ZOMBIE ATTACK! Cannibal eats man’s face in Miami

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America going downhill? What on Earth would make you say that? One naked man eating the face off another naked man then growling like a wild animal while being shot by police, you say? Ok fine – that’s a pretty compelling argument.

“I’m trying to have some hope here,” Glenn said to the radio audience this morning.

“Did you see the cannibal in Florida?  I mean, okay, we’ve got cannibals!  We have cannibals on the street,” he said. “Naked cannibals eating each other.  I love this:  And he growled like a dog.  He’s a cannibal.  When did we start having problems with cannibals?”

Pat added, “They shot him as he was eating someone’s face. And it wasn’t enough. They had to shoot him, what, five more times?”

“Said they could barely recognize him as a human. His face is so badly disfigured,” Glenn said.

The CBS station in Miami explains:

Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

Surveillance video taken from security cameras at the nearby Miami Herald building show a police officer arrive on the scene, appear to be startled by the spectacle of two naked men lying on the street, and draw his service weapon. It appears that the officer shot one of the men, but it was difficult to tell in the video.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.

The supposed cause of the incident? Drugs. CBS reports, “The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called ‘bath salts’ or the new LSD.”

The cannibal has been identified by officials as Rudy Eugene, who they believe was homeless.

It’s possible the incident could have been something like the below:

Or not…

  • landofaahs

    Nothing new under the sun according to Solomon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/starwinddennis Dakota Scott Dennis

    this is sad for america :(

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    The new South Beach diet.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    True, read of the old seiges on towns and cities; after a certain point, cannibilism became quite ordinary and even acceptable as survival means.

  • landofaahs

    Yep. And the only surprise is that we are no longer surprised by these events. Oops! That’s not even new. Solomon spoke truth.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    To put it simply: Yup.

  • http://twitter.com/Grendel007 Grendel007

    Zombies! Finally something that makes sense

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/S77SSGF2GQPX2AOM5D6QQIO5PI Barry B

    I do believe I would do a DNA check to make sure he is actually human.

  • Kristoffersen.

    I am sad to hear that the cannibal was a Jewish priest, but again nothing surprises me about the Jews.

  • http://www.facebook.com/robert.n.schick Robert N. Schick

    Liberals start out as Blood Sucking Ticks…then grow up to become Zombies…Really ugly ones like Maxine Waters and Debbie Wasserman Schultz..!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Y7TISDINAR2OB2XG5L4TTIZRLY Tony

    the new wing of the demoCRAP party!!! soon michelle obama will ban this form of diet in or schools…lol!

  • SargintRock

    ATTENTION: This is the second outbreak of SOI (Simian Outrage Influenza), a horrific, virus spread by eating ape and monkey meat. This new terrifying plague has been kept under wraps in Africa but now is beginning to show itself in cities where African expats live. The Drudge Report broke this story over the weekend but the CDC has buried the story over concerns of mass hysteria.Tainted, dried ape meat from Cameroon is believed to be the culprit in this latest outbreak in Miami. Infected people exhibit carnivorous behavior like a hyena and have superhuman strength like people high on PCP. There is an unconfirmed report that police agencies are switching to .45 caliber ammo as the 9mm police side arms have no effect on the infected people. Keep your head on a swivel and buy Hollowpoints! This is not a Drill. Good Luck!(heh,heh).
     

  • Anonymous

     There’s no such thing as a Jewish priest, Einstein.

  • Anonymous

     This explanation about drugs being the cause is bunk— how about an
    autopsy report instead of some cops opinion?? Where is a statement from
    the hospital?? Cop says they’ve seen 3 or cases “exactly” like this???
    What?? Stripping naked due to drugs, or stripping naked and EATING
    faces??? And if they are seeing cases exactly like this, WHY is the
    public not made
    aware???? And why was the victim naked?? Were they both
    doing drugs??? This story is very fishy….something is not right
    here…
    And WHY do I have these questions??? Isn’t that the Media’s job???!!

