Meet Romney Fett!

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Glenn has a habit of adding some pretty crazy stuff to his radio and television sets. Whether it be historical antiques, giant safes containing old and important documents, Woodrow Wilson action figures, or Civil Rights-era photographs, Glenn is constantly updating and tweaking the gigantic Studio C in Dallas, TX. THis morning, he unveiled the newest addition to the studio: Barack Obama frozen in carbonite, guarded by the silent sentry Romney Fett!

“Do you remember, Stu, the eighth episode of ‘Star Wars’?” Glenn asked.

Of course, any fan of Star Wars (or movies in general) knows there was no eighth episode of Star Wars, but that didn’t stop Glenn from elaborating on his really cool new set piece.

“Do you remember Romney Fett?”

Glenn explained in the eighth episode of Star Wars, the clean cut, suit wearing Romney Fett chased Obama and trapped him in a block of carbonite.

“If you see the president on television or something, it’s an old tape,” Glenn joked.

” If you see, there’s ‑‑ on the side of it there’s actually little green lights, you know, that you saw in the movie with Han Solo when he got out.  But let’s remember, he got out because Princess Leia was there.  We have banned Princess Leia from coming into this studio and there’s no blankets in the studio.  So she can’t put a blanket around him.  And he’s like, ‘I’m so cold.  I’m blind now.’  She can’t do any of that.  So… I think we’ve sealed away.”

Glenn said after Romney Fett defeats and traps Barack Obama in Episode 8, Romney Fett ends up bringing the economy back to life in Episode 9.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Very good analogy Glenn – Obama has frozen the economy and the nation solid, sold us down the river and done all he can to do his socialistic fundamental transformation of the nation to the stage of absolute economic collapse.

    Romney, and all of America will have our hands full in bringing the nation back and then sailing to the stars; we need the government off our backs and out of our way to do so. For it is the PEOPLE who will be the determiners of our future – success or failure.

    God grant us the wisdom and grace and blessing to make the most of the time and second chance to come back to a Republic as you have given us.

  • Anonymous

    OH you are so right… Republicans have placed this whole country in a block of granite. They are the party of no. They would rather the country go down the tubes then to follow a man who knew precisely what needed to be done to get the country out of the mess Republicans put us in. Glen Beck is an alcoholic, idiot. You people that follow this clown are being led by a moron.

  • http://youtu.be/ff8jDkOHp3U Sam Fisher

    Oh look it the stereotypical liberal. See how he can’t debate the facts and goes for the personal attacks. It their only defense to the truth that Obama is not the messiah it really quite sad that this is the best he can do but who can blame him he has a brain as small as a peanut.

  • http://youtu.be/ff8jDkOHp3U Sam Fisher

    I rather be in block of granite than in the big pile of pig crap that Obama piled around us.

  • http://youtu.be/ff8jDkOHp3U Sam Fisher

    Too bad we can’t do that to him in real life. 

  • landofaahs

    We are frozen in political correctness.  We no longer distinguish between right and wrong and we have all too often exchanged truth for a lie.  South America is going into Summer now.  I think the warmth would be nice for a while.

  • Anonymous

    That’s so disrespectful it’s not funny. This has been the most disrespected president in modern history. You really think making a white mock statue of our first black President is okay? Forget political correctness, I’m talking about the subtext of this gesture: reeks of cowardice and treachery. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for humor and political caricature. But this site, in particular, is filled with true and constant expressed HATE, and I’m calling you all on it. “Restoring Love”. Right. Not only haters, but liars.

  • http://twitter.com/ConservativeRep ConservativeRep

    Just saw announcement that Disney bought Lucasfilm and is planning on Star Wars episode 7 in 2015.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000944185690 Gini Bond

    oh that’s so funny!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000944185690 Gini Bond

    that’s hysterical!

  • http://www.facebook.com/scott.heide.3 Scott Heide

    Get over it FT. You more then likely laugh your butt off when the left wingers on those night shows like Letterman call the conservatives every name in the book but this is disrespectful. Get over it. Your side is much more disrespectful.   

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3IFXESEJIBF2G2IHGNQSAFDH54 Aaron

    Funny thing is that Disney just bought Lucasfilm today and announced that Episode 7 is being made scheduled for release in 2015!

  • Anonymous

    “This has been the most disrespected president in modern history.”

    Wrong sir!  That title would have to go to President George W. Bush.  The hate and vile things that were thrown at him all through his presidency and continue to be thrown at him 4 years later far outweigh any disrespect shown to Obama.  The main difference is that President Bush remained a gentleman through it all and Obama continues to show how small and juvenile he really is.  Respect isn’t given, it’s earned.  President Bush wasn’t perfect but I never lost respect for him.  Obama has NEVER had my respect.

  • Anonymous

    You Do Not Get It! You Do Not Have Any Facts! The Left Is So Misled,Left Are SO Filled With Hate and Negativity!you prove that DTR. Republicans Did Not Get US into The Mess. Tho George Bush Was President, Democraps Controlled The Senate and The House! He Had No Power unLike Hussein-Obama Signing Executive Orders Bush Had Too Much Compassion For Our Country To Go Against The People. Harry Reid Can Pass Republicans Plan But Refuses, So He Can Blame Republicans For Not Passing Anything! Its Harry Reid and Democraps are party of no ..and hate! Get Rid Of Democrats and Reid with the Republican President and we the people can get our beloved country and freedoms back!! Glenn is the best thing which happened for our country since George Washington. He Won The War with the smallest army because of his belief in God! HUSSEIN-Obama and Dem’s Are the AntiGod we must rid ourselves of! Glenn and boys were just having a little fun with star wars to lighten the load of the serious state our country is in, we could lose our country,our freedoms and even lose our friend, Israel if Satan’s puppet is re-elected!!

