I don’t know ???….No I just dont believe this is really Sam’s truck he couldn’t fit in there.

Glenn Beck: “I told everyone to buy a truck from 1978 or earlier, but I guess I should also have told them what size to buy!”

How could I put Obama in that truck and then put it in pee pee? I could auction that off!

I wonder if this will fit in my pee bottle?

“there’s NO place like home.. there’s no place like home.  Maybe it will bring back the Republic if I say it enough!”

General Motors finally made a truck that obeys all the new regulations! -Matt S.

“Now this can run on alternative fuel!”

“It’s cool and all…I just thought it would be, I don’t know….bigger?”

Glenn Beck: “This is much better than Piss Obama… at least there’s something that’s really American in there”

The NEW 2014 Government Approved Vehicles! The Auto companies finally found a way to reduce carbons, increase gas-mileage, and meet all the other Government Standards while keeping the price below $35,000! They simply reduced the size of their cars and trucks!

Wow! Government didn’t help build this business.

Hmmm, I wonder if American Dream Labs can put George Sorros in here!!! #Agenda21Tour

Sam Walton didn’t own that.

So this is what Obama will be driving us over the fiscal cliff in…

in french accent: “hmmm.  This no good.  No pee pee in the encasement.  THIS IS NOT ART!”

The New 2014 Government Approved Vehicle! The Auto Companies have FINALLY found a way to reduce carbons, increase gas mileage, and meet all the other Government Standards all while keeping the MRP below $35,000! The solution was easy—simply reduce the size!

Hmmmm….Doesn’t seem too big to fail.

“I wonder if I will be a replica someday…hmmmm.”

Man…….I bet that thing would survive an EMP!

How much could I auction off something without pee pee in it? Lets start the bidding at 16 trillion dollars

Nice truck ! Hey wait, is that Obama in PeePee I see in the seat ? !

Glenn Beck is saying good bye to the good old days, were a
Ford was a great ride, a Christmas tree was a Christmas tree and God had our
backs, because we knew him as our lord and savior. God Bless America and forgive us. Ron

“This brand new 2013: GM truck, that follows all the new regulations, would make a great Christmas present for my kid!”

“The new Volt: a car fit for the times!”

 If Wallmart would sell goods made in USA only ==now that’s funny==

Back to the future, when a dollar was worth at least 75 cents!

Hmmmm… a Twinkie shaped like a truck?  Yeah, I’d eat it.

Here’s another GM vehicle made in China.  Figures,

What a novel idea, a truck that matches my Chick-fil-A cup!

Hmmmm… a Twinkie shaped like a truck?  Yeah, I’d eat it. 

I’d love to listen to the Rangers win the Superbowl while driving this truck -yeah, I’m a man!

I am sooooo glad I am in Texas now and not in New York… I can get one of these!!!

Something the middle class could a”ford” to put gas in…..

where are the fuzzy dice?

Sam started out very small.

“Remembering the good old days”  and if I win, I don’t need a signed copy so give it to someone randomly chosen.  I bought this book the 1st day it appeared in my local Wal-mart, and read it in less than 24 hours.  I’ve gotten 4 others to purchase the book, when my husband finishes it I will donate it to our local library so more people can read it (we live in Maine and we have alot of poor people who can’t afford to purchase this book).

Obviously Glen is thinking… “I thought everything was Bigger in Texas!”

Capitalist’s old trucks never die; makes Obama cry.

Capitalist’s old trucks never die; makes Obama cry.

Sam’s Club!!  More like Sam’s closet. Nice Ford. Now put it down before you Break it Glenn….

I better be careful.  That last time someone entrusted me with a car it rolled down a hill and got totaled!   

