Hilarious: Real News brings Anthony Weiner sexting scandal to life with dramatic reading

Sure, the Anthony Weiner may make us all a little sick to our stomachs. And yeah, none of us should be surprised by this latest revelation. But nevertheless, your jaw likely hit the floor in disbelief when you caught wind of the news that disgraced Congressman and (somehow?) NYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner had created the alias “Carlos Danger” to frolic around the internet looking for 20-somethings to text…or is it sext? Whatever the slang is Weiner’s online escapades didn’t end after he was “exposed” tweeting photos of “his junk” to 20-somethings across the country. He’s apparently been exchanging more photos and x-rated chats with other women he met online.

The newly revealed correspondence was exposed on Monday by the gossip website The Dirty. The woman involved was not identified, but claims their online relationship began in July 2012 and last for six months. Yes, thats over a year after he was ousted from Congress.

Tonight on Real News Will Cain and S.E. Cupp decided to combat their disgust with the scandal with a little humor. The two showed off their voice-acting talents to bring the latest developments in the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal to life…with a must-see dramatic reading.

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  • MacBeagle

    Not dramatic enough. More drama! Also, more cowbell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005487574656 GrammaJo Irish

    THIS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP! WHAT AN EVIL MAN! AND THE VILE PUKE WILL BE VOTED IN BY THE STUPID MORONS IN NYC! JUST DISGUSTING!

  • http://www.facebook.com/clint.mott Clint Mott

    LOL All kidding aside. New York deserves all they get with the people they are puting in office…..

  • Anonymous

    the dusgesuing life of A W …

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.page.9250 Mary Page

    That was great!
     

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.page.9250 Mary Page

    That was hilarious! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.patten.14 John Patten

    Pretty sure Bill Maher and Jane Lynch already did this… the last time his messages were leaked.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=719471313 Mattie Palmer

    If we all had our dirty laundry aired in this way, no one would be able to raise his head again. 
    That being said, he is most certainly a Weiner. 

  • Anonymous

    ” I ………… Yam Carlos Danger………underwear?????……I don need no steenking underwear!!!”

  • Anonymous

    If his surname was anything else but “Weiner” we could mock all we want, but there’s a sort of reverse irony in that name that creates some sort of media shield for this pathetic man. “Carlos Danger” ? Isn’t “Carlos” the name of his son ? Now he’s crossed the line. But, given his wife’s penchant for terrorists, he may have been named after the famous terrorist, ‘Carlos the Jackal.”

    But I digress. Nightly we should all bend a knee and thank our Higher Power that M. Weiner does not have absolute power.

    And that is the point: picture of any man or woman you respect. Now, what if they were given ALL POWER ?  How would the wield it ?  We already know that your President would steam roll your Constitution, over ride your impotent Congress and ignore settled, statute law.

    Hold.

    He as already done all that. You Americans are screwed.

  • Anonymous

    And
    then there’s Tony Weiner

    Who
    brings us lots of fun

    A
    priggish New York weiner

    In
    a socialistic bun

    He’s
    really fond of twittering

    To
    girls he doesn’t know

    Of
    sending private body parts

    In
    photos, don’t ya’ know

    He’s
    just a New York liberal

    Of
    the rude and haughty kind

    Who’ll
    tell how to live your life

    Ironic,
    don’t ya’ find?

    When
    he appears on Fox News

    He’s
    a good ‘ol party hack

    The
    trouble is, on substance

    Tony
    Weiner “don’t know jack.”

    I
    love it when he slaps his thigh

    impatient
    with the host

    Spewing
    mindless liberal points

    Is
    what he does the most.

    If
    Weiner starts a twittering

    Your
    daughter to ensnare

    Parents
    better take some steps 

    Of
    Weiner to beware.

    His
    conduct sure has caused the man

    Supreme
    humiliation

    And
    made him a big laughingstock

    All
    across the nation.

    It’s
    really not surprising

    inside
    the New York border

    Cause
    Weiner’s just more proof

    That
    liberalism’s a mental disorder.

    And
    now his dear wife Huma

    It
    should be understood

    Is
    right between the covers

    With
    the Muslim Brotherhood.

