Warrior Dash: Stu vs. Miss America

This morning on radio, Stu was explaining how he “allegedly” hurt his back on a trampoline a few days ago when Pat brought up that Warrior Dash is this weekend – the weekend Stu hoped and prayed would never come. Convenient timing...

Warrior Dash is a 3.2 mile race with 14 grueling obstacles that different Mercury employees have agreed to run to help raise money for Restoring Love. Stu, along with the other Mercury employees have been placed in to teams of two, one boy and one girl, for the race. Raj, who is also running the race, somehow managed to get paired up with Miss America 2008, Kirsten Haglund. Stu wasn’t exactly pleased about this…

“Yeah, she’s the partner of Raj… who is in shape. It’s… like… isn’t that a little unfair?” Stu said.

Glenn and Pat, who don’t exactly have confidence in Stu’s chances on winning, not losing, or really even finishing the race, didn’t have much sympathy for him.

“Now all of the sudden he's got back issues,” Pat said.  Have you noticed that? He's never a back problem in his life. ‘Oh, my back hurts. I hurt my back on the -- you hurt your back on the trampoline?’ You hurt your back on a trampoline? How did that happen?”

“Yeah, my wife had me do this trampoline for exercise and this is just another example of how exercise kills…” Stu responded.

“That’s too bad,” Glenn unsympathetically told Stu. “It's 14 grueling obstacles. The Warrior Dash is a 3.2 mile race. Why would you have gotten involved in this in the first place?”

“I care about America, Glenn,” Stu responded.

So far Warrior Dash has raised $275,000 has been raised. Glenn explained to the audience. “We have a goal of $500,000 that we have to hit. For each $100,000 raised, the losing team will be subject to -- some people say it's a form of torture. Pat and I say it's a source of entertainment.”

“I mean, please, wouldn't you like to have Stu eat, like, a spoonful of cinnamon?” Pat added.

Pat also suggested that interning for Jeffy would be a good punishment.

If you want to see the losing team get punished, or as Glenn put it, "see Stu suffer and get beat by Miss America," donate to MercuryOne.org TODAY! All donations that are made today and tomorrow, up to $50,000, will be matched by a couple who have asked to remain anonymous.

Here's what some of Mercury One's participants are doing to prepare for Warrior Dash...

The New York Times reported this week that U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate and former Secretary of State, John Kerry, allegedly leaked classified Israeli military information to one of its biggest foes: Iran. So, where's the media outcry?

Donald Trump Jr. joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the allegations against Kerry and the corporate media's blatant hypocrisy and the Left's double standards.

"It's sort of amazing what you can get away with if you're a Democrat," Trump Jr. said. "I would think, Glenn, these people would lose their minds if someone in the Trump administration did this."

Watch the video below to catch more of the conversation:


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The World Economic Forum isn't trying to hide its plans for the Great Reset. Details to "reset" the global economy have been published on its own website. Despite that and all the warning signs, many are still quick to refute this master plan as a "conspiracy theory" or as something that will never actually take hold. But as Glenn Beck explained on the radio program Monday, the Great Reset is happening right now in Europe. A huge new development for the Great Reset that could affect not only European businesses, but American ones as well. Businesses — and citizens — may be forced to comply sooner than you think.

Watch the video below to hear Glenn break down the details:

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As Glenn mentioned on his Wednesday Night Special this week, here are some organizations and individuals that you can help support in their various efforts to battle the Leftist takeover of U.S. history and education...

Mercury One

Taking action through humanitarian aid and educational initiatives. LEARN MORE

Wallbuilders

Presenting America's forgotten history and heroes, with an emphasis on the moral, religious, and constitutional foundation on which America was built. LEARN MORE

1776 Unites - 2020 Year in Review

Helping people become agents of their own uplift and transformation by embracing the true founding values of our nation. LEARN MORE

Christopher Rufo

Fighting against critical race theory through investigative reporting, grassroots organizing, and legal warfare. LEARN MORE

Clarice Schillinger—Keeping Kids in School PAC

Advocating in-person education on the local level and supporting candidates who are not beholden to teachers' unions to run for school board positions. LEARN MORE


If you missed Wednesday night's special, watch the entire episode HERE.

Do you know where your water comes from? Renowned historian and conservative commentator Victor Davis Hanson gets his water from a well on his family farm. He pumps it himself and he believes that's what more Americans need — to be grounded in physicality and stop taking so much for granted.

Hanson joined Glenn on the latest "Glenn Beck Podcast" to point out that this needs to happen soon because, as he describes in his new article, "The 10 Radical New Rules That Are Changing America," things are getting pretty bleak. The Left is subverting the Constitution more every day. The value of the dollar is dropping. The media has fused with the radical Left. Corporations, Hollywood, Silicon Valley are all working together to increase their power and their wokeness. And academia isn't any better — as a senior fellow at Stanford University's Hoover Institution, Hanson has watched for himself the deterioration of constitutional rights on campus. And as a historian, he knows how all of this usually ends — and what we must do to prevent it.

In the clip below, Hanson shares a crucial lesson that woke America has forgotten — but surprisingly enough, President Donald Trump never did. Watch the video clip below or find the full podcast here or wherever you listen to podcasts:

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