WATCH: Crazy video claims shape-shifting alien has infiltrated the Secret Service

“I’m so relieved that we put this up on TheBlaze and I can finally, I can finally spill it. Because I have been surrounded by Illuminati,” Glenn said. “Lizard people and Zionists. Well, I mean, Zionists goes without saying. When you’re talking What‑A‑Burgers, Bilderbergers, lizard people, you know.”

“I have been under the influence of shape‑shifters for quite some time, and it’s good to finally be able to tell the truth. So it’s out there. And you have to see the proof, but we’re going to play, play some of the audio here and it’s pretty stark.”

Wait? What is Glenn talking about?

Apparently some conspiracy theorists have put together a video claiming that a shapeshifter, reptilian humanoid had infiltrated President Obama’s Secret Service.

” I have to tell you, I haven’t enjoyed watching a video with the president of the United States in it in probably about eight years. And this is really, really fun, very fun,” Glenn said.

“Just because TheBlaze says that it is a conspiracy theory film, make no mistake, this is true,” Glenn joked. “The Secret Service and this president and the Israels have a shape shifter working to bring to pass their Zionist plans. You might want to stop on the way home and get some lizard food because that’s all you’re going to be eating soon.”

WATCH (after the jump):

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    And here I though we finally had proof of Pelosi being monitored by her home planets forces to ensure she never escapes the earth.

    Note to democrats: the above is sarcasm and humor, learn it, the life you lead after that would be enjoyable and not miserable.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    So is this the same alien who, according to conspiracy theorists, has visited Presidents from Nixon on forward? Or are we at long last looking upon the real face of Nancy Pelosi?

    Sarcasm off people: the Secret Service agent is doing his job, looking and watching for anything smacking of trouble. They are there for one purpose – to safeguard the President.

  • http://www.facebook.com/abha.khadar Abha Khabar

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  • http://youtu.be/0iRCvDwF26Q Sam Fisher

    Ah ok this guy must do a lot of drugs and dare I say still lives in mommy’s basement. Pay attention to the fact the video is blurred and can make anything look like an alien. Let’s ignore the fact that as a body guard you have to look in all areas. I also like how this was clearly done by a Jew hater. What is with Jew haters and aliens anyways? But I sure Ventura will believe this bull.

  • Anonymous

    I smell another birth certificate controversy in the works.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G75RVM5S3L2G2BHBHGAXG6X5PI Jim

    It’s James Carville.

  • Anonymous

    AKA  Serpent-Head

  • Anonymous

    If she goes home she’ll have to garfle the Narthok. Nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak!

  • Anonymous

    I wish I had that much time on my hands…………LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/duane.wriglesworth Duane Wriglesworth

    Look at 7:50. there is a “shapeshifter” behind Glen HAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    Thank You Glenn. The shape‑shifting Lizard people is a bipartisan issue that all humans should be alerted to. Ultimately this is why the 2nd amendment is so necessary, to protect the citizenry from the inevitable Alien invasion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1157874791 Sherry Stachowiak

    Looks like James Carvelle!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/duane.wriglesworth Duane Wriglesworth

    Look at 7:50. there is a “shapeshifter” behind Glen HAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    Can’t a fella just have an ugly head? What is this world coming to… Ugly head people, UNITE!

  • Anonymous

    i just feel bad for this agent!  Poor guy has probably had more office chiding than any of us here!  Can you imagine how much more his buddies have taken this?  i can just see it, the guys in the office are tip toeing around him, keeping their eyes on him…the women retract in fright…Poor guy!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/4DQWYT6BR2GY7IMDTZCHI7ILFU Scott Littles

    these people are some sick retards… you know how we had 3000 people die on 9/11? because of inbred trailer trash diots like this that take time to tell us fu_____ alians are in the secret service while we waste our time on security and real f_____ s____ that matters… Next time are attacted with a (mushroom) cloud this time…. REMEMBER wasting your intelligence on intelligence… and dont cry, just know its the arrogance of fat lazy uneducated AMERICANS who kill themselves…. by the way… I am an AMERICAN… difference is… I didnt grow up in Utah… and My paerents arent brother and sister… and I gave up cartoons after I out grew the Road Runner, while all my idoot friends are into the simsons king of the hill and family guy instead of CSPAN…. thats why we are all dead… because of losers
     like most of you in this country….