  • Anonymous

    I heard Obie will endorse cannibalism to corner the Zombie vote.

  • Anonymous

    What about the man who cut the head off another on that Grayhound bus and held it up for all to see while he tried to eat it I think.  http://www.nationalterroralert.com/2008/07/31/man-decapited-beheaded-aboard-greyhound-bus-canada/

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002441562605 Ann Lee

    trial test on a new drug? cheaper then a lab-just put it on the streets.. what a way to bread down a community/country

  • Anonymous

    Always thought zombie movies were stupid and could NEVER happen and now this in Miami. Makes me realize satan will stop at nothing to destroy mankind. Obama administration, he owns them!

  • Anonymous

    Watching too many scary movies is one cause. Combine that with use of drugs, whether prescribed or illegal, and this is what you get. America has exposed its citizens to violent movies that depict criminals as invincible and is glorifying the use of drugs. What else can a person expect when they are high on drugs, sometimes close to overdoe?

  • Anonymous

    That’s just the normal uneducated Jew hater talking.

  • Anonymous

     “WHY do I have these questions??? Isn’t that the Media’s job???!!” – lisalake

    The answer to “why?” is because you’re a rational person with reasonable concerns and the ability to use deductive reasoning (not to mention, common sense) to realize these are pertinent questions that should be answered. Isn’t it the media’s job to ask and seek answers to these questions? Yes. Why don’t they? Because the people that represent the money behind the mainstream media throughout most of the world do not share the same concerns that most rational people do. And because they don’t, the media reflects it.

  • Anonymous

    I guess he wanted to see what a real manwich tasted like.

  • Anonymous

    Kinda like AIDS huh?
    AIDS started out as SIDS (Simian Immune Deficiancy Syndrome). 
    HomoSICKsuals in Africa got bored with their own assholes, so they moved on to monkeys and contracted SIDS, but they couldn’t tell anyone how they got SIDS (animal rights folks would have just gone apeshit – no pun intended).
    So now, we have AIDS.
    Thanks homos.

  • Anonymous

    EWWWWW!!!!!!  Who the hell would want to eat THAT?!  Just thinking about it makes me want to run for my commode.
    Guess it’s time to break out those “what-to-do-in-case-of-zombie-attack” manuals out now, hey?

  • Anonymous

    ROTFLMAO!!!!  I had to reply; that was way too funny!

  • Anonymous

    Are you all kidding? Have you never heard of possession? Growling like a dog – unbelievable strength………Sounds like a story out of the bible…….. Helloooo??????

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like this guy was high on drugs and Satan took him over. What else could cause someone to do this? It is an unclean spirit. 

  • Sandie

    Speaking of cannibalism, Obama has a plan for when the economy and inflation are so bad that a loaf of bread costs $50.00 . Because he knows first hand how good it is, he will endorse doggy stew. Of course Michelle will go on Letterman and various TV shows to promote her new Recipe book “Healthy Living with FIDO” dedicated to Bo “he was a happy dog – he filled our hearts and our tummies”

  • http://www.facebook.com/leaanne.j.morrison Lea-Anne Joy Morrison

    Mental illness is out of control in most societies today. I for one do not find it as funny as others may. Someone eating a face, another flapping his or her arms thinking they can fly is one thing but there is a history of illness before it gets to this point. We as a society need to know when and how to remove these people from the general population and give them the help they and their families need. Children left in the care of the mentally ill suffer terribly and we all need to feel responsible for this correction. I believe this is why our western democracies are what they are. The freedom of the press, the majority rule by the power of the vote. If things are wrong in a society then we can replace our leaders with the idea of improving our society. Most counties fail miserably in regards to mental illness, lack of funding, lack of morel standing, fear of offending and peoples reluctance to get involved. I think that sounds a lot like the political lefts policies. We need to work harder to fix this problem.  

  • will pitton

    So, a drug that is so powerful is not a common/mass-produced drugs–so how can a homeless person get hold of it? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/tony.yelton.5 Tony Yelton

    I seen the pictures on the web and its not a very pleasant sight.

