Funniest monologue EVER, EVER, EVER

That’s Amazing!

Glen you know Obama is a userper and a freud!

I love you Glenn Beck!

Holy Glenn….. Amazing!

Wow Glenn! You can really drive a point home! Too bad the blind America cannot see past their unemployment, disability or welfare checks to see daylight or the truth! Or any light at all! Can we get a copy of this on the evening national news? I mean this is goooood stuff. Wait…it may make the liberals lose it or lose all of it!! Love you man! Cause you are the man! Funny Touching home stuff! Think they get it?

This is a classic!

The mad scientists in disbelief with the voice of Gene Wlder “My god,. Why didn’t I think of that” ?

I have to admit. It is funny, But how come?

Glen you know Obama is a userper and a freud! http://Millionaire4Project.blogspot.com

Hillarious!!

BROVO

glenn beck shows us once again how he is a fucking idiot!!!!

Glenn at his best! Great!

Another ignorant vulgar post from a Liberal Progressive hatemonger.
Strtlk is the face of Liberal Progressives in this country.
Save America, vote Conservative.

Excellent.  I want to be able to share this video segment with friends.

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 Is that all you got? Typical leftist who can’t produce a single sentence of evidence to prove Glenn is wrong so resorts to name calling to make himself feel big some how…wow..you are proof our schools have failed.

For those who like to use cuss words to drive your point home, I have a present for you. This list is simple to use. Take one word from each column and preface the statement with “Thou…” I do however suggest that you look up the meaning of the words as an overall vocabulary enhancing tool.

For those who like to use cuss words to drive your point home, I have a present for you. This list is simple to use. Take one word from each column and preface the statement with “Thou…” I do however suggest that you look up the meaning of the words as an overall vocabulary enhancing tool.

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It’s pretty insane this guy was elected. This actually just shows how stupid Americans have become.

Is that a picture of the monkey god that Obozo worshiped?

Love it when you get on a rant!!!  Better than most Sunday Preachers

Tutu is the Hawaiian name for grandmother. Even I am an honorary tutu on the Big Island – this is a great name.  Aloha!

These are the things I would like to have available to the public before Barak Obama is even eligible to run for President again.
List of lobbyist that were met outside the white-house.
Illinois State Bar Association records
Medical records
Passport
Property Records
University of Chicago scholarly articles
Harvard Law Review articles
Harvard Law School records
Columbia thesis “Soviet Nuclear Disarmament”
Columbia University records
Occidental College records
Selective Service Records
Punahou School records
Obama kindergarten records.

Barak Obama has all of the above sealed. Why?

I think it goes to show how stupid Americans are……………….just saying.

Paula said I didnt know that a mom able to get paid $6174 in one month on the network. did you see this(Click on menu Home)

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You are the greatest love ya  , I learn so much from you , I miss you on the fox channel ..I will pass this along to friends and family ……This is good stuff should be a an alert news for everyone to listen to so everyone can wake the hell up, before this Amazing Country is Destroyed….

bravo!!

Beck, you are part of the bigoted, racist, uneducated and ignorant crowd.

I can’t wait for the next piece of fiction he writes…… the memoir”s of a one term president……
I wonder if the monkey was an amalgam of all the monkeys he had known?……….
So the young lad got to watch the execution of a chicken……. and describes it dispassionately as one changing a flat tire…… no wonder he has no problem with abortion….. a subject he claimed was above his pay grade…… we should have a poll on which seven of the fiftyseven states Chairman “O” and the missus should retire to?……….

Glenn Beck,  you were hysterical.  I still can’t get over how funny you were and I absolutely cracked up.

Will share this over and over again.  I pray for you and your work on a regular basis.  When I read the psalms written by prophets who were lamenting, I think they wept like you did.  You have put a face to their words for me.  Reading Scripture has come a little more alive because of your heart AND voice.  

Will share this over and over again.  I pray for you and your work on a
regular basis.  When I read the psalms written by prophets who were
lamenting, I think they wept like you did.  You have put a face to their
words for me.  Reading Scripture has come a little more alive because
of your heart AND voice.   

This whole implosion is very interesting to observe.  I see people running around like chickens with their heads cut off.  I intend to not participate in this upcoming collapse.  Just stop and think clearly and trust in Christ.  He will lead us through the trials.  Having said that, be ready to be mobile.
Our enemies are the usual suspects.  You know who they are.  They are the people who demand that we all drink of their cup of theft,perversion of all things good,baby killing and the like.  They are all followers of the evil one.
Be vigilant but do not lose your heads when the little toady minions get angrier and louder and more physical.  Just be prepared to defend all those God has given to you as a trust.

A side note thought:  “Extremism in the defence of liberty is no vice”—Barry Goldwater.

PS  Glenn asks if you know anyone who has a pet monkey.  No I do not.   But then I don’t know wierd people like Tyson, Jackson and Soros.

That was genius!!  Thank you Glenn, as always.  God Bless you!!!

I figured Obama didn’t worship God.

Because if he did, he would expose himself for the liar he is.

monkey

The reason he got elected is because he was never vetted by the MSM, had he been he would have never gotten elected. SO most people didn’t know how different he really is.

This is good stuff should be a an alert news for everyone to listen to so everyone can wake the hell up, before this Amazing Country is Destroyed.http://KingofProfits.blogspot.com

False reporting: Obama never said the American people (in general) were closed minded. Well, he might have said it in Beck’s head. It would make sense, especially when you want to convey to your zombie drones that Obama is anti- American people (which, of course, Beck does).

It was his own words from his auto book where is misreporting.

It seems thata lot of conservatives hint at about whats going to happen if Obama is re-elected. I want to know exactly what. I predict if he is reelected he will be the last elected president. I see no citizen ownership of property or items. Glen Texas may not be big enough I hope you have someplace else just in case.

Nope. Fail. Direct quote, with page number and context, please. If not, shut the f**k up.

My sister called me right after this segment.. We just loved it and were totally amazed with Glenn as it took someone special to be able to go through that litany the way he did.  Thumbs up Glenn!

Oh sure he does.  Several times a day.  The mirror he worships at was designed by
Tiffany.

This should win an EMMY! How clever and frightenly true. Glenn at his very Best!

Beautiful state you live in……poor thing! A Yankee in Conn.

Well done Glen. You are now on my Facebook.
Keep it up and God  Bless You.

IN GOD WE TRUST.

I hate that Glenn forgot to add to his litany of Barry’s exoticness that HIS NANNY was a male gay, name of Turdi, who cross-dressed as a woman name of Evie.

It is a shame that Glenn did not add to Barry’s exoticness that his nanny in Indonesia was a male gay, name of Turdia, who cross dressed as a female name of Evie. He also referred to a sister in Boston, but I think it is Barry’s auntie, Zeituni, not his sister. 

That was great entertainment Glenn. He was surrounded by a bunch of loco’s.

BTW, not to remove any humor from the video, but Tutu in HI is a term used in reference to Grandma or Granny.  Barry referred to her as “toots” ,,he couldn’t even get that one right without his teleprompter.

Finally, Glenn Beck, someone who’s come out with the real story vs the fairytale.  Again, two movies come to mind.  The movies “No Way Out” and “The Lion King”.

That was Obama voice why do I need to prove anything with him saying it out loud on his audio book.

Thank you Glenn, you open up eyes. I spoke to a friend the other day and said I would vote for Romney because he was a god fearing man but she stated he was not a christian. I admit I don’t know much about the Morman faith but I do know when I see a God fearing Man and Romney is that. Romney for President!

Sure. Yet Obama’s voice doesn’t say at any time Americans in general are close minded. At least quote what the voice says. If not, again, shut the f**k up.

Do you need to swear at me to? That the problem with this country uncivil debate.

Don’t change the subject. Quote where Obama said it or shush. Or rather, more sanely, realize Beck is lying. He’s manipulating Obama’s words so he can discredit him. And you are falling for it. Why? Because it is convenient for your Obama-hate to believe Obama is anti-American. You wanna know what’s wrong with this country’s political debate? Not swearing, of course. But the constant and blatant deformation of facts and truths. What is that? Well, just watch Beck. He provides his fanatics a pure version of this crap politics. The amazing thing is: you all freaking buy it!! LOL. You guys should see how pathetic ya’ll look believing the hate-clothed-in-love that is Glenn Beck.

I don’t know why you just go after Beck the other side does it just as well maybe that is why I am sick of both sides right now. All sides are just beating each other over the side of the head with nothing to show for it. Like the debt both side agree that it needs to come down but none is willing to stop funding their pet projects. That is what I meant so what if he is MSNBC does it to the right all the time.

That is correct. MSNBC is crap too. CNN, well, getting there slowly. Let others point their faults. I am here to be a persistent voice that points out Beck’s hypocrisy. If you like Beck, you’re not gonna like me. I can more than live with that. I, for once, don’t buy into everything Obama. I just think the claims that he’s unAmerican, Muslim, or Socialist are way out there in the land of malevolent fantasy.