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/4DQWYT6BR2GY7IMDTZCHI7ILFU Scott Littles

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    these people are some sick retards… you know how we had 3000 people die on 9/11? because of inbred trailer trash Idiots like this that take time to tell us fu_____ alians are in the secret service while we waste time on security and real f_____ s____ that matters… Next time are are attacked with a (mushroom) cloud this time…. REMEMBER wasting your intelligence on NON intelligence… and dont cry, just know its the arrogance of fat lazy uneducated AMERICANS who kill themselves…. by the way… I am an AMERICAN… difference is… I didnt grow up in Utah… and My parents arent brother and sister… and I gave up cartoons after I out grew the Road Runner, while all my idiot friends are into the simsons king of the hill and family guy instead of CSPAN…. thats why we are all dead… because of losers like most of you in this country….

  • http://twitter.com/JYAC2 Freedoms Voice

    The Zionist Ka-bowel?

  • Anonymous

    Oh, no, you’re not inbred.  Just illiterate.  Parents, not paerents.  I don’t think your parents were brother and sister.  First cousins maybe.  If you want to smart off on how superior you are to others, I would suggest you try to use correct spelling.  And try using more insightful words instead of everyday, trash profanity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=710753911 Manuel Darocha

    Hey Scotty Beam me up!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/vanaenay Vanae Keiser

    Oh my gosh! Where is Fox Mulder when you need him?! 

  • Anonymous

    It’s the same snake-being that promised obama he would be “just like God”, if he would take a big bite of the socialism apple.

  • Anonymous

    Can’t be, carville only shape shifts for the clintons.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=694831134 Brian Bair

    Did anyone see the the creepy black-suited guy in the background over Glenn’s right shoulder???  It’s spooky-dude!  He’s behind all of it!! …literally

  • http://www.facebook.com/LordTownsend M.Emmett Townsend

    hehehehehehehehe haha seriously funny!

  • Jane Bowen

    what is the thing in the distance behind Glenn? It looks like someone dressed up like a jester?? anyone see that moving around?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001518528355 Patrick Crawford

    Woohoo, Alien behind Glenn. Also, the shape-shifter is obviously Voldemort working to take control of America.

  • Martha Vineyards

    The secret service guy could just be a super thin bald man, the distance does fuzz up.  Sme people have distorted features, they are born with..or, What if he’s a burn victim working for the government?  Geez, get a grip.  I do believe in the Bildebergers, etc.  my father told me about them and the tri-lateral commission (what they were called in the 70′s).  I also believe in demons…Demons are shape shifters. So, just relax, we’re not being invaded by aliens.  Maybe demonic influences because they have been deleting God out of everything, but “not” aliens.

  • Anonymous

    Wow! I never thought of it like that! You are brilliant! Wait a minute …… no human can be that brilliant. You must be a shape-shifter! Of course you didn’t grow up in Utah. Everyone knows that the air in Utah is toxic to shape-shifters. And you shape-shifters also can’t watch Family Guy without imploding. Clever …….

  • Anonymous

    Oooweee….that’s quite the run-on sentence!

  • crazy betty

    I wouldn’t be surprised.  I’ve always said obama, pelosi and al goreleoni are all alien shapeshifters.  al looks like a lizard.  I’m sure there is more of them …

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheTankMan William C Hunt Jr

    Zomg it’s Lord Voldemort

  • http://www.facebook.com/diane.brock.355 Diane Brock

    He does look like a shape shiftier form my favorite show FRINGE 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BGC7U7QUFEWSSV3H4IFHLAFK54 mudslide

    Well if it did exist it certainly hasn’t protected him from spending…. 

  • Anonymous

    Obviously, this guy isn’t a reptillian or some alien but it seems to me that you are dismissing anything that is labeled a Consiracy as wrong and only stupid nutty people believe in them. I used to be just like you until some of those conspiracies actually turned out to be TRUE! For example: Agenda 21 used to be a conspiracy theory that only sick retards thought was true. Well guess what it IS TRUE! Nutty Conspiracy theorists said The Gulf of Tonkin that started the Veitnam war was a false flag incident to get the US involved in it. Well guess what? That was TRUE TOO! Anybody that thought tht the Federal Reserve was an Independant Banking cartel not associated with the Federal Governmet was a sick retarded Conspiracy theorist. Well that turned out to be TRUE TOO! All I’m saying is that too many so called Conspiracy theories are turning out to be true. I think you are doing a diservice to yourself and our Country by dismissing them all out of hand. I at least take a look at them and do some research before I make judgements on them now…and  I think there are a few more that will turn out to be TRUE TOO! 

  • Anonymous

    Could this be a case of premature ejacualien?

