Pat Gray’s Nonexistent Future in Country Music

Let’s put this as kindly as possible. Pat Gray, co-host of The Glenn Beck Program, should stick to rock music, particularly from the late ’70s, ’80s and possible the early ’90s. How do we know? Inspired by country music guest Aaron Watson, Pat wrote his own little country ditty, and it goes a little somethin’ like this:

Well, I got in my truck

Because my wife said I suck

So I drove to the bar

Because I got a flat tire

So I got real drunk

Forgot my dog in the trunk

And he died

“How was the dog in the trunk of a truck?” Glenn asked.

“I didn’t say it was a perfect country song,” Pat replied.

Listen to this segment from The Glenn Beck Program: