This past week saw the 8,913th different Star Wars release – this time it was Star Wars in 3D. Glenn marveled today at how Lucas is routinely able to rope people into re-watching a movie they’ve already seen a thousand times, and he had an especially troubling revelation: Star Wars Episode I is a terrible, terrible movie.
“I want prison time for George Lucas,” Glenn said on radio this morning.
“Just for movie crimes. What he’s done to the story, I mean, is just not good,” he added.
“All I could think of is halfway through this movie is, how much money has this guy made releasing the same damn movies by changing them over and over and over again. Now it’s 3‑D.”
“You’ve changed this movie so many times,” he said. “Here’s an idea. Next version why don’t you replace it with good acting. Here’s an idea. Why don’t the people at your little ranch, why don’t we use all the CGI to make you go away with all of your influence? You’re wrecking good movies. You have enough, you have enough talent around you? You have enough money to do it right? Go away, George Lucas. Go away.”