Arlen Specter novel reveals he is a dirty, dirty old man

Arlen Specter is out making the rounds trying to shop his new book “Life Among Cannibals” which seems to be mostly about naked Senators. His descriptions of Ted Kennedy naked and his evaluation of Senator John Thune’s ‘lanky’ nude body probably aren’t helping sales all that much. The repeated imagery of Specter himself being naked certainly aren’t helping either. ‘Specter’ (aka Pat Gray) read some excerpts from the book on radio today, and it was one of the most disturbing segments of all time.

Some of the most disturbing excerpts from “Life Among Cannibals”?

On Ted Kennedy:

“I was in the whirlpool at the Senate gym in 2008, recovering from Hodgkin’s, when Ted Kennedy came over and climbed into the bath. Kennedy was one of the Senate’s giants, in many ways. It was as though a gigantic walrus had plunged into the sea, causing the level to swell. I’d never seen two men in the whirlpool before, but the tub was big enough for two or more. There was a sign that you had to shower before entering. I hadn’t checked that out with Kennedy, but I had neither an objection nor compunction about his coming into the bath. We chatted.” (page 40)

On Sarah Palin:

“She was a total charmer, very friendly,”

“The few things she said were intelligent.”

“We were sitting virtually knee to knee in the cramped bus”

“She radiated sensuality. Her skirt rode above her knees — not exactly short, but close.” (page 156)

On John Thune:

Working Out With John Thune: “[Sen.] John Thune, who looked like a movie star in or out of clothes, was constantly stretching. His lanky body seemed to have some kinks to iron out.” (page 226)

Very, very, very creepy stuff.

“He seems like he’s writing one of those bad romance novels with Fabio on the cover,” Stu joked.

That, of course, led to a request for some fan pictures of what the cover of his book should look like.

Some favorites:

 

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Congradulations you just cost me my appetite; I shall lose five pounds or more of weight before I ever eat again.

  • landofaahs

    Old Rome.  Don’t make a “Spector” of yourself.

  • General Kota

    Oh gee thanks Glenn now I am not going to be able to sleep and traumatized. Why God why!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000014244674 Rich Long Jr.

     Gives me pause thinking of how he came up with the magic bullet theory….

  • http://twitter.com/miketheartist42 Mike Kilgore

    You can’t unsee that, man!!

  • Christopher Cooper

    What do you expect. The BHO administration is living “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. I am not surprised they are naked>

  • Anonymous

    OMG, the man always seemed like a pervert to me.  How does one spend that much time in Washington and only have those kinds of things to say?  Unbelievable!   Soooooooo happy he became a Democrat.  Seems he fit in very well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vikki.griffoth Vikki Griffoth

    it reminds me of the Soros beach photos…. I need eye-bleach now!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1453760380 Mary Stockford

    OH DUDE, thats just wrong!

  • http://twitter.com/RobbyMontoya Robert Montoya

    Glenn, THIS is why more decent Americans SHOULD run for office. If we don’t, then we shouldn’t whine ever again about our national condition because we have voluntarily abdicated power and authority to the indecent.

  • Anonymous

    Please pass that bleach on!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/daryle.dawson Daryle Dawson

    That’s a good shot of Arlen. He looks good for his age. WOW! hahahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    GACK!  I need to take a shower now.  That was gross.

  • Vickie Kelley

    Gagging now

  • Anonymous

    Remember he is the one who came up with the single bullet theory.

  • Anonymous

    Where did I put that red hot poker for my minds eye??…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/sboxleitner1 Scott Boxleitner

    I thought by now that satan would have come and collected spectors soul. This moron lived for decades on the tax payers dime. His sorry existance is one of the reasons that there should be term limits.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IBPI63ABT264USBDALCN4F7UKY billy2

    OMG, what a slimy old man………YUK!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hjdenise Denise Koss Godsey

    Ewww!

  • Anonymous

    His poor wife.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OJ6MIDKE425DEHBRVDL544I2QU imabeatlelover

    I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it! Ewwwwwww!!