In news from the future: (old fashioned telex noises) ((
which doesn’t make sense if it’s news from the future,but it’s my story))
Dateline December 1, 2020 Dear Leader Obama in what is an unprecedented 4th
term has ordered all fossil fuel burning vehicles destroyed, and sadly the only
way you’ll see a Ford truck or any car or truck for that matter is in model
form. However on an even stranger note Dear Leader Obama calls Glenn Beck to
see if Mercury One can produce the Solar Roller !  We now return you to your normal programming
An Obama Seasonal Solstice Evening to be followed by Healthy Holiday Baking
with Michelle !

“The Sam Walton Pickup Truck for People Who Can’t Walk Good and Who Wanna Go To Other Places Good Too”

“What is this? A pickup for ants?!”

Remember when it was all made in America!?!

Glen Beck WINS Sam’s Club “Paranoid Redneck of the Year” award!

now thats a company that dont want government hand out and is smart enough not to take them….beep beep …vroooom…..

Would-ya-look-at-that? The vehicle to success! And they say it’s a college degree…

Glenn Beck fully trained as Sams Club employee; now acts like the rest of them and hides in break room his entire shift!

wouldnt it be great if i could just escape in this tiny truck ,the door is open if i c o u l d j u s t squueeezzzee in no one would notice im gone ahhh now wheres the keys  

Better close that door to save battery and inflate those tires to save fuel, ’cause at the rate Obama is killing energy, the Dems have been warning us we need to save…!

Glenn, ya sure look better in Texas then in New York City, a city full of zombies of the liberal kind.

When admiring replica of Sam Walton’s truck Glenn Beck spots
Walton’s first illegal alien employee still hiding behind the seat!!

Ohhh the good ole days when you could afford to own AND put gas in one of these, life size!

Hmmmm…..better hide this treasure before it’s illegal to own a replica of a truck that wasn’t electric and get 666 MPG.  After all, the government didn’t build this.

I have finally found the vehicle I want to be in when we go over the fiscal cliff.

Hmmmm, I wonder if Costco let Biden hold James Sinegal’s FedMart name tag.

“I had one just like this! Of course, that was before the nuclear test blast in Nevada. Now I just keep growing and growing….”

Looks like I have a leak in my “Truck in Pee Pee” Art Sculpture.

“I used to have a truck just like this. I loved that truck! Of course, that was before the nuclear test blast in Nevada. Now I just keep growing and growing…….”

“Not made in China”

The classic all-American pickup…. after Obama’s EPA gets done with it……

The classic all-American pickup…. after Obama’s EPA gets done with it……

I wonder if it’s made out of anything edible…

Ahhh first a replica of a truck, next replicas of old people……..Thank you Agenda 21!

I wounder if Obama would drive this over the ” fiscal ” cliff 

After a whirlwind book signing tour, Glenn finally fell asleep…

today’s money could only buy you that model, lol, that truck worked over 20yrs.    

This is what Obama meant by drive smaller cars?

Obviously Sam wasn’t on board with Agenda 21. Pee Wee Herman and his bike, there was a man who supported sustainable development.

Example of what cars will look like under Agenda 21. And you thought Smart Cars were small.

My son was the 2nd in line at Fort Hood. He said Beck was a genuine & nice guy but my son was a bit star-struck & couldn’t find the words to respond to Beck at all! lol. Poor kid! He is so bummed that he didn’t talk back to Glenn Beck

Do you think Obama could compensate for his lack of patriotism with this?

Another couple of businesses and I might be able to afford this after I pay my taxes since Obama was re-elected.

michael@briggs-bookkeeping.biz

“hmmm…now that Obama has been reelected I do need to make some cuts…how many people can I fit in here…?”

I wonder if my fat a$$ will fit in there!

(love you Glenn)

Hmmm.. my daughter and son-in-law said they needed a truck to move.. This should do the trick..and I’m sure Sam Walton would love nothing more than to help out!

“Wow , no chain steering wheel, where can I buy one like this”

Wait for it…Truck to the side of the road, door opens, and…ah ha…another pee pee work of art! Oh yes, Obama, he did make this himself and can “a-Ford” to enjoy it!

