UPDATED: Tour Blog: Want a Free Signed Copy?

UPDATE: We have picked the winners of the caption contest!

These three people will all be receiving a free signed copy of AGENDA 21!

  1. “Where are the fuzzy dice?”  Old_ogre
  2. “Wait, I thought things were BIGGER in Texas!” https://www.facebook.com/kim.machir Kim Bennion Machir
  3.  ”Even replicas of great American mass production are mass produced in China now…” https://www.facebook.com/christopher.pancoast Christopher Pancoast

Hope you enjoy the book. Congrats!

Here’s Glenn at Sam’s Club in Round Rock, Texas admiring a replica of Sam Walton’s truck. But while that may be the truth, it’s not very exciting so let’s write some better captions. Leave your caption idea in the comment box here or on Twitter with #Agenda21Tour.

If we find one that really makes us laugh we’ll send you a signed copy of the book!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.biggs Brett Biggs

    I don’t know ???….No I just dont believe this is really Sam’s truck he couldn’t fit in there.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZACD3FST246RQW4LWRAC5VFL3I Dorothy

    Glenn Beck: “I told everyone to buy a truck from 1978 or earlier, but I guess I should also have told them what size to buy!”

  • Anonymous

    How could I put Obama in that truck and then put it in pee pee? I could auction that off!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/76IOGYLOAVX5NKYYC55KXBFV7Q Douglas

    I wonder if this will fit in my pee bottle?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1490499923 Dianna Walker

    “there’s NO place like home.. there’s no place like home.  Maybe it will bring back the Republic if I say it enough!”

  • Matt Shaffer

    General Motors finally made a truck that obeys all the new regulations! -Matt S.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darryl.gann.12 Darryl Gann

    “Now this can run on alternative fuel!”

  • http://twitter.com/Anthillgoddess TheAnthillGoddess

    “It’s cool and all…I just thought it would be, I don’t know….bigger?”

  • http://twitter.com/SeanColvin Sean Colvin

    Glenn Beck: “This is much better than Piss Obama… at least there’s something that’s really American in there”

  • http://twitter.com/L5S1ouch Rhonda

    The NEW 2014 Government Approved Vehicles! The Auto companies finally found a way to reduce carbons, increase gas-mileage, and meet all the other Government Standards while keeping the price below $35,000! They simply reduced the size of their cars and trucks!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bgus88 Brett Anthony

    Wow! Government didn’t help build this business.

  • http://twitter.com/DaniBarOh Danielle Ohliger

    Hmmm, I wonder if American Dream Labs can put George Sorros in here!!! #Agenda21Tour

  • http://twitter.com/Superrfly Superrfly

    Sam Walton didn’t own that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.heilman2 Josh Heilman

    So this is what Obama will be driving us over the fiscal cliff in…

  • Anonymous

    in french accent: “hmmm.  This no good.  No pee pee in the encasement.  THIS IS NOT ART!”

  • http://twitter.com/L5S1ouch Rhonda

    The New 2014 Government Approved Vehicle! The Auto Companies have FINALLY found a way to reduce carbons, increase gas mileage, and meet all the other Government Standards all while keeping the MRP below $35,000! The solution was easy—simply reduce the size!

  • http://twitter.com/longmont1975 Chesson Yauk

    Hmmmm….Doesn’t seem too big to fail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/janetadams3712 Janet Ann Adams

    “I wonder if I will be a replica someday…hmmmm.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/stan.whiddon Stan Whiddon

    Man…….I bet that thing would survive an EMP!

  • Anonymous

    How much could I auction off something without pee pee in it? Lets start the bidding at 16 trillion dollars

  • http://twitter.com/BoundByHim Bound By Him

    Nice truck ! Hey wait, is that Obama in PeePee I see in the seat ? !

  • simply_bad

    Glenn Beck is saying good bye to the good old days, were a
    Ford was a great ride, a Christmas tree was a Christmas tree and God had our
    backs, because we knew him as our lord and savior. God Bless America and forgive us. Ron

  • Matt Shaffer

    “This brand new 2013: GM truck, that follows all the new regulations, would make a great Christmas present for my kid!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/darryl.gann.12 Darryl Gann

    “The new Volt: a car fit for the times!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1378396851 Darin Rein

     If Wallmart would sell goods made in USA only ==now that’s funny==

  • http://twitter.com/SterleG Sterle Garihan

    Back to the future, when a dollar was worth at least 75 cents!