  • Anonymous

    Thanks so much for linking to my article Glenn and Mercury One!  We’re a up and coming site and can use all the “linky love”  we can get.  See you this summer in Dallas…..

  • Anonymous

    I feel like I need a Silkwood Scrub after watching that video.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QGRXZ4T23QBBWLCEX7NJR24MUA Catz

    The man is disgusting to me. He always was and he always will be. Now I understand why he went after Anita Hill with so much venom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1737113813 Linda Eubanks

    CAN’T BELIEVE THAT A PERSON AS ”SICK”  AS HE IS WAS ELECTED TO OFFICE.
    THIS SHOULD WAKE UP A FEW CITIZENS ….THAT WE SHOULD CHECK OUT A PERSONS BACKGROUND BEFORE EVEN CONSIDERING THEM FOR OFFICE…..LOOK WHAT WE MISSED IN OBAMANATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    ewww

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Green/1846703650 John Green

    Gut laugh, my stomach is sore!  Needless to say, that’s my stomach underneath my clothes… hahahaha!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-Stickney/100002012849138 Joe Stickney

    he hid behind a republican label since the 1960s after losing as a demacrat then was advised by hugh scott to win change to rep  now he is back home as a progressive

  • Anonymous

    Sounds gross..yes a 70′s expression…  says it all.  

  • Anonymous

    eww eww eww! So gross. Excuse while I go puke. *bleh*

  • Anonymous

    And how!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Eeeew! How funny, that with that photoshopped hair he looks sort of like David Carradine in his “Kung Fu” days (sorry David).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1445518016 Kathryn Bates Campbell

    I can see Rick Santorum doing the same thing. lol don’t hate me…..

  • Anonymous

    Eye-, ear-, and mind-bleach for me, if you please.
    Wait- hold the mind-bleach. That’s government issue, brought to you by (soon to be defunct) Obamacare.

  • Anonymous

    I completely agree with this.
    If I had known 4 years ago the things I now know about President Obama, I never would have voted for him in the primaries. I was running on half truths (his voting record was impressive- until I discovered that the majority of his votes were neither “yea” nor “nay”, but rather “present”), and the disdain I held (and still do) for Hilary Clinton.
    I knew no real information about the man; I was one of the many who were fooled by his awesome groomers.
    One must admit, Mr. Obama had a lot of preparation done for that “Road [he's] traveled”.
    Much money was put on that horse before putting him in the race, that much is for certain.

  • Anonymous

    eww, eww, eww.  What kind of pervert is he?  Also why would he do this?  This is beyond being a pig or being the trash of society.  At least the trash of society has some coothe about themselves.  This is sooooooo disgusting and I can’t believe we employeed this man to be a US Senator..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cheryl-Parker-Sikes/1298223844 Cheryl Parker Sikes

    No wonder they can’t get any work done, they are all sexual deviates. Fire them all.

  • Anonymous

    This is one of the funniest videos ever…almost on a John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson (British comedians) level. At the same time, it proves once again, after 1 million years of evidence, that the male of the species is creepy, even those males who discuss and joke about other males creepiness, right from the moment they are born. Of course, when they are sweet, darling little males, their creepiness is not yet creepy, but as they grow older it develops until, should they reach a grand old age, they are really, really uber-creepy in every way. Hasn’t anyone noticed that the majority of male nudists are between the ages of 50 to 120? What could be more creepy, wrinkely and droopy than that? Be careful boys, this may creep up on you too! Love you, nevertheless.

  • Anonymous

    why do we need spec-tacle we much rather hear Pat

  • Anonymous

    glenn is always rught obama(dont)care either way is a winwin for the Evilones!

  • Anonymous

    its not democrat they are democraps or rather bureaucraps because progressives are
    in both parties. GOD-HELP- US-(U.S.) PLEASE!