As soon as the camera man turns his head, I’m slipping this into the old back back. 

Where’s Sam’s bird dog?

Wonder If I could get this outta here? Make a great Christmas gift for O’Reilly!

No wonder Walton was rich, the tight wad never spent any money!

Hmmm… Made… in….. China! 

“Beck Acquires ’79 Ford Electric Prototype. He’s thinking the only one who can afford to recharge it would be Michael Vey.

Here is Glenn, ADD obsessing over and wondering…  “PAT!  Who left the damn driver’s door open?”

Here is Glenn, ADD obsessing over and wondering…. “PAT!!!  Who left the damn driver’s door open?”

This is what I can afford after Obama increased my taxes.  

From the most humble beginnings come the greatest of men!  No laughing matter

“Lucky Trucky”
The duck had luck in his truck with the buck.
The buck in the truck had luck.

Glenn Beck buys first “Obama Car”.

can I  use the truck to drive over the to the U.N  to tell what I really think about agenda 21..do u think they will listen the buttholes

It’s what I want for Christmas!

It’s what I want for Christmas!

Look honey, i got something for Raphe and Bowen to drive

I see why they didn’t need a “Bail Out”

HMMMMMMM……..How do I get the Pee Pee in this one?

Dear Santa, Forget what I said about the double action Red Rider BB gun. I’ve found what I really want for Christmas. It’s even got a pink carnation on the front seat!

That truck is a thing of beauty. They sure don’t make em like that anymore!

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 The 1% Diorama… “Occupy Bentonville” action figures sold separately…

 The 1% Diorama… “Occupy Bentonville” action figures sold separately…

Green tech finally built a truck which gets 100 mpg.

Man, I bet Ken and Barbie are worried sick that their truck is missing…

Why am I holding this truck, let’s head over to the bakery!!

At last, the shrink ray works.  World Domination will be mine!  MINE!  Mwahahahahaha!!!!

#agenda21tour Glenn holds a miniature replica of Sam Walton’s truck & realizes that with Obama’s reelection, this will soon be all the space necessary for most Americans to store their assets.

This was the only way Sam could meet CAFE standards

Finally, my dream truck!  Where’s Wayne Szalinski when you need him?

After Tania shrinks me to drive this sweet truck, I hope she remembers to unshrink me again!

 Wonder if I can get all my Gold in there?

Wonder if I can get all my Gold in there?

Boy, am I glad China isn’t building Ford’s. Yet!!!

“Here we have a symbol of the American ability to start small and succeed, sized down to show the degradation of American work ethic. “

THE TRUCK THAT STARTED THE PRICE REVOLUTION.

TO dream the impossible dream. How can I get me one of these?

“It’s only  9 inches long and  STILL has more under the hood than a Chevy.”

So, this is how you “Keep it Real!” Hmmmm!

So, this is how you “Keep it Real!” Hmmmmm!

Glenn shows off his new disaster preparedness device….the shrinky dink ray.  

Thank you for taking time to share this information with everyone.
http://gamechangerqueen.net

Better gas mileage than AF1..Obama should thumb a ride!!

Gee, just like my dad’s old truck!!  George S. Reagan, Sr., Fort Worth, TX

Its pretty small…..But it still should be big enough to put our constitution in when Obama and the democrats get done destroying it.

Hmmm, I wonder if the tires are properly inflated….

I knew it! Made in China!

Glenn Beck examines one of two lucite boxes handed him at Sam’s Club, Round Rock, Texas.  The other contained a secret, personal gift–a miniature George Washington, programmed to help Glenn solve family, national, and world problems.

Glenn Beck looks on in horror as he examines a full size replica of the average American vehicle after the implementation of Agenda 21.  The vehicles are said to be roomy enough to accommodate all your remaining marbles after the “transformation”.