    And now he runs for mayor

    I’m sure that he is nuts.

    It’s time for voters to reject

    this perverted little putz.

     

     

     

     

  • Anonymous

    And
    then there’s Tony Weiner

    Who
    brings us lots of fun

    A
    priggish New York weiner

    In
    a socialistic bun

    He’s
    really fond of twittering

    To
    girls he doesn’t know

    Of
    sending private body parts

    In
    photos, don’t ya’ know

    He’s
    just a New York liberal

    Of
    the rude and haughty kind

    Who’ll
    tell how to live your life

    Ironic,
    don’t ya’ find?

    When
    he appears on Fox News

    He’s
    a good ‘ol party hack

    The
    trouble is, on substance

    Tony
    Weiner “don’t know jack.”

    I
    love it when he slaps his thigh

    impatient
    with the host

    Spewing
    mindless liberal points

    Is
    what he does the most.

    If
    Weiner starts a twittering

    Your
    daughter to ensnare

    Parents
    better take some steps 

    Of
    Weiner to beware.

    His
    conduct sure has caused the man

    Supreme
    humiliation

    And
    made him a big laughingstock

    All
    across the nation.

    It’s
    really not surprising

    inside
    the New York border

    Cause
    Weiner’s just more proof

    That
    liberalism’s a mental disorder.

    And
    now his dear wife Huma

    It
    should be understood

    Is
    right between the covers

    With
    the Muslim Brotherhood.

    And now he runs for mayor

    I’m sure that he is nuts.

    It’s time for voters to reject

    this perverted little putz.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    As funny as this was can we please stop talking about the pig Weiner.

  • Anonymous

    And then there’s Tony Weiner

    Who brings us lots of fun

    A priggish New York weiner

    In a socialistic bun

    He’s really fond of twittering

    To girls he doesn’t know

    Of sending private body parts

    In photos, don’t ya’ know

    He’s just a New York liberal

    Of the rude and haughty kind

    Who’ll tell how to live your life

    Ironic, don’t ya’ find?

    When he appears on Fox News

    He’s a good ‘ol party hack

    The trouble is, on substance

    Tony Weiner “don’t know jack.”

    I love it when he slaps his thigh

    impatient with the host

    Spewing mindless liberal points

    Is what he does the most.

    If Weiner starts a twittering

    Your daughter to ensnare

    Parents better take some steps 

    Of Weiner to beware.

    His conduct sure has caused the man

    Supreme humiliation

    And made him a big laughingstock

    All across the nation.

    It’s really not surprising

    inside the New York border

    Cause Weiner’s just more proof

    That liberalism’s a mental disorder.

    And now his dear wife Huma

    It should be understood

    Is right between the covers

    With the Muslim Brotherhood.

    And now he runs for mayor

    I’m sure that he is nuts.

    It’s time for voters to reject

    this perverted little putz.

     

     

     

  • Anonymous

    And then there’s Tony Weiner

    Who brings us lots of fun

    A priggish New York weiner

    In a socialistic bun

    He’s really fond of twittering

    To girls he doesn’t know

    Of sending private body parts

    In photos, don’t ya’ know

    He’s just a New York liberal

    Of the rude and haughty kind

    Who’ll tell how to live your life

    Ironic, don’t ya’ find?

    When he appears on Fox News

    He’s a good ‘ol party hack

    The trouble is, on substance

    Tony Weiner “don’t know jack.”

    I love it when he slaps his thigh

    impatient with the host

    Spewing mindless liberal points

    Is what he does the most.

    If Weiner starts a twittering

    Your daughter to ensnare

    Parents better take some steps 

    Of Weiner to beware.

    His conduct sure has caused the man

    Supreme humiliation

    And made him a big laughingstock

    All across the nation.

    It’s really not surprising

    inside the New York border

    Cause Weiner’s just more proof

    That liberalism’s a mental disorder.

    And now his dear wife Huma

    It should be understood

    Is right between the covers

    With the Muslim Brotherhood.

    And now he runs for mayor

    I’m sure that he is nuts.

    It’s time for voters to reject

    this perverted little putz.

