Michelle Obama wants us to… drink more water?

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First Lady Michelle Obama has a new health initiative – she wants you to drink more water.

“So anyway, the First Lady was on the Today Show. And if you notice, they’re turning on these people. They are starting to turn on them,” Glenn said on radio this morning. “She was on the Today Show with some ridiculous thing about how we just all have to drink extra water. It’s a special initiative.”

Just how serious is the First Lady about your hydration? On Thursday morning, the Mrs. Obama made a taped appearance on NBC’s TODAY show, in which she jokes that she has “stolen Matt and Savannah’s mugs and exchanged them for water glasses” to get her point across. TODAY show anchor Savannah Guthrie, however, did not seen to be amused.

MATT LAUER:  And the First Lady, Michelle Obama, sent us a special message about it. Take a look.

MICHELLE OBAMA:  Hello, Today Show viewers, and good morning from the White House. Today I’m working to inspire Americans from all across the country to drink more water. That’s why I’ve stolen Matt and Savannah’s mugs and exchanged them with water glasses. Water is the best and easiest choice we can make to feel energized, focused, healthy and refreshed. You are what you drink.  And when you drink water, you’re at your best.  So drink up.

After the taped message from Mrs. Obama finishes playing, Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Natalie Morales, and Al Roker are seen sitting out on the TODAY plaza with water glasses aloft, ready to do what the First Lady requests, Savannah Guthrie replies quite dryly, “If you say so.”

“I like what Savannah says there: ‘If you say so,’” Pat said. “It would seem to be a, ‘Yeah, I’m not buying into your nonsense on this one’ because she probably saw the report just like we did three weeks ago where none of that is true.”

While we have all been programmed to believe that we must drink 8 glasses of water a day, recent studies seem to indicate it might not be necessary.

TheBlaze reports:

“There really isn’t data to support this,” Dr. Stanley Goldfarb of the University of Pennsylvania tells Politico. “I think, unfortunately, frankly, they’re not basing this on really hard science. It’s not a very scientific approach they’ve taken. … To make it a major public health effort, I think I would say it’s bizarre.”

Sam Kass — the White House assistant chef and director of Let’s Move — cites obesity as one of the ills that could be reduced through more water consumption.

“We do have a quarter of kids who drink no water under the age of 19. And over 40 percent of Americans aren’t even drinking half the water we know is recommended for optimum health,” he told reporters in a conference call Wednesday.

Goldfarb, a kidney specialist, is troubled by White House claims that drinking more water boosts energy, calling that conclusion “quixotic.”

“We’re designed to drink when we’re thirsty,” Goldfarb adds. “There’s no need to have more than that.”

“Can I ask you a question, a real serious question? Is this all these people have to do with their time? Really? To try to teach us how to drink more water,” Glenn asked. “The world is on fire. Wouldn’t you like to see the First Lady compassionate about the Christians that are being slaughtered? Wouldn’t you like to see that? How about teaching somebody to read? How about going into the inner cities of Chicago that you’re supposed to love so much and teaching them not to kill each other?”

“And they mocked, relentlessly mocked, Nancy Reagan for her antidrug campaign,” Stu added.

“This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen,” Pat agreed. “There’s no mocking going on. None.”

“I believe Brian Sack (of The B.S. of A.) may mock the water initiative,” Glenn concluded. “If they still want a paycheck. “

Front page image courtesy of the AP

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    When will we finally be rid of the Obama’s?

  • Gristle McThornbody

    If you are thirsty, you are already dehydrated, leading to a lack of energy and focus.

    This is hilariously bad.

  • Stephan Bruno

    Please just call her a nigger and get it over with. Honestly the racism flows plentiful here. 

  • startrekin81

    Please just take a long walk off of a short pier… The straw-man arguments flow plentiful from you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justcallmehunny Meemaw Ronda Tate

    My dad is 75 yrs old and a diabetic, He drank all day till his Dr. told him he was drinking to much water causing his body to retain it and to only drink 32 to 36 oz a day,Yes you can even die from drinking too much water.

  • ak

    because she’s suggesting it, I simply won’t.

  • Draxx

    They want us to Drink More Water (many cities put Chlorine and Flouride in their processed water), which their citizens drink without a choice of additives. 

    Not to mention the Fact, Flouride is illegal to dump into the ocean but they are willing to put it into our water, toothpaste, mouthwash, and dental cleanings (in Ultra High Concentrations)!  Chlorine attacks the Liver and Kidneys when your body tries to flush it out!

    Oh, I forgot to mention that they Use Caustics (Hydrogen Peroxide) & Acids (Sulphuric & Muratic) to balance the PH Levels to about 6.9 – 7.5 (7.2 is ideal).  Now surely these cannot be Cancer Causing Agents Over Years Of Exposure (I am being sarcasstic for those that think I agree with this sentence), and they most suredly don’t attack the Liver & Kidneys either!!!

    Drink Up City Dwellers, It’s For Your Health!!!

  • Draxx

    Gristle,

    You
    Should
    Have
    Drank
    A
    Glass
    Of
    Water…!!!