  • http://twitter.com/TLan80 Tim L

    Hmmmm… a Twinkie shaped like a truck?  Yeah, I’d eat it.

  • Anonymous

    Here’s another GM vehicle made in China.  Figures,

  • http://www.facebook.com/GalOfTheGOP Michelle Marie Bazzi

    What a novel idea, a truck that matches my Chick-fil-A cup!

  • http://twitter.com/TLan80 Tim L

    Hmmmm… a Twinkie shaped like a truck?  Yeah, I’d eat it. 

  • Anonymous

    I’d love to listen to the Rangers win the Superbowl while driving this truck -yeah, I’m a man!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1529352626 Jay Leone

    I am sooooo glad I am in Texas now and not in New York… I can get one of these!!!

  • http://twitter.com/JulieHopp6 Julie

    Something the middle class could a”ford” to put gas in…..

  • Anonymous

    where are the fuzzy dice?

  • http://twitter.com/Mr_RichCarter Rich Carter

    Sam started out very small.

  • Anonymous

    “Remembering the good old days”  and if I win, I don’t need a signed copy so give it to someone randomly chosen.  I bought this book the 1st day it appeared in my local Wal-mart, and read it in less than 24 hours.  I’ve gotten 4 others to purchase the book, when my husband finishes it I will donate it to our local library so more people can read it (we live in Maine and we have alot of poor people who can’t afford to purchase this book).

  • Anonymous

    Obviously Glen is thinking… “I thought everything was Bigger in Texas!”

  • http://twitter.com/AMERICA4GOD Ruth Yoder

    Capitalist’s old trucks never die; makes Obama cry.

  • http://twitter.com/AMERICA4GOD Ruth Yoder

    Capitalist’s old trucks never die; makes Obama cry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001600655554 William Richard Donnell III

    Sam’s Club!!  More like Sam’s closet. Nice Ford. Now put it down before you Break it Glenn….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Q72MRILI3OWI2XFZDM6EY6HDPU Israel JosueS

    I better be careful.  That last time someone entrusted me with a car it rolled down a hill and got totaled!   

  • http://twitter.com/JoAnnBorato Jo Ann Borato

    In news from the future: (old fashioned telex noises) ((
    which doesn’t make sense if it’s news from the future,but it’s my story))
    Dateline December 1, 2020 Dear Leader Obama in what is an unprecedented 4th
    term has ordered all fossil fuel burning vehicles destroyed, and sadly the only
    way you’ll see a Ford truck or any car or truck for that matter is in model
    form. However on an even stranger note Dear Leader Obama calls Glenn Beck to
    see if Mercury One can produce the Solar Roller !  We now return you to your normal programming
    An Obama Seasonal Solstice Evening to be followed by Healthy Holiday Baking
    with Michelle !

  • http://twitter.com/justin_patchett Justin Patchett

    “The Sam Walton Pickup Truck for People Who Can’t Walk Good and Who Wanna Go To Other Places Good Too”

    “What is this? A pickup for ants?!”

  • Anonymous

    Remember when it was all made in America!?!

  • Anonymous

    Glen Beck WINS Sam’s Club “Paranoid Redneck of the Year” award!

  • http://twitter.com/kevkerley Kevin Kerley

    now thats a company that dont want government hand out and is smart enough not to take them….beep beep …vroooom…..

  • http://twitter.com/AMERICA4GOD Ruth Yoder

    Would-ya-look-at-that? The vehicle to success! And they say it’s a college degree…

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck fully trained as Sams Club employee; now acts like the rest of them and hides in break room his entire shift!

  • http://twitter.com/sassycatgal1 sas

    wouldnt it be great if i could just escape in this tiny truck ,the door is open if i c o u l d j u s t squueeezzzee in no one would notice im gone ahhh now wheres the keys  

  • http://twitter.com/AMERICA4GOD Ruth Yoder

    Better close that door to save battery and inflate those tires to save fuel, ’cause at the rate Obama is killing energy, the Dems have been warning us we need to save…!

  • Tom

    Glenn, ya sure look better in Texas then in New York City, a city full of zombies of the liberal kind.

  • Anonymous

    When admiring replica of Sam Walton’s truck Glenn Beck spots
    Walton’s first illegal alien employee still hiding behind the seat!!

  • http://twitter.com/colinjunkie86 Diane

    Ohhh the good ole days when you could afford to own AND put gas in one of these, life size!

