WARNING: If you send this letter the FBI will scan your e-mail

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There are certain key phrases that you shouldn’t put in an e-mail if you don’t want the Feds to read it. Gray area, coverup, nobody will find out, do not volunteer information, write‑off, failed investment, off the books, they owe it to me, not ethical, and illegal. All of these will send up red flags. So, of course, Pat decided to write a fake letter and put all of these phrases in there and send it to Glenn, just to mess with him. What did they come up with?

Dear Ahmed,

I’m sitting here gazing up at a cloudy gray area of the sky wondering how to cover up this blemish that I have on my nose.  As a dermatologist, I thought you might have an idea of what I could use so nobody will find out that I’ve broken out again like a teenager.  If you do not volunteer the information, I’ll probably have to see a specialist. 

Up until yesterday, I’ve been using Clearasil on it but I realized that I can write off that failed investment of $4.99 because it didn’t work. 

I wasn’t able to use the cream you prescribed for me last week because I put the jar on top of some books at my parents’ house and wouldn’t you know it, I bumped into the table that those books were sitting on and a jar fell off the books and onto the floor and broke. 

My parents said that since I loaned them $20 last month, they would be happy to pay for a new prescription because they owe it to me. But I told them I wasn’t sure if it was not ethical to provide the medication again so soon.

Anyway, if you can call me on that, please call in the Walgreens at Fourth and Main as I have found that that to get the one on 29th and Main, you have to make an illegal U‑turn at the light, and I don’t want to do that. 

Thanks again.  Whatever you can do, Dr. Ahmed.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Key word/phrases of our e-mails being scanned by the FBI? This has been happening for some time with the nations intelligence services and probably some of the military branches as well. We live in an age where nothing is sacred and nothing is considered private to the citizens of this nation.

    Information is power and at the rate the Obama administration is accumulating it, we face an uphill battle to keep from slipping into the greatest of darkness the world has ever known.

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    Everyone should send this letter in protest of the FBI over reach
    of our first amendment rights or right your own but a stand must be made for
    their illegal actions. 

  • http://www.hear-us-now.com/ DesertCactus

    Big Brother is breathing right down our necks.   But we wont let him stay Big Brother.  The Future will NOT belong to Big Brother.

  • Anonymous

    God Bless you Alex Jones!  Infowars simply the best there is bar none. Caution real men on Infowars.  After all there is no New World Order, right?

  • NoSurrender

    There is actualy a Sig Int ( Signals intelligence ) agreement between The U.S. , Canada, UK, Australia and I think New Zealand where they interecept all communications via large Ground Stations. ( Look up Pine Gap in Australia which is a joint Aust. & US intercept operation and part of this treaty )  This has been going since the end of WW2. Telephone calls, e mail etc is all scanned for key words including this post. Its actualy not the FBI but CIA and military operating the system.

  • Anonymous

    This is such a misleading story it’s incredible. Then again, that’s pretty much been par for the course with Beck for quite some time now.

    The FBI is NOT scanning our emails. The point of the original article, which ran in the Financial Times, is that during the course of various corporate investigations conducted by the FBI these phrases were identified by those parties who were engged in illegal activities. Companies then used these phrases to scan emails ON THEIR OWN CORPORATE NETWORKS to see if anyone is potentially doing something illegal which could cause harm to the company.

    Again, the FBI did not come up with these key words by trolling private emails.

    “More than 3,000 such words and phrases used in email conversations among employees engaged in corporate wrongdoing have been identified through specialist anti-fraud technology, according to research by Ernst & Young based on evidence from corporate investigations in conjunction with the FBI.”
    So unfortunately for Glenn this email was NOT scanned by the FBI and no one is trying to “break the code.”

    This is why I stopped listening to this crackpot a looooooong time ago.

    Furthermore, Carnivore was only used against specific targets once a warrant was issued so sorry folks but no laws broken there either. Carnivore was also discontinued and a commercial product is now used in its place.

    Of course, judging by the comments from the Tinfoil Hat Brigade I’m quite sure my words will fall on deaf ears.

    • Jonathan Carruthers

      Geez, Kumidaiko, your words didn’t fall on MY deaf ears! I read them with my sharp EYES. But that’s irrelevant…

      I think your post was informative and it gave me much to take on for further research. I hope you’re not in the business of deception, because if so, your talents are wasted.

      Understand, sir, not all Glenn Beck fans are as stereotypical as you seem to believe. I like what Glenn has to say, and there is a lot more truth in his words than you may be willing to give him credit for. But I, and many, many others realize Glenn’s comments sometimes offer much to take on for further research, just as your own. Glenn is not a self-promoted deity figure demanding his words be accepted as gospel; he provokes THOUGHT. Belief is something we are encouraged to develop on our own.

      In fact, I cannot begin to count the number of times Glenn Beck has suggested, no, recommended that his comments and reports warrant further research to prove (or disprove) their validity. And if he has been found to be in error, I have never heard him try to push an agenda despite of being confronted by truth. I respect him, not worship him, and most of his fans, I am pretty sure, feel the same way.