When did Barry become humble all of a sudden?   The shy lil’ ol’ thing!     When did it become:

Hey!  It’s all about you!  Please don’t pay any attention to me!

 ever wonder why obama’s followers don’t have enough confidence in him to insist he unseal his records? will the truth hurt? unravel their unshakable truth in the freat imposter?

 mirroe mirror on the wall…..

 remind you of the story of the emperor’s new clothes???

 i am a Mormon too…i know a lot of people of different faiths, and i think they are all Christians if they accept Jesus Christ as their Savior and try to emulate his life and ways. Look at who Romney is! he was governor for 4 years without accepting any oay for it. he gives 10 percent of his gains for tithing, which goes to help the less fortunate. he pays his way and reimburses people if his campaign stops cost a business money. several other instances are there. He picked a running partner who strengthens and enhances the vision of restoring this country to its former glory…compared to the TOAD
we have for a president now, the choice should seem obvious!

 how about the gray-bar estate…i think it’s called guantanamo.

 the whole thing is, we know we cannot depend on the main-stream media, we need to be engaged and find out things for ourselves. like Glenn says, do our homework and don’t just take others’ word for things. if we don’t learn to do this and shake off the lazy complacency, sooner or later we will as a country, be done for.

OMG, this is classic Glen!  Gotta watch!  Love the dog’s t-shirt

Were does this guy get his facts and statistics? 3% is racist? When is the last time someone came to your door and asked “hey are you racist?” and than applied it to statistical data. Propaganda is what this is.

All starts in Topeka K.! with his birth there.

Ask Orly Taitz to ask for the court order for his birth records from Forbes Air Force Base Hospital, Topeka Ks; death certificate of his real Dad amd later marriage certificate to Obama Sr allin Topeka before hisbirth. Plus ask for justice for the three dead in a racial hate crime attak against his prents and he unborn after 50+years of a cover-up which led to all the fake bioand intrigue astherewasno witness protection program in 1961 and no civil rights laws, either. Plus his maternal grandmother’s relatives at Westboro Baptist where raial hatreed fed the gossip frnzy in the commuity and at Topeka hs. Go back to the beginning and understand much better.Linda Joy Adams eye witness to events and circumstances of his birth.

As of 1/71, his maternal grandmother stopped me with a racial tirade from mentioning anything to him about his birth and origins in Tpopke Ks. I have no evidence he has been told tthe truth to date and I never had another chance. Only question: does he know and when. I have e-mailed my poatings om my sites to campaigmn and white house since 7/26/12 when I began sharing my eewitness account. This should have all ended in 9/12 after I filed affidavit with state of Ks and Sec of Stae  Kris Kobach’s staff searched for birth, marriage and death of real Dad before birth in Topka ks. Forbes Air Force base birth records are aon a sreparate data base and after I had given real Dad’s name and asked to check under Soetoro as it should have been changed if adoption took placere,even in Indonesia they said: WE don’t think he knows> Quyesrtion did some one or his attorneys ask to check the Ks records and no one checked Forbes and ghave a negative reply? Is all this over some beaucratic snafu as Forbes was not in city limits and “military records handled differently ” and not checked.? Sec of State Kris obach knows why he told the Ks judge that president is eligible, but everyone thinks he accepted the Hawaii record? He knows, can’t say and Orly Taitz didn’t ask for the court order and fueled more specvulation…Linda Joy Adams

Orly Taitz would not ask for the Ks court order for all the original records, as if she is paid to continue not ging after the truth?

Didn’t realize he was born in Topeka Ks?

Westbora Baptist reatives, not typical Christians!

One has to tell a child the truth of origins. He didn’t know as Ks Staff remarked!

MSM knew of his birth in TOpeka Ks and they hid it from us. WHY?

Beck has giant gonads to harass Obama over his background. Beck grew up in a broken family after his parents divorced. Then his drunken mother accidentally drowned, and Beck lied about it being a “suicide.” That was the first of several blatant lies about his family.

After graduation, Beck shacked up with a couple of buddies.  Beck was reportedly (by the other housemate) SLEEPING WITH A DUDE EVERY NIGHT! And now he’s a “conservative” commentator?!?!

Puleeze, Mr. Beck; stop making crap up about Obama. Fact is, too many Americans are close-minded and bigoted, including many of Beck’s followers who cannot or will not understand just how often Beck lies.

