‘Denny’ got another letter from Obama.. but is it real?

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Glenn’s “friend” Denny got another letter from the Obama campaign, but something about this one doesn’t seem to be 100% accurate. Sure the Obama’s have gotten pretty desperate in their hunt for cash, but this seems to be a little ridiculous. And while Stu and Pat expressed some concern, Glenn was pretty insistent that Denny got this one in the mail too. That’s why there is all the important legalize at the bottom.

Read it below and decide for yourself:

Friend –

I need your help. Barack’s been giving me a hard time about my weight lately. He’s always mentioning that I’m getting a little bit of a belly

He’s so skinny it’s maddening — despite the fact that he’s always sneak-eating those cheeseburgers and milkshakes on the campaign trail — (I know everything he does… every minute of the day… Valerie Jarrett!)

But, Barack doesn’t know that I have a great reason for gaining a little weight… I’m pregnant!

How should I announce the news to Barack? Can you help me?

I want to get some “girlfriends” together to discuss the best way to surprise the President!

The next time Barack is flying around the country in our jet, campaigning or playing golf, four lucky ladies will join me for tea at the White House (de-caf of course – hey, I’m preggers!) and we’ll come up with a plan.

Here are a few of the ideas that my mom and I have already kicked around:

Re-decorate the Situation Room as a nursery… Barack was only in there one time for that photo when SEAL Team 6 killed Osama bin Laden… and it was just for five minutes. He barely even knows that room is there and Biden thinks it’s his “man cave.”

Leave some used pregnancy tests in the Oval Office… showing that someone’s been punished with a baby

Comment that adding a room to the White House and hiring a nanny would create a lot of jobs… good paying, UNION jobs in construction and health care!

Jerry Springer was here last week… invite Maury Povich to stop by and announce, “You ARE the baby’s father!” (tape it for pre-election, special edition of “Maury”)

There are sooooo many possibilities, we really need to tap into the “collective” brain power of the women of America.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered today in the Michele Obama Baby Shower lottery.



Michelle (and baby!)

Ps. If you don’t win this lottery, rest assured that there will be another and another and another… right up until the election. We’ll milk this for all we can. Think about it… We can have people join us for the sonogram video viewing, a nursery painting party, guess the baby’s sex, name the baby… it goes on and on and on!

No purchase, payment, or contribution necessary to enter or win. Contributing will not improve chances of winning. Void where prohibited. Entries must be received by July 32nd, 2012. You may enter by contributing to Obama for King of America here or click here to enter without contributing. Two (2) winners will each receive the following prize package: round-trip tickets for winner and a guest from within the fifty-seven U.S. States, DC, or Puerto Rico to a destination to be determined by Sponsor; hotel accommodations; and tickets for winner and a guest to an event with Michelle Obama, at a venue and for a duration to be determined by Sponsor (approximate retail value of all prizes $3,200). Odds of winning depend on number of entries received, and how you have voted in the last two elections, as well as how many “likes” you have given the President on Facebook. Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or anyone who happens to be in any of the 57 United States, District of Columbia and Puerto Rico and 18 or older (or age of majority under applicable law). Promotion subject to Official Rules and additional restrictions on eligibility. Sponsor: Obama for King of America, 4130 E. Randolph St., Chicago, IL 60601.

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  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    I will have to admit, when he first started reading the letter I felt it could have been a legitimate notice of Michelle Obama being pregnant; and the part of the Obamas doing a fund raiser around such a event is up their alley indeed.

    Good spoof Glenn. Very good and well done.

    For the record, I think we should have a massive, nation wide celebration for the day Obama is out of office, tried for his crimes, along with each of the administration traitors as well, and put behind bars for life and a year.

    Also, as you stated Glenn, if Obama is reelected, I expect the round up decrees will be signed within the hour and the final crushing of freedom in the nation will commence. He will have nothing to fear and no one to stop him save a civil war with the American people themselves.

    • http://twitter.com/GeorgettaDCarra Georgetta D. Carrara

      Don’t you think this is kinda low to talk about the first lady like this? http://MadeOnlineCash.blogspot.com

      • Anonymous

        WHY are YOU here Georgetta????  If you want candy canes, sweet nothings and lies, go the the main stream media. . . . . they will accommodate you every second of the day!!!! 

        Here’s what I think:  for those who can’t take a joke, perhaps they need an attitude adjustment.  After all we have very little, if anything, to laugh about these days, and similar emails come out from the White House on a daily basis and frankly are getting more than a little annoying!!!  I know because I subscribed so I would know what they are doing.

        Girl, take a chill pill . . . . respect is EARNED, not just given for no good reason!  No one said they didn’t respect the position she holds, but as for respecting the person???  Well, you decide if you think either of them has EARNED the respect of the American people!!!!!