      Also irrelevant: “kumi-daiko” (組太鼓) : the relatively recent art-form of ensemble taiko drumming (WIKIPEDIA)

      • Anonymous

        well said Jonathan.  well said.

  • Anonymous

    By the way, why are there never any BY-LINES on these articles?
    Is that you, Glenn, writing this stuff?

    PS According to various privacy websites, “they” are already scanning every known form of communication and archiving it. You wouldn’t think the planet could HOLD all that garbage, but “they” will find a way, no doubt!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Fiorella/100003503852687 John Fiorella

    Are sure it’s not a COVERUP?   (((Only joking)))

  • NoSurrender

    Trolls like go to Blazes are so fascinating in their utter stupidity.

    The Ground Intercept stations are as there for all to see. The purpose of Pine Gap is pub lic and well known. From time to time positions with the Defense Signals Directorate are advertised publicly. Its a very open secret. You just need to do your homework and ignore the plants and trolls.

    The Australian Government is now attempting to enact legislation to require all ISPs in the country to archive ALL e mail etc in case the police may require it at  a later time.

    No folks its all true and the spooks are listening to you and left wing loons are ensuring that your privacy disappears forever.

    • Anonymous

      Your non sequiturs (and name-calling) are not appreciated. Nothing “trolling” about the original posting. Everyone who’s paying attention KNOWS that every form of communication is being monitored, recorded, archived (and most of it is done at OUR taxpayer expense). Smart people watch what they say or write–unlike SOME people who post here.

  • Jeffery Smith

    Well they could just filter it if everyone sends the same email.  I could do that and it would be simple, so I don’t think it’s worth it.

  • Anonymous

    If the Feds “just stated” reading Email–I would really really be surprised that they just started doing that considering all the resources they have to spy on American citizens.I don’t think it matters what words you use or sentences. Remember the movie Three Days of the Condor with Robert Redford. Or the one with Will Smith and Gene Hackman and all the spy gadgets. Big Brother has been here for at least 60 years— maybe longer. Conspiracy Theory—– you bet cha. The feds have access to all your medical records,financial records, military records, education records,employment records—- all your personal information since you have been born and up to the present. There know where you go on vacation ,how much gas you purchase for your car, where you take your dog to the vet, who are your family and friends—they know it all.
    Don’t believe for a second that they don’t monitor your activities,your political beliefs, religious beliefs, who you donate money to,your membership in organizations or participation on local commities, whatever you do or where you go. They Know! And when they need to use it against you for whatever reason( or percieived threat)  it is there at their finger tips.
    If you really want to disappear–you have to become invisible. To be invisible you have to get off the grid, move to the out back in Alaska, the Pacific North west, An island in the Pacific,a swamp, a jungle, the mountains, get rid of your credit cards and leave your past behind. It isn’t easy and takes awhile to build another identity. There are different levels of obscurity that you can obtain depending on your committment and diligence. If that is something you are not willing to undertake–then prepare yourself for the eventual overthrow of this country by the socialist and communist who are in power and bent on the destruction of our Constitution and way of life. Lock and Load people!

  • http://twitter.com/rhesus12 tom

    Beck, you are so naive its ridiculous. I stopped listening to you years ago. You are not the real deal; you’re a self-interested egomaniac who is not interested in the truth of anything, only your ratings and bank account. In this high-tech age of ours, government must be more accountable than ever, people must be more protective of their liberty, more educated about history, more suspicious about government misuse of this technology, not less. You’re a kindergarten patriot. Wise up!

  • bumpkin

    Love it!  GREAT letter!  Ha!

  • Bill Dunn

    It is the NSA not FBI collecting info

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-Passalacqua/1755713755 Joe Passalacqua

    All anyone has to do is send Christian literature or notes & your done anyway. I don’t worry about this stuff anymore.   Nancy Passalacqua

  • http://www.facebook.com/charles.hall.3150807 Charles Hall

    I heard the other day someone talking about SSDI.Last Oct I had triple bypass surgery 2 weeks later I had my right foot took off. I have High blood pressure, diabetes and nueropathy. I can barely use my hands and feet anymore I take 15 different medications and have trouble getting around. I spent 30 yrs in my job. I spent 10 yrs in the National Guard. Like I said I have been out of work for almost a year now. I have filed for disability but have been turned down twice. Then I here about some people getting it for complaining that their back hurts. Well pity you. I know 3 people that has said this and got disability in no time. These people are out cutting grass working on cars and so forth but I can’t get any help. I have been unemployed three times in my life but never asked for any help but now when I need the help I can’t get it. I was told it can take up to 12-18 months to get a hearing for disability. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE BETWEEN NOW AND THEN????? Due to Obama’s economy I was living pay check to pay check now I can’t  live at all. I have collection agencies calling about bills I can’t pay right now. I try to explain my situation but they won’t listen. If it wasn’t for my father my wife and I would be on the streets. My question is all these illegals that are in this country and all the so called disabled people that has nothing wrong with them can get anything they want and all the help they can get how come I have to beg for every thing and still can’t get any help. Can anyone help me PLEASE


  • Guest

    Is a FBI warning of moneypak mac real?im scared of getting arrested o.o

    • Guest


      • Guest

        someone please help him xD

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