The longer the left continues the debate on guns and push for more gun control, the more evident it is that they have no idea what they’re talking about. After completely tearing Ron Paul’s statement on Chris Kyle apart, Glenn transitioned to mocking the ramblings of the left on the “gun issue”…like Harry Reid.
“Let me just give you a little background here. I had guns from the time I was a little boy. I don’t hunt anymore, but I did. I’ve got lots of guns. I keep them for sentimental reasons.
But I’m a police officer, right over here is my badge. I was a police officer. I carried a gun. That’s what I did to put myself through law school. My dad killed himself, shot himself with a gun, committed suicide, so I know a lot about guns. And there are things that I think we need to do.”
“Can I tell you something? Um yeah…My mom died in the waters of the pacific northwest, so if you want to know anything about king crabs, I can also tell you a lot about that,” Glenn joked. “When you have somebody about suicide, whatever the instrument is, you know a lot about it.”
“Is this sort of matrix-esque? It like downloads into your mind when it happens?” Stu asked.
“You’d have to ask Dr. Paul about that,” Glenn responded sarcastically, “because he’s a medical doctor.”
As Glenn, Pat and Stu continued to joke about Harry Reid’s ridiculous correlation between his father’s death increasing his knowledge on guns, the looked at another rather odd claim made by a Congressman regarding guns.
Jess Jackson wants you to know that this debate taking place over the Second Amendment isn’t just about gun control. No…it’s about national security.
““Semi-automatic weapons are not just about gun control, they’re about national security,” Jackson said on Fox News. “You know that these weapons can shoot down airplanes, they can blow up railroads. This is really a whole national security issue.”
He added, “you want a gun for your house, you got it, a gun with which to hunt, you got it. But these semi-automatic, military-style assault weapons — they shot at the White House two years ago, so none of us are safe.”
“I’m trying to understand the brilliance here…” Stu joked after hearing the clip.
There really was no understand the clips above, although Glenn, Pat and Stu hilariously tried to. See if you can decipher the “wisdom” hidden in these statements.