  • Anonymous

    Haven’t you heard?  It is the newest government entitlement program!  When you are so damn poor and down on your luck that you don’t think you can make it another day, you can now qualify for a free program that supplies you with a lifetime suppy of a substance which helps you escape from your miserable life . . . a part of your human condition if you live in the US!!!  Apparently it is instantly habit-forming and once it is given to you, you can’t survive without it!  Sound familiar????

    Gosh, and when did this happen??  Remember when Queen Nancy said you would have to pass the bill so you could find out what was in it . . . like it was the best Christmas present you have ever received??  Well, you can chalk this up to one of the MANY new programs we can’t pay for that became a part of our new reality via the Obamacare health bill!!!

    Just kidding . . . . I meant it as a spoof BUT maybe it isn’t!!!  How much do you TRUST your government officials in Washington?  Do you think there is even a remote possibility that this could be part of the grand experiment we have all become test cases for?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZFYHYAI6Z2B6GN5MHUQLFSIEBI Frustrated

    Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!

  • Anonymous

    Haven’t you heard?  It is the newest government entitlement program!  When you
    are so damn poor and down on your luck that you don’t think you can make it another day, you can now qualify for a free program that supplies you with a lifetime supply of the new wonder drug which helps you escape from your miserable life . . . a now ever-present part of your human condition if you live in the US!!!  Apparently it is instantly habit-forming and once it is given to you, you can’t survive without it!  Anything about this sound familiar????

    Gosh, and when did this happen??  Remember when Queen Nancy said you would have to pass the bill so you could find out what was in it . . . like it was the best Christmas present you have NEVER received??  Well, you can chalk this up to one of the MANY new programs we can’t pay for that became a part of our new reality via the Obamacare health bill!!!

    Just kidding . . . . I meant it as a spoof BUT maybe it isn’t!!!  How much do you TRUST your government officials in Washington?  Do you think there is even a remote possibility that this could be part of the grand experiment we did NOT volunteer to become test cases for? Recently we learned of the “pink slime” introduction into our meat supply!!!

    Absolutely NOTHING surprises me anymore . . . . maybe the world being in the “end times” is a blessing in disguise!!!!

  • Christine Giese

    THIS is why. It’s a thing called  Excited Delirium.  http://www.exciteddelirium.org/indexwhatisED2.html

  • Christine Giese

    You’re an idiot, back when AIDS started there were no animal rights activists, and people contracted it from eating tainted monkeys, NOT from secsing them up. AIDS has been around a lot longer than you think. 

  • Anonymous

    It is the newest government entitlement program!  When you are so damn poor and down on your luck that you don’t think you can make it another day, you can now qualify for a free program that supplies you with a lifetime supply of the new wonder drug which helps you escape from your miserable life . . . a now ever-present part of your human condition if you live in the US!!!  Apparently it is instantly habit-forming and once it is given to you, you can’t survive without it!  Anything about this sound familiar????

    Gosh, and when did this happen??  Remember when Queen Nancy said you would have to pass the bill so you could find out what was in it . . . like it was the best Christmas present you have never received??  Well, you can chalk this up to one of the MANY new programs we can’t pay for that became a part of our new reality via the Obamacare health bill!!!

    Just kidding . . . . I meant it as a spoof BUT maybe it isn’t!!!  How much do you TRUST your government officials in Washington?  Do you think there is even a remote possibility that this could be part of the grand experiment we did NOT volunteer to become test cases for? Recently we learned of the “pink slime” introduction into our meat supply!!!

    Absolutely NOTHING surprises me anymore . . . . maybe the world being in the “end times” is a blessing in disguise!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I have seen demonic possession first hand and have been a participant in casting them out…. if this story is true then YES , he had to have been possessed…. I’m sure some will think this is funny but until you see stuff like this for yourself dont make fun cuz demons want to do that to you as well……..

