Adventures in house hunting with Glenn and his daughter

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Glenn may have convinced his daughter and her husband to move to Texas, but he hasn’t talked them into life in the suburbs just yet.

While continuing his attempt of scaring them away from the neighborhoods that they’re interested in — aka getting them in a house closer to him — Glenn tagged along for the house hunt. He was more than delighted to convince his daughter that there were serial killers in the homes next door, even after finding a home she really liked.

“She found one house that was really, really cute and she liked and I said, ‘just look out the window, because I think you’re looking into the bedroom of a serial killer right next door’,” Glenn told listeners.

“Dads know these things,” he added in an attempt to defend his scare tactics.

At another house — one in a seemingly less serial killer occupied neighborhood — Glenn saw a Roku box on the TV. For those who aren’t subscribers to TheBlaze TV, Roku is one of the more popular ways that viewers can get TheBlaze TV programming if they do not have DISH.

After seeing the Roku, Glenn, his son-in-law and his daughter continued their tour of the home. While they were upstairs, Tim [Glenn's son-in-law] pointed out the books in the home: titles by Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Andrew Napolitano, and all of Glenn’s books.

“So I took the books out and I signed them all and I just said, you know, thanks for reading, you know, blah, blah‑blah, Glenn Beck,” he explained. “And as I was leaving, my daughter looks at those and she said, ‘what did you do?’  And I said, ‘I signed all of the books’.  And she said, ‘Dad, nobody can read your writing.  What the hell, they’re going to think that ‑‑ they’re going to think somebody came into their house, took all their books’.

Glenn signed all of the books, left no note to the owners of the home explaining what had happened, but left all of the books on the kitchen table.

“They’re going to be really confused.  So if that happens to be you, you’ve done wonderful things to their house,” Glenn said hoping the home’s owners were listening to the program.  “My daughter loved, loved the house.  I was a little concerned about the serial killer and I wanted her to live closer to me.  So I convinced her that that person living next door to you may kill her family.  But not yours.”

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Interesting story Glenn, I hope the family you signed the books for recognizes the signature as authentic and not someone else pulling a prank on them. 

    God be with you, your family, your daughter and her husband, and all of the staff who work with you to keep the truth alive; and God be with all who stand and strive to get the truth out to one and all in the face of madness from the left and so many others.

  • Anonymous

    SCOTUS has ordered a review of Obamacare and you think talking about your kids is the pressing issue of the day? 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OZFHDVHEY7JU6B4SGWMEHQXX24 jimster

     Don’t you know it is always family first. Especaley (sp) daughters.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Judy-Gilder/100000115479593 Judy Gilder

    So happy that I have Dish Network.  I was reading the newletter on 9/12 and went directly to channel 212.   I called a friend in MO and let her know about it as well.  I have never met Denise in person, but we met following Glenn on facebook.  Blessings to you and your family.  I keep you, David Barton, and Dinesh D’Sousa in my daily prayers. 

  • Anonymous

    Wow,  I would freak out if I realized Glenn Beck had been in my house. Hey, Glenn’s daughter, care to do some house hunting in Ohio?

  • Anonymous

    Wow,  I would freak out if I realized Glenn Beck had been in my house. Hey, Glenn’s daughter, care to do some house hunting in Ohio?

  • Anonymous

    Wow,  I would freak out if I realized Glenn Beck had been in my house. Hey, Glenn’s daughter, care to do some house hunting in Ohio?

  • Anonymous

    I think this is the way to say the Justices has messed up in sending Obamacare through. What a bunch of cowards!!  Prayerfully, your daughter and husband will come to their senses and wise up that, Texas is the place to live.  We love transplanted Texans!!!  May God Bless you and your family, and America!!!

  • dan pauley

    I would have loved having Glenn in my home and sign all my books of his, even if I wasn’t there. Wish you were coming to Cincinnati again for your Book Signing Tour. I brought my “Cowards” book with me to the FreePac in Cincy, but no chance of getting it signed that day. Still enjoyed your segment and Jeff Allen’s. We were really low in spirits for a few days after the election, but we still are with you and the fight to get America back. Still involved with Freedom Works also.
    Sue and Dan Pauley

  • http://twitter.com/LindsayConey Lindsay Coney

    We were really low in spirits for a few days after the election, but we still are with you and the fight to get America back. Still involved with Freedom Works also. http://youtube.qr.net/jN3i/watch?v=vtNTgwzt7iY

  • Anonymous

     the man has a lot of air time to kill

  • http://twitter.com/weddingwithmimi Manigeh Culler

    What a wonderful idea, I bet they are going to faint after seeing those signatures..
    I am ready to move back to Texas, from LEFT COAST…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004171501546 Hickory Stonewall

    Broke

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000164406174 Vicki Rittenhouse

    Keller, TX, Glenn. Great schools, nice area, huge community park with great people in the community.  I realize it’s right next to Southlake, which you had a bit of a problem with, but Keller is a great family area=)  Just a suggestion. Good luck with your daughter’s house hunting, I think she’ll really enjoy TX. Moved here after my 3 yr old son’s death in ’08, the people here are fantastic!!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4HAW7OERGSC7VZM72V7IGDJ3B4 Sharmane

     Some of us like to hear about his family.  It’s important to lighten up occasionally and relax.

  • Anonymous

    Gee, I don’t know, but I don’t think it is written ANYWHERE that you get to dictate what is to be “reported” every second of every day!!!!  After all, it is not OUR money that is paying for this program!!!  Actually, I think it is important to take care of mundane everyday things and return to a sense of normal living for mental self preservation!  Maybe you get off thinking and talking about gloom and doom 24/7, but just maybe the rest of us need a break and return to a place where there is a sense of peace and calm.  God be with you, my friend!!!!!