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Bill O’Reilly: Parkland killer should do HARD LABOR instead

Bill O’Reilly doesn’t agree with the death penalty, but that doesn’t mean the sentence given to the Parkland, Florida killer earlier this week is enough. In fact, Bill O’Reilly says those responsible for such heinous crimes should do far more than sit in a cell for their lifetime: They should do daily, HARD LABOR instead. Plus, O’Reilly explains the corporate media’s latest ‘phony story’ being ‘jammed’ down our throats AND he gives his thoughts on Biden’s recent comments about Saudi Arabia…

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN: What is the biggest, most important story of the week.

BILL: There is no doubt about it. My appearance on the nation, with Chris Cuomo. Did you see that?

GLENN: Nobody saw that, Bill.

BILL: Actually, Beck, you're misleading your final -- that got the highest rating they've ever gotten on news nations.

GLENN: So that means every cameraman, might have been watching.

BILL: Anyway, as you know, it goes all out on social media. It goes everywhere. It goes to the Kremlin. So why was this important?

Number one, the big story that day, was another bogus, phony story. That the corrupt corporate media, jammed down the throats, of the American public.

That is some anonymous source said, Trump ordered him or her, to move a box, in the basement of Mar-a-Lago. That contained documents.

Phony story. And you know the story, right?

GLENN: Yeah.

BILL: You saw it everywhere, right?

GLENN: No, I didn't.

BILL: The front page of the Washington Post. I don't know if the front page of the New York Times has been played up big. And all the liberal networks, played it up huge.

Okay. So he gets on, Cuomo. And he goes, oh. Oh.

What about this?

And I proceed to explain to him, in a very gentle way, because you know how I am.

How this is totally phony. And maybe you want to be a little skeptical, thinking about Cassidy Hutchinson. You remember Cassidy Hutchinson. You remember that, Beck?

GLENN: I don't.

BILL: Okay. January 6th committee, brings in this woman, works in the White House, who said that Trump lunged for the backseat of the presidential limo and grabbed the Secret Service agent. Remember?

GLENN: Right. Right. Yes.

BILL: How many days was that blanketing the American media? All right? Eight, nine days? Okay. It wasn't true.

And the January 6th committee, could have called, the two Secret Service agents, in the car, to come in. And testify under oath. They did not, did they?

No. So why this is the most important story, is it shows you that the media corruption is getting worse in America. Not better.

It doesn't matter how many stories are phony. Two years of Russian collusion. And it's not a Trump story. I mean, he was involved in it. Because they hate him, and they want to get him.

But it's a story that Americans cannot get honest information.

GLENN: Okay. Is the January 6th committee voted this week. They subpoenaed. It was unanimous. What a surprise.

BILL: Yeah.

GLENN: They're going to subpoena to testify Donald Trump. Is he going to testify? Will he testify?

BILL: No. Of course, he's not going to testify.

GLENN: I would love to see that.

BILL: Well, he said on social media about an hour ago. I got a note from him this morning. And he said, I want to go and testify.

I don't know if that's a good idea. But look, if he wants to go, then go.

GLENN: Yeah. Let him go. Let him about it. It sure would be fun to watch. Because he has a lot to say. He has a lot to say. Let me give you a couple of ear stories. One juror just could not do it. She said, I think he was mentally ill. The Parkland shooter got a life in prison, instead of the death penalty.

BILL: Yeah. This is near flaw in our system. I don't believe in capital punishment.

Because I'm a Roman Catholic. And I do not believe in abortion. I don't believe that the state should be taking the lives of anyone.

However, in cases -- in heinous cases, where a human being kills or inflicts massive damage on another human being, life in prison is not enough.

It's not enough. So there should be different circumstances, like life in prison at hard labor.

You see what I mean? So that these people, they don't just sit there in their cot and watch TV. That they have to go out, and they have to work every day. And really make a punishment something that people dread almost as much as being dead.

You with me here?

GLENN: Yeah. I tell you, I am pro-life. You know that of me.