  • Anonymous

    Once again to make it easy… where are the medical reports? Hospital press conference???

  • Anonymous

    And they say drugs don’t kill people…….. maybe or maybe not but bullets do kill drug crazed lunatics…….
    I can’t imagine what the person who was attacked is going through….. they will be scared both physically and mentally for the rest of their lives…..
    .
    There really is nothing funny about this horrible event it shows how far man’s depravity can sink and only scratches the surface of the sick state our country is in……

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Ryan-Anderson/1315789849 Scott Ryan Anderson

    The naked man sounds much like the descriptions of the demon possessed in the Bible (before Jesus casted them out).

    I was inspired to put this video together a few days ago when Glenn was talking about how his wife home schools their child.  I can relate a great deal to what he said.  My wife and I sacrifice a great deal to home school our child as well because we do not want him violated.  Those “schools” are like juvenile detention centers, even the “good” public schools.
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSF4RzdAsqU “American Mosaic: Last Best Hope on Earth or a thousand Years of Darkness”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDOU6BBHOP6O27FRAGUJATPLFM Laura

    LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDOU6BBHOP6O27FRAGUJATPLFM Laura

    LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDOU6BBHOP6O27FRAGUJATPLFM Laura

    The Umbrella Corporation comes to mind

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDOU6BBHOP6O27FRAGUJATPLFM Laura

    The Umbrella Corporation comes to mind

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000217472237 Victor Ortiz

    1 explanation to dice ZOMBIES 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000217472237 Victor Ortiz

    1 explanation to this  ZOMBIES.. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/NeoGeo-Gaming/100002945712266 NeoGeo Gaming

     First of all, Bath Salt abuse reports in the past have never resulted in cannibalism. This is a unique case all its own. Authorities only ‘assumed’ the perpetrator was on ‘bath salt’ because he exhibited possible signs of being on the drug: 1.) being naked (the drug causes internal organs to overheat) and 2.)the person was acting crazy. HOWEVER, the person in this report also exhibited 1.) super human-like strength; 2.) ate a homeless person’s face (including his lips and an eyeballs), AND he grunted and groaned unintelligible when the police told him to ‘stop’. Instead, he went back to eating the man’s face. Google it people: there have been nine different cases just like this one in the past week in Florida. If this is a drug, it’s NOT Bath Salt. Whatever the fuck it is, we don’t want it going mainstream.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/NeoGeo-Gaming/100002945712266 NeoGeo Gaming

     I feel the same way. They’ve actually had ’9′ different cases in Florida within the past week. And no, I don’t believe it was Bath Salt. It’s already been said that Bath Salt doesn’t cause cannibalistic behavior. And like you, I want to know where the autopsy report is on the guy who ate the homeless man. And why did the Florida authorities wait until the 10th incident to tell us? I’ll tell you why: they’re fucking clueless and frightened.

  • Anonymous

    9 cases of cannibalism????? Why do you suppose this is not national news??? The media is not exploring this at all — that speaks volumes. Think about the non-stop coverage of things like “balloon boy”; Trayvon Martin, and the 30 yr. old cold case…. that ran all day, all weekend long…. this barely got a mention…and not at all on Fox— completely ignored. There is something VERY wrong here….

  • w. Parker

    Could it be Mr ManfromMars that it is because of the color of the cannibal?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZEPDFMCRNY6PP3FQN2VXWZQ3ME N E

    The Zombie Drug – Walker attack in Miami possible overdose of Angel’s Trumpet/Datura/Scopolamine?!

    http://jasoninwonderland.blogspot.com/2012/05/zombie-drug-walker-attack-in-miami.html

  • Anonymous

    Hey where did you hear about these other cases? Do you have a link? I live in Seattle and am having trouble finding any other info other than of this case… Any key words or something?? I tried to google it.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t find the 9 cases your talking about, can you provide a link or explanation of how to find these? I live in Seattle and am having trouble finding it…. are you in Florida? Do you have a name of a newspaper I can refer to for this information? Is it listed under a different title?