Glenn Beck looks on in horror as he examines a full size replica of the
average American vehicle after the implementation of Agenda 21.  The
vehicles are said to be roomy enough to accommodate all your remaining
marbles after the “transformation”.

gee glen wouldn’t obama like to stick your fat butt into that gas gulping truck and send you off the fiscal cliff with pat and stu unbuckled in the back       (keep up the good fight your all great)

how many green m&m’s would i have to give up to fit into this truck?

Glenn Beck muses about product creator goals:  Sam Walton, apply Christian values to
commerce, to improve families’ standard of living; Henry Ford, a vehicle to
give weekend peace to families by visiting the country; Saul Alinsky, this is
Satan’s Kingdom, how to take a piece of it for yourself; Glenn’s own art, a
litmus test for depth, faith of world changers, if you blaspheme them do they
forgive you; UN Agenda 21, this is our Kingdom now, you do not visit the
countryside, we do not forgive.  Glenn
muses prophetically about the miniature George Washington program in the other Lucite
box in a plain wrapper transmitted to him by Sam’s Club, was that but a dream, but the goal must be peace
for families to travel freely in thought, to explore their own individual and
family strength and values, to honor each other by listening with rapt
attention, to rediscover the truth the Founders sang of, but this one is
secret, personal and probably after three days, three messages, the truth will come
to me.  The truth is my goal is a spiritual awakening, restore our faith, our nation, restore our families, that each
member of my huge family should become George Washington.  And forgive. love, understand each other.

Another before-time word…it’s called a “truck”

That’s funny? I didn’t know Obama built this? Huh, that’s what a trillion dollars buys these days, man I’m screwed.

 Fw: Fwd: FW: Rigged? 
  Something to think about????? Interesting…. was wondering WHEN the stats Would show “RIGGING”

Sometimes you just cannot argue with the numbers. If these numbers are
correct and true, the USA has bigger problems on their hands other
than who was elected President.

From Bill O’Reilly’s message board..

Most everyone suspected fraud, but these numbers prove it and our
government and media refuse to do anything about it.

As each state reported their final election details, the evidence of
voter fraud is astounding. Massive voter fraud has been reported in
areas of OH and FL, with PA, WI and VA, all are deploying personnel
to investigate election results.

Here are just a few examples of what has surfaced with much more to
come.

* In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received
100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney. (a
mathematical and statistical impossibility).

* In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the
votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling
locations – and not one single vote was recorded for Romney.
(another statistical impossibility).

* In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only
98,213 eligible voters.

* In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible
voters but 247,713 votes were cast.

* The National SEAL Museum , a polling location in St. Lucie County,
FL had a 158% voter turnout.

* Palm Beach County , FL had a 141% voter turnout.

* In Ohio County , Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible
voters.

NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and
lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote.

Imagine that!  

Your gun 2nd amendment stand is what I might of had before the killings at Newtown Ct.Now I see the 1791 2nd amendment as old as it is, 221 yrs old. There is no way the average american needs or should have the RIGHT to own a multi cartridge automatic style weapon..20 children would be alive today if these weapons were only authorized for use by the Military and Law Enforcement..nothing was thought of by the people who wrote the 2nd amendment in regards to automatic multi shot hand weapons guns or rifles..it is a minimum of 100 yrs overdue to re-write the 2nd amendment..a uniform 2nd amendment that specified the rights to own hand guns and hunting rifles is all that was ever intended by the writers of the 2nd amendment and it is an obvious self serving mis-interpretation to say the 2nd amendment said meant or implied anything else..at that time, 1791, they only had and only knew of single shot weapons..in fact it is a stretch to even include revolvers..a uniform across the continent law allowing only the weapons available at the time the 2nd amendment was written would have,if properly enforced, prevented a most horrible slaughter of 20 innocent children and 6 adults…if my children had been in school that day at that school they would still be sleeping in their beds at home with me and their Mom…had your children been at school in Newtown,Ct at Sandy Hook school the day of the shooting they would still be in their beds tonight at your home…