Can you guess what this PSA is for?: "There are many dumb ways to die"

Glenn came across a very catchy Australian PSA this week that has gone viral all over the internet. The only thing is…until the ad gets to the very end, you have no idea what in the world the message is for.

Here are the lyrics:

"Set fire to your hair.  Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.  Eat medicine that's out of date.  Use your private parts as piranha bait. 

Dumb ways to die.  So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.

Get your toast with a fork.  Do your own electrical work.  Teach yourself how to fly.  Eat a two‑week‑old unrefrigerated pie."

"Any takers yet?" Glenn asked Pat and Stu.

They had a couple of guesses: a funeral home, seat belts, but none of them correct. And the ad continues.

"So many dumb ways to die.  Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

A psycho killer in sight.  Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride. Use your clothes dryer at a hiding place. 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.  Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. 

Keep your rattlesnake as a pet.  Sell both your kidneys on the Internet.  Eat super glue.  I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.  Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. 

So many dumb ways to die.  Dress up like a moose during hunting season.  Stir a nest of wasps for no good reason.  Stand on the edge of a train station platform at a level crossing.  Run across the tracks.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.  Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die."

"Here it comes…" Glenn interjected.

"Be safe around trains.  A message from Metro."

You can watch the full PSA here:

Glenn explained that the video has gone so viral that it was number two or three on YouTube the other day and it's even for sale on iTunes.

So the question Glenn, Pat and Stu have is: How many people have to die to get a three minute PSA ad in Australia?

Thinking that in 2012, surely trains are a serious threat to the human, Stu went searching for the stats. What he found was actually surprising.

Australia's numbers were actually smaller than most that he found, at only 50 people a year. So it's safe to say a three-minutes PSA is just a little over the top.

In the USA, Stu found a shocking 400-600 people being killed per year.

However that's nothing to the number he found in India. Australia may actually want to let India borrow this little jingle, because they have an alarming 15,000 people per year killed by trains, where there is over 40,000 miles of railway track. 6,000 of those are in Mumbai alone — that's about 16 per day.

Glenn had a few solutions, like a switching station. His best option was this: stop letting people think trains are the world's solution to the environment and use trucks, cars and bridges.

"We've got to worry about that. There's certainly no other problems on this Earth to take care of first. Let's worry about the 0.7 degree temperature rise when 15,000 people a year are dying by trains in one country," Stu sarcastically said.

If you go back and listen to the jingle one more time, it's actually hard to believe that more people die from trains than some of the things listed in this song.

As Glenn and Pat jokingly pointed out, he's gotten his toast out using a fork before and tried to do his own electrical work. Although, he definitely hasn't done quite a few things on this list.

Long story short: Have a lovely Thanksgiving AND be safe around trains.

Gavin McInnes broke the internet last month when his live show was interrupted, and it appeared that he was arrested. He broke the internet again a few weeks later when he admitted that the arrest was staged as part of what was intended to be an elaborate prank.

McInnes joined Glenn Beck on "Glenn TV" to explain the real reason behind his disastrous prank.

"This was a $10,000 joke. I lost 100 subscribers because of it, but I was going away to Paris for a week because my daughter is going to college and I thought let's make it interesting," McInnes said of his decision to fake an on-air arrest in the middle of his live "Get Off My Lawn" podcast on August 25.

"There was a method to the madness, with the prank ... my point was, first of all, this is happening to people in real-time. Tim Poole has been swatted a million times," he explained to Glenn. "The thought police are in full effect. I also wanted to lampoon the media's bloodlust for us suffering."

Glenn played a clip of the now-infamous hoax while McInnes explained what was really going on behind the scenes, including how his very drunk friend "Unrelia-Bill" was supposed to act the part of the arresting officer but ended up being much too intoxicated (at "2 pm") to speak even a few lines, and how smugly gleeful the "far left" was when they thought McInnes had actually been arrested.

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Glenn Beck joined Fox News' Tucker Carlson on Thursday night to discuss Visa Inc.'s "horrifying" new plans to flag firearm sales by separately categorizing purchases at gun shops, a move that Glenn aptly described as "the next step in banning guns."

In what's been hailed as a major victory for gun control activists, Visa agreed to adopt the International Organization for Standardization's (ISO) new set of standards by creating a special merchant category code for gun and ammunition sales.

