Glenn’s “friend” Denny got another letter from the Obama campaign, but something about this one doesn’t seem to be 100% accurate. Sure the Obama’s have gotten pretty desperate in their hunt for cash, but this seems to be a little ridiculous. And while Stu and Pat expressed some concern, Glenn was pretty insistent that Denny got this one in the mail too. That’s why there is all the important legalize at the bottom.
Read it below and decide for yourself:
I need your help. Barack’s been giving me a hard time about my weight lately. He’s always mentioning that I’m getting a little bit of a belly
He’s so skinny it’s maddening — despite the fact that he’s always sneak-eating those cheeseburgers and milkshakes on the campaign trail — (I know everything he does… every minute of the day… Valerie Jarrett!)
But, Barack doesn’t know that I have a great reason for gaining a little weight… I’m pregnant!
How should I announce the news to Barack? Can you help me?
I want to get some “girlfriends” together to discuss the best way to surprise the President!
The next time Barack is flying around the country in our jet, campaigning or playing golf, four lucky ladies will join me for tea at the White House (de-caf of course – hey, I’m preggers!) and we’ll come up with a plan.
Here are a few of the ideas that my mom and I have already kicked around:
Re-decorate the Situation Room as a nursery… Barack was only in there one time for that photo when SEAL Team 6 killed Osama bin Laden… and it was just for five minutes. He barely even knows that room is there and Biden thinks it’s his “man cave.”
Leave some used pregnancy tests in the Oval Office… showing that someone’s been punished with a baby
Comment that adding a room to the White House and hiring a nanny would create a lot of jobs… good paying, UNION jobs in construction and health care!
Jerry Springer was here last week… invite Maury Povich to stop by and announce, “You ARE the baby’s father!” (tape it for pre-election, special edition of “Maury”)
There are sooooo many possibilities, we really need to tap into the “collective” brain power of the women of America.
Michelle (and baby!)
Ps. If you don’t win this lottery, rest assured that there will be another and another and another… right up until the election. We’ll milk this for all we can. Think about it… We can have people join us for the sonogram video viewing, a nursery painting party, guess the baby’s sex, name the baby… it goes on and on and on!
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