    LOL

  • Know Really

     Cite examples of your accusation.  Your word “plentiful” indicates that would not be very difficult.

  • Anonymous

    not soon enough

  • J.A. Peters

    I’m sorry, but this is ridiculous. Aside from the hilariously awful video by the First Lady (which is ripe for parody – All your non-water filled mugs are belong to me) I find the idea that you are rebelling against the idea of drinking more water outrageous. In a country that is becoming more and more like the dystopian Idiocracy where water is used solely in toilets and not for drinking, I think the idea of drinking more water is a good one. But dollars to donuts, you’re only rebelling because it was Mrs. Obama that recommended it. If Reagan were to be resurrected and told you that “You need to drink more water son!” you’d be gulping it down so fast you’d drown.

  • ellievl

    Michelle, please comment on the amount of radiated waste water being poured into the Pacific Ocean by the Japanese outside their damaged nuclear plant and leaking contamination holding tanks. The planet is being destroyed..am I the only one who remembers Chernobyl? The radiated waters still produced freak sea creatures! What are you doing to save the planet?

  • Anonymous

    Although I agree with her, every time she feels the need to tell everyone what they should or should not do, My blood boils!

  • Watch it

     Not true.  Dehydration comes far after initial thirst.   It is just a warning of things to come.
     
    You can be thirsty because your body is trying to flush out toxins or substances that your body has too much of – like glucose – which your body tries to pass in the urine. This is a tell tale sign of diabetes.

  • Jamie Shafer

    Sure the gubmint wants you to drink all the wqater you can hold laced with flouride (poison) and chlorine (also poison)! Thank God I have a deep well loaded with good minerals like calcium which makes for strong bones. Too much water flushes out good electrolytes. But who elected this woman to be our food and water goddess?

  • Anonymous

    This is all part of Agenda 21.

  • Anonymous

    She has gone from “Let them eat cake” to “Let them drink water”… Thanks Queenie Michelle but let me say, “Mind your own business”
     
    I bet water is not in your glass at all the Hollywood/ White House parties you have and the working people of America are paying for your drink.

  • Anonymous

    Marco Rubio had the drink of water during a TV interview that EVERYONE was analyzing. Maybe Michelle should ask Marco to be the spokesperson for her silly water campaign.

  • Gristle McThornbody

    Eh. I’m something of a biohacker and take 40+ 00 pills daily. I’ve simply noticed a tremendous benefit in eugeroics absorption and magnesium delivery with increased water intake.

    The alternate (il)logical argument to Glenn’s argument regarding thirst being nature’s answer to H20 deficiency is the human need to expell urine when we intake too much fluid.

    That is not accurate, but I hope it serves to illustrate the hole in Glenn’s argument.

    It is simply my understanding that encouraging people to drink more water…isn’t that ridiculous.

  • Gristle McThornbody

    I genuinely laughed out loud, Draxx.

    I love you.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t want or need anyone connected with the gubmint to be concerned with how much water I do or do not drink.   None of their business.  Find something useful to do instead of being a busybody.

  • Anonymous

     Never, they will become the same puss pimples of Carter and the Clintons.

  • Anonymous

    Not true, if you are thirsty – Dehydration has already started. Every summer camp we have a handful of Scouts that succumb to Dehydration and they were not thirsty at the time. We put them in a cool place and push the water and Gatorade. Encouragement to drink water should not be frowned upon just because it was Moooochelle passing the message. Of course her health claims of water are false – the actual health benefits would be from substitution and not the water itself.

  • Anonymous

    Not true, if you are thirsty – Dehydration has already started. Every summer camp we have a handful of Scouts that succumb to Dehydration and they were not thirsty at the time. We put them in a cool place and push the water and Gatorade. Encouragement to drink water should not be frowned upon just because it was Moooochelle passing the message. Of course her health claims of water are false – the actual health benefits would be from substitution and not the water itself.

  • rtgxsvn

    Exactly! your blood boils and you need more water! that’s what she’s saying!! Everybody’s blood is boiling these days….

  • ABerg

    Crap. Now is everyone going to think I drink so much water just because SHE told me to? I might have to keep my water in a vodka bottle from now on.

  • Anonymous

    The water bottling company’s profits must be going through the roof. Are they a lobby group, I wonder?

  • http://www.facebook.com/artbysuni Suni Godbold

    What has the NWO gov’ment put in the water they want us to drink? Clear kool aid?

  • Anonymous

    Stephan Bruno, shut up.  This has nothing to do with race.  I would be just as annoyed with her if she were white.  The point most of us are trying to make (the one that seems to just fly over your head), is that we don’t need the government to tell us what to eat or drink.  They interfere enough as it is.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, she was giving a word to the wise.  She wasn’t talking to you.  Trust me.  Hey what did you think of my last show?  It was BATTA-BEAUTIFUL!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw3rwNFj0kI

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart you said thank god. Which god are you thanking?  Be specific, thanks.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, what do you want her to do?  She’s trying to educate the “simple-folk” like you. Isn’t that enough.  That’s gonna keep her very busy.  BATTA-BING!! 

