Why will Glenn Beck never look at milk the same way?

During the filming of Searching for Grandpa’s Christmas, Glenn thought he was going to teach his son Raphe how to milk a cow. But by the time it was over, Glenn was reevaluating his relationship with all things dairy. Why? Well, just watch the video below to find out.

WARNING: The below is basically two minutes of twelve year old bathroom humor. View at your own risk (and amusement).

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  • Jeff H

    What was the cows name? Winnie Da Pooh?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8FvmesaxXg Sam Fisher

    That is what cows do. They just let if fly. That is why you never stand anyway near that end of a cow.

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

      Sam – I wanted to give a heads up, there is a person imitating my screen name, they are going by “snowLEPER’ and using an older avatar to try and discredit me.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8FvmesaxXg Sam Fisher

        Thanks for the heads up but don’t worry these idiots are easy to spot because they really are not as smart as they think they are. I wonder why the left play such childish games.

        • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

          Welcome, and as for the reason: they are infantile, petulant, spoiled brats.

      • Guest

        Awe c’mon leoptard, don’t be a spoiled person. She’s conservative just like you. Except w/o the plagiarisms, language hacks, butt-ins, points stacking, and Asian pic. Just because you say that was your old pic doesn’t make it so. You’ve been observed in stretching things too far.

        • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

          Hello thief, even though you deleted your avatar it showed up in the disqus post.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleper (rat folk calgary)

    Somebody tried to milk me that way once, and I let go a big one!

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

      Hello thief, I wondered when you would arrive here as well.

      So, when are you going to move from theft and character assassination to threats of physical harm and violence, which is the next step for leftists such as you?

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8FvmesaxXg Sam Fisher

        This is liberalism at its best. They cannot debate facts so the act like a bunch of children.

      • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleper (rat folk calgary)

        Hello Chinee Anime, did you get your Christmas printed in China too?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8FvmesaxXg Sam Fisher

      Oh look a cowardly liberal that cannot debate and goes to childish games. The only thing you are proving is why people should not be liberal. In fact it was morons like you is the reason why I am not liberal anymore. What a Child you are.

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  • Sea Rock

    … what the cow is saying in “bovine” … “Hey Raphe” … “pull my finger” …

  • landofaahs

    No wonder with all the crap on the back of the cow that could be washed off so when it swished it’s tail it doesn’t scatter crap all over. Oh, and wash them teats before you milk it..

    • Anonymous

      Oh, now I see why they pasteurize milk for our own good.

      • Anonymous

        You do realize that’s not how responsible dairy farmers harvest their milk, right?

        You also realize farmers spray that stuff coming out of the backside of that cow on fields where they grow your lettuce, spinach, and kale, right?

        Your chances of getting pathogenic contamination is actually much greater from raw spinach than raw milk. If it’s a healthy, grass-fed ruminant, the chances of contamination goes down substantially in all cases.

  • Anonymous


  • Alan Darling

    Thanks for sharing!

  • Socialism is Evil. Organized.

    We rely on learned rules for doing things, such as customs and traditions, because our intellect cannot comprehend every detail of our complex, distributed, technologically-driven civilization.

  • BlackBeaver

    Glenn, You really were in New York City too long. And whoever taught you how to milk a cow must have come from Queens. It is a simple, two step process:
    Step 1: Get close to the cow. Close enough to put your forehead up against her side, just forward of her hind leg. (Your choice whether you want to rest your head against her- the idea is to be really close).
    Step 2: Hold the bucket between your thighs just above the knees. Do not set it on the ground. If you set it on the ground the cow may kick it over, or even step in it. Also, the bucket needs to be close to the teats to make your aim easier.
    Don’t worry about polluting the milk with urine or offal: the distance is far enough to prevent this, and keeping the bucket between your thighs at the knees increases the distance.
    Before you swear off bottled milk, remember all large dairy farms use milking machines so there is no chance to pollute the milk through the cow’s natural processes.
    As to the cow’s ‘passing gas’? Get over it! It’s natural!

  • BlackBeaver

    Also Glenn, looking at it again, you really need to clean your animals. Do you have a curry comb? Cows love to be combed. You might want to consider occasionally using soap and water.

    You brush and wash your dogs, don’t you? Why not your milk cows?

  • Anonymous

    Diversity just means NO more White people.
    Multiculturalism just means NO more White people.
    Integration just means NO more White people.

    DIEversity is a geNOcidal SCAM!
    MultiCULTuralism is a geNOcidal SCAM!
    Integration is a geNOcidal SCAM!

    STOP WHITE geNOcide!

  • Liberalism is Nonsense

    Ultimately, it’s up to each of us to communicate the basics of responsibility, liberty, and prosperity to your social networks: http://www.savageleft.com/resources/beacon.html

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