  • Anonymous

    Hmmmm…..better hide this treasure before it’s illegal to own a replica of a truck that wasn’t electric and get 666 MPG.  After all, the government didn’t build this.

  • Anonymous

    I have finally found the vehicle I want to be in when we go over the fiscal cliff.

  • Anonymous

    Hmmmm, I wonder if Costco let Biden hold James Sinegal’s FedMart name tag.

  • Anonymous

    “I had one just like this! Of course, that was before the nuclear test blast in Nevada. Now I just keep growing and growing….”

  • Anonymous

    Looks like I have a leak in my “Truck in Pee Pee” Art Sculpture.

  • Anonymous

    “I used to have a truck just like this. I loved that truck! Of course, that was before the nuclear test blast in Nevada. Now I just keep growing and growing…….”

  • http://www.facebook.com/dolores.callahanmills Dolores Callahan Mills

    “Not made in China”

  • http://twitter.com/summervilleguy Tom

    The classic all-American pickup…. after Obama’s EPA gets done with it……

  • http://twitter.com/summervilleguy Tom

    The classic all-American pickup…. after Obama’s EPA gets done with it……

  • http://twitter.com/AidenAshmore Aiden Ashmore

    I wonder if it’s made out of anything edible…

  • Anonymous

    Ahhh first a replica of a truck, next replicas of old people……..Thank you Agenda 21!

  • Anonymous

    I wounder if Obama would drive this over the ” fiscal ” cliff 

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeff.leonhardt Jeff Leonhardt

    After a whirlwind book signing tour, Glenn finally fell asleep…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Salinas/1713082144 David Salinas

    today’s money could only buy you that model, lol, that truck worked over 20yrs.    

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1546399989 Pat Fucile

    This is what Obama meant by drive smaller cars?

  • Anonymous

    Obviously Sam wasn’t on board with Agenda 21. Pee Wee Herman and his bike, there was a man who supported sustainable development.

  • Anonymous

    Example of what cars will look like under Agenda 21. And you thought Smart Cars were small.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001023511736 Jodi Hamilton Ojeda

    My son was the 2nd in line at Fort Hood. He said Beck was a genuine & nice guy but my son was a bit star-struck & couldn’t find the words to respond to Beck at all! lol. Poor kid! He is so bummed that he didn’t talk back to Glenn Beck

  • http://twitter.com/MonroeTricia Tricia Monroe

    Do you think Obama could compensate for his lack of patriotism with this?

  • Anonymous

    Another couple of businesses and I might be able to afford this after I pay my taxes since Obama was re-elected.

    michael@briggs-bookkeeping.biz

  • http://www.facebook.com/heather.larson.33 Heather Larson

    “hmmm…now that Obama has been reelected I do need to make some cuts…how many people can I fit in here…?”

  • http://twitter.com/RandyLowe_ Randy Lowe

    I wonder if my fat a$$ will fit in there!

    (love you Glenn)

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm.. my daughter and son-in-law said they needed a truck to move.. This should do the trick..and I’m sure Sam Walton would love nothing more than to help out!

  • Anonymous

    “Wow , no chain steering wheel, where can I buy one like this”

  • Anonymous

    Wait for it…Truck to the side of the road, door opens, and…ah ha…another pee pee work of art! Oh yes, Obama, he did make this himself and can “a-Ford” to enjoy it!

  • Rick Tarpley

    As soon as the camera man turns his head, I’m slipping this into the old back back. 

  • Rick Tarpley

    Where’s Sam’s bird dog?

  • Rick Tarpley

    Wonder If I could get this outta here? Make a great Christmas gift for O’Reilly!

  • Rick Tarpley

    No wonder Walton was rich, the tight wad never spent any money!

  • Rick Tarpley

    Hmmm… Made… in….. China! 

  • Anonymous

    “Beck Acquires ’79 Ford Electric Prototype. He’s thinking the only one who can afford to recharge it would be Michael Vey.

  • http://twitter.com/krogermark Mark Beuerlein

    Here is Glenn, ADD obsessing over and wondering…  “PAT!  Who left the damn driver’s door open?”

  • http://twitter.com/krogermark Mark Beuerlein

    Here is Glenn, ADD obsessing over and wondering…. “PAT!!!  Who left the damn driver’s door open?”

  • Anonymous

    This is what I can afford after Obama increased my taxes.  