My questions are: Did Bill Ayers’ family support BHO while in HS and early college?  What were their influence on BHO?  It’s obvious that his family, mentors and leanings are communist.  His dealings with socialist, communist and Marxist are proof.  BHO’s “free stuff” has taken over and won the election for him.  They all worship Marx, Mao, Lenin, Stalin, Castro, Che and others.  This is a “no brainer” and is a wake up call to the hard working tax payers of America.  If you don’t like what has happened in America over the last 23 decades, then move to the EU and take the UN with you.  When ever I encounter a vocal liberal, I ask “What part of the EU did you or your family come from, the part that America’s Greatest Generation kicked ass or the part that they saved”.  It works every time.  They go elsewhere to argue their case.

Obama is a lying SOB. Let’s see, he went to Indonesia at five years of age. And we are to believe he remembered all this “zoo” crap in such detail. I remember next to nothing in detail when I was five. I bet you don’t remember much either. When asked about some things he could have done different during first term, Obama said he should have told the American people a better “story” and he might have got more done. A story is just what we have gotten from Obama and there ain’t an ounce of truth in it. This impostor is a frackin’ liar of the first degree. And Glenn, we are not closed minded, we are STUPID for electing this half black numbskull. Everything he did in his life prior to running for president was centered on black people and black people only. He rejected white America at every opportunity. He has no intention of being or even trying to be the president of ALL the people. Hell, he’s a failure at being president for just the black people. Pray Psalm 109:8

There is only one answer,one way,one life,one truth—Jesus Christ. To surrender your life,your mind,your heart to Jesus. To have a personal day to day relationship with Jesus.The Jesus of the King James Bible. Not the Jesus of NATGO, CNN, PBS. ABC, CBS, or NBC.. When  people surrender their lives to Jesus,accept Him as their Lord and Savior and become a new creature ,born again then and only then will this country have a chance at survival. When that happens and we return to the God of the bible we might be able to return to the country we were intended to be. “Under God”, “In God we trust” The country our fore fathers died to create, the rights they died to protect, a nation they died for in order that it would survive. We have become a God less country no different from European countries or other nations of the world. We are no longer special or unique, or the Republic that millions of soliders have died to protect. We should not apologize to anyone for saying that we are a Christian Nation under God. Not Muslim, Buddist, Taoist,Shintoist, Naturalist, or whatever. We have given our birth right away and for what? Socialism, communism, liberalism.? Non of those have ever worked or lasted. No matter how many times they keep trying to rebuild the same thing over and over.
They have failed time and time again. When you remove God from the equation and rely soley on Man to make things work right you have already started with the wrong premise to begin with. Man is not basicly good and is certainy not all knowing and loving. Good luck with the Theory of Evolution—Never happend folks, can’t be proven, is and has always been only a Theory.  Oh! also a flawed Theory with more holes than a piece of Swiss Cheese. There are also hundres of scientists that believe in creation and not evolution.But you will never hear about them on main stream TV, radio, newpapers ,etc because they are all evolutionist. Anyway, Jesus alone, Jesus plus nothing— is the answer!

His short form of COLB published in 2008 had no Certificate #!  Long form presented after two years had Birth # 10641.  In every County of our birth in the United States, a Certified Copy of our Birth Certificate can be obtained in a matter of minutes!  Why was HIS identified as a Certificate of “Live” Birth instead of a Certified Certificate of Birth?  There were 17,578 babies born in Hawii in 1961, an average of 48 per day.  His alledged COLB, registered on August 8, 1961 was # 10641.  The next births recorded were on August 11, 1961, registered for Nordyke twins, Birth #’s 10637 and 10638.  How did HE get registered BEFORE the Nordyke twins were born?  And where/who are the other three undocumented babies BORN/missing between #38 and #41?  ALSO:  After coming to America, he was here twenty years yet NO record f what he was doing in that twenty years!  Except raking in billions of dollars that most are unaccountedx for?  And WHY (it WAS documented) did he use an “ALIAS” in Chicago?  Who resided at the 5046 S Greenwood Avenue house where Michelle was listed as a spouse/sister!  Later HE was listed as living there with Michelle as spouse/sister, yet only TWO people were listed as residing at that address!  Stranger YET was the fact that BOTH men had the same birth date and the same SS#!  Which brings up another strange issue!  Until 2009, using it on his Income tax statement, was a Social Security number that belonged to Jean Paul Ludwig!  Who was born in France in 1890, immigrating to America in 1924.  In 1977 in Connecticut he was issued the Social Security Number 042-68-4425!  He later passed away in Hawaii!  He had never applied for Social Security benefits, so there was no reason to notify them of his death!  But there is probably a very good explanation for ll these coincidents!  No need to worry about them!  His “CREATORS” have it all under CONTROL!  Including US! 