  • Anonymous

    thats probably why they are heavily criticizing RickSantorum! He speaks the Truth and His Faith! Lets remember and follow9/12ninevalues and twelve principles, and vote that way!!speak out and get ALL to vote  that way!!against hussein-obama and the Progressives!and Soros’ Nazism! Soros a disgrace to the Jewish Faith, Soros the anti-
    semeticJew! God Help US! Natenyahu stand your ground of Faith!

  • Anonymous

    in a way we were all naked, naked in the mind..until hussein-obama were illegally elected and we woke up! now the question IS, IS all awake to end the Progressive Tyranny! We The People …have to be Prophets and speak up against the Evil ones!
    To Speak The Truth To All We meet!! and Get All To Vote That Way!!!The Truth!!
    Where There Is Truth There Is Love and There Is God!!
    Know Truth Know God, No Truth No God!!

  • Anonymous

    Oh man, Its amazing what kind of people are voted into office.   Now this is real disgusting, thanks for the picture above in the jumpsuit.

  • Anonymous

    This is our government at work?  No wonder the country is in such trouble.  I’ve always hated the idea of burning books……until now.  Anyone have a match?

  • Anonymous

    There are very likely some senators that most of you on here admire as moral decent men who are secretly at least as creepy  and perverse as Arlin Specter. Most of them just don’t want it known by the entire world. Money and power tends to bring out the worse in men and probably women too. The only reason I can guess he would publicize this stuff is he’s planing on retiring soon. I will have to disagree with them when they say this stuff will hurt book sales. I think it’s just the opposite, this pervert material will increase sales.

  • Anonymous

    I’m aware of them being in both parties.  The difference is Democrat Progressives want Gov. to run things and Republican Progressives want Business to run things.  Romney is a Progressive by his own admission…then he back tracked on it.  The Bushes are Progressives.  The One World Order that they want will never happen.  There are too many Chiefs and not enough Indians.  It’s time for the PEOPLE to stand up.  God gave us voices, we need to use them!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/benny.bennett1 Benny Bennett

    Oughta be a favorite of the Liberal crowd. They go for all that kinda thing. Progay, pro anything you want to do. he’ll probably get a film offer for it. XXX for them.

  • http://twitter.com/LoisMcCullough1 Lois McCullough

    the best appetite supressant….want a cupcake or two, imagine naked arlen and ted lolling around in the hot tub. want a cigarette, want a drink, again go bac k .. to the image of arlen and ted .

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5DS5ZAZCVLHL6W5NLKLL732TIM Stephen

    Actually, this is why no lawyer should be allowed to run for office.
    How do you think we got 2,700 pages of BOcare ?

  • http://twitter.com/fawnday Fawn Macnamera

    Getting rid of the totally icky images of what Arlen Spector writes about gives new meaning to the term “brain wash”.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7LNYFU4YV63VKX5YR6SGJLTX3Q Francisca

    my aunt’s pay last month was $10,477. Go here to see how she did it lazycash29.com

  • Anonymous

    Now, that is funny!   Poor Arlen, he’ll never be able to live this down.

  • Anonymous

    Scott, Yes!   Term limits!  I’m all for them.

  • Anonymous

    Well, ”action”, I’ve always said, once you become a politician you have to compromise

    your soul.   Looks like ol’ Arlen wrote what he did in the hope of getting the bucks?

  • Anonymous

     RE ” Looks like ol’ Arlen wrote what he did in the hope of getting the bucks?”

     That’s what I’m thinking. But I don’t think he’s making it up. And yeah I think there are a lot of them selling their souls for those jobs.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SPCHNITKWVWN6O6ZRW3K6XGT6Q Richard

    His stories about Kennedy were mild compared to what he could have written.  How about some inside information about the Kennedy-Dodd waitress sandwiches.

  • http://www.facebook.com/susankgraham Susan Graham

    I can’t stop laughing!

  • Anonymous

    eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww…. oh yeah, and eww eww eww eww ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

  • Anonymous