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/736FQB2ETG7ECAHU76LIO2YV6A Lia

    From the most humble beginnings come the greatest of men!  No laughing matter ;)

  • Anonymous

    “Lucky Trucky”
    The duck had luck in his truck with the buck.
    The buck in the truck had luck.

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck buys first “Obama Car”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ruthanne63 Ruth Murray-Fear

    can I  use the truck to drive over the to the U.N  to tell what I really think about agenda 21..do u think they will listen the buttholes

  • Anonymous

    It’s what I want for Christmas!

  • Anonymous

    It’s what I want for Christmas!

  • Anonymous

    Look honey, i got something for Raphe and Bowen to drive

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1342638500 Ray Rodriguez

    I see why they didn’t need a “Bail Out”

  • http://twitter.com/RoadAnarchy Brian Riese

    HMMMMMMM……..How do I get the Pee Pee in this one?

  • Patti Bernardo

    Dear Santa, Forget what I said about the double action Red Rider BB gun. I’ve found what I really want for Christmas. It’s even got a pink carnation on the front seat!

  • Anonymous

    That truck is a thing of beauty. They sure don’t make em like that anymore!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/QFR5RYQEW5FRVMJVMMOTHH7P64 Howard the Duck

    9

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1209512798 Ed Hardiman

     The 1% Diorama… “Occupy Bentonville” action figures sold separately…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1209512798 Ed Hardiman

     The 1% Diorama… “Occupy Bentonville” action figures sold separately…

  • Anonymous

    Green tech finally built a truck which gets 100 mpg.

  • Anonymous

    Man, I bet Ken and Barbie are worried sick that their truck is missing…

  • Anonymous

    Why am I holding this truck, let’s head over to the bakery!!

  • Anonymous

    At last, the shrink ray works.  World Domination will be mine!  MINE!  Mwahahahahaha!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1676765759 Gregory Simmons

    #agenda21tour Glenn holds a miniature replica of Sam Walton’s truck & realizes that with Obama’s reelection, this will soon be all the space necessary for most Americans to store their assets.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZLDUYTGW4UN2MWTJG47S55H27Q Don

    This was the only way Sam could meet CAFE standards

  • Anonymous

    Finally, my dream truck!  Where’s Wayne Szalinski when you need him?

  • Anonymous

    After Tania shrinks me to drive this sweet truck, I hope she remembers to unshrink me again!

  • Anonymous

     Wonder if I can get all my Gold in there?

  • Anonymous

    Wonder if I can get all my Gold in there?

  • Anonymous

    Boy, am I glad China isn’t building Ford’s. Yet!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000574381619 Hannah Solt

    “Here we have a symbol of the American ability to start small and succeed, sized down to show the degradation of American work ethic. “

  • http://www.facebook.com/wanda.simpson.58 Wanda Simpson

    THE TRUCK THAT STARTED THE PRICE REVOLUTION.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=830812939 Ron Tyler

    TO dream the impossible dream. How can I get me one of these?

  • Anonymous

    “It’s only  9 inches long and  STILL has more under the hood than a Chevy.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.willmore Dustin Robert Willmore

    So, this is how you “Keep it Real!” Hmmmm!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.willmore Dustin Robert Willmore

    So, this is how you “Keep it Real!” Hmmmmm!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/TYKAZS4SJDA7O4AXYLCPUP7YCQ Deann

    Glenn shows off his new disaster preparedness device….the shrinky dink ray.  

  • Anonymous

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    http://gamechangerqueen.net

  • http://twitter.com/MelvetaS melveta Seely

    Better gas mileage than AF1..Obama should thumb a ride!!

  • Anonymous

    Gee, just like my dad’s old truck!!  George S. Reagan, Sr., Fort Worth, TX

  • Anonymous

    Its pretty small…..But it still should be big enough to put our constitution in when Obama and the democrats get done destroying it.

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm, I wonder if the tires are properly inflated….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1268957670 Felicity Gologram

    I knew it! Made in China!

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck examines one of two lucite boxes handed him at Sam’s Club, Round Rock, Texas.  The other contained a secret, personal gift–a miniature George Washington, programmed to help Glenn solve family, national, and world problems.