     

     

     

  • Anonymous

    The Weiner t-shirt; Carlos Danger on the back and on the front—— Would you like see my little penis

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    If his surname was anything else but “Weiner” we could mock all we
    want, but there’s a sort of reverse irony in that name that creates some
    sort of media shield for this pathetic man. “Carlos Danger” ? Isn’t
    “Carlos” the name of his son ? Now he’s crossed the line. But, given his
    wife’s penchant for terrorists, he may have been named after the famous
    terrorist, ‘Carlos the Jackal.”
     

  • Anonymous

    The guy is a total freak show and his wife is nothing more than a “carnie”! I would be embarrassed to tears to stand next to this perv and profess my undying devotion. How utterly pathetic!!!

  • chip griffin

    glen, this is the truth you bring? this is as bad as the mainstream media, just following their lead. the truth stops hear huuh? glen’s slide from crap to worse crap…

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    i’m starting to think that the “lady” was paid to say “…that someone like you would pay attention to someone like me.”  sounds like a liberal campaign push…and the liberal base would fall for it ’cause they’re schlocky.

  • Donna Vernick

    You did this narrative so well!  I agree that he is a “perverted little putz”. I just pray that every American would have the scales pulled off their eyes, and get out of the Ostrich syndrome while putting their heads in the sand.

  • Josie

    Hilarious!  The texts are so childish and humiliating.  And Weiner has no shame.

  • Anonymous

    lol That was hilarious. He’s obviously a sex addict. What’s even more shocking is that his wife stands by him! Sorry,but she is not bright. He’s not going to stop. He’s a pig.

  • Anonymous

    I laughed at this reading between Will and S.E. until I cried, and then I went back and watched it again.  Yes, I know the subject is serious, but seriously, Will apologized to his wife and children, and I can only imagine that S.E. didn’t want her folks watching.  They were so perfectly uncomfortable in their own skin while reading the script, it gave me hope that most people will see it that way.
    New York, please wake up–this is a dangerous man–and he will make Bloomberg look like a boy scout.  Good luck.  I wish I could vote.
    Of course the MSNBC folks are handling this so professionally by explaining that one candidate is so much worse than Weiner.  Hello, really?  One of the guys actually has to have someone with him all the time so he doesn’t molest women–he gets them in a neck hold…. I watched the segment myself, threw up, and went back to The Blaze.
    Thanks to Will and S.E. for a good time, and Amy’s expressions were priceless.  Her eyes just kept getting bigger and bigger, and then she was grimacing and going for the biting her lip move to get through it.
    I say you need to have an awards show, featuring all the Blaze programs, and all the times ‘stuff’ happens.  It would be priceless.

  • Anonymous

    It is not love–it is power!!!

  • Daphne Wallace-Edwards

    Weiner TOLD this person that he was: “deeply flawed”; (if it is a true dramatization reading).  That is what men do- tell you about what they are like, IF a woman listens’!!!

  • Daphne Wallace-Edwards

    Throwing herself at him.

  • Brontefan

    People who foolishly believe Character does not matter.. .. will obviously be some of the dumbed down American public who –thanks to our Dept. of EDUCATION–have no idea of real history, real heroes, and the concept of honor & integrity.   If NYC elects this man, all I can say is that they deserve what they will get.  He is not a lawyer and has no real profession… so he’s prime for political office …. especially in today’s over-sexted culture.

  • Anonymous

    Keep’ them coming Glenn… 

  • Anonymous

    he don’t need no steenken underwear ?  how come he never got that thing caught in the zipper????  LOL

  • Anonymous

    My dear! - do not offend the Pig!  Pigs are very clean animals.  PERVERT -  yes that’s the right description.

  • http://www.facebook.com/luis.l.sr1 Luis L Montemayor Sr

    GrammaJo Irish, is it not what the electorate (also dumb and stupid) did to elect, not once but twice the current individual to the Chair of the Presidency?? 
    we have and abundant number of idiots that as long as they get their welfare, their cell phones, they housing help, their condoms and medicines they will keep voting for the same useless politician we are currently saddled with!!!!

  • Guest

     Nicely done… APPLAUSE !