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, you’re a sick bastard.  Thanks for proving you’re an asshole.

  • Watch it

    That isn’t true. You have to understand what dehydration is.

    There are three main types of dehydration: hypotonic (primarily a loss of electrolytes, sodium in particular), hypertonic (primarily a loss of water), and isotonic (equal loss of water and electrolytes). In humans, the most commonly seen type of dehydration by far is isotonic dehydration. The difference is important when treating people who become dehydrated.

    Physiologically, it is important to understand that dehydration, despite the name, does not simply mean loss of water, as water and solutes (mainly sodium) are usually lost in roughly equal quantities to how they exist in blood plasma.

    You are talking about kids that half the time don’t know they are thirsty (the initial thirst) because they are so sidetracked by activities that they don’t pay attention to the warning. I was in that scene as a kid. By the time they have run themselves beyond the initial warning point in the summer heat and activity they are getting dehydrated. There is no real or significant dehydration with the initial thirst signal.

    I certainly am not trying to discourage people from drinking water, but drinking it just for the sake of forcing water is actually not healthy.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, Obama will leave after his term is up.  In the meantime you should thank him for making sure you have insurance, now you won’t be treated like a 2nd class citizen any more.  You should kiss ombama’s ass for looking after you.

  • Anonymous

    We “simple folk” aren’t all that simple, (except in your liberal eyes) and don’t need the government to interfere with what we eat or drink.  It is amazing how liberals all think they are smarter than the rest of us, and that we want and need them to tell us what to do with our lives.  Sorry, dearie, this is still the U.S.A., and I still have rights. But say, tell me how you guys figure out who gets to make the rules, since each of you thinks you are the smartest being ever.  Must be a hell of a catfight to see who will be Queen b!tch of the Libtards

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    Sweetheart stop being a damn bigot.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    you calling us simple folk is like the pot calling the kettle black. Don’t forget to say your prayers to Obama.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    Says the asshole that called all white people the spawn of Satan.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    Again he is one of you liberal 99% morons you see how racist you guys are.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    Not if your atheist brother Bill Maher has his way.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    And now I am going to open up a can of soda in her honor.

  • Watch it

    40+ pills a day, and eugeroics?  Those are the psychoactive, stimulant  drugs. That explains a lot about you.
     
    There is no reason for a NORMAL person to take in more water than their body tells them. Some prescriptions tell you to take them with plenty of water – different reason for it.
     
    Most people get enough water with their regular diet. Of course if you produce a lot of sweat from strenuous activity or heat, or have lost fluid through diarrhea, are taking certain meds, are unable to drink because of a gastric problem, then you need to get  more water (and electrolytes) into your system through drinking or IV.

  • Gristle McThornbody

    200mg Modafinil, 50g Noopept, 350mg Phenibut, 800mg Sulbutiamine, 700mg Alpha GPC, 350mg DMAE, 700mg Inositol, 100mg 5-HTP, 8000IU D3, 500mg Magnesium Citrate, 600mg ALCAR, 100mg 400mg N-Acetyl Tyrosine, 100mg L-Theanine, 100mg Caffeine, 4tsb MCT, B-100, 100mg B-6.

    I also take experimental racetams and, sometimes, MAOIs.

  • Anonymous

    Why do they require First Ladies to have something to say. They don’t say anything that is saving the nation. They say what other mothers say, which I am getting tired of being talked to like I am too stupid to already know these things. It reminds me of a job I had, where everyone was required to send in 3 ideas for improvement. Of course, people just made stuff up, because an idea is really only good if it comes to you naturally and it’s not forced. 

  • Watch it

    Why do you take all these?

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  • Anonymous

    Sammy you don’t have any health insurance, put down the soda.  Listen to your first lady. she loves you.

  • Gristle McThornbody

    To augment my intelligence, focus, energy, memory, speed, charisma, mood, motivation, strength, endurance, sex drive, visual acuity, dexterity, and mindfulness.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, does your mommy know your playing on the computer again?  Why don’t you go play in traffic, while the big people talk on the computer.  Okay?  BATTA-BING!!  You want more?  You “simple-folk” are so cute.  Thanks for the entertainment!! 

  • Anonymous

    MICHELLE OBAMA:  “Hello, Today Show viewers, and good morning from the White House. Today I’m WORKING”..

    So, no, Michelle, you are not WORKING but bullying via the media.  Might I suggest you get a real job…just kidding.  You may want to consider doing something productive and humane vs plastering your mug and position on national media along with fading lousy actress Eva Longoria.  Also, in the spirit of generosity, supplying all Americans with water filters would be the right thing to do, don’t ya think?…do it for the children.

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  • Armand1

    Me too. FLAGGED ALL YOUR POSTS.

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  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, welcome to the BATTA-BING-BITCH-SLAPPERS club!!!   Please to meet you, you don’t have to guess my name.  But you have to watch me on you tube.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw3rwNFj0kI

  • http://www.msubillings.edu/grad/ Sally Miller

    FLAGGED  Sorry, not interested in morons. 

  • http://www.msubillings.edu/grad/ Sally Miller

    FLAGGED  Sorry, not interested in morons. 

