would say, I'm concerned that Joe Biden may come off as too youthful.
For the American people.
GLENN: Too youthful?
STU: I don't know if you've noticed lately. But the American people love old candidates.
They don't want people who are coherent. When was the last time you watched a Sunday show, and saw someone.
GLENN: Are you there? Are you there?
(music)
GLENN: Yeah. You got that out. Are you all right? All right. We may have to come back to -- we may have to believe back to Wilford a little bit later.
STU: Just remember, Hedy, this is Hedy Lamarr. Am I right?
GLENN: Yes. Yes, you are.
STU: I have been a huge fan of your show since it began. And when you and Marconi were doing that one thing together.
GLENN: All right. We're going to let you go now. But thanks for calling in from the Biden. From the Biden team, that's Wilfred.
STU: I know my pill.
GLENN: Just hang up the phone. That's all you have to do is just hang it up.
Maybe -- may be a while. Let's move on, shall we?