In his appearance on "Tucker Carlson Tonight," Glenn shared a letter written by Robert B. Thomson III, a senior vice president at Visa, showing that the credit card company initially pushed back on the ISO's new rules.

“We believe that asking payment networks to serve as a moral authority by deciding which legal goods can or cannot be purchased sets a dangerous precedent,” Thomson wrote in the letter to pro-gun-control lawmakers, including Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts.

Just days later, however, Visa had agreed to comply with the ISO's plan to establish a new merchant category code for gun stores. So why did Visa suddenly flip?

As Glenn explained, it all comes down to pressure from America's largest union-owned bank, the Amalgamated Bank, one of the only unionized banks in the United States and a proud proponent of ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) investing.

"This is the next step in banning guns," Glenn asserted.

"It's horrifying!" Tucker responded after several seconds of stunned silence.

"I'm so grateful you did the reporting on this," he told Glenn. "I'm not sure why it falls to you since we have a couple of very large daily newspapers in this country you'd think would want to report this, yet none of them did. So, Glenn Beck did."


On a recent episode of "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn broke down the details of this latest attack on the Second Amendment and revealed how this is a step toward something even worse than federal gun registration. Watch the video clip below for more details. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.


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Glenn Beck: Here's why Stacey Abrams' fetal heartbeat remarks are hilarious but TERRIFYING

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Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has a new pro-abortion conspiracy theory: "There is no such thing as a [fetal] heartbeat at six weeks ... it is a manufactured sound designed to convince people that men have a right to take control of a woman’s body."

On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere agreed Abrams' latest "misinformation" is not just ridiculous but could be dangerous if people are actually willing to believe her.

"If you want to defend abortion, go ahead and defend it. Defend what you're actually doing. Stop denying what is reality," Stu said. "If this is such a great defensible policy, then just come out and defend it, but they never can ... you notice how they can't go to the actual thing they say is so important. They keep defending these other things that aren't true."

Glenn said the pro-choice movement was successful for a long time because most people want the decision to be up to the woman and her doctor and that abortion should be safe, legal, and rare. But when leftists began "celebrating" their abortions or calling for "abortion on demand" at any point in the pregnancy, that's when they start to lose support.

"Because they've celebrated abortion and are losing regular people, you can't put that genie back in the bottle. So, what do they have to do now? They have to take the insane step of discrediting medical machines and technology," Glenn said.

"This is after two years, by the way, of them claiming the biggest scandal in the world was people suggesting the voting machines were hacked — after they previously said that voting machines were hacked in elections they [Democrats] lost," Stu pointed out.

"Honestly, gang, think this through because this is where life gets very scary. This is where you go to authoritarian rule and you can kill millions of people because you're truly now discrediting things that everyone knows is true," Glenn warned.

"So, if you disagree ... you can say that is an evil magic box that has made up sounds in it to convince people. If they will buy that, you're at the Salem witch trials. 'If she doesn't float, she wasn't a witch.' That's what you're looking at right now — and what's frightening is, [Abrams] can say this with a straight face and no one discredits her," he continued.

"You don't think that they can convince those people that you are a terrorist because of the way you vote? [...] You don't think they can convince half the country that you should be eliminated, liquidated, put into a camp, whatever authoritarians love to do? ... We are headed towards dangerous, dangerous times. We better wake up and stand together because this is frightening — it's hilarious — but because people are taking it seriously, it is terrifying," Glenn added.

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A big question Glenn Beck has always had about “The Amazing Do-Over” is: How do you get the most powerful and wealthy nation that has ever existed to accept, “You will own nothing … and be happy”? A foundational principle of this country from its very inception has been land ownership. We worked hard, were fiscally responsible, and stayed away from high debt, but the progressive era began to erode all of that.

The Clinton Global Initiative recently gathered the ruling class to tell the plebes how to run their finances and called anyone who dared challenge their ideas “climate change deniers.” Glenn argues we are dangerously far down the “Road to Serfdom” and exposes the progressive playbook to keep us in line. It’s a 600-year-old medieval model that’s been the plan all along.

We’re already feeling economic pain, and yet they’re playing “Game of Thrones” with our lives. Turning us into serfs is their ultimate goal. How do they finish the complete restructuring of the American financial system and our way of life?

On Wednesday night's "Glenn TV," Glenn connects it all on the chalkboard and details the solution to fighting back against the ruling elites.

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