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  • greywolfrs

    Hey moron, piss up a flag pole.

  • greywolfrs

    You and your “show” are beyond retarded, dunce.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    Oh no in fact I am going to open yet another one to mock you as well as her because getting health advise from someone that looks like the goodyear blimp is priceless.

  • greywolfrs

    Sounds like you speak from experience, dunce.

  • greywolfrs

    It ALL flows from you, punk bitch.

  • greywolfrs

    He’s one of your left wing dolts, imagine that, dunce.

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm, I’m of two minds on this subject.  First, health care should NOT be coming from the WH

    —in more ways than one.  Secondly, the body REQUIRES a certain amount of ”liquids” in order

    to be well hydrated.   Not all liquids need to be water, depending on taste and body weight, one

    can use juices, milk, etc.  Sorry, sodas and alcohol don’t count.  However, water is good for a

    quick and easy way to hydrate.  A lot depends on the QUALITY of the water.  Here, in No. CA,

    we get our water from the Sierra mtns.  Very good.  When I lived in Seattle, their water was

    good.  Hope it is still the same.  Personally, I need to push myself to drink more liquids.  Was

    never ”into” that and I realize the necessity to do so for good health.

  • greywolfrs

    I already had insurance, Obamao has given me nothing I didn’t already have. You should be trying to pull your head out of your ass, but that will never happen.

  • http://www.absoluteintensity.com dennis reilly

    Why won’t she go to Chicago and try to stop the murders makes so much more sense, but this is the Obama’s!!!!!!!!! 

  • Watch it

    Your wasting your money.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, ellievl, and all that ”dumped water” from Japan is slowly making it’s way to the
    West coast of the US.  Authorities are monitoring it and hoping the radiation level is
    not too high for humans.  Wonder if radiation pills will be in the future for we, the West
    coast dwellers?

  • Anonymous

    Oh bitch, take your ugly ‘jungle-mouth’, your moslem brotherhood hubby, and piss off back to Kenya where you belong.  Unless you haven’t heard, this is the United States of America where people have the fucking RIGHT to choose what to eat and drink, and when to eat and drink.

  • chefz774

    Oh my goodness, everybody raise your glass (of whatever you like to drink) and praise Moochell for telling us how best to live our lives, what to drink, what to eat and whatever else SHE decides is good for us, in spite of NO SCIENTIFIC DATA to back up her claims, including school lunches nobody wants to eat, BECAUSE she’s married to the “Annointed One” and they both are so much smarter than the rest of us, especially the voters that didn’t vote for Obowtome because we’re RACIST!

  • Jesustheonlyway

    Gag!!!

  • Guest

     Why do you post such idiotic comments?

  • Anonymous

    Must you show pictures of bho & mo when doing stories.  It really is disturbing hearing the story and they actually have to look at their picture too is goes beyond the pale.

  • Guest

     Why do you care?

  • Guest

     No one here watches that trash.

  • Guest

     No one  has to watch that garbage…. unless they are bulimic and want to throw up.

  • Guest

     Just what the world needs -  vacman, another moron with a keyboard.

  • Guest

    I think he got 2 or 3 viewers and their comments weren’t favorable.  Much like the moron gets here.  He has to promote his garbage here or no one will be tricked to visit his BS.  Much like Victor Tiffany does to drive traffic to his bug site.

  • Guest

     Your impression  of who the ‘simple folk’ are is way off. She’s talking to you, simple vacman.

  • Guest

     Racist

  • Guest

     Bullshit

  • Guest

     #1 Reagan would never promote such silliness. #2 No one is ‘rebelling’ , they are expressing how idiotic this whole thing is.

  • Guest

    And like VT, repulsive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/travis.cunningham.963 Travis Cunningham

    The government probably just upped the doses of fluoride in the water since Obama pushed his agenda on Syria. They want us to drink till we’re dumb as sheep. 

    “You are what you drink.”

  • Anonymous

    Next time she will say:
    Eat more beans … America needs gas

  • Anonymous

    I love it!!!!! When Michelle tells the conservatives to drink more water, what will they do?  Drink less water, right?  She should tell conservatives to stop drinking battery acid. So they will do what? The exact opposite, right?  According to bill maher it’s called “BLACK-STEPPING”   BATTA-BING!!  Conservative will hate my last show, celebrating Costco!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw3rwNFj0kI

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, if you think that drinking more water is bad for you, you’re a bonehead.  I can understand being un-scientific,  but do you have to be “willfully-ignorant” too?  Do you automatically go against everything the obama’s say?  If Michelle said she want’s everybody to stop drinking battery acid.  I’ll bet you’d want to know where you can buy battery acid, right?   BATTA-BING!!

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, sit down, shut-up, and drink your water.  Then watch my show.  BATTA-BING!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw3rwNFj0kI

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart. I haven’t BITCH-SLAPPED you in a while, have you missed me? Have you been keeping up with the show?  Have you put solar panels on your roof, yet?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw3rwNFj0kI

  • Guest

     You have got to be one of the dumbest liberals I have ever run across. You draw bizarre and totally wrong conclusions because you have a preconceived idea about what people think. People express indignance about the FLOTUS telling them what to do and how to run their lives  you  insist on being ignorant and prejudiced, and thus conclude something that is totally wrong. Were you always this stupid?

