Jeff Allen takes aim at President Obama in opening monologue

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Jeff Allen opened the 2013 Misfit Inauguration Ball with some harsh jokes aimed at The President, progressives, and some of the Misfits who were in attendance. Perhaps the harshest joke was when he said, “Here’s a quick test to see if you might enjoy this evening at all. If you believe that it’s OK to leave four people stranded in a smoldering compound half way for seven and a half hours, then this banquent might not be for you. You wanted the Golden Globes and that was last week. This is a night for people who have been maligned, mocked and misrepresented by those who hold power embrace every name they have been labeled with. These are people who in their own spheres of influence are considered A-Listers, none of whom would be invited or considered to be invited to this President’s Inaugurals.”

  • landofaahs

    Obama can be summed up in one small phrase, “We are the folk of no responsibility.  You owe us”.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Here is the gist of Obama’s message: “I will do as I please, when I please, and for the cause of massive government and a communist system at that.”

    The gist of Obama: “I am insane, a god-king for the leftists, and the savior for the people.”

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Land – you have hit upon an interesting insight concerning Obama and his entitlement mindset: You owe us (he and the feds).

    Thanks, I never considered that.

  • Anonymous

    Jeff Allen was rather crude for my taste.

  • landofaahs

    Thanks. You are one of the few posters I can count on to be consistant. I have not been well but I have assurances that I will be alive until I’m dead…I am determined to outlve my little 30-40-50- something doctor. LOL. Actually I am fine, the doctor just does not know it.

  • Draxx

    This POTUS is the first in my life that gets me…

    Pissed off when I hear his name!
    Pissed off when I think about his policies!
    Pissed off when I see his Ugly Face!
    Pissed off when I hear his Annoying Voice!

    Damn it, EVERYTHING About Him Pisses Me Off…

  • Draxx

    I have one correction to make about what pisses me off about him…

    I really don’t care what color his skin is, or any other politician for that matter!

  • Draxx

    I think they could have found a much better MC myself…

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephan.bruno Stephan JackofClubz Bruno

    Bunch of whiners.

  • Anonymous

    and wht does he piss you off so much?

  • Draxx

    Why don’t you just admit you love him so much my post got to you?

    If you had any inclination of what Human Rights, Constitutional Rights, and God Given Rights were you would never had posted that comment to me…

  • Anonymous

    Again why has he pissed you off? You say he pissed you off but you have not said why.

  • Anonymous

    You are insane. You hear what you want to hear, or what they tell you to hear. He didn’t say any of that, and we leftists don’t think he’s a god, or a king, or a savior. That’s all nonsense from your end.
    What did he really say? That a civilized society takes care of its weaker citizens, and that everyone needs help at some time, and that helping Americans is good for America, not bad. 
    You can disagree, but you can’t rewrite it like a looney. Or if you do, no one will take you seriously except your fellow haters.

  • Anonymous

    Gee it couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that he’s the first black President, right? Just a coincidence, I’m sure.

  • Anonymous

    Sure. And yet you can’t tell us what pisses you off about him. Besides the fact that he’s black, that is.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe cut down on some of the anger, hatred, and name-calling? That’ll make you live longer.
    Oh, and no responsibility is starting 2 unnecessary wars and putting them directly onto the debt, like Bush did. Obama wants us to take responsibility not just for ourselves, but for each other, as Americans. 

  • landofaahs

    You mistake anger for concern for my country. But elections come and go. One crook in and then another side takes over. I did not care much for Bush either. His no child left behind and medicare drug perscription program just for 2. But you must remember that the democrats in the house and senate voted for it too.
    As for the name calling, I call them like I see them. If you don’t like it, that’s tough. I notice obama demonizes people all the time. He makes out people who disagree with him to be haters of children etc. So spread Your BS degrees somewhere else. And have a wonderful day. I know I am. Time to put a few steaks on the grill.

  • landofaahs

    I notice like all liberals, you don’t answer questions. I asked you if it would bother you if obama claimed to be a foreigner in order to either get funding and or entrance into college. Would it bother yo if he did that? Please answer, I’m respectful enough to answer your questions.
    As far as taking care of others, it should be done outside of govt. by people helping people and holding those people to account who are receiving aid. Sorry, I don’t want my money going to help people to be drunks and druggies and produce more of the same. If you choose to then by all means go ahead, I want the liberty and freedom to do what I want with my own resources.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FYQ5TMSHPTV34Q3DYX4ZRS5TMA Pcub

     Dude, shut up, your an idiot…

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    You’re a moron.

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    What whining Obama worshiper. 

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    Funny stuff. 

  • Draxx

    You are about as Dumb as they get…
    Can you read this, “Ewe Kant Ficks Stooped!”

    I said the Exact Opposite of what you are saying!  I realized when I read my first post that it was incomplete.  I couldn’t care less about Any Person On This Planets Color of Skin…  It is a persons actions and integrity that make them good or bad.

  • Draxx

    Thanks Pcub, they are Obummerites that are actually the Racist Ones…

  • Draxx

    People who have been reading my posts for over a year know my points of view, whether they agree with them or not.  Plus, there is not enough room to write a post about Everything you hate about someone.

    Go back and read…

  • Anonymous

    So you can’t state why he pisses you off?