RADIOMarch 13, 2022

Why Biden’s executive order on crypto is this week’s BIGGEST STORY

For Glenn the biggest story of the week is also the least talked about one: Joe Biden’s recent executive order on cryptocurrency. In this clip, Glenn explains how the Biden administration is targeting crypto, what’s to come from the contents of that executive order, how it likely will be used to further government's control over YOUR finances, and why he believes an entirely new currency — in the form of a digital dollar — may arrive by JANUARY.

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GLENN: I want to get to the biggest stories of the week. For me, the biggest story of the week is probably the least talked about story.

It is Joe Biden's executive order on cryptocurrency.

It is -- it is an amazing executive order, you should read it.

We must take strong steps, to reduce the risks that digital assets could pose to climate change and pollution.

Climate change and pollution. Yeah. I mean, there's a big list. But that's -- that's on that list.

Climate change and pollution. Apparently. Apparently. Not only were we worried about dark money. I love that Joe Biden worried about dark money. Not only are we worried about dark money. People doing things that they shouldn't. And not paying their taxes. Because they deal in bitcoin. We're also worried about the energy that it takes, to have a decentralized currency.

And so Section 5 of the executive order, measures to protect consumers, investors, and businesses, includes a subsection, telling the director of the White House Office of Science and technology policy, to lead work on an interagency work, examining climate and energy concerns around cryptocurrency.

Now, here's what's great. I -- you know, who doesn't know the head of the White House Office of Science and technology policy, right?

I mean, we all say -- say it with me. It's Alondra --

STU: Alondra Nelson. Oh, yeah. Oh, go to work.

GLENN: And we all know it. We all know it. You know, she is a social science professor.

STU: Hmm.

GLENN: From Columbia. The institute of advanced studies. With a doctorate in American studies.

And she also, and this is such a crazy coincidence.

She is also a member of the World Economic Forum network.

STU: That's great!

GLENN: Isn't that great? So she's connected to all those people that trust each other.

STU: That's good to hear.

GLENN: So her office is to put together a group, to consider the potential for these technologies to impede or advance efforts to tackle climate change. At home. And abroad. And the effect of cryptocurrency's consensus mechanisms on energy usage.

Now, here's the thing: The problem with cryptocurrency. Is, well, data mining. The mining for the bitcoin is just -- I mean, it's taking so much energy.

By the way, there will be no more mining after 2030. So good luck on making that case.

But because it's decentralized, it requires so much power to be able to verify. Does this person have these funds?

Is this person really where it's supposed to go. All the verifications that have to happen. All over the world, because it's decentralized. A lot of power.

STU: Yeah. First of all, not when you compare it to other financial systems. Which is what this is.

How much does gold mining cost the environment?

How much does precious metal mining overall?

How much does the global financial system and banking?

GLENN: You know what, I have to tell you, I'm surprised we don't have rolling brownouts on the East Coast, just to keep the printing presses going at the Treasury.

STU: Exactly. And then, of course, we should also point out, that these environmental -- environmental concerns are nonsense.

They're -- it's ridiculous.

GLENN: Oh, how dare you say that. I won't be able to say that in six months. I'll tell you that right now. Literally.

The -- the executive order also instructs the Secretary of Treasury Janet Yellen to lead the development of report, on the future of money and payment systems. It requests a report from the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Addressing whether a central bank digital currency could make the monetary system, more efficient.

Oh, I bet. And could be used as a critical stabilization tool.

Yes! Now in the end, do you understand. This is something the empire must have, to stabilize our currency.

To stabilize it. We've got bad inflation coming out. Oh, my gosh, I just said that. That's weird. Because that's not what the White House has been saying. Now they're saying, it's really bad inflation. Wow. And you know what will cure that?

Modern monetary theory. Yeah, but we'll never do -- no, wait. We're doing the first part of that.

Printing all the money. Just sending money out the door. Yeah. But that's causing inflation. But you know what would fix that?

A digital currency.

Wow. So it really is a critical stabilization tool.

Yeah. And it will save energy, because it will be on a central computer, with a password.

So you got that coming for you.

You know, the only thing doesn't have in it, is maybe a chip, that we put into our forehead, or our hand.

Other than that, it's great. This is a way to completely control absolutely every human being on earth.

And it is come. And I think -- I think there's a chance, it comes before the election. But I do believe, it will come before Congress, is reseated, if they should lose Congress.

They have a -- they have this idea. You know what, I'm putting this executive order. We should study it. They've already studied it.

Go to Treasury.gov. Go to the Federal Reserve. Read the white papers. They're already doing work with MIT, on what's called the Hamilton project.

By the way, Hamilton, great musical.

Also, an evil SOB, that wanted a central bank, and all of the other Founders were like, no. I think that's a bad idea. So the Hamilton Project.

Look it up. The Boston fed. And MIT. They're not doing a study. They're not doing a study. This is just to prepare the ground.

Till the soil.

Wow, we're thinking about high inflation. And what could stabilize that?

Well, the fed has been out of bullets for a while.

You know what would stabilize that?

One bank, the Federal Reserve, and we could open up accounts, at the Federal Reserve. And we'll put money -- free money. Gosh. That -- that would be really helpful, especially when food prices are out of control.