  • Anonymous

    Amen.you are so right. why is it okay for the left to call Bush a Nazi But It is not Okay to call Hussein-Obama Hitler….when obama is even more like Hitler than Bush! such a double standard for conservatives than liberals..liberals get away with murder..literally! they set forth AFTERbirth Abortion and no one knows. and that IS Murder!

  • Anonymous

    lol,Glenn and his boys are so funny and pat and his voices!

  • Anonymous

    Speaking of freezing…I thought of a fun ad for Romney. A take off on the movie “The Blob”. A 50′s movie (Romney persona),,,The Blob (government) growing out of control…Could not kill it, only thing was to freeze it…and an added bonus, when Steve McQueen first saw it, it had just killed the town’s Doctor (remind people what Obama said about Doctors, cutting off legs, instead of treating them because of a better pay-day)

  • Anonymous

    Um, it’s not white, it’s silver, and you want to talk about disrespect, how about Obama disrespecting the constitution, Christianity, God, Israel, the military, the entire nation. Don’t you dare try to make this about race. I’m about to vote a black lady into congress and a black man out of the presidency and I couldn’t care less what either of them look like, I care about the values they espouse and their integrity and character. Looks got nothing to do with it. Lets stop calling it race, because we’re all part of the human race, if people who have issues with the way someone looks, well that’s pretty shallow of them. But as you well know, it ain’t about looks with this disrespectful president, it’s about his actions, beliefs, and most recently, lack of action. He is unfit to serve.

  • Anonymous

    Unfortunately not so.  We do make make our own destiny – God knows exactly what we are all supposed to do.  He knows our path before conception and if we will be evil or good!!!

  • landofaahs

    You can go pound sand.  I don’t know which is worse, your anger because some of us don’t agree with your lifestyle “choice”,your deceit or your stupidity.  You seem to forget that little movie made about the assassination of George Bush and while he was still president.  They even used real footage of himself.  Now recently as George Soros funded and by extension obama approved ad by michael moore with people wanting to do physical harm to Romney if he wins. They sink so far as saying they are going to kick him in the balls.  And you feign outrage at this “mocking  statue”?  Listen dummy.  Obama is half white or have you forgotten?  You have lost any credibility with anyone with a brain.  Go rot.

  • landofaahs

    Pink tapestry is an idiot.  That movie about the assassination of Bush was forgotten by the likes of him.

  • http://youtu.be/ff8jDkOHp3U Sam Fisher

    And then their Libya I don’t think the Stevens found it funny getting raped and murdered by terrorist that were supposed to be on the run and not a threat according to Obama.

  • Anonymous

    we have laughed SOOOO HARD!!!!! 
    ACUTALLY, MR. OBAMA has ALWAYS been an imposter…..

  • http://twitter.com/edibleyoga Christianne McCall

    LMAO! This is so great…but who is Jabba? George Soros?

  • http://www.facebook.com/george.hesse.5 George Hesse

    So you realize in the movie that the person frozen was the good guy and the one’s who froze and guarded him where the bad guys, right?  This analogy may backfire with Star Wars fans because it was the Republic that froze him and was the evil empire.  I am just saying…..8-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/george.hesse.5 George Hesse

    A better analogy is portraying President Obama as Palpatine. Who by the way started off as a Senator and corrupted the empire from within through his smooth talking and manipulation

  • http://www.facebook.com/shippohamster Heather Smith

    Glenn.. you are hilarious XDDD

  • Anonymous

    But dude, you can single handley take out Third Echelon all by yourself! That’s all that matters!
    This has nothing to do with the article but rather my addiction to the Splinter Cell series.

  • Anonymous

    So it’s vengeance, then? Payback for the Bush bashing years. Okay. Got it.

  • Anonymous

    And I laugh at the right cracking jokes about the left. But that wasn’t my point. I was talking about the hate that oozes from this site. The lack of even an ounce of honesty after the so-called rally to “Restore Love”. Hypocrisy is what it is. Self-rigtheous self-deception.

  • Anonymous

    No, he isn’t. He has served admirably. He just doesn’t believe the same as you, and that is why you exaggerate everyone of his faults and diminish everyone of his virtues. And until you realize this, you’ll live in the same self-righteous self-deception that we, the ones at the left with critical minds, keep pointing at to call you on it. Deal with it.

  • Anonymous

    “Go rot”. Where?

  • landofaahs

    Anywhere. I don’t care. You will receive the recompense of your errors. There comes a time when the good Christian says to the persistant resister of truth to merely have thine own way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=217402734 Ryan Droste

    I’d have named him “Boba Mitt.” But it works nonetheless.

  • http://youtu.be/ff8jDkOHp3U Sam Fisher

    Which series the books or the games? Both awesome in my book. He is my favorite spy of all time. He makes Bond look foolish. I don’t know how I feel about the new game I was used to Michael Ironsides voice as Sam’s but it still looks like a cool game.

  • Anonymous

    Have you considered auctioning off the carbonate-Obama? You’d have a fortune to donate to charity! 

  • Anonymous

    Have you considered auctioning off the carbonate-Obama? You’d have a fortune to donate to charity! 

  • Anonymous

     “Always two there, are…  Master, and Apprentice.   But which he was, we do not know.”

    Obama isn’t Palpatine.  Obama is Darth Tyrannus…  the Christopher Lee character. 

    Who is the “Emperor”…  well, that remains to be seen!

  • http://www.facebook.com/natural.soap Natural Soap

    That is real cool ! I love it 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1612246842 Andrew Jones

    Glenn Beck is a circus clown.  Ask him.

  • Anonymous

    I raged when I heard Ironside wasn’t doing Sam. I almost considered not buying the game. To be honest I haven’t read the books. I know I should >.< I play Conviction quite often over and over again, lol.