Should a chimp be able to sue its owner?

Each morning, Glenn meets with his producers to discuss the biggest stories of the day ahead of his radio and television programs. On Thursday, they discussed a chimp that is now suing its owner, Cliven Bundy’s controversial comments, and where people can find the real answers (SPOILERS: The Bible).

Today’s Big Stories:

Should a chimp be able to sue it’s owner?

Cliven Bundy Under Fire for ‘Negro’ Comments, Wondering Whether Blacks Would Be ‘Better Off as Slaves, Picking Cotton’

Aborted Fetuses Reportedly Incinerated at Waste-to-Energy Plant… in the United States

  • Anonymous

    I hope the cows don’t hear about this. Barbecues could be scarce this summer!

  • Anonymous

    Can a bunch of chimps file a class action lawsuit?

  • landofaahs

    If the chimp can speak for himself so a jury can understand him….still not.

  • landofaahs

    Are the democrats complaining again?

  • ken.

    if you have to ask,….

  • ManaMoffa

    Glenn Beck is a liar and self serving

    ‘…” and so what I’ve testified to ya’, I was in the WATTS riot, I seen the beginning fire and I seen the last fire. What I seen is civil disturbance. People are not happy, people is thinking they did not have their freedom; they didn’t have these things, and they didn’t have them.

    We’ve progressed quite a bit from that day until now, and sure don’t want to go back; we sure don’t want the colored people to go back to that point; we sure don’t want the Mexican people to go back to that point; and we can make a difference right now by taking care of some of these bureaucracies, and do it in a peaceful way.”

  • Elena

    Just a little off topic.

    People are not happy because they fail to be grateful for what they do have. The tenth Commandment is — “Don’t covet” and goes on to make a short list of those things most desired in the day. If people make the Lord their God and love Him with all they are, then they don’t have to worry abt coveting what neighbors have or don’t have. Coveting is what makes people unhappy.

    The Mexican people have yet to experience what we call western democracy. What they have presently is an oligarchy and closed markets despite NAFTA. Nearly every weekend, the parking lots here in deep South Texas are full of neighboring Mexican states’ license plates. It’s cheaper to buy it here than in Mexico. Many come with empty suitcases and return w/ones full of new clothing. They deposit the tags and bags in the shopping carts or toss them on the ground.

    If you are referring to trespassing migrants, you may want to rethink things. In the low-to-no-skill jobs, they take fm Af-Am workers who need a place to begin a working life. Since they are trespassing, they proceed no further up the chain but clog the bottom part, keeping enterprising law abiding Af-Am locked out of any upward mobility. Young Blacks who chose not to learn to read and write are left on the corner dealing drugs, getting killed or maimed, and generally bringing shame upon their community. You may not need a college education to get somewhere, but you do need to be able to read, write, speak clearly, and balance a checkbook to succeed. No gov’t handout is going to fix that; rather, handouts make it all the worse.

  • Elena

    If the EPA gets its way, cows and their farts will be a thing of the past.

  • Elena

    Pantheism, nature worship or animism, is hardly new but quite primative. Nature worship has been around since before Abraham was called out to know YHVH, the Creator, Sustainer, and Redeemer of creation. The current iteration of nature worship is the devolution of monotheism’s concept of “good stewardship” and to appreciate what a wonder creation is. Creation should direct the observer to the God who made it, but these fellows look in all the wrong places.

  • TheMammaBear

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/unedited-tape-bundy-emerges-sheds-light-racist-remarks
    Here is the truth. The media is playing just a portion, out of context and very misleading. The true and sympathetic thoughts of Mr. Bundy’s plea are an effort to stop the bureaucracies that are “strangling” large portions of our population so that there is no freedom, happiness or family life. Please read this and find out what Mr. Bundy really said. I can’t believe people are buying into “LIES” and not finding out the truth.

  • Anonymous

    If you have to ask, you’ll never know. If you know, you need only ask.

  • http://batman-news.com IT IT IT IT V

    “WE will USE distraction and matters of NO importance
    to SABOTAGE the public’s ability to think’
    ———-that’s what they said, in the their 1992
    —————-NASA WAR document AGAINST
    ———————the American people.
    ——————————-THEY”RE –DOING! —-IT!”
    DEBORAH TAVAREZ
    California activist
    Informed Radio
    2014

    CHECK IT OUT!

    THEY DID!

    THEY ARE!

    FURTHER- – -

    CHECKED OUT the info DEBORAH TAVAREZ has?
    Have a family???

    As for BECK- – -

    “GLEN BECK
    ——————IS
    ——————————the GOVERNMENT.”
    ALEX JONES
    ( yesterday )

    TAKE HEED!

  • Anonymous

    In this day and age a desperate lawyer can find a client in any realm of the planet……….Fifty thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean is considered a good start…..

  • Anonymous

    Not really the hot air, BS and farts will still be in the congress…..

  • mysteriousguy48

    “A planet where apes evolved from men…”

  • mysteriousguy48

    How far will this go? Will lawyers step up to defend bacteria against drug manufacturers who create antibiotics and anti-bacterial hand washes which kill bacteria.

  • freedomluchador

    Glenn Beckkk is a sissy chicken hawk!

  • Six Edits

    Liberty’s value can be hard to see because those regimes lacking liberty are able to benefit from the goods and services of free countries.

  • landofaahs

    Don’t believe anything them sheep tell you.

  • landofaahs

    What about pork? Suey