Libs keep falling for fake stories about Glenn, other conservatives

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A parody website has created a fake story about Glenn, but the liberals actually fell for it despite the obvious satirical nature of the headline and the story. Sadly, these are the people out there voting in the progressives and their agenda rather than doing their own homework. What did Glenn think?

From the story “Glenn Beck Calls 911 After Accidentally Eating Halal Pizza”:

911: Hello this 911. What is your emergency?

Glenn Beck: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hello? Hello?

911: Hello sir what is your emergency?

Glenn Beck: Yes I think I might have been poisoned. Oh my god, please help. Please.

911: Okay calm down. How do you think you’ve been poisoned?

Glenn Beck: Pizza. I ate a pizza that I shouldn’t have eaten.

911: Okay, so you think you have food poisoning then?

Glenn Beck: Yes ma’am.

911: Do you have any signs and symptoms? Any vomiting? Nausea? Diarrhea?

[...]

Glenn Beck: No no. It’s just…I don’t trust the place that it came from.

911: Okay sir where did you get the pizza?

Glenn Beck: Its was from Mazaras in Fort Worth

911: Oh Mazaras? I love that place. Great sauce.

Glenn Beck: Oh yeah? Well did you know that it’s run by Muslims?

911: I did not know that sir. Is that relevant to your problem though?

Glenn Beck: Relevant? Ha! That is the problem. You don’t know what Muslims put in food they prepare for Christians. No one does?

911: Okay…

Of course, the liberals thought the above was true. Commenters on twitter have called Glenn a racist, ignorant, Islamaphobic, and more.

“These spoof parodies, they’re funny for a while.  But they capture the really stupid among us.  I mean, they’re capturing the media,” Glenn said.

“And you’re never going to correct it,” he continued. “I contend that many of the people who hate me have absolutely no idea who I am.  They never listen to me.  They’ve never heard of me.  And this stuff is dangerous.”

“I’m not going to ban the parody website, I’m not going to regulate the parody web ‑ they have a right to do whatever they’re doing,” Glenn said. “We have a responsibility as consumers of news to know the difference between truth, and it’s difficult.”

 

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    Liberals buying propaganda who knew that the brainless would do that besides every free thinking person on the earth.

  • Anonymous

    Glenn, is it true you raped a young girl? I read about it on the web, it’s all over, Google it up!

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    Speaking of morons here is one now. 

  • Anonymous

    What? You think I’m making it up? It’s been wildly reported on the web:

    http://foxnewsboycott.com/glenn-beck/glenn-beck-raped-and-murdered-a-girl-in-1990/

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    Critten must think the moon landings are fake. Google it! Critten must think lizard people are taking over the earth Google it. Critten must think 9/11 was done by Bush Google it. Critten must think that is poisoning children Google it.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never heard him deny it, have you?

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    Really a liberal propaganda site again Critten is the perfect example of the idiots the buy fake stories.

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    Obama is a gay Muslim terrorist unicorn what Google it! I’ve
    never heard him deny it, have you?

    http://www.westernjournalism.com/proof-obamas-a-muslim/

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    Obama is a lizard person. I’ve never heard him deny it, have you? It must be so hard for him to be a gay Muslim terrorist unicorn/ lizard in a country that is racist to gay Muslim terrorist unicorn/ lizards. What Google it everything on the internet must be true by your logic.
    http://www.hiddencodes.com/obama/index.htm

  • landofaahs

    Well Glenn, you have the venue where you can actually investigate the people of the press like Matthews and Morgan etc. and put them under the light of scrutiny.  Can you imagine them if they were being followed 24 7?  Turn the tables Glenn.

  • landofaahs

    Hey critten I stoud up for you last night.  Someone said they saw you rape a dead dog.  I told them that was not true.  The dog moved twice at least.
    Someone also said you ate crap sandwiches and again I stould up for you and said you don’t eat bread. 

  • landofaahs

    Obama is raping everyone in this country.  Does your site report that? URA racist who hates Latino’s like Rubio.

  • landofaahs

    I heard it was you.

  • Anonymous

    It’s just typical progressive tactics. Remember what they did to Palin where progressives all over ridiculed her without ever seeing her. Many of those ridicules are nothing more than jealousies against the person they try to smear. The sheeple believe what the president says.

  • bumpkin

     Oh, Sammy, he is just making a point, dear.  Its not real.   Take a breath.

  • bumpkin

    Oh, Children!  Children!  Mommy is going to count to three-  you know, one, two, three-  yeah.  Three.  And if you are still behaving badly when I hit three, hold onto your shorts!  They are going to flame!  I have the belt, and Daddy will NOT save you!  Now, stop that bickering!  Do unto others…  No.  That does NOT apply to me.

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    No he is that stupid just wait and see.

  • Guest

     Critten is like that  ugly cretin guy on the TV commercial who walks up to the girl that just claimed that everything on the internet is true and that her boyfriend who she is meeting from the internet is a French model. and he says “bon jour”.

  • Guest

     Why would he waste his time with that silly nonsense with all he has to do? You are assuming he even knows about it.

  • antithetical radical

    What are you even talking about? Who are you talking about? Who are you talking to?
    This post is nonsense without a frame of reference.

  • antithetical radical

    Is it true your mama aborted you in the third trimester?

  • antithetical radical

    That is the worst crap I have seen anyone post here in some time. You are lower than whale crap, and you know that story and the site it comes from is absolute garbage and lies.

    Figures a libtard like you would post it.

  • antithetical radical

    That is pure stupid – like you.

  • antithetical radical

    Sam, these are the same people that read the Star, National Enquirer, GRIT, and watch Jon Stewart believing his so called comedy is actual news. They have the collective intellect of wall paper paste.

  • Sandie

    Good one Sam ! LMAO!

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    we need a constitutional convention.  let’s drive that.

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    stupid people are not in an environment to evolve, but they do reproduce over and over again, themselves.

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    So that how he makes a living.

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    So much for their green movement.

  • http://youtu.be/R7MC2wu49Cw Sam Fisher

    They should make a show liberals believe the darnest things.

  • Anonymous

    Be strong Glenn.  Seems like the left fall for everything that is not good for our country.  Small minds!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jan-Schultz/100001451248933 Jan Schultz

    The right spreads misinformation as well. I ALWAYS correct them when I get emails I know to be false even though I’m a conservative. There’s plenty of liberal crap to share without making stuff up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=581834054 Ginny Auldridge

    consistently telling the truth and speaking for truth is the only and best defense against liars and their filthy lies

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=581834054 Ginny Auldridge

    consistently telling the truth and speaking for truth is the only and best defense against liars and their filthy lies

  • Anonymous

    Is this the official position of knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed, sister-humping goobers everywhere, or just in your trailer park?

  • Anonymous

    Careful — you know what they say about goobers in glass houses.

  • antithetical radical

    Don’t confuse me with your sister in law.

  • antithetical radical

    No, what do they say – never met a goober besides you. Do you live in a glass house, or is it missing the first two letters?

  • antithetical radical

    The only thing green about it is the cash they bilk the taxpayers out of.

  • Sandie

    Some of the absurd things these libs try to pass off as logical are so ridiculous.