  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.rohleder Linda Rohleder

    Glenn Beck looks on in horror as he examines a full size replica of the average American vehicle after the implementation of Agenda 21.  The vehicles are said to be roomy enough to accommodate all your remaining marbles after the “transformation”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.rohleder Linda Rohleder

    Glenn Beck looks on in horror as he examines a full size replica of the
    average American vehicle after the implementation of Agenda 21.  The
    vehicles are said to be roomy enough to accommodate all your remaining
    marbles after the “transformation”.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/HEUL7CVN5KZBY7Z6MTDWYLGBYA Tracy Bender

    gee glen wouldn’t obama like to stick your fat butt into that gas gulping truck and send you off the fiscal cliff with pat and stu unbuckled in the back       (keep up the good fight your all great)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/HEUL7CVN5KZBY7Z6MTDWYLGBYA Tracy Bender

    how many green m&m’s would i have to give up to fit into this truck?

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck muses about product creator goals:  Sam Walton, apply Christian values to
    commerce, to improve families’ standard of living; Henry Ford, a vehicle to
    give weekend peace to families by visiting the country; Saul Alinsky, this is
    Satan’s Kingdom, how to take a piece of it for yourself; Glenn’s own art, a
    litmus test for depth, faith of world changers, if you blaspheme them do they
    forgive you; UN Agenda 21, this is our Kingdom now, you do not visit the
    countryside, we do not forgive.  Glenn
    muses prophetically about the miniature George Washington program in the other Lucite
    box in a plain wrapper transmitted to him by Sam’s Club, was that but a dream, but the goal must be peace
    for families to travel freely in thought, to explore their own individual and
    family strength and values, to honor each other by listening with rapt
    attention, to rediscover the truth the Founders sang of, but this one is
    secret, personal and probably after three days, three messages, the truth will come
    to me.  The truth is my goal is a spiritual awakening, restore our faith, our nation, restore our families, that each
    member of my huge family should become George Washington.  And forgive. love, understand each other.

  • Anonymous

    Another before-time word…it’s called a “truck”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/L5E5IDEGD4GSXI4J7GMLNM4XQQ Brett

    That’s funny? I didn’t know Obama built this? Huh, that’s what a trillion dollars buys these days, man I’m screwed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dennis.dunham.77 Dennis Dunham

     Fw: Fwd: FW: Rigged? 
      Something to think about????? Interesting…. was wondering WHEN the stats Would show “RIGGING”

    Sometimes you just cannot argue with the numbers. If these numbers are
    correct and true, the USA has bigger problems on their hands other
    than who was elected President.

    From Bill O’Reilly’s message board..

    Most everyone suspected fraud, but these numbers prove it and our
    government and media refuse to do anything about it.

    As each state reported their final election details, the evidence of
    voter fraud is astounding. Massive voter fraud has been reported in
    areas of OH and FL, with PA, WI and VA, all are deploying personnel
    to investigate election results.

    Here are just a few examples of what has surfaced with much more to
    come.

    * In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received
    100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney. (a
    mathematical and statistical impossibility).

    * In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the
    votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling
    locations – and not one single vote was recorded for Romney.
    (another statistical impossibility).

    * In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only
    98,213 eligible voters.

    * In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible
    voters but 247,713 votes were cast.

    * The National SEAL Museum , a polling location in St. Lucie County,
    FL had a 158% voter turnout.

    * Palm Beach County , FL had a 141% voter turnout.

    * In Ohio County , Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible
    voters.

    NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and
    lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote.

    Imagine that!  

  • http://www.facebook.com/kingfred777 Fred Von During

    Your gun 2nd amendment stand is what I might of had before the killings at Newtown Ct.Now I see the 1791 2nd amendment as old as it is, 221 yrs old. There is no way the average american needs or should have the RIGHT to own a multi cartridge automatic style weapon..20 children would be alive today if these weapons were only authorized for use by the Military and Law Enforcement..nothing was thought of by the people who wrote the 2nd amendment in regards to automatic multi shot hand weapons guns or rifles..it is a minimum of 100 yrs overdue to re-write the 2nd amendment..a uniform 2nd amendment that specified the rights to own hand guns and hunting rifles is all that was ever intended by the writers of the 2nd amendment and it is an obvious self serving mis-interpretation to say the 2nd amendment said meant or implied anything else..at that time, 1791, they only had and only knew of single shot weapons..in fact it is a stretch to even include revolvers..a uniform across the continent law allowing only the weapons available at the time the 2nd amendment was written would have,if properly enforced, prevented a most horrible slaughter of 20 innocent children and 6 adults…if my children had been in school that day at that school they would still be sleeping in their beds at home with me and their Mom…had your children been at school in Newtown,Ct at Sandy Hook school the day of the shooting they would still be in their beds tonight at your home…