The 2012 Presidential Election is entering the final stretch, and the craziest propaganda is starting to surface. Take, for example, a new video from the founders of the ad agency that brought America the "Got Milk?" commercials. In the video, a group of kids sign about a future where Mitt Romney was elected President. What's it like? The dystopian future features an America where "sick people just die" and "oil fills the sea".
"Remember that speech Mitt Romney gave where he promised the sea would be filled with oil?" Stu said.
"He said you are so sick and tired of diving in to clear, crystal clear blue waters in your seas. That won't be a problem anymore because I am going to dump more oil in the oceans than you can shake a stick at," Pat said.
"That was inspirational. I wept. I wept," said Stu.
The song also promises endless wars, no more polar bears, and lots of Chinese stuff.
"One of the reasons I voted for the guy because I was like, I hate these wars that come to an end. I'm very much against them. I like the wars that go on," Stu said.
"We're doing a terrible job trying to kill all the polar bears because they've gone up by five times in the last 30 years," he continued. "(Romney) said if I'm elected, I will personally take a machete to the North Pole. And I will chop the heads off of every polar bear I see."
"And if that doesn't finish them, I will drop nukes," Pat added.
WATCH:
Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea
We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
The Earth is cracked
Big Bird is sacked
And the atmosphere is frying
Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair
It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you
You did your best
You failed the test
Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!