 Victor Tiffany, don’t you ever get tired of hating Glenn Beck? of being obsessed with Glenn Beck? Don’t you get tired of lying about him? of trying to smear him?  What is your purpose here, other than your sick psychotic obsession with Beck and to annoy people? … You post as “Guest” how cowardly!

Man that was well done…for those who want to know the truth!  For the rest of you, turn a blind eye to it.

I believe that Obama’s followers don’t care if he’s an imposter or a fraud.  There is a large group of American voters who don’t believe in our constitution, who want free stuff handed to them and they don’t care at what cost, there are many who are ignorant and don’t know history or government, there are many who are full of greed and are evil.  That is what we’re up against.  It is not just POTUS.

Victor has no gonads. LMAO

Nope. Mamma’s got ‘em in her purse. LMAO!

Mr. Beck,

Amen, Amen, and Amen.  I am glad you explained it to the people what we Americans really are to our some what exotic President. 

Thank you,

Scott 

THE MEDIA SHOULD’VE INVESTIGATED AND SHOWED US. BUT NOOOO THAT’S WHY THEY TOOK OVER THE MEDIA FIRST! OUR REP’S IN CONGRESS SHOULD 
SHOULD DEMAND TO SEE ALL OF THE RECORDS BEFORE SWARING HIM IN! THEY SHOULD IMPEACH FOR NOT HAVING THESE RECORDS AND FOR UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITIES. THEY SHOULD HAVE THE GUTS TO IMPEACH HUSSEIN-OBAMA AND ALL HE HAS HIRED! WE HAVE TO GET THEM ALL OUT!
AND CONFISCATE ALL SOROS’ MONEY WHICH HE OWNS EVERYBODY WITH!!
GLENN IS RIGHT ALWAYS RIGHT! THE TRUTH LIVES HERE! AND THEY ARE ALL COWARDS…LEADING US TO AGENDA21!

…and anybody who stands up to them are made fun of…McCarthy and the UN-American Committee,Allen West speaking the Truth that 80% of Congress are Communists….Glenn…and all his predictions came true! the same reason why media wont investigate SOROS and the Secret-ary of State Project,SOSP,because the Socialist belief they believe in is “the one’s who vote have nothing,the ones who count the votes have everything!” that why George Soros put his people in all the Secretary Of State positions!Barry-Hussein-Osama oops Obama his life has been mapped out his whole life. He started his education/career at 8 years old in the home of terrorist Bill Ayers–the start of ACORN! whose bible is RulesForRadicals which is a book dedicated to Lucifer! That is Whom Is Running Our Country…for a hundred years…with a brief shining moment of Ronald Reagan..and could’ve with Bobby Kennedy! but the 60s turned our country upside down…and with BHO of 1961. 1961 upside down IS 1961 proof our country was turned upside down then.take GOD out of schools and you put Guns In…which is better?and these 60s radical children are running US to the ground! Get Back To God To Save US!

Best. Video. Ever.  

And speaking of moronic reactionaries who cannot comprehend just how much Glenn Beck lies about Obama, here’s Sandie expressing personal attack to hide how much she believes the utter nonsense Mr. Beck spews.

Luckily for America, Sandie and her ilk are a small but loud and obnoxious minority in this nation, a fading minority of white supremacists. 

Thank you Glenn!
Put this video on a flash drive to show all my friends and family.
God Bless all the Beck’s during this most holy of holidays.
May you all have good health in the New Year.
Love you Glenn!
Get some rest the next three weeks. We are gonna need you these next few years.
Thank you for all that you do.

You have been brainwashed by Glenn Beck and other liars. Your question is moot!  

Glenn, just letting you know you really got to them with exotic life of BO.  Someone or something kept blocking everything out with a blank white space.  Had to keep scrolling up and down to get bits and pieces. Finally was able to hit on the play video arrow and they could not block me out.  This has been happening quite a bit the past couple of months.  Just thought you would like to know.   Keep us the Good work.

“For finding and forging a new majority, for turning weakness into opportunity and for seeking, amid great adversity, to create a more perfect union, Barack Obama is TIME’s 2012 Person of the Year,” Stengel explained in his note this year.

Screw you Mr. Beck, reactionary, deceitful propagandist who couldn’t cut it in college.