In an article published Tuesday, former New York City nanny – ahem mayor – Michael Bloomberg told the New York Times why he believes he has earned his place in heaven.

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in,” Bloomberg said. “I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

Bloomberg’s confidence stems from the fact that he valiantly took on the obesity and smoking epidemics in New York City during his time as mayor. Additionally, he is pouring tens of millions of dollars into pro-gun control causes.

“That’s a guy that gets it,” Glenn said sarcastically. “He gets it.”

While Pat thinks Bloomberg’s “if there is a God” qualifier discounts his declaration a bit, he can imagine how a conversation between the former mayor and God might go.

“You guys don’t serve ice cream up here, do you? And soda? What are those big cups? The salt intake is very high. [There is] no information. How much trans fat is [in this],” Pat joked. “He’s going straight in. It’s not even close. He’s done his work to take away the rights of man. He’s fought hard to do that.”

Read the entire New York Time profile HERE.