And -- and jobs are hard to get. And you can't buy any fricking fertilizer. That's -- you know what, that would be so helpful. People will need that extra money. We'll just put it there in the fed bank. And you can come and claim it. And then move all your regular currency. And we'll give you, maybe 60 cents on a dollar, this month. And if you don't do it. Then, you know, a couple of months later, you'll only get 40 cents on the dollar. That's assuming, it's not redistributing wealth, which Janet Yellen in a white paper, on the Treasury says, that's what's going to happen. So if you're white and rich, you'll get less than 60 cents. But if you're a hermaphrodite, with a leg growing out of your eye. You're in a special class. You might get 1.25 for every dollar you have. But I digress. It is so fantastic. And that is the story of the week.

Okay. Hi, Stu.

STU: Hi.

GLENN: How about we change the subject and go to Poland?

STU: So you'll go from really bad news, to really bad news?

GLENN: No. This is great news.

STU: Okay. We sent -- to meet with Poland, okay?

The ally we're hoping is going to stand up and say, you know, if Russia starts to make a move, we're going to fight him in the streets. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We sent over Kamala Harris.

STU: Hmm.

GLENN: Let me just give you one of the super, super highlights here.

She was asked about the refugee problem.

And you know how tragic that is. Especially if you're over in Poland. Not a laughing matter. And she knows it. Here it is.

VOICE: Is the United States willing to make a specific allocation for Ukrainian refugees? And for President Duda, I wanted to know if you think and if you asked the United States to specifically accept more refugees.

GLENN: President looks at her.

KAMALA: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
(laughter)

GLENN: I don't know how to answer.

Okay. So this is not going well. This is not going over well.

People -- yeah. People didn't think that was very respectful, when you're talking about refugees, and people dying. That she clearly didn't have an answer. So she just laughs. You go first.

You know, a friend in need is a friend indeed?

STU: What does that even -- how does that apply?

GLENN: That means, I need you. I need you.

You be my friend. Be my friend. You about it first.

STU: So --

GLENN: Either that, or it's -- either that, or it's some sort of weird, hey, we're going to be your friend.

You're in need. We're going to be a friend indeed. Refugees.

I don't know.

STU: I feel like she has multiple conversations going on in her head. Like, there's a totally different reality there. And she's responding to things that no one else sees.

I don't even know -- thank you, Kamala.

GLENN: This is. You know what, if I may. If I may.

I think this is appropriate.

Now, some may think, Glenn, that's not commercial. You shouldn't do that. But I think we're in desperate times. So if I may. Dear Lord, please.

STU: I don't.

GLENN: Please protect Joe Biden.

I know. I know. I know.

Please, he's old. He's sickly, he's losing his mind. You know that better than I do.

But please, Lord. Even if he's a dictator for 100 years passed. Keep him alive.

STU: I don't know.

GLENN: So we don't have to have Kamala Harris as our president.
(laughter)
Amen. There.

STU: It's hard not to feel that way.

GLENN: Hard not to feel that way?

I question you as a human, if you don't feel that way.

STU: But, I mean, you can't -- how much better is Biden.

It's not like he's doing a good job in comparison. Of course, we want him --

GLENN: Can you imagine her as --

STU: I don't think either one is a good choice.

GLENN: Okay. She's up on Air Force One. DEFCON one.

She's got to turn the key, okay?

And they say, Mr. President, turn your key.

Will you give approval to this? And she goes.
(laughter)
I didn't. Looking around. Good heavens. I mean, at least Joe Biden -- at that point, something that critical, would have the wherewithal to go.

STU: I disagree. I think he would probably drool on the nuclear football and disarm it.

GLENN: Wow, are we screwed!

STU: Yes. We are screwed.

GLENN: Hey. Aren't you glad we're back to normalcy?

Seriously, I'm so proud of everybody, who looked at those two candidates, and went, that guy tweets a lot. And I don't like the way he talks. I don't like it. I don't like it.

Sure, things seem to be going very well. But I don't like his Twitter behavior.

These guys are employing to bring back things normal times. They're going to restore sanity. Thank you for that.

My children and my children's children thank you for that.

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Here’s how INTENSE JFK’s Presidential Fitness Test was

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

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GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
(OUT AT 8:29 AM)

GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

THE GLENN BECK PODCAST

Whitney Webb: How You Can BREAK FREE of the Chains of the Elites

Are you truly free, or is your life quietly controlled by systems most Americans never question? In this eye-opening conversation, Glenn Beck speaks with investigative journalist Whitney Webb about how the Elites, banks, and global systems have created modern forms of enslavement, all while the public remains largely unaware. They discuss the urgent need for local self-reliance, alternative financial systems, and taking personal responsibility to protect yourself and your family. This is a wake-up call for anyone who believes freedom is guaranteed, and it’s time to see the truth and act before it’s too late.

Watch Glenn Beck's FULL Interview with Whitney Webb HERE

SHOCKING: Glenn Beck Interviews 'Detransitioner' Deceived by Doctors

Claire Abernathy was just 14-years-old when doctors told her parents she’d take her own life without hormones and surgery. They promised “gender care” would save her life. Instead, it left Claire with irreversible scars, broken trust, and a lifetime of regret. Her mom was told she was required to comply. No one ever addressed the bullying, or trauma Claire endured before being rushed into medical transition. Now, years later, both Claire and her mother are speaking out and exposing how families are misled, how doctors hide risks, and how children are left to pay the price. With federal investigations now underway, their story is a warning every parent needs to hear.