But I am pro-innocent life, and I've struggled with the death penalty, back and forth. I don't want to -- I don't want to take another life.

But I will tell you, that there are people that should just -- you've broken the contract with -- with humanity.

BILL: Let's make them suffer, okay?

GLENN: I don't want to torture people. But anyway.

BILL: It's not torture. It's not torture. Because you have to worker every day, at hard labor, for the rest of your life. No parole.

That, I submit to you, Beck. Would cut down on this heinous violence. Because most of these people, they don't care if they live or die. All right?

They don't care.

But facing hard labor for the rest of their life, that will make them care.

GLENN: Okay.

Let me take you to what happened with Saudi Arabia, this week.

BILL: Oh, yes.

GLENN: Tell me your thoughts, Joe Biden, apparently goes over. He says, he didn't even talk about oil. None of this is true. Of course he talked about oil. He talked about -- according to sources that were there. He made a condition. And said, you know, you're only going to do 200,000-barrel -- or 100,000-barrel reduction.

They made that agreement. And you're not going to do it before the election. Which is exactly what they tried to get Trump on doing.

Saudi Arabia got a pissed off. They made it 200,000 barrels, instead of one.

Biden threatened them earlier this week. And said, there's going to be retaliation. I can't tell you what. But there will be. And Saudi Arabia yesterday, came out with an unbelievable letter against the president.

BILL: Yes. I could tell you what the retaliation is. Hunter Biden is buying a condo.

GLENN: I would gladly send him to Saudi Arabia.

BILL: Yeah. That's the retaliation. You handle Hunter. Look, here's the two most important points of the Saudi Arabia situation. I know you don't know this. Because you're a very busy and important man. But I interviewed Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, this week. And he had an amazing amount of insight into Saudi Arabia and Putin, vis-à-vis Biden. Two things about Saudi Arabia.
Number one, they obviously do not fear Joe Biden, and they want to embarrass Joe Biden. And in doing so, they've thrown in with Putin, which is just -- every American should not ever go to Saudi Arabia. Don't go through there. They're on the blacklist.

But number two, what is worse about this, is that the Biden administration, not Biden himself. But the Biden administration went to the poobahs in Saudi Arabia, and said, hey. Don't make the announcement until after the midterms.

GLENN: Right.

BILL: I mean, really? Come on. Really.

That's the worst part of it. That these people -- in the White House, they don't care about us.

They have -- they don't care about us. The stock market is down 3,000 points since June.

I mean, and this guy runs around, Biden, and goes, oh, no. There's not a lot of inflation. Yeah, but where you live there isn't. But every other human being in the country is getting pounded. So, again, we go back to, why would any American vote Democrat November 8th? Why would anybody?

GLENN: So tell me what your gut is saying about the election? Is it stronger than it was last week?

BILL: Every day, it's getting better for the Republicans. Every day, the Republicans don't say anything. It's getting better. As soon as they start to say stuff, then it gets bad. They just shut up for the next three and a half weeks.

GLENN: Now that is Mitch McConnell's, and I don't understand it. Why do you say that?

BILL: Because the Republican Party has no central philosophy or leadership. Okay?

You would agree with that, wouldn't you?

GLENN: Yes, I would, absolutely.

BILL: So just keep quiet. Let them destroy themselves.

The Democrats are so bad. I mean, it's -- I don't know how it could be worse. With the border, crime, economy. How could it be worse. How?

GLENN: We could be at war. Which we will be.

BILL: We'll not be at war, Beck.

GLENN: Yes, we are.

You'll be on the program, saying, Glenn, you saw this one coming. I didn't believe it.

BILL: Okay. Number one, I would never say the word Glenn.
(laughter)
STU: You just did. You just did.

GLENN: Thank you very much, Stu. You just did. And that's the first time I think he's ever said -- uttered the word Glenn.

BILL: I had to do it. I was going to spell it out. I want a minute at the end of this interview for Legends.

But, look, let's -- and I mean this literally, those of you, people of faith, please pray that there is not a war in the world.

