Each morning, Glenn meets with his producers to discuss the biggest stories of the day ahead of his radio and television programs. On Thursday, they discussed a chimp that is now suing its owner, Cliven Bundy’s controversial comments, and where people can find the real answers (SPOILERS: The Bible).

Today’s Big Stories:

Should a chimp be able to sue it’s owner?

Cliven Bundy Under Fire for ‘Negro’ Comments, Wondering Whether Blacks Would Be ‘Better Off as Slaves, Picking Cotton’

Aborted Fetuses Reportedly Incinerated at Waste-to-Energy Plant… in the United States