Let’s put this as kindly as possible. Pat Gray, co-host of The Glenn Beck Program, should stick to rock music, particularly from the late ’70s, ’80s and possible the early ’90s. How do we know? Inspired by country music guest Aaron Watson, Pat wrote his own little country ditty, and it goes a little somethin’ like this:
Well, I got in my truck
Because my wife said I suck
So I drove to the bar
Because I got a flat tire
So I got real drunk
Forgot my dog in the trunk
And he died
“How was the dog in the trunk of a truck?” Glenn asked.
“I didn’t say it was a perfect country song,” Pat replied.
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