  • Guest

     Did he say or even imply any such thin? NO he didn’t. It is obvious that the one here who is a bonehead and  “willfully-ignorant” too is you. Get your head out of your ass . BATTA-BING  BATTA-BING BATTA-BING

  • Guest

     Sweetheart, sit down, shut-up, and drink some hemlock. 

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, the gubmint want’s you to stop drinking “battery-acid”  Can you believe that?  Who are they to tell you what to do?  That’s right, can you believe they have the balls to tell you that?????  You can buy battery-acid at Auto-Zone!   Why don’t you teach those obamas a lesson. 

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, thank you for your support.  I appreciate the fact that you are now following me, thank you.  We are working on a new website but in the meantime why don’t you subscribe to me on you tube.  BATTA-BING!!

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, thank you for your support.  I appreciate the fact that you are now following me, thank you.  We are working on a new website but in the meantime why don’t you subscribe to me on you tube.  BATTA-BING!!

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, how did you pick your god?  Be specific.  How do you know you picked the right god?  Does he talk to you?  Be specific, thanks.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, it look like I really pissed you off, didn’t I?  You claimed I drew the wrong conclusions, right?  If my posts pissed you off, my show will push you over the edge.  BATTA-BING!!

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    it would have at least been entertaining if she said it in italian.

  • Gristle McThornbody

    Do you want o believe that?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiY5uFLQG2E

  • Stephan Bruno

    Seriously guys your ripping Michelle for wanting us to drink more water. The nigger first family really makes you all that upset eh?

  • Anonymous

    Drinking water has plenty of health benefits. It cleans out all the impurities away from people’s skin and hair for one and helps regulate internal temperature for another. A third reaon is it calms people down. She didn’t say drink water water either so that means water enhanced with flavors, electolyes and vitamins can also be fine. Since Mrs. Obama is also part of the council on health and fitness she’s probably all in favor of drinking enhanced water. (Blatant plug: Vitamin Water has tons of flavors and different vitamins for any type of need people have. Plus it’s good stuff)

  • Draxx

    Hey greywolfrs, doesn’t his name say everything…
    He Lives In A Vacuum!!! 

    As far as citizenship goes the fool doesn’t know we are Already Being Treated As Third World Citizens and Not Second Class or First Class!

  • Draxx

    I was a Leading Nuclear, Biological, Chemical Warfare Specialist/Sergeant in the ARMY, I can tell you from Many Years Of Experience that “Radiation” Pills Do Not Work!!!  BTW – My job was to do surveys, research, and Teach People (mainly soldiers) how to survive in these enviroments, enforce protocols, and be a Commander’s Advisor during such attacks.

    You have the Three Main Types of Radiation (Gamma, Alpha, & Beta) and they all have Accumilative Factors.  Not to mention that Gamma Radiation Emitted by the Sun has been detected as far as Two Miles Underground at the NORAD Headquarters.  Now how do you get away from that on the surface of the Earth?  You Don’t!  Ask someone who has had Radiology Treatments for Cancer and Survived Past One Year, and see if they are suffering less from Radiation or is still the Same Internal Burning Sensation Like Being Microwaved In An Oven For A Couple Of Minutes…

    Good News is Alpha & Beta can only really harm you if it gets into your body, it can lay on your skin and be brushed off and it won’t kill you the same way Gamma will.  But if you ingest it, it will have the same effect especially when your body starts to break down the Particulate Matter.  A Slow Painful Death that will make you feel like you have the Ebola Virus.

  • Anonymous

    What’s up Fatty another dull day !
    DULL DAYS indeed oh fatty !

  • Anonymous

    Excellent advise from a half whit.

  • David Kight

    I PRAY EVER NIGHT THAT GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, it’s never a dull day when I’m able to have fun with the “simple-folk” on this site.  Latter I plan on going to a Taste of Danbury so I can help educate the “willfully ignorant”  What did you think of my idea to celebrate Costco?

  • Anonymous

    Such cheery news on a Saturday morning, D!  Well, whatever the stuff
    is that reaches the coast, I’m ”up-in-age”, so it won’t matter all that much to me, but it is worrisome for my kids and grandkids—as well as
    other family members living inland and my friends.
    On Fri.,  I attended the funeral services of a friend who fought with the
    27th Div. on Saipan and Okinawa—wounded twice.  Had a host of
    medals on display.  It was the same Div. in which my husband was in—
    maybe your wife’s Grand-dad, too?

  • Anonymous

    Asking a question and then answering it with a question… leaves a question and gives nothing.  Then you proceed to do the same again.

    I want to see your show about how you personally helped Newtown family and victims.

  • Anonymous

     If a man is drowning would you hand him a glass of water?

  • Anonymous

    The show hasn’t gone viral.  At this moment — less than 100 views.

  • Anonymous

     Mother?  Tell us about your mother.

  • Anonymous

    The God of Moses: I Am Who Am.  You’re welcome.

  • greywolfrs

    You have never done anything of the sort, nor could you. You are a punk bitch that would NEVER say 90% of this shit to anyone’s face. Stupid kid.

  • greywolfrs

    He is proof that there needs to be more chlorine in the gene pool.

  • Anonymous

     Neutrinos.  Tough little particles to detect.

  • Anonymous

     You said “Please”.

  • Anonymous

    In a previous post you requested that somebody “Please” say what you just did.  You pleased yourself.

  • jalina susan stutte

    I’m tired of hearing Moochle telling us what to eat and drink! She feeds her face with fattening foods and champagne, but we should eat bread and drink water! Her butt shows that she isn’t drinking enough water.

  • ratizbad

    Mrs.Hussein STFU and get out off our lives,We do not need you for anything..Do you understand? 

  • The Lightwurx

    Uh oh, what did they put in our water

  • Anonymous

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  • J.A. Peters

    Yes, because promoting healthy living is indeed incredibly silly. As long as she doesn’t force you to drink water, what exactly is the problem? I can’t even begin to imagine how you could find this idiotic. My point still stands. Your only problem with this is that it’s Mrs. Obama recommending you drink more water. If it were someone you normally agree with, I’d be willing to wager you’d have no issue. As for your #2, I must disagree. You are rebelling against the idea of following her advice. Rebellion doesn’t have to happen with arms, but with minds. Something I find idiotic is refusing to accept the truth simply because it comes from the mouth of someone you dislike. Water is good for you. You should probably drink more. Disagree?

  • J.A. Peters

    Go back to your shanty, you damn loon.

  • Anonymous

    Do these people ever give up trying to run every tiny thing in our lives?  Stuck on stupid doesn’t begin to describe them.  I will drink when I am thirsty.  Deal with it.

  • Anonymous

    Right wingers don’t do health. Go to a red state and look at the average size of the people there and you’ll see what I mean. Many of them are so huge they literally don’t look human anymore. They look like some sort of strange, new species. They don’t even walk: they just sort of… toddle and waddle.

    I grew up in Alabama and remember seeing mothers put Mountain Dew in their baby’s bottle, because: “That’s the only thing that’ll make ‘em stop crying!” ( I wish I was joking there but sadly I’m not.)

    But any attempt to make them healthier is seen as trying to “control” them, so no point in trying. Let them continue to pig out on Chic-Fil-A and sodas. Yes, we’ll all have to pay for their bad health choices now, thanks to ObamaCare, but there’s got to be a way to offset it. Maybe we can fence off the whole south and treat it as a show. Charge people from other countries to come in and see the giant humans! “Watch as this six hundred pound man lifts himself into a jacked up pick up truck.” “Watch this massive womans unbridled savagery as she is unleashed on Golden Corrals buffet!” Europeans would come to see this, we could charge them admission and use that money to pay for conservatives healthcare.

  • Draxx

    God Bless Him, and I hope that they earned a place in Heaven because they have already lived in Hell on Earth…

  • Draxx

    You forgot about Tachyons (the subatomic particles that when concentrated will make Funny Matter), if you did not know about Funny Matter you should do some studying on it…

  • Anonymous

    The Pilgrims (from the log book of the Mayflower) cut their voyage to the New World short as they had run out of beer. The landed in Massachusetts instead of their intended destination of the Virginia Colony. From the days of the ancient Egyptians a “near beer” (low alcohol) concoction has been the liquid of health in crowded societies – and what is more crowded than a small ship on a three month voyage.

    Water is a nurturer of life, and that includes bacterial life. Primitive cultures were semi-nomadic and not crowded into cities – they had access to uncontaminated water (although they didn’t know it). Even so, they were subject to the water borne diseases if the water were stagnant. (And, coming back to the Mayflower, what is more stagnant than a cask of water on a three month voyage). I don’t suggest the ancient Egyptians, or Babylonians (who also had a “near beer”), had scientists analyzing the water – they just discovered over time that people who drank the “near beer” didn’t get sick as often.

    We have the luxury of clean water due to our processed, or imported, supplies. That is not true everywhere. One of the great killers after the Haitian earthquake was cholera from contaminated water. We need hydration, our bodies are about 80% water – but the hydration can come from many things. I’m not an advocate of sugary sodas, but I think I’d rather live on Coke than on salt water. Coke would make me fat, salt water would kill me.

    Like everything in life it is a matter of balance. Our bodies need a certain amount of “trace elements”, many of which are poisons in volume. If I may offer a small lesson in physiology, anything in excess can be harmful. When we digest foods (including drinks) they enter our bloodstream. The contents of the bloodstream are metabolized, converted to useful energy or absorbed by the cells in the case of “trace elements” (remember that potassium that they advertise for bananas). The problem is that if we take in more than we can use it gets stored as fat, or it poisons us (we need arsenic, but too much is a bit of a problem).