  • Roger Berens

    Maybe he’s from the same planet as Carville?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001023527871 Abigail Marie Wuebbling

    hmm

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001023527871 Abigail Marie Wuebbling

    If I didn’t know Harry Potter had killed him, I would be more concerned it was Voldemort.

  • Anonymous

    Oh come on now…..that’s just James Carville in the front row.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.jablonowski.5 Brian Jablonowski

    So I’m thinking of Hitman, Agent 47.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3NL3PUB2LYTKIFCQTXFDUS5NIE Scott

    Its Voldemort!!!

  • smokehill

     If you weren’t such an effete snob, and actually took a look at those idiots that make up the “9-11 Truth” cult, you’d discover that most of them are far-left, anti-conservative whackjobs. 

    Take a good look, for instance, at the “Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth” website. They’re mostly phonies, inflating their so-called credentials (most of which have absolutely nothing to do with structural engineering), but they’ve padded their list of supporters to over 1500.  Look at the history & credentials in their bios on that website:  far-left, including at least one Red-diaper Baby whose parents named him after Karl Marx. The rest are the usual pompous cretins who make up today’s far-left academic sideshow.

    There are, to be sure, a few far-right nutters in the cult, but strictly because they share the Jew-baiting, anti-Zionist creed of the Leftist mutts.

    The right-wing knuckle-draggers at least have the excuse that their formal education was too poor to allow them to tell science from pseudo-science.  The university-educated leaders & prime movers in the Truthie Cult have no excuse other than that their blind hatred of both the US and Israeli govenments has overridden whatever feeble science education they claim to possess.

    Contrary to your silly rantings, the Truthie Cult whackjobs don’t spend their time watching cartoons — they spend it watching the Leftist slop on PBS and the National Geo Channel.

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    i know this is a lot of silliness, especially from the reporter, but think about how singularity is already being used by this white house.

    is it ridiculous to think this guy is loaded w/machine?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jt-Coleman/100000150846473 J.t. Coleman

    C’mon Glenn ..good grief… 

  • Sean O’Connor

    Is that Lord Voldemort? Keeping an eye out for Harry Potter?

  • Megan Berlener

    LOL VOLDEMORT GOT HIS NOSE BACK!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Curtis/100000195121611 Jake Curtis

    Time to Call in X-Com

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=581834054 Ginny Auldridge

    fail; the shape shifters are not reptilians

  • http://www.facebook.com/dmar003 Dee Martin III

    THATS COOOOOL,  May be he is like the aliens in the TV show “V”. those characters ate rats, and humans.he may be  looking for a snack for the flite home

  • Anonymous

    I think somebody has been watching too much ‘V’ the series.  Besides, they guy behind Lizard man has Vulcan ears.

  • Draxx

    Obummer took it farther than that, he ate the whole socialist tree and is trying to grow more of them for Gov’t Officials and the Populace…

  • Draxx

    Pelosi, must have injected him with her alien botox, I mean look how it has distorted her face, mind, and soul… she is no longer a human being!

  • Anonymous

    The only shape I want to see shifted is chairman “o” telling the American people ” I quit!”

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  • Jesustheonlyway

    Demons have been known to take on various forms including human.  Of course, this could just be a reflection of Obama.

  • Anonymous

    I have always believed that Marxist Obama is a lizard that is in a human form.  Lizards have purple lips.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/XBS5M57HSGC6XZQBZF3HTL5FUI jimmy

    Does anyone else here think that Glenn looks like a grown version of the boy off of A Christmas Story?

  • http://www.facebook.com/juliano.michael Michael Juliano

    I love that there’s a costumed guy in the background of the shots from the camera left and forward of Beck.

  • Anonymous

    Ever notice how the loone Leftis a caricature of itself? Henry Waxman looks like a weasel, JamesCarville is the old serpent’s head himself (or at least a Ferenghi ecapee from a Star Treak set)And as for the Wicked Witch of the West- ye ole Nanc Pelosi herself….Then we come to the head cheezy cheese himself: Barak = ancient Hebrew fro Lightning and thenObama = ancient Hebrew once again for Satan/Lucifer. Then refer to Luke 10:18; I saw Lucifer fall from heaven like lightning….hmmm. Get a clue foks as to who we are really dealing with here !

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty certain that’s Jim Carry reprising his role from The Mask.

  • greywolfrs

    You didn’t grow up in Utah and your parents aren’t brother and sister? You are what crawled out when the doctor dropped the test tibe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bishimine Barry DaKama’aina InKali

    live long and prosperous… lol…

  • Anonymous

    FRINGE was correct on Shape Shifters 

  • theunrivaled1

    These guys act like teenage girls at a slumber party