  • Anonymous

    Is there an actual video available to the general public or is this the media saying whatever is necessary to gain ratings? 

  • Anonymous

     So the racist pro-KKK Glenn Beck hater feels compelled to follow me around and respond to every comment I make on every subject I decide to comment on. Good job Sherlock. You found me again.

  • w. Parker

    racist – pro KKK?? what are you talking about?  Because of my comment above?  Better chill out pal as you’re nerves are shot

  • Anonymous

    Bath Salts , make people feel super human, there body gets so hot they melt from the inside so they feel like they have to take their clothes off, but imagine just sitting there  getting your face eaten. UGH Makes me sick, he obviously didnt feel pain, but it is a definately one of the sickest story.

  • Anonymous

    if soul brother # 1′s wife is gona do a book tour then she needs to get a few teeth removed. Too many teeth in that head..i can’t get past that look!

  • Anonymous

    Maybe it’s bathsalts mixed with the anthrax, so we will eat eachother

  • Anonymous

    So more coverage on the other existing nine attacks please, if these are all true….the government is trying to avoid possible panic….maybe

  • Anonymous

    I think alot of Glenn Beck and I have been listening for a long time..sad enough about his last show on fox, and I can’t find his radio talk on a.m. channel for some time….is it still on?

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck you are so awesome, you may never know how much America loves you, I love your shows and I am with you all the way…

  • http://cl.lk/23qx8aq Elizabeth H. Crane

     the media reflects it. http://WorkInFaceBook.notlong.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002566630939 Danielle Smith
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002566630939 Danielle Smith
  • Anonymous

    Well, duh… I know the term….where’s the hospital’s statement?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/RV2SN2GT7BFOQWZ76KVXXQ6XDM Lucyree

    It is cretins like you that make it difficult for americans to communicate effectively.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Jordan/100001283701501 Stephanie Jordan

    There is such thing as the Zombie virus. It’s in Africa. It causes brain damage to the point that the person becomes a vegetable.

  • Anonymous

    9 cases of canabilism?

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcus.biederstedt Marcus Biederstedt

    im sorry to say this but there is no amount of drugs that can make you survive six gun shots. ive seen people do more drugs than you can imagine, and ive seen people freak out. but not once have i seen or heard abou t someone eating someone elses face. he obviously had to have had mental issues of some sort, or the guy was a zombie.

    lets get real here, even if the government/hospital/whoevers job it is to figure out why he did it, found out why he did it, its not like there gonna tell us. the government probably has so much shit hidden from us its un american. there just going to tell you he was suffering from psycosis or something.

  • kingdomwarrior

    No, there has never been a time such as this. 

    I don’t imagine things will get better anytime soon, let’s not get feable now.

  • Anonymous

    Why?  He’s kind of right you know.  If you call people cretins for simply stating the TRUTH, you have NO idea what a cretin is, lol.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZMGHAFP5PXELUZ776TNFJWJBMU Paul

     your a fag

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZMGHAFP5PXELUZ776TNFJWJBMU Paul

     your a fag, too

  • Anonymous

    I said if you call people cretins for simply stating the truth, you have no idea what a cretin is. However, your statement there is just a TOTAL lie, lol. Now, according to Webster, a cretin is a stupid, vulgar, or insensitive person. Since you made up a stupid, vulgar, and insensitive LIE about me, you certainly fit the definition of a cretin, lol.

  • Anonymous

     WOW thank you somebody that actually has a mind of their own…… that’s the truth. everybody else just believes what the media tells them . im not even excluding bath salts as a possibility, but there is no proof at all for us to conclude it was bath salts even if they do find bath salts in the mans system it doesnt change anything. they would hav to specifically prove it was the bath salts that caused this & im not buying it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/julie.lamers1 Julie Lamers

    za is  here   .i lived  ga  it  won,t  take  long  to  get  here  .but  that  shot gun  now

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.klopfenstien Kyle Klopfenstien

    This is fucked up.