        • Anonymous

           Georgetta is just a troll looking for a place to spread her Spam.

        • Anonymous

          could not agree more with your post. Respect does have to be earned and these two have not earned it. Yes,some give it to them even though they didn’t earn it. Georgetta get a second job your hero is planning more vacations and needs your money.LOL

          • Anonymous

            hiway, Georgetta does have a job.  Check her post.  She is a

            spammer.  Though, if she wants to donate her earnings to The

            One, she may need a 2nd job.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000805020665 Glenda Waller


      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PGJZA6HFIZKBN42EZ6367GH6IM Ajean72

         Shut up you useful idiot. There is NOTHING good about this first family. Nothing! Now go troll somewhere else.

    • new2la

      Absolutely Snow…….I’ll bring the marshmallows! A big party with fireworks and balloons. There will be rejoicing in the streets all over America. There will be signs that say, “Lord, we will never again take you for granted, thank You for all You do.”.

  • Stephan Bruno

    Don’t you think this is kinda low to talk about the first lady like this?

    • Anonymous

      She’s no lady. She’s just his “all this for a damn flag” wife.

    • HairyDawg71

      One could use every curse word or derogatory expression in the book in reference to Obammy and his fat-ass Mammy and not reach the level of “low” that are the Obammy’s. Now, have a great day.

  • Anonymous

    Restore love and honor indeed… Beck you ever look into your heart?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Raymond-Manuel-De-Mello/1613971998 Raymond Manuel De Mello

    I am just curious as to whom the father may be. Hmmmm.

    • Anonymous

      Ummm, could it be satan?

  • Anonymous

    Don’t know whether it is real or not, but it IS hilarious! Think about it, they’ve used similar scams for donations. As for if there is a bun in her oven, how do we know who the real baby-daddy is? Barry has been campaigning. Word is they barely speak and were on the verge of divorce until he ran for office. Not to mention that Barry is ‘into’ body men! I think we should search the White House for Turkey Basters before we go rolling out the baby invitations. And while we’re at it, have them all submit blood for DNA testing…just to be sure who everybody’s daddy is.

    • Anonymous

      It’s a joke — doesn’t anybody here get that from the list of ideas “she” and “mom” provided?  I don’t know who submitted the joke, but I’m sure it didn’t come from any official source.

      • sparducks

         It’s kind of gross but a very clever joke. If she were able to still get pregnant at her age They would probably use this as a campaign ploy. She’s pretty old of course having all of our money could probably fix that eh?

      • Anonymous

        I said it was hilarious. Didn’t you read what I wrote? Evidently Southern Smart-ass doesn’t translate well in the comment section.

        • sparducks

          Momma I hate to break it to you but you used an american black bear in your photo, it has no resemblance to a grizzly. every time I see it I cringe. I would just google grizzly photos. and steal one. Grizzlies are quite distinct from black bears, but that is a great photo of a black bear. I really like your earings.

          • Anonymous

            Obviously you haven’t read the how to and why of my picture and my name. Scroll through the comments in my profile and find it. I KNOW it is a black bear! Seems I explained it to someone else 2-3 days ago. Have fun!

            And your photo is Daffy Duck with boxing gloves! Next!

          • sparducks

            WTF. I thought it was donald. This whole time I’ve been readin my own posts in donalds voice. Oh wait a
            minute it does sound better in daffy’s voice. Actually more sofisticated. Yeah! Daffy was much better at lambasting. why of course I can be plied with alcohol.

          • Anonymous

            Daffy hath a speeth impedimenth.

          • sparducks

            scrolling through your comments seems like i’m looking up your dress.

          • Anonymous

            Bears don’t wear dresses.

          • sparducks

            Apparently ducks do.

          • Anonymous

            Just Daisy.

          • sparducks


          • sparducks

            Okay . Found it . But……………….It’s way over my head. I shoulda stayed in college.

          • Anonymous

            Shoulda stayed in college? Doesn’t matter. Just keep reading. Read everything you can get your hands on.

            “See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you’re gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don’t do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library.” Will, from Good Will Hunting

      • Anonymous

         Didn’t you read the “fine print” at the end??

        • sparducks

          Just look at the picures pal. can barely read.

      • Anonymous

        Of course it’s not real. That’s the point. It’s ridiculous. 

      • sparducks

        Yeah I think everyones on board, here, chrisnick.

      • sparducks

        BTW how do you know she not preggy? What a fabulous campaign ploy. Oh yeah Barack: Still young and verile. Able to deliver that ICBM and hit the target. And Michelle Awwwww! preggy! Love her sooooo much! how cute! Oh baby names! oh Where does michelle shop for baby clothes? And then of course she’d be front page on people’s celeb baby edition. FN predictable.