    A perfect example comes from a study done by the Yale “Bureau of Alcohol Studies (appropriate for the Yalies I knew . They found (in the early ’60s) that the standard (that 6 foot 180 lb male) man could consume a quart (or a fifth, my memory is fading) of Scot’s whiskey a day without any adverse effects. One small problem, it had to be consumed over a 24 hour period at a steady rate – and the only way to do that is to titrate it into the bloodstream by IV. I don’t really want to savour my whiskey through a needle. The alcohol would metabolize into the basic sugars and be used as energy (not sure how you would use that energy if attached to an IV).

    The point is this, we need water to hydrate our bodies, we need nutrients to nurture our cells, we need sugars to provide energy (this is oversimplified, I realize). Carbohydrates provide both water and sugars – and carry with them other nutrients – but in excess they are stored as fat.

    The races of man are diverse, although all of the same species (I hate the term race, it is actually implies fixed divisions where the actuality is a spectrum of local differences). Evolution is, on the whole, a long process – but localized evolution can be quite fast.Peoples in “feast or famine” areas – such as the American southwest or the Arctic Circle – developed a metabolism that tended to store fat. It was a survival evolution, the fat would re-metabolize to provide energy for the lean times of the year.

    I’m sure that Lib4ever will find this racist, if he has read this far. It is not. Let us take skin color – it is a spectrum. The basic Indo-European “race” (traced by language groups) includes the very dark skinned peoples of India, the medium dark of southern Europe, and the “whities” of Skandinavia. The African “race” varies from the very dark of the central and east to the lighter shades of the west and south. Each sub set of mankind has evolved in the last 10,000 years to fit his environment (ok, some go back longer because they stayed in the same place). The “redskins” came from Asia over many years, but started about 30,000 years ago – but when they were in Asia they were “yellow”.

    Mankind is a mutt, we are a mixed breed. But we are all the same animal with the same basic goals and desires. We have specialized in some ways – the successful hunter on the plains of Africa had need of different skills than the successful hunter in the Arctic – one needs speed and stealth, the other patience and planning. The genetics of the successful hunter are passed on, but the difference is so small that a generation or so can eliminate it.

    A dog is a dog, be he a St. Bernard or a miniature poodle. Put all the breeds of dogs in an enclosure and in a few generations you will have the original dog. We have bred the breeds to our purpose – the retrievers, the guard dogs, etc. Nature did the job with mankind, those in northern climes developed light skins to absorb more of the limited rays of the sun – those in equatorial regions kept the dark skin for protection from excess solar radiation. What we forget is that the various peoples have migrated and re-migrated over the last 50,000 years – and have subtly changed again and again.

    We are both one and many. A part of us is our genetics, which can change over time as peoples mix in this newly accessible world – another part is our ethnic cultures, which can also change quickly. The former is physical, the latter mental.

    But we all drink water, in one form or another (thought I ought to get back on topic). We only need to drink it when thirsty, as long as we are taking in hydrates in other ways. That fruit juice hydrates, and even the hamburger (the cow was 80% water also).

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  • Anonymous

    See, tony, some can be polite.  Too bad he negated it by the word he used.

  • bull57

    Boy, Moochelle gave me one more thing not to do! I do the opposite of what ever silverback supports!!!

  • Anonymous

    daiz, love it!

  • Anonymous

    n/t/i, wait a minute, there.  Perhaps the administration is working on some way to TAX
    the people on breathing air.  They haven’t quite figured out how to implant it into the
    body, yet.   Still working out the details.  Do they TAX on amount of air inhaled daily?
    Air inhaled indoors or just air inhaled when outdoors/away from the house?  See.  So
    much to figure out.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, michelle want’s you to stop drinking battery acid. 

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  • Watch it

    Jon, you presented a wonderful piece, full of education, unfortunately, most here will not take  the time to read it because it is so long. http://www.TheConservativePushWebs.com and post it, become a member – free – plenty of room for viewpoints, and no  idiot trolls  like this dolt “vacman..”..

  • Guest

    My comment was “Why do you care?”. You come up with a question that is irrelevant in addressing it to me. Try again. Mr. Incompetent.

  • Guest

    You didn’t piss me off, it isn’t possible with the drivel you present. You have got to be one of the dumbest liberals I have ever run across. You draw bizarre and totally wrong conclusions, as you just showed here and what you showed with your other comments that you tagged to my posts.

    BATTA BING BAM BOOM … Moron!

  • Guest

    You must be one of the liberal progressives that need to be told to drink some water.

    Apparently you are too obtuse to get what I posted. It isn’t about rebelling, it isn’t about FLOTUS, it IS about her taking a position where she thinks she knows better than the people she speaks down too,m and I would resent it no matter what FLOTUS tried to push her ideas on me. Of course people will resent it – she is trying to run their lives since she put her foot in the dor. People don’t like being told what to do,m especially when theyh already know what to do.

  • Anonymous

     Thanks for the kind words. I am aware that my long posts are read by few on this list, but I’m constitutionally incapable of brevity. If a few read them through then I’ve done my job.

    I’ve tried to access your suggested site without success, but I’m assuming that is just that I’m doing it very late at night – I find mention of it on other sites in Google, I’ll try again. May I commend you to another site as well – The Patriot Post. It is also a free subscription, I often post replies there. Excellent newsletters and digests, but not as interactive as this one.

