You just can’t get movie reviews like this anywhere but The Glenn Beck Program.

Friday on radio, Glenn, Pat and Jeffy launched into a discussion about Passengers, starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence, then went retro with Smokey and the Bandit, starring Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.

“He’s a fun guy. He seems like a really good guy. I like his movies,” Pat said about Chris Pratt.

All three agreed that Jennifer Lawrence was equally likable, but there was some concern regarding her recent political musings.

“I don’t like to hear her talk about politics, which she recently did. I tried to wipe it out of my mind, what she was talking about,” Pat said.


Read below or listen to the full segment to learn what advice the guys had for Jennifer Lawrence:

 

 

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Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: The movies that are opening up this weekend. Did anybody see Passengers?

PAT: I saw it last weekend. I loved it.

JEFFY: Yeah, Pat saw it.

PAT: My family liked it, but I loved it. The technology in that thing is so cool, that I was just captivated by it. I mean, what’s coming — and I think they probably consulted somebody because it was sophisticated and cool enough that you think, “Wow, that — that had to be from somebody, like a Ray Kurzweil’s mind.”

GLENN: Well, science fiction movies — science fiction movies, the best ones are always from futurists. Like what’s the technology that they have that’s so cool?

PAT: Well, I don’t want to spoil it for you.

JEFFY: It’s been out.

PAT: They’re obviously traveling for 120 years to a new planet.

GLENN: Right.

PAT: And they’re all asleep. There’s 5,000 of them aboard this ship. Passengers on it. So when they wake up, they either got to have cool things to do, and they’ve got to have food. They’ve got to have life-preserving things that happen.

So it’s an amazing — it’s an amazing —

JEFFY: And what could possibly go wrong?

PAT: What could possibly go wrong other than a meteor shower, you know?

GLENN: Oh, that’s what happens?

PAT: Yeah, they get hit with a meteor shower.

GLENN: Now, you wouldn’t tell me what the technology was, but then not telling me what the problem is —

JEFFY: I know.

GLENN: Halfway through, she’s like, “I have something to tell you, what really happened,” is a meteor shower.

JEFFY: You’d think they would have like the shields up or something.

PAT: It happens in the first two minutes of the movie!

GLENN: Well, thanks for wrecking the first two minutes. There’s that 90 seconds where I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.

PAT: You are welcome.

GLENN: My gosh.

JEFFY: So the big crash happens in two minutes. Then the rest of the show is just after that?

PAT: Just after that. It’s like, what happens next?

JEFFY: Taping of the ship.

PAT: But, you know, he’s fun to watch. She’s obviously appealing. Fun to watch.

JEFFY: She’s fun to watch.

PAT: I like him. I like Chris Pratt, right? He’s great. I really like him.

GLENN: I think he’s like a really good person too, isn’t he?

PAT: It seems like it. Yeah.

And his deal was — I thought he’s a super big Christian, and he wasn’t going to do any scenes — any love scenes with another woman because he felt like it was sort of a violation of his marriage —

JEFFY: Yeah, I hate that.

PAT: But he does scenes in this movie with Jennifer Lawrence, and it may just be that it’s Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, I’ve got principles, but it’s Jennifer Lawrence!

GLENN: Right. Yeah, there are things —

JEFFY: Thank you. You know what, Chris Pratt is a good guy.

GLENN: There are things. You’re like, come on. I mean, you’re like — it’s Jennifer Lawrence, honey.

PAT: I love my wife. Am I serious about my covenants and vows?

Yes. Yes.

PAT: But it’s Jennifer Lawrence.

JEFFY: Thank you.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: So I think that’s what happened.

JEFFY: God will forgive.

GLENN: Jesus, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t alive when you were alive, okay? You didn’t have that one.

JEFFY: Yeah.

PAT: I mean, if I wasn’t supposed to pretend to make out with her, you wouldn’t have created her to look like that.
(laughter)
Right?

JEFFY: Amen.
(laughter)

GLENN: He’s really good.

PAT: He’s great.

GLENN: I think he is —

PAT: He’s a fun guy. He seems like a really good guy. I like his movies.

GLENN: And I like her too.

PAT: And, yes, you can’t help but like her too.

GLENN: Well, no, yes, I could.

PAT: You can’t.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: Although I don’t like to hear her talk about politics, which she recently did. I forget — I tried to wipe it out of my mind, what she was talking about. But it’s like — it’s so agonizing. It’s like, please don’t. Don’t ruin you. Don’t do it. Don’t do it.

JEFFY: Come on, pumpkin.

PAT: Don’t go the Sally Field route.

JEFFY: Please. Please don’t do that.

GLENN: Sally Field was — you remember she was — oh, my gosh, I watched Smoky and the Bandit really —

PAT: Recently?

GLENN: Yeah, recently.

PAT: Really?

GLENN: I watched it with Raphe and the kids. Have you watched it?

PAT: Oh, man. Not for 30 years.

GLENN: Oh, I haven’t watched it for 30 years either.

JEFFY: I love it.

GLENN: It’s not as good, but Jackie Gleason is absolutely hysterical.

JEFFY: Great. Great.

PAT: Is he, or is it —

JEFFY: It’s Jackie Gleason. You don’t like him though.

PAT: No, I’m not a big fan.

JEFFY: Yeah, I know, Pat doesn’t like —

GLENN: He was absolutely brilliant in this.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: And at one point he looks at his son — remember, his son is the one that’s going to marry Sally Field.

JEFFY: Yeah.

GLENN: And he’s the doofus in the car the whole time. And he asks — towards the end he asks some stupid question. And Jackie Gleason looks at him and says, “When I get home, the first thing I’m going to do is punch your mama in the mouth.”

PAT: Wow, you can’t say that today.

GLENN: Oh, no —

PAT: Oh, man.

GLENN: There’s a lot in there you could not say.

JEFFY: Yeah.

GLENN: Because, remember, he comes into a diner — no, or he pulls up, and another sheriff says, “You’re not — you’re not in Texas anymore. What are you doing in here?”

JEFFY: Yeah.

GLENN: And he said, “I am a sheriff of the law.” And he said, “So am I. Look at my badge.” And he looked at him, and he’s black.

JEFFY: Yeah.

GLENN: And he said, “Good God, what is this country coming to?” I mean, it was —

JEFFY: Wow.

GLENN: It was shocking.

JEFFY: Yeah, some of that really is.

GLENN: Shocking.

JEFFY: And the soundtrack of that movie is the Trans Am 4 Speed, where it’s driving the automatic through the whole movie. It’s great.