It’s hard to believe it’s taken this long for someone to find it – but North Korean state media has announced it’s scientists have discovered an ancient unicorn lair. How do they know? Because it says so right on the sign at the entrance – ancient unicorn lair. Duh.
“You know, a lot of people are talking about Hamas wanting to seek removal from the terror list or the fiscal cliff or whatever, but I think we start with the big news here, that North Korean archeologists have discovered an ancient unicorn lair,” Glenn said this morning.
The Korean Central News Agency has reported:
Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words “Unicorn Lair” stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).
Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:
“Korea’s history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.
Yes, the state news agency has reported an ancient king once rode a unicorn – and now they found his home.
“Wow the archeologists found this unicorn lair was they found right there just outside of the city a rectangular rock by the cave which was conveniently carved with the words ‘unicorn lair.'” Glenn said.
“As ridiculous as it seems, this is what happens when you have a Communist or Marxist country. What happens is your media goes so far awry for so long and your people become so uninformed that they actually start to believe in unicorns again. Now, how far are we? How many years down the road are we before somebody is teaching our kids about unicorns and they believe it?” Glenn said.