Because it's not like World War II anymore. It then collapses economies across the board. I mean, it's just inconceivable.

But one of the things that Pompeo told me, which I did not know, was that war games are going auto now. Within the Biden administration.

GLENN: Yeah.

BILL: In case Putin does do a little nuke action. The war games. And Pompeo said this. So I'm not making -- speculating.

It's based upon, we would then vaporize, Russia's ability to communicate all of their social media. Everything would go dark there. Almost immediately.

GLENN: So I will tell you, I -- I know somebody who is, you know, around the White House. I know somebody there.

BILL: Yeah. It's the chef. We know you know the chef.

GLENN: Yeah. And he is very well aware of these games and has been involved.

BILL: Yeah.

GLENN: And is telling me the same thing. And I know Pompeo has better sources than I do. But I have a pretty good source inside the White House, that says, it's frightening. It's terrifying.

BILL: Well, if Putin does it, Russia comes off the map, as far as communications are concerned. There won't be a new response from NATO. But there will be that kind of response.

And you know that Russia would probably hit back, but we are a thousand times more powerful.

Again, I don't want to be too self-aggrandizing, but in Killing the Killers, I just lay out all the unbelievable weaponry that was developed during the Trump administration, that is deployed now. And Putin has got to know, that if he ever did that, that Russia then goes dark. And if that happens, Putin himself becomes in grave, grave danger.

So that's why I don't think he will do it.

GLENN: Somebody -- it was my son actually who told me.

He said, dad, didn't the Duma -- weren't there people in the Duma that were saying that we have to -- that they want Russia to pull out? And I'm like if it happened, it was a death sentence. I didn't look it up. Have you heard that?

BILL: There's Russia. But if you open your mouth, it's like the Crosby, Stills, and Nash song. Step out of line, they come and take you away.

So the Duma is essentially a rock group in Russia. It just goes and gives concerts.hat is the biggest, most important story of the week.

BILL: There is no doubt about it. My appearance on the nation, with Chris Cuomo. Did you see that?

GLENN: Nobody saw that, Bill.

BILL: Actually, Beck, you're misleading your final -- that got the highest rating they've ever gotten on news nations.

GLENN: So that means every cameraman, might have been watching.

BILL: Anyway, as you know, it goes all out on social media. It goes everywhere. It goes to the Kremlin. So why was this important?

Number one, the big story that day, was another bogus, phony story. That the corrupt corporate media, jammed down the throats, of the American public.

That is some anonymous source said, Trump ordered him or her, to move a box, in the basement of Mar-a-Lago. That contained documents.

Phony story. And you know the story, right?

GLENN: Yeah.

BILL: You saw it everywhere, right?

GLENN: No, I didn't.

BILL: The front page of the Washington Post. I don't know if the front page of the New York Times has been played up big. And all the liberal networks, played it up huge.

Okay. So he gets on, Cuomo. And he goes, oh. Oh.

What about this?

And I proceed to explain to him, in a very gentle way, because you know how I am.

How this is totally phony. And maybe you want to be a little skeptical, thinking about Cassidy Hutchinson. You remember Cassidy Hutchinson. You remember that, Beck?

GLENN: I don't.

BILL: Okay. January 6th committee, brings in this woman, works in the White House, who said that Trump lunged for the backseat of the presidential limo and grabbed the Secret Service agent. Remember?

GLENN: Right. Right. Yes.

BILL: How many days was that blanketing the American media? All right? Eight, nine days? Okay. It wasn't true.

And the January 6th committee, could have called, the two Secret Service agents, in the car, to come in. And testify under oath. They did not, did they?

No. So why this is the most important story, is it shows you that the media corruption is getting worse in America. Not better.

It doesn't matter how many stories are phony. Two years of Russian collusion. And it's not a Trump story. I mean, he was involved in it. Because they hate him, and they want to get him.

But it's a story that Americans cannot get honest information.

GLENN: Okay. Is the January 6th committee voted this week. They subpoenaed. It was unanimous. What a surprise.

BILL: Yeah.

GLENN: They're going to subpoena to testify Donald Trump. Is he going to testify? Will he testify?

BILL: No. Of course, he's not going to testify.

GLENN: I would love to see that.

BILL: Well, he said on social media about an hour ago. I got a note from him this morning. And he said, I want to go and testify.

I don't know if that's a good idea. But look, if he wants to go, then go.

GLENN: Yeah. Let him go. Let him about it. It sure would be fun to watch. Because he has a lot to say. He has a lot to say. Let me give you a couple of ear stories. One juror just could not do it. She said, I think he was mentally ill. The Parkland shooter got a life in prison, instead of the death penalty.

BILL: Yeah. This is near flaw in our system. I don't believe in capital punishment.

Because I'm a Roman Catholic. And I do not believe in abortion. I don't believe that the state should be taking the lives of anyone.

However, in cases -- in heinous cases, where a human being kills or inflicts massive damage on another human being, life in prison is not enough.

It's not enough. So there should be different circumstances, like life in prison at hard labor.

You see what I mean? So that these people, they don't just sit there in their cot and watch TV. That they have to go out, and they have to work every day. And really make a punishment something that people dread almost as much as being dead.

You with me here?

GLENN: Yeah. I tell you, I am pro-life. You know that of me.

But I am pro-innocent life, and I've struggled with the death penalty, back and forth. I don't want to -- I don't want to take another life.

But I will tell you, that there are people that should just -- you've broken the contract with -- with humanity.

BILL: Let's make them suffer, okay?

GLENN: I don't want to torture people. But anyway.

BILL: It's not torture. It's not torture. Because you have to worker every day, at hard labor, for the rest of your life. No parole.

That, I submit to you, Beck. Would cut down on this heinous violence. Because most of these people, they don't care if they live or die. All right?

They don't care.

But facing hard labor for the rest of their life, that will make them care.

GLENN: Okay.

Let me take you to what happened with Saudi Arabia, this week.

BILL: Oh, yes.

GLENN: Tell me your thoughts, Joe Biden, apparently goes over. He says, he didn't even talk about oil. None of this is true. Of course he talked about oil. He talked about -- according to sources that were there. He made a condition. And said, you know, you're only going to do 200,000-barrel -- or 100,000-barrel reduction.

They made that agreement. And you're not going to do it before the election. Which is exactly what they tried to get Trump on doing.

Saudi Arabia got a pissed off. They made it 200,000 barrels, instead of one.

Biden threatened them earlier this week. And said, there's going to be retaliation. I can't tell you what. But there will be. And Saudi Arabia yesterday, came out with an unbelievable letter against the president.

BILL: Yes. I could tell you what the retaliation is. Hunter Biden is buying a condo.

GLENN: I would gladly send him to Saudi Arabia.

BILL: Yeah. That's the retaliation. You handle Hunter. Look, here's the two most important points of the Saudi Arabia situation. I know you don't know this. Because you're a very busy and important man. But I interviewed Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, this week. And he had an amazing amount of insight into Saudi Arabia and Putin, vis-à-vis Biden. Two things about Saudi Arabia.
Number one, they obviously do not fear Joe Biden, and they want to embarrass Joe Biden. And in doing so, they've thrown in with Putin, which is just -- every American should not ever go to Saudi Arabia. Don't go through there. They're on the blacklist.

But number two, what is worse about this, is that the Biden administration, not Biden himself. But the Biden administration went to the poobahs in Saudi Arabia, and said, hey. Don't make the announcement until after the midterms.

GLENN: Right.

BILL: I mean, really? Come on. Really.

That's the worst part of it. That these people -- in the White House, they don't care about us.

They have -- they don't care about us. The stock market is down 3,000 points since June.

I mean, and this guy runs around, Biden, and goes, oh, no. There's not a lot of inflation. Yeah, but where you live there isn't. But every other human being in the country is getting pounded. So, again, we go back to, why would any American vote Democrat November 8th? Why would anybody?