    • Anonymous

      MommaG,  It looks like the letter is a joke.  UNLESS, the Oct. surprise is to announce

      her pregnancy!   And everyone (esp. the media) goes ”Aww” and gushes all over.

      They could get a lot of traction from that, probably.  The media won’t let them down.

      Wonder how many have taken up the offer of being one of the lucky ones to share the

      birthday of the Prez by donating to his campaign and their name being placed in a

      drawing?   Golly, I’m so excited!

      • Anonymous

        All pomp and circumstance, bluff and bluster. Just what we need… another increase to the surplus population. Just because the Wookie is preggers, doesn’t mean he should be re-elected. Let him find work like the rest of the 10+% of the population that is unemployed. HA!

    • sparducks

      love the vernacular  used.

  • Jerry Conradt

    Does the word “USER” mean anything to you?  This is the definition.   Obama is so                 pro- abortion why not now,  why not their child or is it just a non live growth. 
    So sad.  
    Only GOD knows the plan and what is best. 
    Blessings  /  JC

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OZXYBQW2XA4EERLJKYQNTNOSNQ Equinox

    Remember that trip to Area 51? Well that was a little more than just a visit.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/TQDXM4X6P534JQ2AGPIKLXSZWM GloriaS

    Seems a little fishy to me.  However, with that administration everything is fishy.   For one if she is pregnant she is still in her first trimester.  This means at least another 7 1/2 – 8 months to go.  Isn’t this a little premature in re-decorating that room when hopefully they won’t be in the White House anymore unless they know something we don’t.  Sounds like someone wants money and not sure it’s from Mrs. Commie.  I will not donate a penny to that group.

    • new2la

      Oh look, Michele is pregnant…..how sweet. See, I just don’t know how people can be against the Pres. And his little family….I think I’ll vote for him!

      That’s the scenario as I see it.

      • Anonymous

        new21,  Gottcha!   Anything for a vote!  If they can’t raise the money, they will

        try something else.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/PXJB6QBEWHLI76BC6SGB5VAIF4 Mally

    Don’t give them any ideas?  They would try this.

  • Anonymous

    It’s probably been calculated. Think nobody will say anything about Michele’s lavish lifestyle on TAXPAYERS $. It’s not going to work, I’m writting and telling everyone I walk into. How’d u enjoy that vacation to Paris or Spain last year on your dollar?

  • Anonymous

    God help us, not another one. 

  • Anonymous

    Wonder who the father is?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/R2R4SI2GNDXTXMAHYUDJTEMKW4 Brian

    Oh for crying out loud Glenn! Your “Denny” email has been hacked by Nigerian Progressives who think you are dumb enough to actually report this as fact! Or worse, actually donate!
    If ANYBODY falls for this..I have a great deal on some Minnesota swamp land!

    • Anonymous

      It’s a joke, lighten up.  What’s scary is I gather from other comments some people DO think it’s serious.

    • new2la

      I signed on last year to a “re-elect Obama site and I was getting 2-3 emails per day. I wanted to see what was going on…I had to stop, it was getting annoying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sandy-Caruso/1587245855 Sandy Caruso

    Obama may just get a “son” that looks like……

  • Anonymous

    Glenn – you shaved!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GBW33WAJD3J6WJ7VBHW5FDGQLY SharonL

    Obviously a JOKE. Legalese ” Entries must be received by July 32nd, 2012. You may enter by contributing to Obama for King of America”. What will be sooooo sad is that people reading this spoof on Glen will think it’s real. To Glen: I know a little fun now and then is a great stress reliever. What I would have preferred seeing is the possible vindication of the Bush Administration decision to go to war with Iraq and topple Sadaam; the WMD’s in Iraq Moved to Syrai!!!!! which was stated during the Bush Administration over and over; where is the headline??? 

  • Anonymous

    She has gained weight and is finding a way to excuse it. Besides, if she was pregnant, she would have already been to her favorite abortion clinic. Too much junk food. All the stuff she is taking away from the rest of America goes down her hatch. She is a buffoon. If the letter is real, then it is one more WH scam to fleece America’s blind people into taking more of their money. It is the new form of taxation. Give to them willingly. You are just sponsoring her next vacation. She sits there in the middle of her money pile and gloats and pores over vacation pamphlets trying to decide where to go next. There aren’t many places left. She has left her stink over most of the world.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if it’s Barack’s?   Because he didn’t’ make that…someone else did…

  • Anonymous

    When are people going to get that straight.  It’s 58 states……..”57 one more to go”>

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002749002870 Valerie Sojourner

    That SURELY would keep them in their Whitey mansion!  Who would throw out a mama and baby!  I’m surprised they didn’t think of it first…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002749002870 Valerie Sojourner

    Actually, now that I think of it…it could be the ultimate anchor baby!

  • http://twitter.com/TheBlockTVinc TheBlockTV™

    Beck you are an idiot! 

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