  • J.A. Peters

    There’s going to be people telling you how to live your life until the day you die. Get used to it. It doesn’t mean you have to do what they say. If you already drink enough water, then her recommendation isn’t for you. Considering the national obesity statistics, it’s glaringly obvious that many individuals aren’t drinking enough water. They couldn’t be bothered to drink only a few glasses a day but are perfectly content sucking down a 20oz bottle of cola a day. People tend to be rather stupid and could use some positive encouragement, especially concerning their health. I don’t care who gives the advice, as long as it’s good advice. Let’s not forget that that’s all she’s doing. If she uses her clout to make you drink water then there’s a problem. You’re free to make your own choices but I’m free (and so is she) to tell people that it’s better to drink more water and eat healthier foods. It’s simply a good suggestion.

    In your attempt to insult me by calling me a progressive liberal, you’ve only shown your ignorance. What is progressive? What is the opposite of progressive? Is not progress something we all desire? Now on to the liberal part. What is a liberal? Do you even know? To answer your question, I am a liberal in the classical sense. I advocate limited to no government. I call for the decriminalization and legalization of marijuana as well as all other recreational drugs. I believe that a foreign policy of non-intervention is in the best interest of the American people. I believe the Military-Industrial Complex has been the driving force behind every international conflict we’ve encountered since WWII. I believe in putting an end to the Federal Reserve System which has debauched our currency and caused the USD to tank by ~95% since 1913. I am an advocate of Austrian economics which is, in short, laissez-faire free market capitalism. I believe that what you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody’s business but your own. I believe that taxation is theft and that the welfare state creates high levels of dependency on government. 

    Considering your repeated [intended] insults, it is very clear that I’ve struck a nerve. Good. I hope it causes you to think. I, however, do not have high hopes. Feel free to pile on with the other lemmings.

  • Anonymous

     Found it, you left out a dot between Push and Web.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, you claimed that I drew the wrong conclusions.  What did I get wrong?  Never mind I never get anything wrong.  You need to watch the show again.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw3rwNFj0kI

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  • Anonymous

    Yeh, he’s only TAKEN AWAY from us since he’s been in office and it just continues!  Gave me insurance my a*s.  Wake up you idiot vacman!

  • Anonymous

    I am sort of amazed she wasn’t telling us to drink more KoolAid. 

  • Guest

    Correction – Liberal Regressive. You haven’t struck a nerve, but apparently I did, judging from your missive.

  • Guest

    Sweetheart, I already told you. If you can’t figure it out then you have confirmed what I said – you are a moron. You get just about everything wrong.
    Watch you show again? I didn’t watch it and won’t – I don’t watch garbage spewed by morons.

  • Watch it

    So sorry – I left out a strategic ‘period’ before the word webs. The site is
    TheConservativePush.Webs.com

  • Watch it

    As I said YOU are wasting your money.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUrbEIqFl_Q Sam Fisher

    You know your wasting your time with this one. He don’t live in reality.

  • Watch it

    McNobody is on too many meds.

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  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart, I was only kidding. Michelle says that drinking water can make you fly.  Why don’t you drink a big glass of water and go to the roof on the biggest building and prove her wrong.  Go ahead!!!

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart you “simple-folk” are so cute.  You haven’t watched my show, but  you condemn it and claim I got things wrong.  You “simple-folk” are so cute, and stupid.

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  • Guest

    I saw part of one, and when I was done puking I vowed to never watch another.

  • Guest

    Funny how you “Simple Folk” call others “Simple Folk”. You are so stupid.

  • Anonymous

    Laugh if you want about water, I lost nearly 60 pounds in 6 months just doing two simple things.  Exercise to the point of sweating, 5 to 6 times a week, for 30 minutes per day…and drinking water.  1 liter per 50 pounds of body weight per day.  Cleans toxins and most importantly every cell in your body is made of water.  Most people are chronically dehydrated.  If the cells controlling your metabolism do not have enough water, they do not function properly.  

  • Anonymous

    Hows that obama a?? sniffin workin for ya,why don’t you try to get some self esteem!

  • Anonymous

    I had insurance,I don’t now because “obamacare” is too expensive!! More people that had insurance will be without now due to obamacare! Try to get up to speed about what obamao’s really trying to do to the nation instead of believing everything that the communist liberals spew!

  • Anonymous

    It seems there’s already enough of you progressive communist morons kissing his fa..t a??

  • Anonymous

    I think what this really means is that the two usurpers in the wh want to kill coke and pepsi,put them out of business! If the media hadn’t been paid off to not vet obama he would still be a two for a nickel rabble rouser!

  • guacamole

    Health costs to the country would go down MASSIVELY if people drank only water when they’re thirsty, instead of soda and diet soda and other crap. I assure you that’s part of the reason she said this.

  • https://www.facebook.com/john.vandermolen Johnny Muscle

    She is absolutely correct on this. Water will give you more energy because it acts as a muscle hydrator, as well as transporting nutrients in the body. There are not many things out there healthier for the human body than water.