GLENN: So tell me what your gut is saying about the election? Is it stronger than it was last week?

BILL: Every day, it's getting better for the Republicans. Every day, the Republicans don't say anything. It's getting better. As soon as they start to say stuff, then it gets bad. They just shut up for the next three and a half weeks.

GLENN: Now that is Mitch McConnell's, and I don't understand it. Why do you say that?

BILL: Because the Republican Party has no central philosophy or leadership. Okay?

You would agree with that, wouldn't you?

GLENN: Yes, I would, absolutely.

BILL: So just keep quiet. Let them destroy themselves.

The Democrats are so bad. I mean, it's -- I don't know how it could be worse. With the border, crime, economy. How could it be worse. How?

GLENN: We could be at war. Which we will be.

BILL: We'll not be at war, Beck.

GLENN: Yes, we are.

You'll be on the program, saying, Glenn, you saw this one coming. I didn't believe it.

BILL: Okay. Number one, I would never say the word Glenn.
(laughter)
STU: You just did. You just did.

GLENN: Thank you very much, Stu. You just did. And that's the first time I think he's ever said -- uttered the word Glenn.

BILL: I had to do it. I was going to spell it out. I want a minute at the end of this interview for Legends.

But, look, let's -- and I mean this literally, those of you, people of faith, please pray that there is not a war in the world.

Because it's not like World War II anymore. It then collapses economies across the board. I mean, it's just inconceivable.

But one of the things that Pompeo told me, which I did not know, was that war games are going auto now. Within the Biden administration.

GLENN: Yeah.

BILL: In case Putin does do a little nuke action. The war games. And Pompeo said this. So I'm not making -- speculating.

It's based upon, we would then vaporize, Russia's ability to communicate all of their social media. Everything would go dark there. Almost immediately.

GLENN: So I will tell you, I -- I know somebody who is, you know, around the White House. I know somebody there.

BILL: Yeah. It's the chef. We know you know the chef.

GLENN: Yeah. And he is very well aware of these games and has been involved.

BILL: Yeah.

GLENN: And is telling me the same thing. And I know Pompeo has better sources than I do. But I have a pretty good source inside the White House, that says, it's frightening. It's terrifying.

BILL: Well, if Putin does it, Russia comes off the map, as far as communications are concerned. There won't be a new response from NATO. But there will be that kind of response.

And you know that Russia would probably hit back, but we are a thousand times more powerful.

Again, I don't want to be too self-aggrandizing, but in Killing the Killers, I just lay out all the unbelievable weaponry that was developed during the Trump administration, that is deployed now. And Putin has got to know, that if he ever did that, that Russia then goes dark. And if that happens, Putin himself becomes in grave, grave danger.

So that's why I don't think he will do it.

GLENN: Somebody -- it was my son actually who told me.

He said, dad, didn't the Duma -- weren't there people in the Duma that were saying that we have to -- that they want Russia to pull out? And I'm like if it happened, it was a death sentence. I didn't look it up. Have you heard that?

BILL: There's Russia. But if you open your mouth, it's like the Crosby, Stills, and Nash song. Step out of line, they come and take you away.

So the Duma is essentially a rock group in Russia. It just goes and gives concerts.

Exposing the dangerous roots of queer theory

In this explosive conversation, Glenn Beck and Liz Wheeler expose the disturbing roots of gender ideology and queer theory — and how these radical ideas are directly targeting children. From the shocking origins of queer theory, where pedophilia and child pornography were openly defended, to Planned Parenthood’s new role as one of the largest distributors of transgender hormone therapy, the truth is undeniable: this movement is not about freedom or equality, but about dismantling families, corrupting innocence, and profiting off of our children’s pain. What we are witnessing is nothing less than a satanic ideology dressed up as compassion — and it’s spreading like wildfire through schools, culture, and medicine. Parents, you need to hear this. The time to protect your children and fight back is NOW.

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Here’s how INTENSE JFK’s Presidential Fitness Test was

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
(OUT AT 8:29 AM)

GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

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